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Satire, sarcasm, puns, jokes on current affairs. Blocks abusers with the middle finger.
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Joined January 2010
Btw, Kangana Ranaut is the first person to contest an election on a BJP symbol, and get a Congress symbol after winning.
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Today, Modiji said-."BJP has done as much in just 4 yrs as Congress did in 60 yrs.". A few days ago, Modiji said-."Congress ruined India in 60 yrs.".
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According to Abhi and Niyu, Dhruv Rathee shouldn't make videos about dictatorship in India because he doesn't live in India anymore. But Abhi and Niyu can make videos about China k*lling democracy in Canada because they eat Hakka noodles on maple leaf plates.
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Rupee at 84. It is mayhem. Close to an economic crisis. But well, Chetan Bhagat is silent.
Rupee at 60. It is mayhem. Close to an economic crisis. But well, the government is silent.
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The most hilarious and logical explanation of why people are celebrating it as BJP's loss, even when they've won technically. 😂
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All CMs should respect the PM. It's another matter that the present PM didn't respect the previous PM when the present PM was CM.
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In new India, when we lose a cricket match to Pakistan, we abuse our players. But when we do worse than Pakistan in Global Hunger Index, we defend our govt.
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Say it again, Abhi.
In a real dictatorship, videos that call an elected Prime Minister a dictator are not allowed to be released. Just saying.
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Basically, he has 2 election strategies. Odd days: You are in danger. Vote for me. I will protect you. Even days: I am in danger. Vote for me. They want to harm me.
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Neeraj Chopra aise hi world champion nahi bana. His coach also deserves credit.
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That weird moment, when migrant labourers from UP & Bihar want to go back home, and Shiv Sena wants them to stay in Mumbai. #Bandra.
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Spread positivity. Tell people Modi is not coming back in 2024.
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Tomorrow's headlines: Bengal maintains social distancing with BJP, Kerala sanitized.
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These are not just tears of an electoral loss. These are tears of a man who is too used to having everything in his control. And suddenly he finds it all slipping out of his grip.
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Eventually, Komal Sharma will be the only girl student who is allowed to enter an educational institution wearing a hijab.
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If Nirmala Sitharaman realises how many memes are made on her everyday, she'll impose 18% GST on that too.
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Lawrence Bishnoi gang offered 5 crore to anyone who shoots Salman Khan. Karni Sena has announced 1 crore 11 lakh award to any policeman who encounters Lawrence Bishnoi. Don't ask what the govt is doing about it. Nirmala Sitaraman might just introduce a bounty tax.
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Bhakts find Rahul Gandhi's interview of Raghuram Rajan comical, and Akshay Kumar's interview of Modiji informative.
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Chitra Tripathi defended the investigation against Srinivas. Chitra Tripathi tagged Srinivas when her relative needed Oxygen. Don't be like Chitra Tripathi.
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- One CM in jail.- Another CM arrested.- EC changed.- INC bank account frozen. Aur kya karna padta hai 400+ seats ke liye? . (Asking for the world's most popular leader).
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The tragedy is, you don't know the value of a Dr. Manmohan Singh until you get a Narendra Modi. #HappyBirthdayDrMMSingh.
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The new generation of voters might not know, but in 2014 Modi had promised to make Varanasi like Kyoto.
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Taandav hurt religious sentiments. Mirzapur hurt regional sentiments. But a Chinese village in Arunachal doesn't hurt nationalist sentiments.
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Indeed a very symbolic image. Modiji is leading the world on the way down.
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ISRO Chief Somnath sir is a very busy man. This is a rare occasion in which he can be seen wasting his time.
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When Pakistan attacks us, we retaliate with a surgical strike. When China encroaches on our territory, we uninstall Chinese apps from our Chinese phones.
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Changes observed after the results:. - 'Modi sarkar' changed to 'NDA sarkar'. - Modi said 'Jai Jagannath' instead of 'Jai Shri Ram' at the BJP meet. - Jaishankar wrote 'Vishwabandhu' instead of 'Vishwaguru' in his tweet. - Modi didn't change his dress the entire day today.
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Gareeb ki plate mein pulao aaya hai,.Suna hai desh mein chunaav aaya hai.
🚨 Indian Railways cuts ticket prices for passenger trains by 50%.
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This is the most important part of Dhruv Rathee's latest video. He explains how the 4 departments of BJP IT Cell brainwash the masses through WhatsApp propaganda. Share max for awareness.
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Congratulations to Md. Zubair and Pratik Sinha on being named front runners for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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The reporter tried to get a statement against Rahul Gandhi from Shankaracharya Avimukteshwaranand Sarswati ji. Unfortunately for godi media and BJP, not everyone can be misled by them.
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How parties decide who will be their Finance Minister:. Congress-."We need someone with experience and degrees in Economics from Cambridge, Oxford, Harvard.". BJP-."Tum mein se English kisko aati hai?".
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England is a weird country. They just won the world cup and their media is not even thanking their PM.
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Congratulations to Ajay Devgn, Karan Johar, Ekta Kapoor and Suniel Shetty on joining the IT Cell. Of course, Akshay Kumar was always there.
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A coconut from Kerala was smashed on a road in UP during inauguration. The road broke, the coconut didn't. Consider it before voting.
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We're Indians. We make more noise about police atrocities in the USA than in Tamil Nadu.
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BJP is going to contest 2024 elections in alliance with 38 parties and support of AajTak, Times Now, India Today, News18, Zee News, News18, NDTV, ABP, ED, IT, CBI, NCB, ECI, Akshay, Kangana, Beer Biceps, Skoda Laura-Lehsun. And IT Cell will say- "Ek akela. ".
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When ur dyng, and suddenly u remember there'll be no GST on ur funeral.
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France has appointed a judge to look into the Rafale deal. Our govt has 3 problems here. 1. He's in France. 2. He doesn't go for morning walk. 3. He can't go to Rajya Sabha.
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Tajinder Bagga says-."Leftists are terrørists.". Tajinder Bagga's organisation is called Bhagat Singh Kranti Sena. Bhagat Singh was Leftist.
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The government hasn't yet been formed, but the opposition is already at their job. Congress demands a JPC to look into the exit poll scam, and the investment advice given by the PM and HM, on a particular channel.
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Repeat after me-.Kangana Ranaut is just an upgraded version of Rakhi Sawant with Central govt support.
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Rahul Gandhi said- Lalit and Nirav also have 'Modi' in their name. - He got a defamation suit.- Sentenced for 2 yrs.- Disqualified from Parliament. The PM said- East India Company and Indian Mujahideen also had 'India' in their name. - No case?.- No sentence?.- No.
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2 nominations rejected.8 nominations withdrawn.BJP's Surat candidate wins unopposed. Visual representation:
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Vir Das comes from two Indias. One India watches his full video and appreciates it. The other India circulates a 15 seconds clip and outrages over it.
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Rubika tried hard to defend pawpaw. But pawpaw is two steps ahead. 😂
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Nitish Kumar and Chandrababu Naidu should take their call at the earliest. If they take too long to decide, Devendra Fadnavis might take oath as PM at 4 am tomorrow morning.
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In a world of Rubikas, Anjanas, Navikas and Chitras, you need a spine to be a Sarah Jacob. Cause Effect
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Finally came across a video in which someone has countered Dhruv Rathee logically and point by point. Do watch.
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If Rahul Gandhi uses a cushion to sit on a tractor, he's called a 'Shehzada.'. Meanwhile, Modiji buys 2 planes for ₹8,000 cr of taxpayer money for his own use, and he's still a 'Fakeer.'.
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Arnab Goswami has challenged Uddhav Thackeray, Sanjay Raut and Anil Deshmukh for a one-to-one interview. They should accept the challenge, and send Kunal Kamra to face the interview on their behalf.
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Kinda shocked to know Sachin scored 100 centuries with zero balls.
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Don't be mistaken. This man is angry with the bank manager for deducting tax, not with the govt for imposing it.
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A stadium named after the man who united India has been renamed after a man who's dividing it.
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Saw a video where a Bhakt is saying he'll vote for Modi even if petrol price is ₹200/litre. I don't blame him. He probably thinks 200 is less than 80.
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RW influenzas don't question the govt. They question those who question the govt.
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A democracy is run by the majority, but is judged by how it treats its minorities.
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People are planting BJP flags in potholes. This will serve two purposes. Firstly, passersby will know from a distance that there is a pothole ahead. Secondly, they will know who is responsible for it.
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"If politicians stop interfering in religion, I guarantee I'll stop talking about politics.". - Shankaracharya Avimukteshwaranand ji
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Agree or not, Zomato is still better than Modi sarkar. At least Zomato delivers.
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Sab kuchh shantipurvak tareeke se chal raha hai - Season 2 😂
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A woman tweeted, "This country doesn't feel like home anymore.". She was mass trolled, harassed, abused, and proved right.
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Adani ji was maintaining Guwahati airport well. But 70 yrs of Congress misrule caused heavy rains today, due to which there was a downpour inside the airport. Nehru should answer for this.
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Educated youth are asked to sell pakoras, while this specimen of nepotism is BCCI Secretary.
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Imagine a pack of 52 cards, all of Jokers. No matter how much you reshuffle it, you still get a Joker.
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Once upon a time, India's youth idolized Bhagat Singh & Chandrashekhar Azad. Then they idolized Shahrukh Khan & Sachin Tendulkar. Now they idolize Hindustani Bhau & Carry Minati.
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Breaking: Rangoli Chandel tested positive for islamophobia & bigotry. Suspended.
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The richest party in India with the support of the richest businessmen could not buy Ravish Kumar.
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"Never vote for the people who say your caste/religion is in trouble. They're the ones who will instigate you." - Vijay Sethupathi
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Sir @akshaykumar, I've a story idea for a film. A college student is beaten by goons. He goes to complain. Police doesn't register it. He sits on dharna. Police beats him up. So he decides to focus on studies. He becomes a lawyer & then he beats up both, goons & police. THE END.
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*Costs*.Chandrayaan 1 : ₹386 cr.Chandrayaan 2: ₹978 cr.Chandrayaan 3: ₹617 cr.PM's two planes: ₹8,458 cr. We spent less money on sending missions to the moon, than we spent on sending the PM abroad.
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It's tough to be Arnab Goswami. Yesterday, he was asking liberals, "Where is the encounter?" And today, he has to defend it.
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Sambit Patra sharing 'Congress toolkit' is kinda weird. Coz that's a fake doc sharing a fake doc.
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3 hrs of rain in Delhi gets more coverage in national media than a 100 lives lost in Assam floods. Strange!.
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History will remember, this govt did more in response to Rihanna's one tweet than they did in response to the Chinese village in Arunachal.
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If you watch Tejasvi Surya's press conference, you'll know why Modiji doesn't give one.
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My neighbourhood WhatsApp uncle was going to the polling booth to vote. "Choose wisely," I said to him. "Why are you against BJP?" He asked.
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Haters may not agree, but UP is the safest state in India if you want to commit a crime.
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Buying a car? Pay tax. Buying fuel? Pay tax. Driving a car? Pay tax. Servicing a car? Pay tax. Selling a car? Pay tax. But don't complain about potholes or you'll be called anti-national.
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