Juniper Lasso
@juniperlasso
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The Truth shall set you free; I’ll help. Wondering what I’m about? Ask me; everyone else is just guessing.
woods with a man; seems nice.
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When I trash talk Tim Hortons, now you see why lol Their food is garbage, their service is worse.
#WATCH
: Ontario woman devastated after ordering breakfast at Tim Hortons “I paid $7 for that?”
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Could we have the same rules here, please? I have been screwed over SO many times by
@WestJet
and
@AirCanada
that I no longer bother trying to include flying in my travel plans; we drive everywhere now. Even though it takes 5x longer, at least it’s reliable.
Under my Administration's new rule, Americans are entitled to a refund if a flight is canceled or significantly delayed – regardless of circumstance.
I know folks are fed up with the service they’ve gotten from airlines when something goes wrong, so we're fixing it.
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@GayPenguins1
How can you be so dysphoric as a woman that you severely and drastically alter your life and your body to try resembling that of a mans, and then GIVE BIRTH TO A BABY!?
Such a manly thing to do - the BEST men I know gave birth so their wives didn’t have. Bless them 🙏🙏.🖕🏻
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I finally got out my telescope tonight. What’s really weird is I didn’t know it was the Blue Moon, I have been putting off using it since I got it for Christmas, and it just so happens to be the day I “spoke my truth” so to speak lol The moon and I continue our love affair ❤️❤️❤️
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You know who you are, but since you’re “not on twitter”, and you’re “being responsible”, I’ll tag you to interrupt your progress cause I’m a child.
@essenceofego
@YeaThatGay
@sylveranimus
@jhi03
@Tawolli
@ms_amy_g_dala
@cakelover720
@SOCryptoKapital
@duplodude
@MrsAntoniaLopez
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Shout outs to these folks from my neck of the woods this morning for being outstanding in notable ways as of late.
@jhi03
@essenceofego
@YeaThatGay
@sylverkara
@Tawolli
@stephenubapops
@FatherChrisVor1
@SOCryptoKapital
‘ppreciate y’all
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@Lambikins67
@unspicyoffender
It’s pride in poor behaviour.. and if the goal is ultimate degeneracy, laying on the street would be more efficient.
It’s basically an SNL skit from the hop.
Humans should be more ashamed of themselves.
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@moviesmuse
@LezzyL3anzCentr
@alice_atlast
@BACONBlTSBITCH
@GayPenguins1
@incognitoBOOS
@_psychoplath
@essenceofego
@tt_do_u_love_me
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@Bricrowe33
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@_Skylar_Wolf
@mygraycatlayla
@AriPlaysNice
@CassWorld2
@Resistthetop
@MF_TROON
@Valedelgato
@Red_Chadkra
You think you got it bad? I’m in the last fucking batch! Afterthoughts!
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So it happened today.
I visited my Nana and she didn’t know me.
She remembered once we explained it to her, but a short time later she was looking at me quizzically trying to “place me”.
I should feel broken but I feel immense acceptance of the path life takes instead. Weird?🤔
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Why would Canada need an entire centre dedicated to science when we aren’t allowed to discuss the most basic scientific facts?
Tell me: Is it better to have loved the Canada before, or to never have known Her at all?
The Ontario Science Centre closed permanently in shocking surprise announcement
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@jhi03
You’ve really let yourself go, Future… just because you *can* show something, doesnt mean you *should*.. IYKYK..
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You can always tell when twitter spaces have been full steam ahead for a while ‘cause there are no spaces and it’s crickets 🦗🦗🦗
It’s like super fun party time, and then everyone needs to recover, reset, and tend to the real life sponcerbileries they’ve been avoiding 😂
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@GayPenguins1
I’d like to hear one genuine thing she has done for anyone, period. She’s a word salad champion, and as far as I can tell, that’s where her expertise ends.
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@thepeacepoet99
I admire your patience
@TruthfulTS
.
Regardless of your views, speaking in a condescending/disrespectful way will get you absolutely fucking nowhere.
You sound like a RUDE JACKASS
@Ragefem1
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Chandler
@LezzyL3anzCentr
doing her warmup before she jumps on spaces to roast the L7 weenies
nobody:
me in my apartment after approx. half a joint:
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BAHAHA! A brilliant FAFO moment for the Bloc. Trudeau didn’t live up to his promise? Really? How unexpected…
CHRISTMAS ELECTION!!!
#BREAKING
: Y.F Blanchet says the Trudeau govt acted spineless by not providing the Bloc with a clear answer.
Blanchet says he will begin the process to force an election as early as next week...
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I woke up to the realization that I know nothing about how the world actually works because I’m too focused on lessening the temporary suffering to see the long term benefits of such suffering.
Gaining wisdom is such a curious experience.. it’s exhilarating but also painful..
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This is the most accurate PSA I’ve ever seen. How fucking helpful!?
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@MrsAntoniaLopez
I think I’m mostly done… I need to add some more small details (coconuts!) but mostly I’m done… tired 😴 lol
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I know that nothing about this war is funny… but that’s fucking funny.
🚨🇱🇧🇮🇱UNCONFIRMED: OVER 100 CASUALTIES FOLLOWING EXPLOSION OF HEZBOLLAH COMMUNICATION DEVICES ACROSS LEBANON
Multiple senior Hezbollah officials are among the dead.
The devices, used for encrypted internal communication, caused widespread injuries and fatalities, especially in
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I can just imagine
@cakelover720
one morning! Lmao
This guy had a one nighter with someone's granny 😭
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Some days feel heavier and thicker to move through even if everything goes to plan. Days like these tend to send me spiralling toward nihilism but during my yoga practice today I chose the intention of gratitude: for showing up for myself even when it doesn’t “feel” good.
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Today has been amazing so far.
Nothing extraordinary has happened, but this simple, little life of mine has been shining brightly for me all morning.
I’m overwhelmed with gratitude and it hurts so good.
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Are you fucking KIDDING ME!?
ARE YOU KIDDING!?
Anyone chanting this should be immediately deemed a terrorist threat and barred from anything resembling support from Canada. FUCK YOU.
THIS IS THE SHIT THAT IS PERMITTED IN TRUDEAU’S CANADA!
“Death to Canada”
“Death to the United States”
“Death to Israel”
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
Congrats Vancouver, you’re on the terrorist shithole list.
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Ted Lasso is my spirit character.
The series is my new bible.
Move over, Jordan Peterson, there’s a new life coach in town.
Hot diggity diamond dog.. lord help me lol
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I’m CACKLING
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I would be abandoning that car and starting a new life. I would self-immolate from the sheer level of mortified embarrassment.
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1. Wasting? Wash them.
2. Moulding rice into shapes before eating it is joyous, you miserable fuck.
3. Love the variety of low, wide bowls. Primo.
Wasting 3 dishes just to look fancy is crazy 😭
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Ive heard people apologize for this behaviour before, and it should be praised in most cases.
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Embarking on my Stranger Things journey while across the globe someone is embarking in their Ted Lasso journey.
Sharing favourite tv shows is the new way to send care packages.
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Mr. Ribberton and
@essenceofego
keeping in touch after Mr. Ribberton had to skip town to save his tadpoles… 😞
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My husband must hate me
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As a Canadian this is the vision of America that I grew up with: mighty, fierce, and unapologetically proud.
Foreign nations used to fear the wrath of the USA, and now those same nations laugh as they take advantage of the weaknesses that were created by weak people in power.
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The naughty Dutch version
@hm_hashi
I don't condone the use of foul language, but the chant is a comedic play on words; of the song "Living next door to Alice" by Gompie (1995). It simply, firmly but sarcastically says that, as Christians, the chanters don't recognise Allah. That's not hate.
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@MrsAntoniaLopez
Its like everyone took a cocktail of mushrooms and speed before spinning ‘round 10 times and clicking “unmute”. So fucking odd and lovely. So weird.
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If this isn’t how he speaks to me, I don’t want him 😘 😆
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🚨 SOCIAL INTELLIGENCE FOR DUMMIES!! 🚨
Some of y’all need to take a gooooooood look 😆
20 sentences that will maximize your social intelligence:
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@Melissagacious
@Melissagacious
I’m answering your questions so I’m listening for now. I haven’t been online as much in the last few days, which has been nice, but evidently I miss you losers and your fun ideas and laughter, so instead of a murder mystery show, I’m here lol
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I woke up, joined
@essenceofego
space, discussed ill-informed men and how/why a story is formed/discovered.. and now, while trying to go about my usual daily doings, my thoughts are thoughting with each other and it’s loud and scary please help 😂😭😂😭🤯🤣🤪🫠
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100% true and I do not apologize for it.
And, as always, I have a petition to introduce an average person to each competition as a way for us mere mortals to more accurately scale the abilities of the Olympians participating. Link in bio.
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THIS. I really do think AI could be our undoing if mishandled.
Elon Musk's warning against ChatGPT: An AI trained to lie is extremely dangerous.
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Someone released a bunch of crickets in a venue, and this is the kind of reply you get 😂 They aren’t bed bugs or cockroaches ffs. Prison?
“What’re you in for?”
Cricket Warfare, man.
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Bahahaha tis true
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@MrsAntoniaLopez
Tell her she is NOT allowed to put you in a bag in the corner of the kitchen! No mas!
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