Clive Jones
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17 years ago today, me and him
@NickFerrariLBC
started out on this breakfast show marathon
@lbc
I was just a child when it started...
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That's
@NickFerrariLBC
on the Left &
@mrjamesob
on the Right. Just like their politics. Almost always a pleasure working with these two...
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I got to thank the NHS on their 75th birthday today. Safe to say they’ve done quite a lot for me over the years
#nhs
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@TonyLapidus
@jayja1994
@mrjamesob
@NickFerrariLBC
@LBC
@LBCNews
@SpittingImage
@piersmorgan
@BritBox_UK
Can you do holiday cover?
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How long before we all agree hairdressers are key workers?
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@unnamedculprit
I tried to create a new account earlier with the password 'beefstew' but was told it wasn't stroganoff.
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This is Harvey, a friend of mine and an amazing guy. This needs a wider audience so please watch…
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And now I have to get up an hour earlier. Oh joy. Tune in at 6
@lbc
to hear me push buttons 🥱
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.
@mrjamesob
if you’re gonna quote me it was “if nobody’s allowed to clap, how do I know who’s winning..?”
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Had to record the football last night as too tired...just need to avoid the result all day
#BRAvsGER
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@Traveloguer
@zoeharcombe
You are free to leave, but you will have to quarantine when you want to come back...
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I’ve got loads of stuff I should be doing this evening but I’ve just spent 45 minutes sat in my car watching Sean Lock clips
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Back in the hot seat for a day...now how the hell does this lot work...?
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I’ve been doing at least two bars of chocolate a day during lockdown, so whatever the exit strategy is, it needs to be gradual or I’m going to get the shakes
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Yeh but the Empire round the corner is showing ‘I assure you we will reopen 2’
#PrinceCharles
#cinema
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How much to hire him for the weekend?
PD Dexter has assisted
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When the opening word you’ve been using for the last 510 days is the word!
Cue a scream in the office and a round of applause. Ty Ty. I may retire now.
Wordle 797 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Just started my birthday with a round of shots at the poker table. It's 9am in Vegas.
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Well this is just taking the Mic
A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast
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Ok we’re on
#panicbuyers
watch from now on...
Waitrose in High Wycombe behind me on the till : 18x1 litre cartons of unsweetened soya milk & 24 cans of Abbot Ale. Nothing else.
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About 15 years ago I spent an hour in a radio studio recording a show with Kanye West. He turned up on his own, I didn’t know who he was and he couldn’t have been nicer. Pleased to see he hasn’t changed.
#KanyeWest
#Kanye2020
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I’m just wondering if 4 ‘Horseman’ branded coaches was the best choice of transport for the returning Brits from Wuhan?
Apocalypse anyone?
#coronavirus
#wuhan
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Did Nescafé think we wouldn’t notice? 100g > 90g for the same price 😏
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Decorator who has keys to my flat arrived 20 mins early and let himself in while I was still in the shower this morning so that was awkward 😳
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@balconyshirts
as soon as I get a haircut I’m going to look really good in this!
#39
Loved the video!
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What a privilege working with
@truemagic68
has been. A true gent and always a joy to talk to down the line!
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The BBC interviewing Ken Bruce about his new show on GHR after leaving the BBC is so BBC 🤦🏻♂️
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You can’t send a player off if you don’t know their number…very clever!
#WALvARG
#rugbyworldcup2023
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England deserve to lose for Dion Dublin’s commentary alone 🤦🏻♂️
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Who do you prefer to get your bad news from?
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Just booked a haircut for 13th April and I probably shouldn’t be as excited as that made me...
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I’ve lost the end on a roll of sellotape twice already this morning and I just haven’t got time for this shit
#MerryChristmas
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Woman has just walked up to Paddington with her young child and said “I bet he’s having a peanut butter sandwich” seriously 🤦🏻♂️. I fear for that child’s education.
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Well nobody’s going to spot this 📦 hidden under the mat...
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I’m eating mince pies, drinking whisky and watching the Liam Gallagher & Oasis documentaries back to back. How’s your Christmas going?!
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In sympathy with the Queen, I also have a heavy cold. But seeing as I never go to church, nobody has noticed 😏
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Who wants to hear me do
#mysteryhour
with
@mrjamesob
tomorrow for
#MakeSomeNoise
I promise to be funny
#applause
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Being forced to wear the 'bonnet of shame' for the first mistake on the show today...
http://t.co/3jtq9tWxln
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I’m torn between ‘a second lockdown is a bit depressing’ and, ‘boy, my drive home is lovely again!’
#lockdown2uk
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@balconyshirts
this light dusting of snow will provide Steve Allen with enough material for 3 days!
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The best thing to come out of Boris’s address to the nation is my new screen saver
#thanksboris
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