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A fool by biblical standards. Ocean lover. I tweet random thoughts and lyrics. Aeroplanes are fascinating!
Lagos
Joined July 2012
If you send me a DM, especially for the first time, please go straight to the point.
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I'm not a Muslim, but I'm yet to come across a tweet from Mufti Ismail Menk on my TL which I don't retweet. Man constantly making sense.
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Pilot miss road, carry us go Asaba instead of Abuja. Wonderful times.
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Suddenly Oke’s life matters more than other lives lost. Is it because others were neither designers nor had gfs to cry for them on Twitter?.This bias is stinking!.
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@nerdy_deb @Ahmerano I don't even get why you have to scam them at all. Whether they have money or they do not. I truly detest dishonestly. I can't deal!.
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Religion gives false hope. It has kept us down for too long. We're more docile as a people because of the false hope that religion provides. It's like drugs!.
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Scenes where he dies on a Wednesday but they have to wait till Sunday to announce it 🤭😌.
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Leaving religion is one of the best decisions I've ever taken. I'm glad I did.
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And a flight crew went ahead to announce 'welcome to Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja' 😭.
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For someone who supposedly knows the end of a thing from the beginning, God sure makes terrible decisions.
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This is an insult to those of us on that flight. At no point during the flight were we informed of any poor weather in Abuja. Even during emergencies, the pilot owes the passengers an announcement. The pilot acknowledged that he was given a wrong flight plan. No capping please!.
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I hope you guys understand that you can't 'sacrifice' something and still have it. That's simply not how sacrifices work.
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Whoever it was that gave the pilot a wrong flight plan needs to first of all be suspended.
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Somebody even asked if the plane was hijacked when they were not telling us anything 😂.
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@UncleCCA Nothing better than making a decision that puts oneself first. Irrespective of what anyone says, choose yourself first. Don't bite more than you can chew. Don't go ahead out of pity.
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@SIMPLYTOYIN @ozzyetomi You people will never cease to amaze me. This moment you're shouting paedophile, next moment you're shouting leered, simply because he's much older than you would like. Some of our parents have this same age difference. She's an adult, it's her choice to make, and yes I'm ok.
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@ndockbidi I always say this, there is no right or wrong way to cook. There is just regional/tribal/individual preferences.
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Sydney talker already got his test result on the 28th, yet he came to the TL on the 29th talking about 'I am stable now, I will keep everyone updated on the progress of my health' 😂😂😂. If this isn't clout chasing, I don't know what is. #SydneyNaFraud
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@ukocarter One fool even said they shouldn't scrap nysc because of the projects Corp members do.
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I remember when I was busy pushing the ‘Christianity is not a religion, it is a relationship with god’ agenda. 🤭.
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I’m supposed to believe in god because tomorrow I might die? .C’mon that’s lame. Enough of the scare tactics. Death is part of the normal cycle of life and it doesn’t prove the existence of any god.
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Why create a donation link only for oke’s family? Why not for the family of all those who lost their lives during the protest? Why not?.
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@Muyeba_the1st @joseph_nti @Ahmerano I find them so damn beautiful and they intrigue me. You mean humans build a huge heavy metal that can move in the air? Beyond amazing!!!!.
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@humansofny Cause they never asked to come here. They were my decision. That's the most mature thing I've read all day.
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@prince_lyf_ Can you people just do what works for you and let people be?.There is no right or wrong way to cook. If a style doesn't suit you, drink water and pass.
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@OpeyemiDrift @OkaforChikamso Women are literally pumping themselves with hormones to prevent pregnancy. But ordinary to wear a condom to prevent a child you don't want, that one is a problem. Sometimes, take responsibility!.
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I mean, if the whole pandemic isn't opening your eye to the sham called religion, I don't think anything ever will.
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Theists think that because we're atheists, we don't use the word 'god' in any form or sense.
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@ifemuyiwa_karo Hmm. This is quite obvious. Why use a username that's easily traced to your name?.
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@Mediaologist @ItAdebowale Forget, this guy is king. To think that in his time there was barely any internet or smart phones. Yet he was known!.
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My mother 🤝 Praying for me even though she knows I don’t believe in god.
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@crazy_munach Lol. I actually watched the video out of curiosity of what you wrote and you just made me waste my data.
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@Postsubman This story doesn’t do god any justice. It confirms that he airs and doesn’t give a shit about your prayers. If you like don’t go and work and look for helper, be praying 😂.
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Almost every Sunday, I'm hit anew with the realization of how enslaved I was by religion and the imaginery god. Words can't explain how liberated I now feel. I finally began to live. And no, I'm not talking alcohol, parties or sex. This feeling is second to none!.
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@la_bakeh @tijanihabeeb Every hospital should carry out genotype testing on new borns and advice parents with a sickle child on how best to take care of them. Very few educated people understand how genotypes work, now imagine the very little knowledge the less educated would have.
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@houseoflolaa @Oloni Ain't seen what's bad in what she said in this video. Lady looked like she was just having fun 😂.
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Grown adults with fully functional brains believe the story of the garden of Eden.
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@Treschique_83 And I've noticed he uses 'the Almighty' instead of 'Allah' at almost all tweets I've seen. If not all.
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@iam_PaulKei Please help us tell them that a lot of us atheists now, were very active in church and even preached Christ with the whole of our being. We didn't become atheist because we were going through hard times. We saw religion for what it is, got liberated and we're grateful for that.
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@RidwanAAdedapo Good for you. You didn't have to quote her picture. She didn't ask you to pay. She didn't ask you to marry her.
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Aren't you people tired of hearing pastor Adeboye say the same thing every month in that redemption camp?.
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Trust me, you’re gonna feel so much better about life and make the most of it when you come to terms with the fact that this is the only chance you got. There’s no fucking afterlife and that’s okay.
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‘When you speak in tongues you’re printing money.’ . Apostle suleman - 2021.
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I think I need to put that ‘Atheist’ in my bio in all caps. Cause I don’t get why you will follow me then come and be preaching to me 🤷♀️. I know the way to a church 🤬.
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@mrwtffacts @YtonaDa If they’re looking for food and mating partner, why would you say it’s aimless?. I Stan a calculative king 👑.
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@michealokome @OfficialBmax @PRINCE_VIIII he removes his head from under the shower. even the soap drops on his hand at some point. if he had full hair i would've understood. he didn't even look up from under the shower to be sure magic wasn't happening.
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The things theists regard as miracles though. ‘I applied for visa, others got turned down but mine was approved’.‘Everyone failed the exam but me’.‘Some IVFs failed but mine was successful’. Why do your miracles have to be founded on others misfortunes?.
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