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Josh Hampton

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I don’t have the space to list what all I am and am not. I’m just me. I’ve been Flinnie’d…the rest of you peasants are now beneath me.

Houston, TX
Joined April 2009
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Story time. When I was a kid, my family would usually have a glass dish of jelly beans sitting out close to Easter. I guess it became clear to everyone else that none of them were going to eat the black licorice jelly beans. I was the only kid around at the time, so guess what?
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Once again, the TL provides. 😂 @OrdnancePackard & @stevensongs
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@Bubola Swore I wouldn’t become one of those dads one day. I have absolutely become one of those dads. 😂 I see my daughter wearing ripped jeans and feel the fatherly compulsion to comment.
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@OrdnancePackard I think having flag football is great. Advertising so it’s known that it exists is necessary. I was just surprised they spent the money for a Super Bowl halftime slot. It felt a bit silly, but yes, there are much worse things.
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How much did they pay for a halftime girl power flag football commercial?
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@junebotprolly I asked my kids at lunch what if they got Drake to come out too, and the whole halftime it’s just Kendrick talking trash to him 😂
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@JonnyMicro They’ve been showing their partisanship more and more over the last few years.
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@WriteGrlProbs Play so hard, giving all and more, to the point that it starts raucous fights in the stands among the fans. Fists thrown, hair pulled, beers flying, black eyes handed out like candy on Halloween. Please let this happen. 😂
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@JonnyMicro I shall join you in the Commonwealth. 🫡
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@Nessakins_ It’s a rarity, but here I must disagree with you. Granted, there are many other dips that are better, but I like this one too. If I’m not dipping my buffalo wings in bleu cheese, imagine dipping them in this.
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@BosunPipe @ChefGruel Damn that’s a big magikarp
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@flinnie Dear Lord, I know I pray for miracles often, but if You would grant me this one, I’d be grateful. 🙏 Amen.
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@ItsToad_ Philly fans will still find a way. 😂
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@OnlineSoylord Good morning
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@BuckWilde_ GM lol
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