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lover boy. people pleaser. couch gamer. retired engineer.
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“I decided” 😂🫵🏾
I decided to have bread and coke for dinner. It cost me 1050 naira 💀.
Bread and coke.
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"My Name is Omowunmi, I'm a developer and I have developed feelings for you"
Fellas whats the worst shot a lady has attempted to shoot at you? This is a safe place
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USEFUL INFORMATION:
Do not attack or throw things at Policemen first at Protests.
No matter how tense it gets, do not attack Policemen first.
Keep it PEACEFUL until you no longer have any option than to defend yourself
Aani sori buruku oh
#SARSMUSTEND
#SarsMustGo
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e say make you fight for your life
Please what does “I like you but I’m a small boy” mean abeg??? Because I really don’t wanna be condescending 😂😂
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small Bitcoin dip and Ire don turn Dj 😭
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I think documenting every part of your children's lives is prolly one of the best things you can do for them.
One thing many people in the abroad seem to have is a chronicle of their lives from childhood.
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Many people in tech without degrees had to work as freelancers for so long because it wasn't exactly easy to get jobs with tech companies.
Grateful for all these startups in naij taking chances on people tbh and to Andela for making it popular.
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low quality problems.
Start a company, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Now my car has turned to mobile filling station to supply the team 😭😂.
Shout out to Tega even helping me find fuel below 650 in this economy.
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Manifesting a 6-figure job at meta as a principal product manager 🙏🏾 ✨
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Two people supposed to be on this list were removed and that doesn't sit well with me.
Oluwafemi Adeniji who built the mobile app and Michael "Trojan" Okoh who was the sole backend engineer and CTO.
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The privilege of moving from your bed to your laptop[office] and still probably earn better is one we shouldn’t take for granted.
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Ekene is one of the best JavaScript devs I've met with many published packages and libraries and he still managed to graduate as the best student in his department (non tech)
Congrats on this and many more to come
You inspire me man
@ashinzekene
🙌
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one white guy randomly stopped me to lecture me about world poverty and was hassling me to donate.
What do you know about poverty, nigga I'm from the world poverty capital 😭
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Building Fintech Products: Lessons Learnt By Flutterwave Engineers | The Flutterwave Blog
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“There’s so much to unpack”
Waiting for Millennials to create rooms on Clubhouse to analyze the banter on the TL 💀
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A THREAD!!
Nigerian Tech Companies and their Hiring processes.
So I've had people tell me stuff (I also have first hand experience) about Nigerian Tech companies and their hiring process.
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“I dislike unpredictability in my life. I don't follow a routine, but I like being in control, having a general plan for where I'm heading in the near future. Uncertainty drives me to anxiety.”
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Was a really tough year for a lot of us. I’m glad it’s over(almost) already. I hope coming years are kinder to us.
Merry Christmas to y’all. I wish you a happy day.
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like a wise man once said - "Frontend with the code, backend with the strokes." 😈
Me trying to toast a tech bro.
"Soooo frontend or backend?"
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Starting out as a software developer on Monday at work and I'm nervous and scaref.
Advice anyone ? Or perhaps your experiences when you first got a job ?
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A SWE built the backend infrastructure for a major fintech company in 9ja.
He tweaked the backend code to leak funds. For every transaction that happened he took 0.2% this happened for a span of 10years.
Myfriend was asked to rebuild the app & that’s how he discovered the theft
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sending my love to everyone hit by layoffs in this period, it’s tough tbh.
I hope things get better ❤️
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There really is no way a company will relocate you for a job role that you do not have any experience in, forget whatever lamba you might have heard at your prayer meetings or during testimony.
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just randomly remembered I went to Paris to see Wizkid last year, decided to go eat naij food just before the concert starts and by the time I finished and I got to the venue, the concert had ended.
I went all the way to Framce just to eat iyan lmao 😂
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That fast nigga collect VC money come dey hire from naij to pay piss poor salaries cos location.
Make them drag the werey shirt 👍🏾
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On this day 1 year ago, innocent civilians were killed by the Nigerian Government just because they dared to speak up against tyranny.
We will never forget.
#EndSARS
#EndSARSMemorial
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Nothing funnier to me these days than seeing 16/17year olds on LinkedIn posturing.
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Low-key built and laid foundation for some of the most amazing products in naij.
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Aired this recruiter then she sends this, Kills me every time I look at it 😂
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almost everyone I'm friend with/acquaintanced with are building startups.
It's surreal.
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Wanted to post pictures of Kofo now and remembered those (mostly horrible) days in Unilag.
We both dropped out of Unilag without any assurance things were going to work out well for us.
Grateful to have come this far alongside you.
Love you hermano
@yoruba_dev
❤️
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yeah I’ve interviewed with your company, it’s not all that. lol
Pro-tip: if you say you have been working "remote" for years and plan on doing so because it's "your thing", your home set-up better be stellar....good lighting, good sound, good camera, good internet.....anything else and I call BS when interviewing.
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I still don’t understand why your static website has a spinner
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Flutterwave acquires Disha, a creator platform that planned to shutter in February | TechCrunch
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Offer them office PS5 with a sprinkle of “we’re family”.
works magic. 🤌🏾
Competing with companies offering $5k+ a month for the same talent is not fun.
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it may take me long to start or get my footing but once I'm in that groove, I'm a fucking delivery boy.
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One of the hardest part about being laid off is that more often than not people’s visa/residency status is tied to their jobs.
People leave their comfort zone to another country and suddenly their lives are put in a limbo.
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Next trick is to spend the next year figuring how to enter big tech cos without being great at DS & Algos
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Want to build search for your React application but don't know how to get started ?
I wrote an article explaining how to build an instant search system and the underlying principles behind it.
Read and help share, thx :)
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Web3 no get space for Vue? Basically all the web3 related job ads want React frontend engineers.
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I don't know what data structure it is, but I want you to be the first in my life and the last out of my life
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Really hope they don’t accept applications then air them like they used to.
Softcom is looking to fill the following roles
Senior Front-End Developer
iOS Dev.
Android Dev.
Back-End Developer
Software Tester
Site Reliability Engineer
If you are a specialist with 3/4+ yrs in the following fields, Send a DM with your email & role you’re interested in.
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I mean, almost all of us collected 50k or less for our initial gigs.
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2 sad things about being in tech are you cannot drag tech companies too much because you know things aren't exactly how they seem and you almost always have one mutual working there 😂
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i have less than 10% of my salary left to spend and its only 4days into the month 😂
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Flutterwave backs Nigeria’s Basketball Team for the 2021 Tokyo Olympics, becomes Team’s Exclusive Payment Partner | The Flutterwave Blog
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Friendly reminder that it's only when you're relatively comfortable that you can reject jobs that underpay you.
So many people can't afford to.
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Before I used to try to impress people by my knowledge of code and be in conversations about it.
These days I hardly have anything to say and do not look forward to being in conversations about it, Just gimme money plis.
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Someone works full-time for you in the capacity of an intern for almost a year built majority of all your web products as an intern then asks for a raise and you tell him he needs to get more training that you can't offer him a full-time role
Fuck you and your company.
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Hi baby girl, I'm a developer I help build dreams and make them come true. text me
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It's really amusing when people think you've got it all figured out, envy your life , meet you for advice and all and yet each time you lay on your bed you're questioning your choices and fighting your demons all by yourself
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Y'all should reach out to your friends that work at Andela to be sure none of them were affected or if they were, help find solutions (jobs, gigs and all)
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you people come on here to disparage Mark and Facebook every day but una worse pass am, lmao.
na who them catch be thief, ki oloun ku suru.
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Dear department of computer science,
Writing code on paper feels so weird. It's not pretty. It's not uniform.
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Nobody:
People Who are just learning to code:
Every Guy was programmed with this code 😂😂
def. ToastingBabe():
If girl =="fine,and ,sexy";
Print("hello baby")
Else
("🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃")
😂😂if you know you know
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are you world class though?
Lol before you try to shade my experience or expertise, make sure you don check my LinkedIn
Don’t come looking like a fool
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Copy and retweet aggressively!!!!!
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This movie I'm watching they legit hacked the whole house security system with HTML, mahn I'm tired 😂😂😂
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Yo people
Forbes are seeking nomination for 30 under 30
So I was thinking
We should nominate Prosper Otemuyiwa
Man's done so much for the community and it's only fair he gets his deserved recognition
@DadaBen_
@LaravelNigeria
@forloopAfrica
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"Technical writer" but basically all you do is paraphrase already written articles.
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I apply for job, you no give me. now you dey send me promotional email 😒
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If your day to day life doesn’t depend on an iPad, I can assure you that you wouldn’t use it for whatever it is you bought it for.
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