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John Scofield

@jscofe

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amateur charcuterist, avid cyclist, dog lover, and oenophile

Washington, D.C.
Joined October 2010
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@mrxtweetus game over
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1 year
@DougHeye they lost your luggage hilarious. you should tweet at them that will fix it.
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3 years
RT @S_3Group: The S-3 team was excited to spend our morning volunteering at @foodandfriends! This local organization prepares and delivers…
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John Scofield
3 years
@Nationals @JuanSoto25_ Now pay the man.
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3 years
@NotreDameWalsh @DougHeye this hasn’t been funny for awhile
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3 years
@mmurraypolitics Moootoomtn@om@omp@#7777677677777777. U I suuuus7/ 77/7 u uphpuur uii@iiijiuIuipppp
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John Scofield
3 years
@DougHeye @SarahKSilverman Wait you went on a date with sarah Silverman. That’s amazing when did this happen. You should definitely share that with folks at least once
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John Scofield
3 years
@NotreDameWalsh @brianjameswalsh tough loss for the Irish to college football “powerhouse” @GoBearcatsFB
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John Scofield
3 years
@NotreDameWalsh what’s the deal with your team
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3 years
@HalfStreetHeart
james wood enthusiast
3 years
Bryce Harper went 0-11 in the decisive series of the season. Keep repeating this until every MVP voter sees it.
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John Scofield
4 years
@DougHeye Wait do you not have signed photo of the two of you
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4 years
RT @S_3Group: As we celebrate our 10th anniversary, we're taking a moment to say thank you to the clients, employees and friends who believ…
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John Scofield
4 years
@DougHeye No thanks
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4 years
@Ken_Spain @DougHeye @brianjameswalsh God that was a great day. Tiny fists of fury
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John Scofield
5 years
@astros @HEB @BBVA_USA @budweiserusa @ApacheCorp You should give back your World Series trophy
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John Scofield
5 years
dont jinx it. We want the Congress to leave town.
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Brendan Buck
5 years
I really love how because DJT said he won’t sign another omnibus, Congress is just cutting the omnibus into two bills, sending them to him at the same time, and hoping he won’t notice or care that it's still just actually one big omnibus.
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5 years
RT @pkcapitol: What's breathtaking about omnibus isn't spending levels (those are big). What's amazing is massive policy changes attached t…
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John Scofield
5 years
So we have @eddiebauer @pkcapitol not your typical @JoesaBank @pkcapitol
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John Scofield
5 years
Are you trying to show off your knowledge of sherry. That’s pretty cool
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Doug Heye
5 years
@peterliem Here's my problem when a recipe just says "sherry" - does that mean fino, vinegar, amontillado, etc? If I knew that, I'd be all over this.
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5 years
RT @MayorBowser: RT if you’re ready for a championship parade. #FIGHTFINISHED #WorldSeries
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