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@jwl_1992
Jack
7 years
If ever you feel clueless in any given situation in life just remember that DCU tweeted the Taoiseach asking if they were a college
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1 year
Lads I know it’s hard to find at this time of year, but does anyone in their mid-to-late 30s have any outdated, ideally unsolicited advice for teenagers about to sit exams?
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Incredible result of a lack of proofreading by UCC Students' Union. Absolute lol.
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Leo Varadkar, somewhere, is currently weighing the pros and cons of recording a video to wish the soccer team good luck tomorrow. Pro: loves hearing own voice replayed Con: empathy with the working class and its things
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Katie Ascough's presidency is not viable. Luckily, the compassion of UCD students means that she won't have to carry it to term.
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1 year
I would ordinarily try avoid praising Cork at all costs but this has to be the only contender for Ireland’s best food hall
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@jwl_1992
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7 months
Tadhg Beirne, Oli Jager, Joey Carbery – all brought to Munster by David Nucifora without any connection to the province. Simon Zebo brought back on an IRFU contract and not a single involvement in a squad since. Maybe it’s not Nucifora
@jim_demps
Jim Demps
7 months
With interest in Antoine Frisch being reported from clubs in France and apparent interest in Mike Haley, it’s worth noting the dismantling job Nucifora has overseen on the Munster squad that won the URC less than 12 months ago through makey uppy rules and a reduced budget.
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
John McGuirk has absolutely no credentials that merit him a place on national TV discussing public life and policy. And yet, he's there because he's a notable contrarian online. If ever there was an argument not to feed the trolls.
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@jwl_1992
Jack
1 year
Some people have taken this as a serious request
@jwl_1992
Jack
1 year
Lads I know it’s hard to find at this time of year, but does anyone in their mid-to-late 30s have any outdated, ideally unsolicited advice for teenagers about to sit exams?
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@jwl_1992
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2 years
A second tannoy at the RDS has played Celtic Symphony
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1 year
@numptyhunting @1601DavidD @NewstalkFM I really enjoy how confidently you have waded into this issue with an “I believe”. Look it up man
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@jwl_1992
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7 months
@SimonRaiwalui His late-career rivalry with Sexton divided Munster/Leinster and when beating Leinster in big CC games he has stoked the tension, not always a gracious winner. That said he deserves his legacy as a top player and coach IMO. He’s spiky but not beyond sportsmanship
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@jwl_1992
Jack
7 years
Tbh if political correctness gone mad can take out Al Porter and George Hook then I am SOLD
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
This from Ireland Simpsons Fans on troll hate for Ibrahim Halawa is so 🔥
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@jwl_1992
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2 years
My now wife ended her wedding speech with the Brooklyn 99 “your butt is the bomb” line in full.
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@jwl_1992
Jack
7 years
As a retaliation to a perceived anti-Brexit meme tweeted by Ireland Simpsons Fans, an anonymous account stated tweeting people my home address and encouraging them to let me know how they feel. The internet is fucked up.
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@jwl_1992
Jack
8 years
I run a 9,000-member meme page and @sinnfeinireland yoinks the content to recruit people. There's a sentence I never expected to say.
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
When Fianna Fáil makes a big deal about anything
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@jwl_1992
Jack
2 years
@PaulOBrienKil @Ckpainters69 Really enjoy this suggestion that he drive 170km to save 6 euro
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@jwl_1992
Jack
7 years
Students unions have been publishing the same information for many recent years without consequence. Katie Ascough made a moral decision.
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
God bless @SarahMei and her trawling of the editor's notes on the manuscript of Milo's cancelled book. Check her recent images. So good.
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Using Alibaba to tentatively get pricing for new tag rugby team kit. Brilliant honestly from my prospective Chinese supplier
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7 years
If Boojum won't support Katie Ascough then #ImWithBoojum
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@jwl_1992
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9 months
@AlexMcGuinn @hardestgeezer This is possibly the most pathetic thing I've ever seen
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
1360 of 1773 votes in arts are pro-impeachment. That faculty itself voted in greater numbers to impeach than her entire election vote.
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Bono: "Sub-Saharan Africa is home to 400 million of the world's poorest people" Also Bono:
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@jwl_1992
Jack
1 year
I am absolutely baffled by the number of people who claim to be die-hard Leinster fans who didn’t buy tickets when they were on public sale. I paid €55 for amazing seats covering two finals!
@leinsterrugby
Leinster Rugby
1 year
💬 Finally, we will continue to discuss further 🎟️ options with @ChampionsCup should more become available from LaR and a further raffle will also be held should STH not purchase by the deadline. Thank you as always for the support - we are trying our best with what we have 👍
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Jack
7 years
Why does Fianna Fáil hate women?
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Who said student politics doesn't matter? In 2015 students in TCD voted for Lynn Ruane to be SU President against the odds, and campaigned for her in Seanad elections. Just over a year later and she's voting to #repealthe8th at #8committee 👍🏻
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7 months
@T2Rugby Yes, what a pity he is a domestic abuser
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7 years
@jeffcahill79 @brianmurphycllr Been in a college recently?
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@jwl_1992
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1 year
A few months ago I was cycling to Connolly station and a group of kids had set up a translucent string very tightly at head height across the entrance to Seán O'Casey Bridge. It was a deliberate effort to hurt someone, and this kind of thing is common
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Ticket's to Nigel Farage's #Irexit event are free, with a 50p booking cost and limited to one per email. Who wants to help buy them up and leave the room empty? Genuine question... 👀
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@jwl_1992
Jack
2 years
Even assuming the absolute worst intentions from Michael Fry, it’s completely immaterial. There’s no point having any kind of emotional reaction to it. He didn’t stop any houses being built and dunking on an easy target won’t build any more.
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@jwl_1992
Jack
7 years
"I don't support [the Muslim Brotherhood] ideology" - there, you happy, conspiracy theorists? #LateLate
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
I hear Katie Ascough is insisting that any potential bye-election be alternatively called a "just confused" election
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Gerry Adams ceding the Presidency of Sinn Féin is a big moment in modern Irish history, regardless of the view you take on his legacy. Interesting day.
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7 years
McGrath: well, there are lots of opinions about Savita Boylan: Well, I reviewed her clinical notes so I have an unfair advantage 🔥🔥🔥
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Ibrahim Halawa is home. Harrowing to think of what he's been through, so young. Well done to everyone who worked so hard! 🇮🇪
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@jwl_1992
Jack
2 years
In a nutshell this is why Labour are unfortunately a shadow of themselves. Cosplaying Connolly and calling each other comrade while hitting the poorest in government and not being especially sorry about it. So sad
@louiseburne_
Louise Burne
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A spokeswoman for Labour tells the @IrishMirror : “Among the many differences between us and the Social Democrats is that the Labour Party was founded by James Connolly. The Social Democrats were founded by Stephen Donnelly.”
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@jwl_1992
Jack
10 years
Found an awkward present for @GerryAdamsSF in Stansted today. http://t.co/uvISgmi4AL
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8 years
My Simpsons-themed hot-takes on Lucinda stepping down as leader of Renua
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
I've known hundreds of sabbatical officers from dozens of countries and not one of them would manipulate and lie like Katie Ascough tbh
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@jwl_1992
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7 years
Hopefully #LateLate taught a lot of people that Ibrahim Halawa isn't a concept, he's a human being and quite alike any other person his age
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@jwl_1992
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1 year
On your first day of college you get assigned a nickname based on your Leaving Cert points ranking. Unfortunately despite doing quite well I picked a course where everyone did quite well. They called me “median” for 5 years. But I turned out ok.
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@JohnDugganSport With all due respect some of us have seen for a long time that it wasn’t going to work and OTB Football sneered and dismissed. It wasn’t hard to see!
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@jwl_1992
Jack
10 years
What does it feel like to be an icon for sexism, predatory behaviour and sexual assault? #AskThicke
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@jwl_1992
Jack
11 months
The Parish priest in Nenagh found out earlier this week that he’d have to eulogise Shane MacGowan in front of some of the most famous people in the world and he did stunning justice to the man
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Jack
7 years
Does it annoy you that the new #DrWho13 is a woman?
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7 years
Imagine holding an opinion with absolutely no basis in reality and volunteering to go on national TV and articulate it. Jamie Bryson is quite the character. #CBLive
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@jwl_1992
Jack
2 years
Without realising, I just took a call in the quiet carriage on the Cork train and the shame is SEARING
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@jwl_1992
Jack
7 years
When I'm in charge of revolutionary justice, the first against the wall will be people who say "holibobs" and/or "doggos"
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9 years
There is actually a queue of students registering to vote at Tralee Garda station! #ge16 #MakeASmartVote
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11 years
I wonder if the kid knows he's singing about being a prostitute. #LateLateToyShow
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2 years
@conormlally Counter-point, have you ever tried getting a bed in an apartment in Dublin?
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11 months
@timoconnorbl The online rugby discourse has gone crazy. Wanting to win in professional sport is “desperation”. How did we get here?
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7 years
Use this image when explaining to your friends how Black Friday is a little different in Ireland
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2 years
@BrendanOMalley3 @scrumming_ten Format was rewritten by French and English teams to suit themselves 🤷‍♂️
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7 years
The upcoming hurricane is sent by the Almighty to punish Fianna Fáil for being anti-choice. God is angered.
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2 years
@lauriewhitwell Their main attacking threat is just back from a three-month layoff
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1 year
I'm begging you all to get the sarcasm
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Jack
2 years
This tweet was sent by someone who is a member of the party that has been in government for 12 years
@MariaWalshEU
Maria Walsh MEP
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Sharing lived experience of mental health is powerful BUT we can’t keep asking parents to share their story & have nothing change. @andreagilligan @NewstalkFM putting parents voices with the latest failings of our mental health services. 💔 No Words.
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@jwl_1992
Jack
10 years
Cannot believe that someone thought it appropriate to tell Lynn the job would take away from time with her kids #LeadTCD
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7 years
Imagine watching this and thinking Ibrahim Halawa shouldn't call himself Irish. He's as Dublin as coddle and Guinness! #LateLateShow
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1 year
I grew up around the narrative that Sinéad O’Connor was “mad” and it definitely affected how I thought of her for years. Over time grew to understand the injustice and hypocrisies she saw and for some reason always held the guilt of what I used to think of her.
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@Thejawsofnorth What would be the negative consequences of waiting for literally any more information before jumping to a conclusion?
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7 years
Ireland Simpson Fans gives me so much enjoyment. People are so good at parody and satire.
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7 years
Retweeting people who once wished Michael O'Leary was Taoiseach so they can reflect on their opinions in light of recent events.
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9 years
@LastLegionUSA @PantiBliss too late, that cross-dressing freak is a generation's idol!
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1 year
Waaah waah I can’t intimidate people within a given distance of a hospital waaaaaah
@prolifecampaign
Pro Life Campaign Ireland
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It's tragic that such a regressive and draconian piece of legislation as the #SafeAccessZonesBill was rail-roaded through the Dáil tonight. We owe a lot of gratitude to the 10 TDs who bravely voted against it. Once the unintended consequences and discriminatory nature of this
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@timoconnorbl He brought them to Munster in exactly the same sense in which he dismantled the title-winning team. I’m sorry if it’s not convenient to have to interact with perspectives other than your own
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I get most of my information about #Brexit from Simpsons memes and witty Twitter hot-takes and I know twice as much as anyone currently on Sky News discussing it. What a shit show.
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7 years
Presented without comment
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"Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels." #EasterSunday http://t.co/Snj3IlOm3J
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7 years
83% battery, which would last me a day, but I can't *not* use this on Dublin Bus!
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@timoconnorbl If David Nucifora can be accused of “dismantling” a team because as high performance director he signs off on everything, then he’s also responsible for the stuff you like because he approves it
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9 years
The #leavingcert is all anyone talks about in college, and for the first semester you have to wear a badge declaring your points total.
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1 year
Imagine what the Aviva could be like if landlords and corporate clients didn’t get so many tickets? It’s inconceivable that this is the same population as the one that creates an outdoor pub/library during the Six Nations.
@Murray_Kinsella
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Zombie. Astonishing.
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@jim_demps Ah yes, Blanchardstown suburbs like Ealing, Gloucester, and North-West London!
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7 years
I'm glad George Hook has been suspended and I won't apologise for being happy about it.
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8 years
You know what's the worst thing about 2016? People on social media, complaining about 2016.
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6 months
And is Niall Boylan recognising you from Twitter in the room with us right now?
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11 years
TCD Front Arch right now. #floodgate http://t.co/mQLEZxqk5H
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7 years
As a millennial, mine would be 300,000 orders of avocado toast with a latté. I don't like milk-based coffee but it's important to remain true to my socialist values even in times of extreme wealth.
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11 years
When someone says women don't take SU leadership positions because they prefer to stay at home & look after kids, it's a disgrace. #usi14
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10 years
#councilbants is trending in Dublin. I went to 28 Councils and we never even had a hashtag. #progress
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7 years
Well done Australia 🇦🇺 🏳️‍🌈 huge numbers participating and huge numbers supporting equality #AustraliaSaysYES
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Jack
9 years
Not even ashamed that I really want to play this
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10 years
I've just done an exam in which one of the questions was entirely composed of the lyrics to Madonna's "Material Girl" http://t.co/ccTc9k823r
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7 years
Coverage from @universitytimes coverage of the UCDSU referendum was top-notch. Depth, insight, diversity and accuracy.
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12 years
Ronan Keating on @PiersMorgan life stories. Usually you have to have pay-per-view to see dicks this big on TV at 9pm.
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1 year
Why was Enda Kenny in Cindarella (1987)?
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8 years
Living the dream.
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10 years
A friend was given a broken nose last night because someone *thought* he might be gay. Ireland, 20-fucking-14
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9 years
The Bert and Ernie of Congress. Fixed it #usi16 @RichardMHammond #InSteeringWeTrust
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10 years
Katie Cogan becomes the first female Ents officer to be given a budget in euro, rather than punts. #LeadTCD
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Donated to that Brazilian Deliveroo driver fundraiser. Hope the whole thing sets him up for life. What a legend.
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8 years
The fun thing about scientifically-established fact is that it's true whether or not you choose to believe it
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1 year
@RugbyInsideLine 6N is owned by the participating unions. You know this. Serious conversations don't change anything unless they see a commercial value in it. You know this.
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Al Porter's statement in summary: I was only being gas, everyone was mean online, I lack the moral grounding to distinguish between right and wrong. Smell ya later!
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