Jonathan 🇬🇧 🌹 // Sarcasm as standard
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Let’s see if this gets as much coverage as Rayner?
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This story hasn’t received much attention!?
It seems Patel intervened after an acquaintance’s company failed to secure a PPE contract. The company was subsequently awarded the contract after her intervention.
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It’s all gone very quiet about Mark Menzies since Thursday, hasn’t it?
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@GBNEWS
"GBeebies locks all files relating to Dan Wootton in the same filing cabinet as the ones relating to Darren Grimes"
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@Conservatives
You didn't mind pensioners choosing between eating and heating when you were in power and Sunak was spending £500,000 on private jet flights?
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@Sassy191919
What pisses me off is that people who claim to be Christian, want to get married in the church and have their children baptised immediately jump down the throat of asylum seekers, call them illegals and buy into RW storylines - clearly demonstrating their Christian credentials.
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@LozzaFox
@SadiqKhan
Says man covering his X feed with pictures of himself showing off with firearms going “get sooooooome”
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@PatrickChristys
@GBNEWS
In the interests of impartiality, are you looking into the Conservative Party’s uncomfortable links to terrorists?
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@darrengrimes_
And yet you were silent when Rishi used a tax-payer funded jet to travel from your employers love-in with the voters?
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@Oakymoron
He's been very quiet since his car wreck interview where he couldn't say what he thought Angela Rayner had done wrong?!
Meanwhile...
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@andreajenkyns
No-ones buying it Andrea. All of this sudden “supporting my local constituents” posting is as transparent glass!
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@darrengrimes_
It’s called the statute of limitations Darren. He was found liable in a civil case instead.
But don’t worry - we’ve all taken note of you trying to defend the sexual predator. Again.
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@GBNewsSpin
Lee Anderson expects the police to ‘go easy’ on racist and fascist rioters and looters. He’s asking for 2 tier policing.
Reform Ltd - weak on crime!!
#FarageRiots
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@g_gosden
Not entirely sure that Demi and "thinking" have ever been in the same room at the same time?
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@MartinDaubney
@Jackiew80333500
@LeeAndersonMP_
And when was the last time your channel ran an article on people smugglers, as opposed to asylum seekers?
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Holy fuck biscuits.
A Reform Ltd support account genuinely just posted this! 😂
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@sophielouisecc
You're promoting segregation Sophie. You're also effectively saying that a woman "can't know about mens football"?!?
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@darrengrimes_
They hounded Johnson for lying twice and causing an investigation into Downing St that resulted in 126 fines including ones to the sitting PM and Chancellor.
Your lying for them is part of what makes you complicit in their failure.
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@JonathanPieNews
@MitchBenn
This week Lee is serving his constituents by looking out for any families using food banks also popping into Costa…
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@LeeAndersonMP_
Not as staggering as lying to a reporter’s face while doorstep canvassing and being caught on a hot mic.
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@ChirpyChet
When I search for "bulletproof clingfilm" though all I get is this story. It's almost as though the product just doesn't exist?
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@kelvmackenzie
A bit like saying if newspaper editors did their job and checked the facts before printing them in return for their handsome salaries…
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@supertanskiii
"Do you know who I am" she wails...
Unfortunately for her, I think they're painfully aware of who she is.
Mercer and the Tories betrayed our veterans.
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@TalkTV
@Iromg
@Nigel_Farage
What makes the MP who parroted misinformation from a man awaiting trial for rape and sex trafficking in a foreign country think he's entitled to (or could be trusted with) information from the Security Services?
Farage is weak and untrustworthy.
#FarageRiots
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@darrengrimes_
There’s no more excuses Darren - you can’t blame the government for people looting phone stores and burning down libraries.
Own your work Crafty.
#FarageRiots
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@Eyeswideopen69
The new chairman candidate's issue appears to be Lineker's responses to tweets from Gullis and Shapps - so it appears politicians can say what they like about BBC presenters on social media but BBC presenters cannot respond?
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@Councillorsuzie
You're lying Susan - fixed it for you👇
8,000 people have been killed in the UK under the Tories. Knife crime is through the roof across the country. It's just not good enough. The UK deserves a government who’ll get a grip on crime and make our streets safe.
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@darrengrimes_
Not really - Hunter isn't running for president and hasn't spent the last 8 years whining "witch hunt"?
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@GillianKeegan
Tell us more about the Tories policy on kids learning in tents and temporary classrooms while the RAAC problem goes unsolved?
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@darrengrimes_
You’re lying Darren. There are numerous examples of LBC demonstrating their balance.
You’re just bitter they don’t pay you for your opinion like your failing channel?!
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@AdamBienkov
I notice he specifically called out "Black Lives Matter" and "Stand up to Racism".
He's not even trying to hide his racism.
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@darrengrimes_
That suggests we're getting better at putting them out.
This graph, also from NASA, clearly shows they're happening more frequently.
Science wasn't your strong suit was it Darren?
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@CarverEmily
Your Tories closed most of them all.
Rioting Reform Ltd fascist thugs are trying to burn the rest down.
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@Councillorsuzie
A bit rich when they’re putting it back together after the Tories Susan?
Would you prefer she was shaking off her security and partying with Russian diplomats instead?
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@MartinDaubney
@Jackiew80333500
@LeeAndersonMP_
“Spoke about it”?
Mentioning your opinion of people smugglers in a diatribe on asylum seekers doesn’t cut it Martin.
If you think so badly of “evil people smugglers”, put your research resources to good use and direct your vitriol at them.
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@darrengrimes_
Darren comes over all Christian when it comes to baked goods…. but he’s ok with 4.3 million children living in poverty.
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@Bren4Bassetlaw
Three years ago. Is that all you got? 🤣😂😂
That was 6 months before you even said this!?
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@toryboypierce
@Keir_Starmer
@juststopoil
The conservatives accepted a £5m donation from an Egyptian billionaire who made a deal with HMRC to cut his tax bill. So we know which side they’re on. Not ordinary people paying their fair share of tax but rich foreign billionaires.
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@andreajenkyns
I'll happily pay an extra 90p per month on the TV Licence.
Now can you do your job and challenge the excruciating energy bills, mortgage payment increases and tax burden the British public are facing and costing us hundreds per month?
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@darrengrimes_
Oh look. Here's another GBeebies shill using the term "former BBC types".
They've all been very clearly briefed, haven't they?
Oh, and Sue didn't bring down Boris. He promoted a pervert and lied about knowing about it. He brought himself down.
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@dave43law
"Sadly, the young people of today do not remember the Conservatives of the Victorian era, bodies unburied, rubbish uncollected, no public transport, rickets..."
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@MichelleDewbs
How can you be placed in the News category when you tell
@Ofcom
you’re not a news channel (for regulatory purposes)?
@Savanta_UK
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@MGoodwinFreeman
He’s getting nasty? The Tories have spent the last 2 weeks lying about pay-per-mile. And look at her face on that front page - pure venom.
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Richard has blocked me because he doesn’t like listening to voters in his region.
But feel free to remind him what a good week he’s had.
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@WestminsterWAG
@HackneyAbbott
@KemiBadenoch
@DawnButlerBrent
@Keir_Starmer
Except from Kemi... this was her response on Hester's comments. I suppose it's different when your party has £15million in donations riding on it?
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@darrengrimes_
What about working class students Darren (you know, the ones who didn't drop out of their degree for the attraction of politics and spurious money)!?
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@EstherMcVey1
You didn't mind Boris getting a donor's £13,000 a month London home for free Esther?
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@thecarolemalone
He’s a sitting MP and Deputy Chair of the Conservative Party.
Having previously received a community protection warning for his behaviour, his language wasn’t “salty” - it was completely unacceptable.
We need grow ups back in charge.
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@darrengrimes_
@realDonaldTrump
Darren claims to love his country. Yet here he is decrying our Foreign Secretary on Day 2 to an Orange criminal and sexual predator who currently has no standing in office.
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@sophielouisecc
@Essexsteve78
Clearly, there are people who disagree with you Sophie.
You can keep chanting that she was right, it’s still just your opinion, not fact.
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@LeeAndersonMP_
Didn't you stage a doorstep interview in front of a reporter and then lie about it, Lee?
Do tell us more about gutter politics!?
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@GBNewsSpin
Perhaps it was actually the stress of all the hate-for-sale the right wing media have been perpetuating about his youngest son that caused it?
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@Eyeswideopen69
Wasn't he also the MP behind the demands to re-open the curry investigation? This seems to be a bit of a pattern?
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@DaleVince
@DailyMailUK
Make sure they pay Dale... apprently they don't have a lot of cashflow at the minute...
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@GBNewsSpin
"Protest action" - I'll bet it's all just politically motivated, like with doctors and nurses... 👀
Don't worry GBeebies - it'll all be alright once Boris joins the ranks as per your big press release last year. I mean, you didn't lie about it, did you?
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@andreajenkyns
Oh dear... it's been going 8 weeks and thats all you got?
Can you remember when over half a million people signed a petition for Boris to resign Andrea? How did that end up?
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@andreajenkyns
@BorisJohnson
Are you endorsing liars and promoting sexual perverts as an acceptable approach in the pursuit of power, Andrea?
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@liam345
It's not true though, is it.
We broke free of the EU and we still don't "have control of our borders".
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@ChrisClarksonMP
Will you be writing to the Commissioner about the false claims made by Lee Anderson, Depty Chair of the Conservatives, on GBeebies?
Including last night's claim that the "vast majority" of asylum seekers are not genuine when, in fact, 70% are?
The truth matters Chris.
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@DPJHodges
She's not asking you to stop, she's asking you to show some integrity and cover a Tory MP in the same way.
You can't though, can you?
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@JohnnyMercerUK
Where have they said they're going to restart the witch-hunt? They haven't, have they Mercer, you're lying.
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@SalfordMe2023
Lee Anderson and Reform Ltd want to sit down and negotiate the surrender of our country to fascist domestic terrorists.
Reform Ltd are weak on crime and weak on criminals.
#FarageRiots
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@darrengrimes_
Why is she too scared to put the heating on Darren? Would that be the cost of living crisis the Tories have done nothing about for the last year?
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@darrengrimes_
Haven't you heard Darren?
He's giving you a dedicated office next to a new wind farm - the hot air you produce on an daily basis will power 12 million new homes.
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@GullisJonathan
@MrHarryCole
@TheSun
Don't worry Jonathan... we all know how do define a woman...
"Someone who covers their drink when James Cleverly walks in the room."
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@reformparty_uk
Reform Ltd employee, Lee Anderson, voted to increase the pension age - it appears Reform Ltd's priorities don't include pensioners either!?
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@MartinDaubney
Why would they pay them a visit Martin? Surely a GBeebies presenter isn’t suggesting or promoting criminal damage?!
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@NileGardiner
Where she hasn’t spoken for over 400 days? I’m not sure anyone will even notice?!
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@Councillorsuzie
It's saved Londoners £55m over 5 years because the building you're now in is owned by GLA instead of the Government of Kuwait (who owns the Soutwark location).
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