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Football/soccer fan || football analysis || @ManUtd lover || Software developer

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@_taymii
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2 years
@sexytemmy110 @PeterPsquare @PeterObi So you wan vote Peter Obi because of pSquare? At your age, you can’t decide?
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@lahyorbronze Run to the nearest police station asap and take police to the house, before he escapes. If he hasn’t already
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1 year
@ABUJAPLUG You’re closer to heaven than you are to earth
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11 months
@sanchhooo10 Good, almost got me 😂😂
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1 year
@goddessMatilda_ @yabaleftonline It’s good for everyone to check so they can report their pages also
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1 year
@ManUtd This is a terrible decision
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11 months
@DirtyFootbaIIer Red card these days after 10mins delay from VAR
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1 year
@Morris_Monye May Nigeria host World Cup May Nigeria host World Cup May Nigeria host World Cup May Nigeria host World Cup May Nigeria host World Cup
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1 year
@Princemoye1 Officer woos nko?
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1 year
@Mbahdeyforyou Watch out how African parents will start forwarding this on WhatsApp that yahoo boy runs mad. 😂😂
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2 years
@CERTlFIED_LONER @sexytemmy110 @PeterPsquare @PeterObi I except more senseless things from a loner
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1 year
@DAMIADENUGA Watch out how African parents will start forwarding this on WhatsApp that yahoo boy runs mad.
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano How no clubs in PL want to sign him is strange. Fulham? Newcastle? Burnley?
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1 year
@premierleague Everton struggle will not be tolerated next season. Take a look at Leeds for example, they had to go. If Everton is not good enough next season, they need to go.
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1 year
@jidesanwoolu You know it’s funny that if they did not call you out, you wouldn’t have done this. You people make gorvernance seem like you’re doing us a Favour. It should be your work.
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1 year
@Adaete1 @BenHundeyin It still does not make sense to me. I can work for six months and resign. It is about me, it is about my mental health. I might have liked the job from the beginning and later realize I do not anymore, why should it require a number of few years? They are only making people
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1 year
@Sadiq_002 @Aminaruk @adamugarba How is he an IT guru? Explain to me like I’m 5 years old
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1 year
@premierleague Checkout how he couldn’t score against his new club Manchester United. Home and away, let him go @SpursOfficial
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8 months
@FabrizioRomano As the captain, you should stay with the team and encourage them from bench. Didn’t you see Ronaldo in Portugal? You’re a disgrace Salah
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1 year
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7 months
@FabrizioRomano This bro has been injured from the day of his transfer. Leicester robbed Chelsea 😂😂
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano Potter in the mud
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1 year
@OfficialFPL He captained himself
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1 year
@OfficialFPL Straight into my team
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8 months
@symply_epic What is this 😂😂
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2 years
@Yjk_shotit @PoojaMedia Why are you backwards? I expect more from you considering your dp
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1 year
@Sarki_sultan Illetracy is really a disease
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1 year
@Morris_Monye False. They can’t learn
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2 years
@pelpittas @phatbabelu Sebi it's 8months you sat at home for.... you will sit at home for 2years this time. Sho lo stupid ni
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1 year
@instablog9ja Davido is actually planning to give birth to a football team (11). The man has passion for football.
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1 year
@iaboyeji Whatever you’re smoking is not good for your health
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1 year
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1 year
@ruffydfire Jamb == Inec
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10 months
@mudi_mo This is Layi’s handiwork
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1 year
@TopMGszn 1 out of 600m is nothing
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2 years
@kins7615 @iam_polymath I wanted to respond to you, but then I saw your dp and I realized you’re meant to suffer in your life. Continue to suffer in peace
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1 year
@usmee Cho Cho Cho like parrot.
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1 year
@Discreetsports @SSE_NGA Nigeria have quality strikers. But no midfielders
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9 months
@ToolzO Whole TL right now
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9 months
@nerdy_deb @OmoGbajaBiamila I wrote this earlier. And lots of people criticized it. Many Nigerians are not smart sadly
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9 months
@BishopKhale @followlasg @PoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @ShehuSani @jidesanwoolu You could have crossed them in an horizontal way from the other lane and cause traffic. Everybody will stop
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1 year
@RealOkakah @oku_yungx Ha, you don mad o. Na like this e Dey start
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2 years
@orbellin_ @FabrizioRomano I want them relegated
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1 year
@CFC_Janty Garnacho is who Chelsea fans think Calum Hudson Odoi would ever be
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1 year
@TheBlackDeji @Morris_Monye @tieteeee 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
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1 year
@Wizarab10 Nothing mentally crazy, just start saving up for pampers and toys and baby food.
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1 year
@Morris_Monye Not funny
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9 months
@Naija_PR The pain and position of your second hand when cuddling your partner in bed
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1 year
@OfficialFPL Hall conceded 4 goals. How dare you give him 3pts
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano How does forest escape FFP
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1 year
@Johnlaban256 @FabrizioRomano Congratulations on your new achievement
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7 months
@NigeriaStories We take one step forward and then 5 steps backwards
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9 months
@BishopKhale @followlasg @PoliceNG @LagosPoliceNG @ShehuSani @jidesanwoolu You could have crossed them in an horizontal way from the other lane and cause traffic. Everybody will stop
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1 year
@jeycube2 @Adaete1 @BenHundeyin Your papa na him no get sense
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1 year
@yabaleftonline Their dance is actually irritating
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8 months
@apheees_ng @nicholasibekwe The space in your head is wider than empty maracana stadium
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1 year
@ManUtd Sign some players FFS
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1 year
@TenHagBall_ I’ve always preferred to keep him as backup. Sell Fred
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1 year
@RealAdeshina @officialABAT @Twitter As much as you think they should build an office in Nigeria, does Nigeria have stable power or you want them to run diesel? What is the % sales/profit in Nigeria compared to other countries? It’s not just by users
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano After spending 800million? Buying Ronaldo and Messi is not gonna help them ATM 🥲
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1 year
@General_Oluchi See how you’re pressing pepper spray in their 👀
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2 years
@_AsiwajuLerry Thank God they didn’t play 1-1 it would have been a disadvantage for man utd
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9 months
@UTDTrey Putting Dimitar Berbatov and Kai Harvetz in the same sentence should be a jailable offence
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1 year
@ABUJAPLUG Feel free to move into their house and become their houseboy. That is the only plan they have for you
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2 years
@daviskilalac @Morris_Monye It’s not unlimited. It throttles once you use 100gb
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11 months
@eurofootcom Not his fault, their opponents are bankers, plumbers and electricians
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano I would prefer Everton and Leeds should follow them. Leicester don’t deserve to go as they always show hunger
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2 years
@alao_seyi @PeterPsquare Why are u bringing gun to a knife fight?
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1 year
@FabrizioRomano Welcome home Mbappe. Home is Manchester United
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2 years
@Sbdsng @OlisaOsega @KingTemio Why you bearing Abraham and Isaac and have the sense of Goliath?
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1 year
@Morris_Monye 5000 naira today < 5000 next year. Hope you’re aware?
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1 year
@TenHagEra Explain his style of play to me like I’m 5years old? #TenHagOut
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2 years
What's this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Emefiele or what??? Fati Abeokuta Emefiele Panseke
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1 year
@Wizarab10 Some of those producers don’t rate us. They should be arrested sometimes
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5 years
@Dr_Clandestine @yinkuzjyde @morganhousel So after buying flooded car they will say people from their village are following them.
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1 year
@PoojaMedia Oya go and change from Aboki, let’s see
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1 year
@UtdEIIis I honestly do it understand why Bruno is still on the right wing
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1 year
@Patron_MUFC Exclude Sancho and Fred
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1 year
@viccetti @Postsubman Did you hear the toilet part?
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1 year
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1 year
@ManUtd @EthanLaird I like the fact that we are not under pressure to sign players 😂😂 leave our competitors alone, they will fail
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@ISephara I will be here to wipe your tears away later
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4 years
@hannytalker A company is in need of a UI/UX designer that has some hands-on experience for a contract job. Having HTML knowledge is also a plus and the person must have a portfolio to showcase. You can send a DM
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1 year
@CFC_Janty You’re crashing yourselves instead lad
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1 year
@Wizarab10 You think say u wise? You going no where 😂😭
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1 year
@OfficialFPL He’s not good enough to cost 5.0
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1 year
@DAMIADENUGA Car that I’ve used in Ps5 NFS
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2 years
@princezeezay @Letter_to_Jack There is corn inside your pocket. No Dey disguise, bring it out ọ́sị́ị̄sọ̄
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2 years
@_AsiwajuLerry Unfortunately you people didn’t get the message 😭😭
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1 year
@Morris_Monye Sparkling water is always sparkling and moving….. still water is always stagnant
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1 year
@CFC_Janty Man sneaked in Chelsea like we won’t see it
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1 year
@TenHagEra Spurs lost their best player. Their manager has only been there for a few weeks. See his style of play. What is ETH’s style of play? #EthOut
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7 months
@amaan8429 Bro took the unique constraint too serious
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1 year
@CFC_Janty @FabrizioRomano 4 goals in 30 appearances 😭
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