Jumanjoe 🇬🇭
@joseph_nti
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Sometimes I create: @offthetopgh @SincerelyAccra #WeReOn for @WaterVeon @CheapTalkgh @t4bled #Hive
accra ,ghana
Joined June 2011
I’ve been listening to @arathejay’s album; Finding Nimo Series: The Capsule, on repeat since yesterday. Only discovered him on Saturday and there are literally no skips. Too geeked to resist a review so here we go. Thread.
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nothing would be able to convince my mum that we weren’t in a cult….
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lol the song is literally called Upgrade You not Meet you Halfway 😂.
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My younger brother is also called Joseph because my dad forgot that he’d already named me that. He’s his 9th child.
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Y’all swore 2019 was the ghetto. Well Ra to the fucking Tata bitches.
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Who wore it best? Recreated my dad’s photo from 25 years ago.
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Not the Korea Republic plot twist. Anything to make Suarez cry, we’ll take.
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I know y’all have heard it before several times but me getting 1 vote in my class for head prefect when all my friends were in that class is still so wild to me cos I voted for myself. 😂.
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Jackie Appiah’s character getting plastic surgery to become Yvonne Okoro to battle Nadia for the love of Raj, was such a moment.
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Told my dad we’ll recreate the first picture when he’s 60 he said I should use my own child. agoinsh 💀.
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These are the kind of clothes my mother used to ask me to iron knowing very well our iron will disappoint the two of us.
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Not the Minister of Fisheries locking Ghana’s seas with a giant dummy key. It’s giving performing arts, I live.
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Ok now I've laughed so hard I'm hyperventilating. Look at that example. 😂😂😩😩😩 #BackToBack
http://t.co/jC5gknMeLi.
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Coming back from your leave and psyching yourself for the number of times you have to fake laugh to ‘leave no be pension’.
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Bukbak, Castro, MzBel and more! #BehindDaHitz took us way back. Here’s the music I caught.
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My personal highlight from today’s Christmas lunch was my Grandma refusing to put her handbag down because she didn’t want to forget it. She literally said “we are not the same, I’ll forget” 😂😂😂. #Christmas
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I’m not surprised Oswald’s in Christ Ambassadors. They had us debating Global issues at 6 years old and guess who the moderator was…
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She’s having way too much fun with her detachable fetus 😭.
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I’m so happy I got to do this for Henry. Graduated from a page boy. 🤍
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And to think that some of you believe #StopGalamseyNow is totally orchestrated by the opposition because ‘it’s so close to the elections’.
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It is NOW being discussed because the overwhelming evidence of its looming threat is unfolding right before us. Not everything is about politics and elections. #StopGalamseyNow #FreetheCitizens.
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not in my Ghanaian household after forgetting to take the soup out the freezer.
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After 4 days of consistent electricity, I made the mistake of telling a friend “I think the issue has been fixed”. Guess who didn’t have light last night.
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Kontihene was really trying to warn us about adulthood on ‘Asesa’ but we were using our shirts to do harlem shake to the beat.
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That was weaker than Nick Cannon’s pull out game, Ayew serious? Come on!!!.
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In Ghana, you’ll get looked at for literally exhisting and daring to be different. If your ‘different’ surpasses ‘awakocha’ you’ll get talked about by people who wished they had your audacity. In conclusion, put your audacity to good use; give them a show.
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It’s always ‘young people are the future leaders’ until we start acting like it.
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Keysoap now has a plastic wrapper. Who approved this increase in overhead costs during an economic zoplazo? It’s Soap, what are they keeping it clean from?.
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You fall for internet versions of people and ghost them after you meet in real life cos they don’t fit the narrative you led yourself to believe about them when you also use filters & take photos at places you only bought a sprite at? We’re all curating feed oh, no vex. LMAO!.
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He was laughing 12 years ago and now he’s crying. His last World Cup forever marred by GHANA BLACK STARS. 😘.
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lmao like i can’t leave my plate in the sink because i have cheerleaders ?😭.
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The year is 2009 and Mimi Divalish got a welder to tattoo her back. Iconic shit 👏🏾
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The late 90’s and early 2000’s was truly an iconic era for Gh music. With their new song, #GreetingsFromAbroad, @1RealJoeyB and @PAPPYKOJO are serving us NOSTALGIA in 3 minutes and 12 seconds. A THREAD.
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The sun at Camps Bay invented the chocolate that I’m apparently made of.
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Not the Venus Films All Stars getting Ghana to read again.
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This same man who traveled abroad to be treated for COVID on tax payers’ money? The same parliament that just approved an increase in salaries for Presidential Spouses in a post-pandemic economic meltdown? Is everyone mad or is this a Harry Laud production?.
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After 1 miscarriage and 1 still birth, my 3 year old Cookie (Boerbul/Rottweiler) delivered 15 puppies after 9 hours of labour. The final 12 made it to week 2 and opened their eyes today. No web article can adequately prepare you for this. #Dogs
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When GWC announced the levels of pollution in our water where was your press statement? The performative distin and witch hunting is too much!!! Hoh. #StopGalamseyNow.
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Someone put @KiDiMusic in this suit and make him shoot a video for ‘Next Time I See You’ with the Lumba girls because it’s giving me 90’s borga highlife. #BlueEP
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#RhythmAndFlow is so well curated. Contestants are giving me chills and the judges are the perfect mix of bad, bougie and hilarious. I like 👌🏾.
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I thought I had seen it all, and then I got added to my nursery school group chat.
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MzBel was really in the studio singing her ass off for consent on ‘16 years’.
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Baby girl Cerwaa got hitched today. Stepped on necks and what not. 💚
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Ran my first half marathon in a total of 2 hours 41 minutes. So so very happy.
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This Barbie wakes up everyday, to brew her African beer, Umqombothi.
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It’s the irony in the honesty for me. “My seat matters more than the wellbeing of everyone including myself”. #FreeTheCitizens #StopGalamsey.
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If you’re arguing with someone about a very real thing happening and they keep bringing up hypotheticals for their point instead of acknowledging the very real context, just end it cos this is not By the Fireside.
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Interviewed Dr. Awuah at @Ashesi Homecoming (20 years) and Yaa Baby at @GoldCoastReport MOSAIC event all in one day. Grateful to my alma mater for encouraging my individuality & public speaking & GCR for saying yes to @SincerelyAccra 5 years ago. Full circle moments. 🤍
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The most challenging thing about being an adult is the decision making. It’s no longer up to your parents, teachers, house master etc and it’s like when do you know when it’s time to make the next move? Is it the right move or will you be a flopping example?
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How do you schedule a spillage without thinking about consequences? How do you have a disaster management organization that’s ill-equipped to handle the aftermath of a scheduled spillage? There’s natural disasters and there’s ‘you knew this was going to happen’. Sigh.
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