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@jolopez

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Father, Husband, Lawyer. You can find me at the house, office, courthouse, home gym, biking around the office, or running around the neighborhood.

Texas, Lubbock
Joined January 2009
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@jolopez
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2 years
@cathyrusson I am going to guess she has experience as either a criminal defense attorney, DA, or family law attorney. That was classic cross examination.
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@jolopez
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7 months
1479 days since putting $100 down. Now we start from scratch. Day 1 of waiting for delivery.
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@jolopez
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7 months
Omg omg. It's happening
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@jolopez
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7 months
@niccruzpatane Just got my Foundation order placed. So excited.
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@jolopez
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6 months
@therealdavearn1 also family law cross by me...got a priest to admit that they lied under direct.
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@jolopez
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7 months
shoutout to @Tesla . Messed up my @cybertruck order and they let me correct it to Cyberbeast Foundation. Kept my original order date of 12/09.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@cathyrusson Alex Jones is the type of client who will complain that the judge is obviously biased against him and his team based on this.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@LawCrimeNetwork @TexasStateBar A lawyer owes to opposing counsel, in the conduct of legal transactions and the pursuit of litigation, courtesy, candor, cooperation, and scrupulous observance of all agreements and mutual understandings... I will be courteous, civil, and prompt in oral and written communications
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@jolopez
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7 months
@TeslaInThDesert Don't work for Tesla. Placed while Elon was on stage. Live in Texas so I think that helps
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@jolopez
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2 years
@LawCrimeNetwork @TexasStateBar can correct me if I am wrong, but it would be a violation of the Texas Lawyer's Creed which could serve a basis for sanctions, but it does not appear to be a violation of the Texas Disciplinary Rules of Conduct which could lead to action by the state bar.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@cybrtrkguy @niccruzpatane Hiw not related to Tesla am I? First time seeing in person was in NYC last weekend because I happen to be there.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@DaneCook @elonmusk You've been safe from being funny for a long time.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@ksatnews @GregAbbott_TX @tedcruz get your thoughts and prayers ready. We know you won't do anything else.
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@jolopez
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7 months
Just got my email to Order @cybertruck . 2 hours after I ordered. Keep checking your accounts on the website and do not wait for email.
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@jolopez
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7 months
Just got an email from Tesla asking for information to get my powershare feature installed for @cybertruck Beast Foundation Order. Closer and Closer.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@CybrtruckNews @niccruzpatane I ordered so damn fast I would not be able to tell you.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@rahulsood @niccruzpatane I did not get email. I just checked my tesla account on the web constantly. Like every two hours.
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@jolopez
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7 months
The CT Foundation series is really only $13.5k more because I am not wrapping it in black as planned. Don't want to cover etching.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@Phil_Lewis_ This is how it should be handled. The people in charge go hand to hand. Leave the young poor young folks and drones out of it.
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@jolopez
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11 months
@LoneStarLeft Whether pre admitted or not, privilege was certainly waived when they turned it over.
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@jolopez
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6 months
@Betsy_Cazden @therealdavearn1 epilogue: won custody for dad of 4 kids. As we are visiting outside after, mom threws herself down stairs, later files motion saying she can no longer work, and asks court to reduce support
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@jolopez
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1 year
@JayGlazer You're posting on Twitter during your digital detox?
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@jolopez
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7 months
@_phyxx_ @niccruzpatane I got the option to purchase the Extended pack but did not get that. I do not mind the stops and Tesla is adding so many chargers on my 6 hour route that it wont be a problem.
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@jolopez
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3 years
@stravawankers really could be a tangent running through the pack at the beginning type thing. His elapsed time matches the chip time. Also do not know the course and if it is certified. Of all the wankers posted here, this one is not bad.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@BeneluxTesla Absolutely. I also try to answer all questions because I know that thrist for info.
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@jolopez
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6 months
@Betsy_Cazden @therealdavearn1 mom brought him in to testify that she was at church often with her "husband". That's where the trouble started. He kept saying "husband." I asked himto tell me about "male first name". Said he didn't know him. I kept asking if he was sure because I heard he knew him.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@XSportsHawk @niccruzpatane Nope. The wait is just beginning. I am on the dreaded "we'll let you know when it is time to schedule delivery"
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@jolopez
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1 year
@RMFifthCircuit for texas cases, he is wrong. Yes, the application for a TRO or PO can be strategic. However 922 criminality is only upon an order that is issued after hearing and notice and not the mere application or order setting the issue for a hearing.
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@jolopez
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10 months
@BobLovesData @monitornews Parents should have gone with something more traditional and bland like "Bob"
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@jolopez
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2 years
Minute 47 may be the best moment in @YouTube history by @MikeTaylorShow . Watch "Overreact | Week 16 vs Philadelphia Eagles | Dallas Cowboys Postgame" on YouTube
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@jolopez
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11 months
@WalkerATX If the roles were reversed, it would be filed as an agg assault with a deadly weapon.
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@jolopez
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7 months
For everyone receiving emails to order @cybertruck , go through the options and descriptions. I could swear there was something about a lightbar being an option on the Foundation when it was describing upgraded options but not sure.
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@jolopez
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7 months
Some screenshots of Cybertruck display.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@RateYourCharge used the @ElectrifyAm in Sweetwater TX. Great charge 66% cheaper than tesla.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@GoodReddit May be time to talk to mom about who "dad" really is. DNA Test time.
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@jolopez
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8 months
@RateYourCharge another 10/10 in San Angelo TX. Lots of food options and an HEB. The stretch we are doing right now would not have been possible last year. Superchargers added within the last few months.
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@jolopez
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3 years
@VaguelyFunnyDan obviously not Hispanic. "Ah mami"
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@jolopez
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1 year
@RMFifthCircuit "Mutual" protective orders are not a thing. The other party has to apply for the protective order. The judge cannot sua sponte issue a mutual PO.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@stephenasmith There are NO excuses for anyone to be placed in handcuffs like a criminal when NO crime was committed
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@jolopez
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7 months
Looks like a lot new invites going out for @cyberbeast ordering/configuring and outside of Texas and California. Congrats to all.
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@jolopez
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6 months
@DennisCW_ keep the gold on the bumper and remove the other gold. That would get the Ironman look you are going for.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@Maazisrock record as you go through the order process so we can see the options and costs. I clicked so fast it was a blur.
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@jolopez
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4 years
@ameliaboone My Garmin says I covered 10k in 6 seconds this morning.
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@jolopez
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6 months
@Betsy_Cazden @therealdavearn1 He denied again. That is where I informed him I was referring to "husband." Admitted that he did not know him and had made it up. I finished by confirming that he started testimony with "so help me god"
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@jolopez
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10 months
@BobLovesData @monitornews Actually, it bolsters my point even more and says a lot about your personality and your comment. The fact that you are embarassed by your given name does not mean that this child and her family should be ashamed of hers nor should she be. Given your history, be nicer.
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@jolopez
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9 months
@lucid_ot_air @SawyerMerritt @InsideEVs "Lucid OT Air" aiming someone else is blinded by a car company. Guess the irony is lost on them.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@cybrtrkguy @cybertruck I have lived in my account since November 30. Constantly refreshing and checking.
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@jolopez
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6 months
@dcrainmakerblog @garmin really needs to make one or allow this ring to sync to garmin connect. I would like to change out watches once in a while.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@RateYourCharge - @ElectrifyAm 8n Sweetwater TX. 1 hyper out of order. 2nd hyper would only get to 33kwh. 1 side of the Ultra bonked after 10 minutes. Finally got a good charge going on the 2nd try on the Ultra. Supposed to go to 150 but I was over 200 easily.
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@jolopez
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10 months
@Sassy_101010 @jasonsdeli and to think it used to be on the salad bar
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@jolopez
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11 months
@wheelsee @MD_Grump @RateYourCharge when that is your response and you don't show the charger plus add vagueness, comes across as a troll job. Was that your intent? If not, post a pic of the charger and the actual location to help others.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@MikeTaylorShow @andyeverett760 WTF? Of all the "major show announcements" we lived through, this is a casual tweet?
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@jolopez
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2 years
@itskyleconner in @ElectrifyAm defense, they are "available". They do not say "working"
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@jolopez
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3 years
@crazypostman @Out_of_Spec @ElectrifyAm @Tesla now imagine those lines if their chargers worked at @ElectrifyAm standards.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@SilentKoan @niccruzpatane No. CT $100 deposit was my first tesla purchase. Got the MY shortly thereafter. Upgraded to MS then the MS refresh. The M3 I bought for my daughter. It has been 4 years afterall.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@bowefamily No email. Just kept checking account on website. I highly doubt it, but I doubt it is related but I have 3 missed calls from a 512 (austin area code) number today,
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@jolopez
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10 months
@RMFifthCircuit $100 million
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@jolopez
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3 years
@KCBD11 I will buy him a replacement if they can't find it.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@CitadelTrades @garyblack00 @elonmusk Last 6 months. Dow up almost 8% and tesla down 36%
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@jolopez
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7 months
Well, at least I got a cybertruck for Christmas.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@EvilMopacATX Currently in Lubbock and can confirm that this is bullshit.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@ProjectLincoln were they elected? they belong there. leave it to their constituents to take out who they believe do not belong there.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@md_bains I did not. I kept checking my account every hour.
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@jolopez
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8 months
@RateYourCharge 10/10 charge in Big Spring TX. '19 M3 able to get to 257kw. @TeslaCharging doing a great job filling in all the gaps between I10 and I20 in Texas. Bonus that store has Coke freestyle machine.
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@jolopez
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9 months
Working late with @biggestpuma
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@jolopez
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11 months
@DirtyTesLa that would mean that customers already configured and set up payment. Surely, they would have already posted proof that they had configured and paid.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@RateYourCharge Great Charge at @ElectrifyAm in Round Rock Tx. 4 units not working though. Maxed at 224kw on Tesla CCS. Can't beat adding 25% for less than $2.
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@jolopez
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3 years
@coffee_and_pi @elonmusk Have you seen Brownsville?
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@jolopez
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11 months
@wheelsee @MD_Grump @RateYourCharge Picture would tell people if it is urban charger, V2, or V3. Would also tell people locations to avoid. Would also show which specific stall may not be working properly.
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@jolopez
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9 months
@BeardedTesla Thank you. Not sure I would have ever known without your post.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@LawCrimeNetwork She may not want to check for 05/01/22 through today.
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@jolopez
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5 months
@souplantation @sweettomatoes List the opening date so I can book a flight
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@jolopez
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5 months
@itskyleconner I hate the amount of options. Maybe a video on how to spec?
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@jolopez
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3 years
@IBuiltTheArk I did not she was asking for help. Thanks for letting me know. I will donate in your name.
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@jolopez
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3 years
@bigpapapump210 @MikeTaylorShow Tell all those people where they can line up for a free shot that prevents the need for a hospital stay.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@EliBurton_ @tribelaw If we are debating whether teachers should carry, removing windows and doors from schools, and training students in first aid care so they are ready in case of shootings, it is "bad enough"
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@jolopez
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2 years
Listening to @miketaylorshow and @biggestpuma from the future makes this funny.
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@jolopez
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7 months
@cybrtrkguy That's fine but Tesla should have a leg up on battery tech and range, Tesla promised 500 range, and charging curve sucks.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@MikeTaylorShow doordash, favor. Favor is easiest. Just pick up HEB orders and deliver
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@jolopez
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6 months
@therealdavearn1 @Betsy_Cazden I gave him the first name once. First and last another time."You sure" one more time.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@MikeTaylorShow You, I had to create an AI episode of your show to keep me entertained.
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@jolopez
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10 months
It would be hilarious for Patrick to load up all the jurors and parties on a bus to go to Tarrytown in Austin traffic and take all the time from the defense team #PaxtonTrial #txlege
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@jolopez
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1 year
F* it. Getting vip plates for @MikeTaylorShow @for_keds bbq 04/01. @LonghornRun that morning in Austin. Get on the road to SA for bbq, back up 35 to JW for @taylorswift13
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@jolopez
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3 years
@MikeTaylorShow i can now stream you directly on Tesla. Iheart through TuneIn
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@jolopez
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11 months
@itskerrii @LylesNoah They are called the "NBA Finals" to win the "NBA Championship" @nba does not call it a world championship and neither should the players.
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@jolopez
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6 months
From reddit- cyberbeast no earlier than 04/24. Take it with a grain of salt, but I would not be surprised. The frustration is the lack of info from Tesla updating on dates and reasons for delay.
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@jolopez
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1 year
@ChuckimusPrime @UTSASOSA Imagine being in the prime of your life in one of the best uni in the country but having to march in the heat in SA with a thick ass uniform on when you could be celbrating the end of the semester in Austin but instead have some rando dude with insecurity issues yelling at you
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2 years
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@jolopez
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6 months
@BillAckman @MIT Sir, this is Twitter.
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7 months
@itskyleconner @Out_of_Spec @Tesla Show if it has TACC, autopilot, or
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@jolopez
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1 year
New @MikeTaylorShow cover art for the show. Going to take some getting used to. PS the O looks like an E.
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@jolopez
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2 years
@itskyleconner Lucids gives me Cadillac CT6 vibes. Looks like the middle aged guy came home for Thanksgiving and parked behind his grandmother.
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