Math dealer🌼
@thegirl_youhate
Followers
15,548
Following
276
Media
6,941
Statuses
114,770
Papa ki accountant/ Mummy ki bai/ Messing around maths to get high✌️ 🌼 Insta-
hell
Joined August 2017
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Argentina
• 332856 Tweets
Colombia
• 305816 Tweets
Yunes
• 290860 Tweets
Senado
• 227364 Tweets
Morena
• 219828 Tweets
Sony
• 145266 Tweets
Selección
• 103915 Tweets
PS5 Pro
• 75551 Tweets
Swalwell
• 69833 Tweets
Bolivia
• 62123 Tweets
Ecuador
• 51762 Tweets
#TemptationIsland
• 44476 Tweets
Dibu
• 44178 Tweets
Copa América
• 39501 Tweets
Barranquilla
• 36924 Tweets
Dave Grohl
• 36397 Tweets
Vargas
• 33970 Tweets
James Rodríguez
• 30402 Tweets
Lola
• 26835 Tweets
Fuera Petro
• 25801 Tweets
#GHLímite1
• 24939 Tweets
#VamosChile
• 18873 Tweets
#Debate2024
• 17493 Tweets
Gareca
• 17384 Tweets
$CATE
• 17018 Tweets
Scaloni
• 13846 Tweets
Mosquera
• 12130 Tweets
ゲーミングPC
• 12023 Tweets
Nico González
• 11041 Tweets
Dybala
• 10952 Tweets
Paredes
• 10477 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Gf- I'm home alone baby
JCB driver bf(at door after 30 mins)-
126
988
4K
I'm a Muslim. I support
#CABBill
. I strongly denounce the protests launched by my muslim brothers across the nation. They either didn't understand the bill and have been manipulated or they're knowingly targeting the govt as a political move. But I'm very proud of it. Jai Hind🇮🇳
715
2K
7K
I asked my dad to treat me exactly like my brother and now I’m tweeting this from Electricity Boards Office standing in line to pay the bill 😢😢
315
2K
6K
How india treated mughals vs how mughals treated india
55
1K
5K
I haven’t seen any bjp supporter not celebrating Vinesh Phogat performance.
But I saw many liberals/congressi making fun of Manu bhakar just for saying she read geeta a lot.
So shut the fuck up.
Not a single BJP supporter wanted Vinesh Phogat to win.
They celebrated when Sikh athlete, who supported farmers protest, lost
They celebrated when Bajrang Punia got suspended
They celebrated when Vinesh lost in semis of 53kg
They are the real Desh ke Gaddar.
500
3K
14K
32
959
5K
Arre to aur kya tumhara lahanga aur makeup chahiye hoga unko?
163
344
3K
ALLAH NE QURAN KE 4TH CHAPTER KE 5TH VERSE MEIN LIKHA HAI "BAJAO DHOL NIKALO SAWARI AA GAYE HAI BHAGWA DHAARI"
104
573
2K
Kidnapper - we've kidnapped your daughter
My mother - Please let me speak to her
Kidnapper - she's here
My mother - ek achha ladka dekha hai tere liye
54
434
2K
New Zeeland me bhi tanav hai zara
Pata karo waha bhi chunav hai kya?
-Rahat kanpuriya
46
573
2K
Please buy bcoz you need it, there is nothing wrong with this pic except your mentality 😖😖
80
390
2K
India Chand pe pohach gya aur Pakistan abhi bhi China ke lode pe baitha hai.
105
376
2K
When Karni sena was rioting.
Rajputs should be ashamed.
When peacefuls are rioting.
'Hindus should be ashamed and are bigots.'
Going to request David Dhawan to cast you in ‘Bigot no 1.’ .. you are perfect for the part.
3K
2K
13K
34
631
1K
I have no problem with any religion but chutiyapa in the name of religion??
Hum Muslim hai humko burkha pahan ke exam dene do
Kal ko jain bolenge hume nanga baithne do exam me 😑😑
124
495
1K
You send hi to indian girls and boom you are creep and exposed on TL with bhayankar lectures and bejjati 🤣🤣🤣
86
495
1K
@ZairaWasimmm
For Anyone who doesn't want to read 6 pages "i wanna quit Bollywood bcoz my allah and quran doesn't allow me, in other words ab kaam aur attention dono nahi mil raha hai"
123
182
1K
Arre madarchod logo ek bande ne khud apne maa baap ko bataya tha ki wo murd$r karke aaya hai bsdk gand me daal lo apna law and order.
102
342
1K
Kuch ne to shadi karke galti kar di, like your parents.
Nothing makes my heart happier than divorce rates going up. Women aren’t here to take your shit. Behave or fucking be left. Hallelujah.
931
527
3K
49
267
1K
I told my mom that anoop jalota has 28 years old gf and she was like "jaldi shadi kara du teri nahi toh tu damad ki jagah sasur na le aaye"
55
340
1K
As usual too late🤦♀️ i was supposed to do it after India's win in semifinal😢
#JhumkaTwitter
186
48
1K
Yeah and we are thankful to the majority of Indians that we didn't choose the joke as our PM.
According to trends, we can continue making Modi jokes for another 5 years.
#ElectionResults2019
145
781
6K
20
238
952
Sir aap ek bar thuk do Pak me bas😍😍
46
231
823
My Muslim neighbors haven't packed their bags yet I'm losing faith in BJP😩😩
125
126
785
Aatankwadiyo se maa chudwate ho, sharam nhi aati?? 😒😒
43
175
757
Inko lag raha inka snake bhi aise pyar se pakedegi 🙄
If I was straight, I would have proposed this girl for a marriage ❤️ reptiles are ❤️
224
702
2K
88
241
777
After being sick for many I managed to look decent🥺🥺please send tareef☺️
138
12
757
This is your peaceful protest where you shout out "hinduo se chahiye azadi" hinduo ki kabar khudegi"??
This bill is not even about Indian Muslims and they're protesting like they're being thrown out of the country.
31
311
697
Maharashtrians to uddhav who voted shivsena bcoz of BJP.
11
132
642
Now Virgins are spreading rumours of world ending in 18 months just to persuade ppl to have sex with them.
Man this is ridiculous.
Btw world is ending in 18 months.
61
96
660
When you ask your best friends to hype you in front of your crush😭😭
22
188
636
Dhudh pilate ho kya??
95
135
597
RT if feminism hasn't reached your home
And your mom does everything selflessly for your family ❤️❤️
19
423
613
"Respect girls" "respect women "
Ladke kya gand marane aaye hai duniya me??
81
405
615
When born in a middle class family, your dreams die first.
48
170
626
Omg am i exposed guys?? Ab kya karu? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
93
103
561
I was in auto with this guy, and I seriously never felt this safe before in a auto with any stranger, He gave me my space and didn't try to touch or anything unlike others and asked me if i was comfortable
Hey whoever you were, we need more men like you😇👍
31
51
619
Getting a govt job in India is a certificate of being successful
58
77
608
He- what's your name?
She- Nimki, par pyar se sab Nim bulate😀
He- thank god tumhara naam chutki nhi hai🤣🤣🤣
Blocked*
59
267
582
He - Humare saath sex karegi?
.
She - No
.
He - Randi saali
*Thats how some people think*
61
160
581
Tu khud gir gaya hai mujhe niche girane ki koshish me
Tere pairo se jo lipta hai wo mai nahi hu
Tere apman ke is bhar se kaise jhuk jaunga
Mai tiranga hu koi jhoothi shan nhi hu
Veero ke badan pe se hi lipta hu aajtak
Tujh jaiso ke samman ka mohtaz nahi hu🇮🇳
Someone dance by wrapping our flag around her body - that’s disgrace of our flag but if someone puts other country’s flag under the shoes that’s not disgrace - rather people are appreciating. Wow! Theek ja rahy ho Pakistanio 👏🏻
558
2K
5K
44
314
555
Imagine kohli joining bjp and giving speech be like - ye bsdk rahul ko bolna tak to aata nahi PM banega maa ka loda😂😂😂
34
157
528
Gai bakri chhod dete ho eid pe?? Kam se kam hum kat'te to nahi hai, har cheej pe randi rona sahi nahi hai.
27
183
526
Have been following him since last year never saw him harassing anyone and i think he is looking good in this pic, it's okay to not like a party or their supporters but stop being a bitch
9
148
528
What i saw today is freaking me out
You can't trust anyone here not even girls
They flirt, they send pics, they sext and then accuse the boy of sexual harassment and molestation
Dude what??????
53
216
558
Can't wait to get married and ask my husband in the morning 'ae lavde chai tera baap banayega??"
147
68
559
Sir I'll be Christian on Monday and citizen of Britain to support Boris Johnson.
Ha ha. Muslim today, Jain tomorrow, what on Monday?
10
8
39
19
71
450
Nirbhaya kand ko 7 saal ho gaye abhi tak law and order ki gand me ghuse hai kuch nahi hua, aur wo lavda kejriwal unko silai machine aur paise diya gand silne ke liye.
26
103
484
Desh ki maa chudi hai aur tum log ko bigg boss ki gand me ghusna hai.
45
70
476
Iske liye tum raat me 3-4 baje uth ke fact checking kar rahe ho?? Kaam dhandha nhi hota din me??
50
86
439
What the fuck is wrong with ppl
You don't need to make fun of everything that's happening
Have some shame
60
342
442
This is Congress's dalli
14
48
423
I've master degree in mathematics and i was rejected in an interview coz a girl with big boobs got that job😡😡😡I can relate
62
63
460
Mom watching news*
Mom- ye priyanka ka pati isse 11 saal chhota hai??
Me- haan to kya hua?
Mom- tuition band aaj se tere😤
32
109
458
Blessing your TL, it kinda lifted up my mood, better than many of elite tiktokers
17
133
450
Ek jhapad maro to char baar gire ye, magar himmat dekho😂😂😂
28
127
392
*At police station*
liberal-Sir,isne mujhe bahut buri tarah se mara
Inspector-The solution is not in violence but in dialogue.This is what violence gets us,it’s a circle n it hasn’t stopped
We are right to be angry n it’s importa....
Liberal-Arre bhen ke lode tu use mar na.
4
170
407
Car kidhar hai??
23
89
437
Me- how much for this bra??
Salesman- 3k ma'am
Me(looking at my small tits) - bruh you don't deserve this😑😑 *buys a bra worth 300rs*
36
30
424
@vikaskyogi
Dusro ko niche girane me kuch log bahot niche gir jate hai
Shame on you for posting edited video just to degrade our PM.
20
218
410
Felt beautiful today, you don't need to agree though :)
77
17
408