The Mighty Crystal Sloth 🌊🇺🇸
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World renowned tweeter ~ verified national treasure ~ Duke fan ~ #ally 🌈 ~ I’m not the tolerant left. They’re down the hall. ~ We are not going back 🇺🇸
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@antifaoperative
More disturbing to me than the assignment is that they removed the child from the school for not complying. That’s evidence of a much deeper issue.
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@Angry_Staffer
I’m running to Costco for some more popcorn. Can I grab anyone anything while I’m out?
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@JudyHarris15
@NYDailyNews
Sympathies to their family, the downstream members of their infection chain, the overworked & traumatized healthcare workers who cared for them, anyone who had their illness progress bc they couldn’t get a hospital bed, & the rest of us, who’ll be paying the bill
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@SeekTruth2021
@Angry_Staffer
As if a single gop would use a dime to help someone in need who couldn’t do something for them
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@ChelleRenay
1. It’s not Biden’s fault. But you know this.
2. Posting about doing this stuff s the definition of the virtue signaling y’all like to claim everyone else is doing.
3. If it’s true, then good on you.
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Me at 6:30 am: I’m going to play nice on Twitter today.
Me at 6:45 am: and another fucking thing
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@OmarRiverosays
He keeps this up, I’m gonna have to buy a big flag with his face on it to fly off the back of my Prius 😛
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@Elsie_Mandel
@DrGJackBrown
And never will be again. No matter how many zoom meetings the pillow guy holds.
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@maggieNYT
Maggie, what you did was wrong. There’s no way you can spin this. YOU further weakened our country for your book. No amount of snarky tweets will change that. And I hope one day it hits you & you feel the weight of it. Shameful behavior.
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Just remember that Tua is a college student. He’s someone’s child. And you aren’t a college football coach or player. Do not celebrate his injury. 😡
#TuaTagovailoa
#BAMAvsMSST
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@lorisstuff123
@TodayWithJulius
But it tells them what they want to hear.
I’d bet anything these people can’t even tell you what gain of function means
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@NonnyLynda
@edsantistevan55
@BrandonLBradfor
And their next post is bitching about student loan forgiveness
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@DieHoren
@ConceptualJames
Oh. I’ll bet he knows. But he’s counting on others not knowing so he can use big scary words & tell them what they should think.
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@Angry_Staffer
I hope the same people coming around about Bragg can apply that logic to Garland.
He’s getting there. Let him do his job.
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It amazes me that some people would rather side with a traitor than admit that they were wrong.
#impeachtrump
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@PamelaApostolo1
@Truth_Hz_Donut
They have mastered the fucking around. It’s time for finding out immersion therapy.
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@NateMros
@ProjectLincoln
That’s what I came here to say. I think I need a bleach shower after that.
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@AdamEbbin
@ethanclynne
I’m not stunned. He’s turning out to be exactly who I thought he was.
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@kristi_mccall
I’ve banked for many Dems. Even when the recipients say something rude, we are not to insult them.
Yet another difference between the GQP & …everyone else.
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@DeniseO6229
@AnnaForFlorida
@FBI
@SecretService
Right? If *I* said this, they’d be at my door in 10 minutes
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@DavidGiglioCA
@Angry_Staffer
I can understand how hard it might be for someone like you to understand that this isn’t an either/or situation. He’s guilty of so many things. And he’s going down. Not on you, sorry to disappoint as that Seems to be what you’re after.
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@Telegraph
A 12 subject experiment is not a study. It’s a middle school science fair project.
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@Angry_Staffer
So we are just ignoring what Clarence & the supremes say now says now?
Cool. Student loan forgiveness and abortions for EVERYONE.
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@MikeLoftus_
@1ofthedirtyguns
@CNN
If you’re black in the United States you can be killed for existing, you can be gunned down at work, a concert, the mall, or at school. You can be sexually assaulted and asked what you were wearing. Don’t act like this is utopia.
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@perchance99
@Angry_Staffer
He hid in a bunker because some *peaceful* protestors were outside.
(And don’t even bother with the lies anout the protest. I was there. And I have video. 💋)
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@mk_indy
The people in your comments denying this is “real life” need to take a stroll through:
Eastern Tennessee, West Virginia, eastern Kentucky, northeastern Alabama, southern Illinois… (and I know there are more. I’m naming places I’ve seen with my own eyes)
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@Patrice_Brost1
Thank you for restoring a little of my faith in people. What a great idea. 💙
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@RonFilipkowski
Given that Elon hasn’t done anything, and Flynn lives in an alternate universe… yeah. It’s probably real.
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@Angry_Staffer
Donnie needed cue cards to remind him to feign sympathy for survivors of a school shooting.
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@Gil94902986
@joncoopertweets
Exactly. And they have a different set of rules. Things you or I would get arrested for doing in dc…
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@ArcangeliJames
@VaxxersAnti
Nicer than people who lie for attention and spread misinformation that kills people.
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@YesWeCa37213657
@RonFilipkowski
They won’t get service in dc without them - but it won’t stop them from harassing the people. :/
But yeah. Stores. :(
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Grayson Allen, while disguised as Carawell, took control of Boeheim’s mind & made him throw a punch because it’s all rigged for Savarino.
Did I get that right?
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Sorry, I don't turn on tweet notifications, I stalk your time line, old school.
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@tgain83
@briantylercohen
She sounds like a middle schooler. The mentality, the lack of any awareness, the “I know you are, but what am I?” tone.
Pretty much on brand.
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@SarahNoel1229
@mkraju
We couldn’t get 100-0 if they were voting on the color of the sky. Obstructionists.
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@MotherFoulker
Yeah. We do. You know what else we do? Put human rights above money. Try it.
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I see Tiffany trending & I think.
I was wrong. 😂. I’m also old.
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@theliamnissan
Still waiting for him to honor that “if trump gets arrested” tweet. It’s almost like these guys lie.
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@keybrackson
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@inreGray
What’s your air bnb link? We need to make sure not to use your properties.
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@gabenoga
@waltermasterson
If you’re offended by my saying “white supremacy is bad” than I am talking about you.
If you get your underoos in a bunch when someone speaks in general terms about racism, you might want to consider why that is.
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@ItsBaylorCook
@POTUS
Can someone tell the person running your account that we were in the middle of a pandemic where people weren’t driving as much?
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@keith_rosson
They were planning out the zip ties on Parler. One dude suggested killing people by putting them around their necks. I told the Cap police this, btw. I was ignored. Clearly.
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@TraceyDelaney
@AlCappuccinoIT
You’re nicer than I am. I hope she gets lemon juice in a paper cut.
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Things I did not do today:
1. Stare directly into the sun.
2. Get raptured.
3. Witness the apocalypse.
Things I did do today:
1. Buy a house.
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I'm going to start naming my meltdowns. Kinda like hurricanes. We can retire the bad ones too.
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@RonFilipkowski
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Weird how he was ok with releasing those FBI agents names on Breitbart
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