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Reading books will make you use words you’ve never used or don’t know the meaning but you’d know you used it in the right context. Crazy how the brain works.
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“A man whose manhood maneuvers his mannerism is not a man”. - Layi Wasabi.
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Girl kicked her man out of the house. He left, got home, switched off his phone and went to bed. She started running temperature. He went back. The behavior men accept from women, women can never accept it from men. Lmaooo.
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People need to wake up o. Girl i was dating while i was in 300 level was everywhere on this space soliciting and looking for jobs/internships for me as a software engineer while also cheating on me with a doctor. Sacrifice and loyalty are two worlds apart. You need both.
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I wanted an All-stars sneakers, everyone owned one at the time for sports. Classmates said they bought it 10k upwards . Saw it in the market with my mum, she bargained for like 10mins, bought the sneakers 5k from 12k😭. I felt she cheated him. I later went back to “balance” him😭.
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“Its because you are broke, if you were not broke, you won’t see any issue with it. Imagine not being able to buy pizza for someone you are in talking stage with, if you like him, you will”.
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People never see the gravity of what they’ve done until you do it back to them. My ex went on a date with a guy and kept justifying it, even after we spoke about it. December that same year, i went on 4 different dates that was sponsored by the women themselves. My ears wan cut.
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30year old man chasing a 22year old lady is making some people riled up. If i’m 30 and still single, you think i’m gonna come chasing some 28year old girl. Shifttttttt.
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@Wizarab10 “I hope my women don’t settle fr fr, your baby shouldn’t stop you from enjoying life, leave that baby alone and enjoy your life”.
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Jsyk, your babe is capable of this if she has an artiste she stans a-lot.
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No matter how you twist it. Going to see your homeboy before your wife who is in labour will never make sense. You aint the only friend they have.
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Are you people telling me that a man will kick his woman out of the house by 11pm . Then go ahead to run temperature the next day and women will call him dramatic??? . You better wake up!! . They’d tell her to dump him asap.
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It was my first time experiencing how mothers bargain. My brain couldn’t grab how she confidently said 4k at first, before they agreed 5k. Like mummy haba! . I was so shocked. I felt he sold it coz he had not eaten or sold anything that day. 😭.
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Na one of my mummy uncle she use am take resemble - Run your DNA . Grandpa Akure lo fi jo - Run your DNA . Na my sister pikin she use am take resemble - Run your DNA . Grandma Oshogbo lo fi jo - Run your DNA . Better wake up.
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It’s like the word and the context it was used registers in your head but you didn’t check the meaning or how it is pronounced. Then boom, you use it the right context then you go ahead to check if you’re right or wrong.
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“Men really think we do it for them” . You just know the motivation for gaining her body back is because she’s back into the dating pool. Getting fat inside marriage coz she thought she didn’t have to worry about the dating pool anymore. Lmaoo.
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@PenTitan @Wizarab10 “You are just being insecure, Joshua is just my classmate and i dont have anything to do with him, babe nauu, please stop”.
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Every-time i tried to have a conversation about her relationship with him . She’d manipulate me with the amount of sacrifice and work she’s putting into ours. Crazy times man😹. I need that shit and i’m grateful for it.
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You’d read things like “a man that can send you out of his house by 11pm can do worse things to you” . They won’t care about his temperature.
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You don’t zone out when you want to fix your car and the mechanics are men .Or when you have plumbing issues, commercial transportation, bricklaying and the rest. But you zone out coz they didnt involve you in co-founding. Lmaooo.
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PCOS - “But she didn’t ask for it”. Low sperm count - “Eww, i need my girls to choose better and weigh their options”. ***********. Lupus - “Thats so unfair, where is your empathy?” . Impotency - “Me i can’t settle for less o, how will i choose a man that can’t f*ck me well”.
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@XivTroy You know, asides from the fact that she needed to have healed before dating you, the other part of me thinks she was projecting exactly what she was doing or had done on you.
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And the only thing some of this women could say is . “You shouldn’t have switched off your phone” . Like thats the only thing they saw in the thread. Oga too was trying to defend why he switched off his phone . Guy, your babe no send your papa!.
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“You are broke and he deserves better fr fr” . “ORDINARY pizza o, she is already convulsing and saying all of that.” . “God forbid this broke women”.
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Ngl man. Things like this will open your eyes. You wont carry trust from 2023 into 2024 without confirming to see if they still deserve your trust.
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@PenTitan Someone that never achieved anything throughout singlehood will come back to claim that its marriage and kids that 'held them back'.
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@Wizarab10 Paternity fraud aside. One common thing with this story is that both babes cheated on their man because they were lured. 😹. Wonderful.
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“How many men are around during childbirth? ” . What sort of question is this?? . We are meant to do better and not copy the silly things that have been normalized by the older generation.
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@feoflvco People with “We did not inherent the silence and slavery of our mothers” mindset havent found this tweet.
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@ugoo_UFO They will gaslight you into coming for them at 33. Na pesin wey fall for them na him lose.
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@ToyosiGodwin If someone stops you saying they are lost and ask for direction and other person coincidentally stops you almost at the same time to ask you what the other person wants, they are about to rob you.
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@Gifted__gift You better get lost. Any matter wey you bring come twitter no be your matter again. Everyone now has an opinion to it.
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I wasn't a rich kid. I just knew how to keep money. Daddy and mummy's change from errands, money from visitors, not spending all of my money for lunch in school, and so on. Not like the money was that easy to get.
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@ogheneyxle They rate themselves a little too much. Like men are supposed to feel bad that they didn’t enjoy it when they could have communicated. Lmao.
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Burned your girlfriend’s school certificate and wiped her account because she cheated on you?!. Revenge might feel satisfying, but it should be fair. Cheating and destroying a school certificate are not equivalent actions.
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@Mahyormeplenty @Wizarab10 Yeahh. I did. On my way to becoming an intermediate 🙏🏾. Thank youuu.
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People forget that “a man is a man” everytime they say “a woman is a woman” . How will you ask 15k he was owing you after giving you 150k for food stuff and 70k to buy what you want?? . What type of relationship are you building?. You’re are just a selfish person.
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Husband will satisfy cravings, hold her hands for walks, buy her things she needs, reduce the stress she goes through at home, try to make her not do much, feed her properly till she looks fat, feet massage and the rest. Then Friday for antenatal comes and he refuses to go.
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Women know what they are doing, if you like keep thinking they are innocent and keep feeling guilty for something she couldn’t afford or bill her father for. They’d show you pepper. 🤝🏾.
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For ya’ll talking about revenge . I don’t believe in revenge as the first resort. This particular one was very needed. After sitting her down to make sure she understood, she still justified it. I mean, I also had girls wishing for a breakup and a chance, so why not. Lmaooo.
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I remember trying to cheat back but na. I couldn’t. The disadvantages were more on her end. Someone that has lupus?? She go just die throwway from the heartbreak. I was being kind anyways.
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I didn’t bother texting to know what’s up coz i didn’t care anymore . Texted me later and was begging, “can we still be friends” . “Did i do something” . Then switched up on me for “doing her bad” . Narcissist oshi 😹.
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Crazy part is she had Lupus. I couldn’t wrap my head around how we were both making sacrifices but the one with the auto immune disease was the one cheating 😹💔. Make it make sense. Doc had a fiancée who broke up when she found about about my girl.
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Again, nobody should be blamed for having things like PCOS, Ulcer and the rest. But don’t try to invalidate people who refuse to date women with these things. Most of you won’t date a man if he opens up early about his low sperm count or erectile dysfunction WHICH IS VERY COMMON.
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@jaaneeo Now i’m really wondering how you got the current device you are using. “And you know you too can do the same thing…”???. Lmaoo.
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Man provides for his family, pays bill, buys cloths, pays for kids course. Ingrates: Thats the barest minimum . Daughter asked to cook meal for him. Ingrates: Thats slavery. She was taking her course, can’t her father cook. He should put food on the table and cook again??. ENKR!!.
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“We did not inherit the silence of our mothers” . Mothers have never been silent about presenting themselves as victims. You are not doing anything new.
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My friend was telling me how her guy cheated on her, she cheated back, said the guy fucked her better and it took a-lot to not go back. Her guy cried, she cried. They settled and promised each other to not cheat again. I didn’t even know what to say.
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Your insecurity about chiseled chest is your personal problem. Here are a few things that doesn’t have anything to do with muscle mass . 1. Small dick - 7inches will be 7inches irrespective of body size. 7-inch on a body mass of 70kg will “look” bigger than 7-inches on a body.
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she was his side piece and play thing. Same thing she was doing to me . Funny how she kept telling me everything as a form of “reassurance” but i was reading through the line. She was heart broken and i could see it but i couldn’t break up on the spot coz she had Lupus.
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They had printed out their wedding invitation card but my own girl wasn’t aware she was his fiancee, Doc never mention, he just always said “close friend” . Lady broke up without saying a word, it broke the Doc. He dropped my own girl, my own girl figured.
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Her emotions and her health are tied together. So i had to wait a little for her to heal while also dropping reassurance from my own then i broke up. She went quiet for some days, very sure they rushed her to the hospital. I was sure her flares got triggered from my text.
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@altostyles Thats the first think women will see if a man does that to a woman. They’d tell her to not care about his temperature if he could send her out by 11pm at night. They’d tell her to run. Nobody will give excuses for him for sending her out by that time.
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“My love language is blah blah blah” . Its called a language for a reason, you speak it and it is spoken back to you. Its not one sided.
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You see a lady on the road. You catcall her. She doesn’t respond. You walk up to her. She declines. Then you start yabbing her . Is your ego that fragile??.
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The more you hold women accountable, the more you’d get remark like “you hate women” . To a large extent, it shouldn’t move you anymore. You don’t respect women because they are women. Respect is earned. Wake up.
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Lady slaps her guy. Guys slaps his own back. And ya’ll are calling him a woman beater. First off, if thats the basis of being a woman beater. Very sure lots of men will wear it like a badge of honor. How will you slap a man first and not expect a slap or double back. Jokers.
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@ObioraChinyeree @AjiSZN_ We were not rich, we were just comfortable . Change from errands from mum and dad, Not spending all of my money for lunch in school, money from visitors and so on. Not like it was that easy.
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@BOHHDDHEEE @Adeshola_Konka @JJExclusive1 Say na “PROOF” . She wan go bring her final year Uni result come outside 😭😹.
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Society does not judge men with high body count. But a man with a high body count cannot stay faithful to you in marriage. Wedding vows are just words and it doesn’t take away habits. He will cheat on you till your mouth wont be able to say what your eyes have seen.
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@ThaBoyYom @Wizarab10 Make i bend if them indulge you. Everyone is a victim in their story. 😹.
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Women are fully able bodied humans like yourself . Though you have more physical strength . Stop giving excuses for toxic behavior. We all know what we are doing . Love is not supposed to be blind . This is 2024 . Wake up!.
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Dude ordered her over with 100k for Uber, she pulled up, refused to spread legs like he expected and he started throwing tantrums like a kid. I hope we can all agree that using money to get girls can be attributed to low self esteem.
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@chifunanya_ If you knew how long it took me to save that amount that year 😭. It was meant for an excursion.
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@PenTitan “Do you know the type of men i roll with” . She doesn’t know how those men look at her.
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Man is physically and emotionally abused by his wife. Masculine twitter: “He is not a victim. He chose to wife her”. Woman is physically and emotionally abused by her husband. Feminine twitter: “OmG, so sorry this happened to you, he deserves jail”. Men and women are not the same.
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They won’t intentionally get married to men with erectile dysfunction, low sperm count or hypertension. But they want you to choose them with their PCOS and the likes because they didn’t ask for it . Like men asked for all of these things. If you like don’t wake up.
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@ThaBoyYom Make she be ceo make she sack employee just because his perfume made her more uncomfortable just because she’s on her period. Lmaoo.
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This is why my tweet will tend to always address men. Her behavior is largely dependent on yours. Your masculinity doesn’t have to be laced with wickedness. No go dey form bad guy on twitter and you dey cower for real life because you no wan offend. Dem no send your papa.
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@Wizarab10 Amen! . I hate when men start feeling like they can never find someone else to fall in love with. Good girls are everywhere, ya’ll just be looking for them in the wrong places.
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@OlaGrandy Well yeahh. I opt for revenge if after telling them and they don’t agree it is bad.
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