Jules
@julesdoyle
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Former journalist. Writer. Editor. Photographer. Dog walker. (she/her). Opinions are solely my own. Retweets ≠ Endorsements
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@ValiVailVali
@iamwillgnyc
@yashar
Imagine being a reporter who every day has to justify to Internet assholes why you deserve to eat, have a home and get paid for your job like everyone else. Complaining to a journalist about paywalls is the equivalent of being a Karen bitching to a cashier about the price of eggs
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@notcapnamerica
I had a coworker who was into all that natural, don’t expose your kids to too many chemicals nonsense. One day she shows up to work and says, “Did you know you can get a yeast infection in your belly button?” Yep, that’s what happens when you don’t bathe your kid regularly.
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@Elke96652130
@pamelacolloff
My boss’ OOO message always advised she was out of office until XYZ date, and that any emails received in her absence would be deleted upon her return. Folks had 2 options, contact the person the email said was covering for her or wait until she returned.
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@mollyfleck
No. Libraries aren’t playgrounds. The park district is responsible for recreation.
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@microsleeper
@Imposter_Edits
The authoritarian entitlement was always there. The job just legitimatizes and protects the behavior that goes along with it.
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@theashleyray
I once got an email from IT that they left my new voicemail password … in my voicemail. I just responded to the email with Ummmmmmmm?!?! 😂
5 minutes later I got a call from the tech who was laughing at himself when he answered. He had been up all night with his newborn.
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@mollyfleck
Libraries serve a community’s educational and intellectual needs. They are not recreation centers for kids to burn off energy. They are the opposite. There are activities for kids and plenty of parents who have figured out how to access them. The library isn’t a playground.
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@AlmieetUThere
@prettycritical
Don’t forget about the employee pool and air hockey tables that no one can use because Stacy in accounting complained about the noise.
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@ASFleischman
Because someone figured out that our growing up dehydrated was unhealthy, weakened our immune systems and lead to myriad other health issues?
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@furmank8
I worked on a team like this. Guess who got asked to take notes RVERY DAMN TIME? I had to finally have a conversation with my boss about how being the only woman in the room did not make me the secretary. He was honestly mortified when I pointed this out to him. And it changed.
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@MadelineOnMars
The media really has to stop referring to these people as pro-life or right to life. It’s obviously not accurate.
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@nadiandchill
@notcapnamerica
You can get yeast infections anywhere on your body moisture and bacteria can find — armpits, belly buttons, groin, skin folds, etc.
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@MrsMLG923
@RichL315
I’m white and also dislike country music, but I wouldn’t waste my energy ranting on social media that a country halftime show was the worst thing ever, not appropriate for kids, not diverse enough, etc. I think the racism is being shown through the vitriol and irrationality.
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@clalter59
@NPR
If we make children take time out of their school day to train them on how to best dodge bullets and make it to lunch alive, they can attend political rallies without being traumatized. Hearing the word “motherfucker” is hardly the thing that’s ruining their childhoods.
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@Phil_Lewis_
575,000 people dead and these mothershuckers are crying over Disneyland. I can’t ... I just can’t ...
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@chrisfolse
My 83-year-old grandma passed away on Dec. 31, 1999, after a long illness. During a quiet moment at her wake, my cousin stage whispered, “Tough way to learn Nana wasn’t Y2K compliant.” 😂
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@GillyOfThe412
@BrandyBeansH
Isn’t this the same city that violently arrested a man last month for vaping on the boardwalk? 🙄
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@WhistlerFanatic
@theheatherhogan
I don’t know. I would post a photo of a different tool on my nightstand every day for a week before unfriending her. 😂
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@MarloFranson
@davenewworld_2
@Amtrak
But they’ve always been reinforcers of racism, so this is right on brand.
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@notcapnamerica
I work with a lot of Gen Z and the not reading things and asking questions without reading the instructions thoroughly is a very real issue. Especially where your team is 100% remote. Frustrating as hell.
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@OmgItsFattii
@Akheyre76
I have never understood the mentality of white people who think they are automatically police surrogates when there is no law enforcement around. As if their whiteness gives them some sort of inherent authority.
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@JaimeKelley9
@rgay
You should ask a Vietnam veteran if they heard or used the term clusterfuck before 1994. 🙄
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@drskyskull
@inihelene
My co-worker and I once encountered a guy wearing a shirt that read, “It’s Friday Somewhere.” It was on a Tuesday. We laughed, then tried explaining why we were laughing. He didn’t get it, and got mad at us. It then became a shared inside joke/mantra with my co-worker. 😂
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@invisiblegirl99
@theheatherhogan
Don’t you know the whole world revolves around children? /s
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@elisefoley
My neighbor girl screams “Happy Dog,” every time we walk by. Then she sits down and lets him smother her with kisses. 🐶❤️
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@NicsuPR
I accidentally “skipped scanned” something pretty sizable at Target last week, got home and realized my mistake. I took it back two days later to pay for it and they looked at me like I had lost my mind because “no one ever does this.” My Catholic guilt gets the best of me. 😂
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@TortoiseNHound
@notcapnamerica
My family still talks about the morning 20 years ago when I completely lost my shit on my three younger brothers over not refilling ice cube trays. It was not my best moment, but the message was delivered. And those damn trays were never put back in the freezer empty again.
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@LadyDanio
@Olfurni
@AliceJaneGray
Yes! Rescues can be nutty with rules. I had a rescue decline my application to adopt a 15-pound dog because I live in an apartment. An apartment I’d somehow kept a 40-pound dog alive in for 14 years. A year later they asked me to foster while they remodeled their facility.
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@keithboykin
@RonDeSantisFL
Great timing with the 5th anniversary of the Pulse nightclub shooting this weekend. Florida should be embarrassed.
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@FriendsPancakes
@yashar
Same with vision care. Being able to see is treated like a luxury in this country.
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@therealchancho
@jessebtyler
The 8:49 entry is worth a read, if you appreciate pure narcissism.
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@Raynierenee
@ask_aubry
Sibling philosophy: I can “hate” my sister/brother, but will fight to the death anyone who even dares to look at them wrong. 😂
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@SimonJadis
@AITA_online
I find it most disturbing and sad that he doesn’t think of his wife as family.
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@megsmaddox
@JulianThePoet
This is the
@USPS
fault. The blame is theirs and theirs alone. Your single neighbor, who is also entitled to receive tests, did not create this mess. And having a family doesn’t make you more important than persons living alone. ✌️
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@1tacurh
@MzMoLove_
@KimDuke
@_CoolGuyy__
@AmericanDr3am
I got pulled into a brainstorming meeting while my coworker was dying of a heart attack while two coworkers tried unsuccessfully to resuscitate him. I lost all respect for the two leaders who felt it was appropriate to meet while a man was literally dying down the hallway.
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@clhubes
I feel your pain. I had a woman turn my free used couch into a daylong choose your own adventure that ended with the cops escorting her (couchless) from my apartment complex when she finally showed up at 10 pm and threatened me. The couch went in the dumpster the next day.
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@tgrthorn
@ashlieatkinson
@TravelFoolMan
@smacdad75
@JillFilipovic
He lost weight for ONE role. Actresses are told to lose weight for EVERY role.
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@proksa_michelle
@HillaryKelly
I’ve had fun with the spring challenge. Going to buy myself a
@pizzahut
personal pan pizza when I’m done! 🍕
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@sy5temfire
@KoloheMama
@write2run
I worked with a guy who got super snotty with a coworker when she mentioned shopping at Aldi. His first mistake was even opening his mouth. His second mistake was doing it in an office full of mothers. He got chewed a new asshole that day, and rightfully so. 😂😂
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@Moreofacatpersn
@JewishWonk
Because we grew up being taught our ancestors were infallible heroes. It’s what happens when we whitewash centuries of history.
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@BadCOVID19Takes
I’m guessing she also freaked out when she discovered her kids were learning Arabic numerals in school. 🙄
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@RedPubDefndr
@ASFleischman
Yeah, that’s not how it works. The idea is for your organs to NOT have to sound the alarms. Thirst is a sign you’re already dehydrated. Studies have shown kids perform and behave better in school when they are hydrated and have easy access to water.
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@RonFiorani
@BeschlossDC
It was called the Postville Courthouse. My great-grandparents owned it and lived in it from 1910-1913.
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@mccogdog
@NotHoodlum
That’s when he’ll call a press conference at the Four Seasons Bodega in Manhattan.
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@pupunoob
@AlmieetUThere
@prettycritical
Oh, I think every office has one or two people with way too much time on their hands. Sometimes, it’s entire departments fucking off while the rest of the business is off the rails busy.
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@Lost21stCentury
@JLVsTW1
You know that car smells like beef jerky farts and Mountain Dew. 😂
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@elljayvalentine
@dragonflylibrar
@Asynca
@HillaryMonahan
@Jezi_Belle
My mom found a receipt for a hotel in my dad’s dresser while putting away laundry.
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@EktorBasque
@TheTweetOfGod
I fail to see a comparison here. Reagan was shot by a mentally ill man. Trump has COVID after months of rejecting the expertise of multiple scientists.
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@hoodazzler
@NomeDaBarbarian
The replies were ridiculous. Wanting the woman arrested! And her photo shared so she could be reported to the police whenever anyone sees her! Panhandling isn’t illegal here, so I guess her crime is existing while poor.
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@notchrisvolpe
@JenHeath15
@paroo1
@EveryLibrary
@mollyfleck
@tracilaw
Chicago has 600+ parks and 250+ manned parks facilities. Molly isn’t lacking resources or options, Molly is lacking motivation to find a place to let her kid “burn energy.” I’m guessing her library branch is in walking distance and that’s as far as her resourcefulness took her.
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@TerminatorLx
@notcapnamerica
I don’t disagree with you, but head lice has nothing to do with hygiene or the cleanliness of a person’s hair.
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@MrLeRone18
@Luke_McShane
@swlifedavis
@DrRachaelF
A school has no legal authority to search a student’s phone. You want to read my kid’s texts? Get a lawyer and subpoena them.
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@RedPubDefndr
@ASFleischman
Reminder: Just because something was a certain way when we were kids does not make it better, right or healthy. We should want better for our kids. ✌️
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@MsCARJ
@notcapnamerica
My sister in law teaches middle school. She starts every school year with a lesson on hygiene and deodorant use.
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@rimonima
@AtomAtkinson
Their theme is “Surrender to Love.” The bride will be wearing a dress made from flags.
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@StillaliveIgue1
@mollyfleck
Not wanting public libraries turned into playgrounds isn’t hate for anyone. However, parents/kids are not the only library patrons, so why should their needs come before those of everyone else when perfectly good options exist outside the library to allow kids to burn off energy?
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@TaxRest
@TXWomenRESIST
@Nate_McMurray
People’s bodies aren’t political. Only fascists who can’t mind their own fucking business politicize bodies. You’re the problem here, not these books.
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@dagnyfan
@thatdaneshguy
If I see people walking around my complex looking at cars, I call the police because a) I am not a security guard who determines people’s “legitimacy” and b) my white skin does not make me an extension of law enforcement.
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@MediumSizeMeech
You think the guy in charge of the TV broadcast decides who the awards go to?
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@marksmeandering
@fdotny
@LeahPilcer
Why am I being brought in for an interview if the hiring manager hasn’t seen and does not have a copy of my resume?
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@DeirdreMooney
@badwithwords76
@Intarblawyer
Another issue here is schools not listening to kids when they ask tell them to call a specific parent. Let’s trust kids to know which parent is available/in town and which is not.
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@msbopriss
@shannonrwatts
Or how about we hold the white man accountable for his own actions and stop trying to scapegoat his behavior? 🙄
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@Griffis_25
@caitiedelaney
I’ve already seen posts calling for him to get the death penalty. Really, people?
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@AhsokaKnows
@emily_murnane
They want to ensure the kids’ trauma is well-rounded and thorough, so the kids get their money’s worth from the years of counseling they eventually will require.
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@xansteel
@LewannaEmma
@AmyCannan1
@claire_gartl75
@JGMooney000
@TitPostLeft
OSHA has no authority over schools or school students.
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@ceslawrites
@darlingg1itter
@TraLC
@BenBurgessATL
@mollyfleck
Wherever there are customers, so, too, flock the entitled. Much to the chagrin of everyone barely making minimum wage forced to deal with them.
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@robpennoyer
@evantessuraea
@LeahPilcer
In the past 10 years, I have interviewed dozens of writers. None took notes during the interview. They were engaged in the conversation, asked questions, etc. We hired competent people, not note takers. And I ALWAYS had a printout of their resume ready for the interview.
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@FredTJoseph
The same one who took out a $960,855 PPP loan from the federal government last year despite being worth $200 million?
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@NomeDaBarbarian
It was OK that the woman was having a medical issue or car problem, but then she got too close and it turns out the woman was just homeless and needy! The audacity of poor people to exist where she can see them!
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@CatherineMcNiel
I was 16 when my mom was killed by a drunken driver. I’ve blocked so much trauma and details from that time, but specifically can recall retreating to my room and listening to the
@NKOTB
“Step by Step” album on repeat while my world crumbled around me.
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@Terminus_Verge
@sqiouyilu
My former employer had systems that did not recognize Irish surnames like O’Shaughnessy or hyphenated names because they were not programmed to recognize special characters like hyphens & apostrophes and tildes. They never bothered to fix it. “It is what it is” was the reasoning.
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@TamaraLBennett1
@invisiblegirl99
@theheatherhogan
She isn’t the only one who thinks this way. It’s a common theme whenever people are offended.
Americans are only passionate about protecting kids when they aren’t in a classroom.
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@Christilynn_513
@glenpyle
@janem1276
@sassistheword
Funny, I had to start taking estrogen after having my ovaries removed. My adrenal glands did not get the meno they produce ALL my hormones. 🙄
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@crystalsloth
@MrsMLG923
@RichL315
It definitely shows their lack of emotionally maturity that they reacted so hysterically and, naturally, had to make it about them, their feelings and their discomfort. Pretty much on brand for MAGAts over the past 7+ years.
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@Chicquie5
@1tacurh
@MzMoLove_
@KimDuke
@_CoolGuyy__
@AmericanDr3am
Yeah, it was a real eye-opener to the type of people in charge and their priorities. But, they sure loved to tell everyone how much of a “family” we were. 🤮🤮
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