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19 Nov, 2023 for entire middle class.
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Our Husband Sanjana.
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Vijay Shankar for Ambati Rayudu and SKY for Sanju Samson. Biggest crime in Indian cricket. History won’t forget.
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Nifty down 250 points - portfolio down by 30K
Nifty up 250 points - portfolio up 435 rs
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4 saal main ek baar hockey dekh ke bhi basic rules pe itna gyaan dene ke liye alag confidence chahiye
Just a thought. Penalty corners are not helping Hockey. Stops the flow of the game. When players reach the D, they are just looking to get a PC by hitting the ball in the opponents leg, instead of trying to score. More field goals needed. PC goals aren’t as pretty.
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My Jain mom slapped me.
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Bhai launde sex ke liye gajab innovative ho gaye hai aajkal.
Can’t believe he laminated the biscuit packet we shared on our first date🥺
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Arjun Kapoor ne 12th ka form bhara hota toh yeh saal pass ho jata 🤣
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I have two tickets of World Cup final but won’t be able to go. I’ll not charge anything for the tickets and will randomly give to one of my followers who retweets and likes this tweet. Will announce winners at 9 PM on Friday.
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John Abhram
Arshad Warsi
Boman Irani
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Bajaj Avenger. Dumbshit can't even fly.
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Taste.
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Ian Bishop knows about Manav Suthar’s Ranji wickets 2 seasons ago.
On the other hand we have commentators like Murli Karthik and Harsha Bhogle who gets paid only to say What a shot and what a ball on air every night.
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Indians won't take Corona virus seriously until there is a Tarak Mehta special awareness episode on it.
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Indian Middle class family’s idea of vacation is going to a religious place somewhere far.
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Tu chutiya mc.
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To my dear deshbhakts,
Raise voice to fix Petrol prices and inflation. Memes on Rahul Gandhi can wait.
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Dogecoin is the Salman Khan of Cryptos. No fundamentals, no sense, no logic. Just unreal fan base.
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*On flight*
Girl-We want Gender equality in every aspect. Naari Shakti✊
*Suddenly plane Hijacked*
Girl-Ladies ko toh jaane do bhaiya please
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We are like brothers. He calls me Bhau.
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Steve Smith: What is Rajasthan famous for?
Owners: Sand...
Steve Smith:
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Modi ji ke bhashan main middle class ke liye sirf memes hi hote hai.
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On behalf of all RR fans to CSK fans - Virat Kohli is still your daddy.
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It costed around 15,000 Sikh lives.
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Gandu watermark laga hua toh hai. Who did this kya likh raha hai
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Mom's side always got the better relatives.
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Me after eating nice South Indian food.
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Chalo fatafat murgi ban jao
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I am a sad person.
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The last time when we had such a grand celebration, the Prince was coming out of borewell.
Celebrations by
@iamsrk
fan clubs continues outside Mannat. Fans here to welcome
#AryanKhan
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Rated this girl’s dance 1 out of 10 on her story and she DM’d me this 😭
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MS Dhoni is doing a better job than Mamta Banerjee in preventing Bangladeshis from "crossing the line."
#AsiaCup2018
#INDvBAN
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It's ok if you don't want to talk. I will never disturb you again. BTW I have cancer. Bye.
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My mom thought Anurag Thakur is N Sitharaman's hindi translator 😂😂😂
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Catch Sanju if you can! 😏
Prove it to us with a screenshot. 👇
#HallaBol
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@IamSanjuSamson
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For me, this was the best thing about the 2003 world cup ❤️
Remember the 2003 World Cup schedule was printed behind Diaries and Calendars and also we used to get it free with Bournvita or Milo. It was blue and light brown in colour with Sachin's photo at the front.
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GIVE BUMRAH WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS. IF HE WANTS THE RASHTRAPATI BHAVAN - DRAUPADI MURMU WILL HAVE TO VACATE.
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You had a failed childhood if you didn't call your Teacher "mummy" by mistake at least once.
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Mine.
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Girl- Baba aashirwad do ke mere boobs bade ho jaaye.
Baba- Tathastu.
Girl- and what about my ass?
Baba- ThatAsstoo.
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If she replies with hmmm then you gotta reply dil de chuke sanam. That's the rule.
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NASA scientists during 2nd half of Swades
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Desh ki maa chudi hui aur tum log Tamasha movie ki gaand mei ghuse hue ho madarchodo.
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And Swach Bharat Abhiyan to divert the attention from the garbage you post all day.
Bullet train! To divert attention from the bullets they pumped into Gauri's heart.
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If I was at twitter, 5 minute ke liye Twitter band kar deta. Kya mast fatt jati sabki 🤣🤣🤣
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*Me gives 3 correct answers of KBC questions till 3000 Rs*
Mummy - Mujhe lagta hai tujhe KBC mei try karna chahiye. Tera chance hai 7 karod jitne ka.
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In India we don’t ask for bill at restaurants. We just look at the waiter and write something in the air.
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