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https://t.co/1KRdpbdAWK Still searching for a sharp, witty description of my character and achievements which sums up my essence in a single quotable sente

Edinburgh, Scotland
Joined July 2015
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6 days
@campbellclaret Exactly. Why?
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12 days
@PulpLibrarian QPR fans are from other planets.
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14 days
@tony_eh @krimmlerAB @Tawolli @guidoacasa Yes, I walk, ride a bike and drive a car. Sometimes I use a bus. I am an adult living in a city.
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14 days
@krimmlerAB @Tawolli @tony_eh @guidoacasa If he didn't do it all the time. I'm a cyclist myself but he's looking for problems. At least he doesn't poke his phone into cars and take photos of people using Google Maps like that other snitch.
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14 days
@Tawolli @tony_eh @guidoacasa Obviously he's hoping someone will get hurt. Content is all.
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15 days
@dieworkwear Can't be doing with a riding-up hoodie. Hang down, loose, please.
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15 days
@Cadmarch I'm worried about the globalist bus going through the arch.
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15 days
@kap1182212 @terrychristian Is that what they taught you in Russia?
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17 days
RT @EDI_Airport: 🤷‍♂️| If anyone in Kirkliston is missing a trampoline, we've got it.
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19 days
@The_Thirty_ A normal league like everywhere else in the world. Home and away, once. Then there are 4 matches a year that you can't win and are hoping to scrape a lucky draw, rather than 8. 20 teams.
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21 days
@DavidLammy @realDonaldTrump If we were in the EU, you wouldn't have to go on bended knee to a fascist.
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25 days
@ailidhsmum It posts far-right memes and Trump. I'm not sure you're going to appeal to its better nature.
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26 days
@g_gosden Aldi's do a nice copy of Hazy Jane.
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27 days
@Britpopmemories @KCMANC @ReaLouisewener @Sleepertweeting @suedeHQ @BrettAndersonHQ I was thinking they've gone tits up since they went colour.
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27 days
@ProfBrianCox I'm pro-EU, anti-Brexit, woke as you like, but he's right. Everyone thinks in miles. When you use km, we're spending all our energy halving everything and trying to remember if we should add a bit or take a bit off.
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1 month
@PeterBleksley Grow a pair.
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1 month
@elizacarthy @Iannoshoes @reformparty_uk I love your optimism, engaging with these people, but it's like trying to convince a toothless spice addict not to wet his trousers because it's upsetting the people in the queue at Gregg's.
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1 month
@moodyjbey @beyzhive He said exactly this in an interview, but @beyzhive knows perfectly well that he was referring to his own life, not who actually had the ideas and made the first records.
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1 month
@CocoOrd83 Season ticket at Hibs because I'm not driving down to Grimsby every other Saturday, tempting as it isn't.
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1 month
@elizacarthy @Classicbritcom Judging by the photo, unnaturally tall women.
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