I’ve been doing at least two bars of chocolate a day during lockdown, so whatever the exit strategy is, it needs to be gradual or I’m going to get the shakes
PD Dexter has assisted
@bedspolice
and
@HertsPolice
in the last two days. His nose has helped to recover significant quantities of money which had been concealed.
When the opening word you’ve been using for the last 510 days is the word!
Cue a scream in the office and a round of applause. Ty Ty. I may retire now.
Wordle 797 1/6
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Ok we’re on
#panicbuyers
watch from now on...
Waitrose in High Wycombe behind me on the till : 18x1 litre cartons of unsweetened soya milk & 24 cans of Abbot Ale. Nothing else.
About 15 years ago I spent an hour in a radio studio recording a show with Kanye West. He turned up on his own, I didn’t know who he was and he couldn’t have been nicer. Pleased to see he hasn’t changed.
#KanyeWest
#Kanye2020
I’m just wondering if 4 ‘Horseman’ branded coaches was the best choice of transport for the returning Brits from Wuhan?
Apocalypse anyone?
#coronavirus
#wuhan
Woman has just walked up to Paddington with her young child and said “I bet he’s having a peanut butter sandwich” seriously 🤦🏻♂️. I fear for that child’s education.