I’ve said this before and I will say it again: If eating meat *could* affect the environment to the degree that the earth would be in danger of burning up, I would use the flames as the planet dies a fiery death to sear a ribeye medium-rare in one last stubbornly rebellious meal.

@notafinger42 I enjoyed it as well.

@GarrettsBrain That was a good line.

@jsdriscoll So good

@JordanBlack1989 I stopped the first one about a half hour into it.

@HorrorsGreeley Oh yeah.

@MaxPaxCat That was hilarious

@FudaBem HAHAHA. YESSSSSS.

RT @2Aupdates:

@Jringo1508 @ShamashAran You’re right. No one born after 1980 rode bikes as kids.

@Dracones24601 @depressionlesss Bahaha. Floof sighting!

@historybythpint @LessCheerful We need to make this happen.

@awstar11 I'm ded!

@Historycourses You want a serious answer, but I'm sorry, I'm not the person you're looking for today in that case.

@BookstoreThor @MichaelFKane @FunkyStickman Twitter watch party when?

@pickingcrabs <steeples fingers> I"m intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

@psforpublius ☺️☺️☺️☺️ right back atcha!

@d_pitz Totally! They don't make players like that anymore.