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@jjjjjjalen

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St. Louis raised me. Views and jokes are my own.

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Mondaze
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@jjjjjjalen
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Earth was tryna tell her to take this tf off😭😭😭😭😭😭
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The Rogue Princess | 🇵🇸
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she caught the earthquake during a grwm
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@jjjjjjalen
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The details of how they put this together is so cool. $130 million custom venue just for her residency and every ticket came with a train ticket to get to and from the concert because they didn’t have parking for everyone
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Imagine being able to pull a show of this magnitude off 🤯
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@jjjjjjalen
Jalen
8 months
And happy hour should end at 7-8pm not no damn 6pm tf. Can I get in this mf first
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pam
8 months
what happened to happy hour drinks being $5/$6??? $10-$12 is not happy hour when the normal price is $13-$15 smh
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@jjjjjjalen
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I be in everybody likes! That’s where the real comedy is. This is a tough day for me
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@jjjjjjalen
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7 months
AND. Next time have it together bitches
@Complex
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Kelly Rowland reportedly left the set of NBC's 'Today' show because her dressing room wasn't fixed to her liking.
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@jjjjjjalen
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The job market is so bad right now I’m having to tell myself to just be thankful I guess.
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@jjjjjjalen
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3 months
This her homegirl
@Glock_Topickz
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Lori Harvey stares the paparazzi down while spotted at lunch with Luka Sabbat in Paris (Via: @TheShadeRoom )
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@jjjjjjalen
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Schoolboy Q said “two kids same baby mama, all black” lmaooo more of that please
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@jjjjjjalen
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2 months
Girl abolish you.
@ScottieBeam
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Abolish heavily seasoned fries. Thank you.
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@jjjjjjalen
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6 months
Nothing like that fresh shave on my bald head ass 🤓
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@jjjjjjalen
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3 months
I for one am getting married and spoiling my spouse and creating a family. Idk what yall doing or what yall be talking about
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@jjjjjjalen
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@_jwigz Easily one of the worse songs so far this year lmao
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@jjjjjjalen
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America has completely showed its ass since March 2020. Bitch you not tired?
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@jjjjjjalen
Jalen
7 months
She look fye and people in the quotes tryna be funny bc yall not used to bitches with no type of edge or swagger lmao. I love it
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the culture | magazine
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@jjjjjjalen
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Well if yall don’t like my ideas yall come up with something. Since you got your degree and think you know every thing
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@jjjjjjalen
Jalen
4 months
Give me managers that have partners and children. Managers that are chronically single end up being way too obsessed with work like they have nothing else to live for. Have yall noticed that
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@jjjjjjalen
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@themanthemuse “Or just me” took me tf out 😭😭😭😭
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@jjjjjjalen
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3 months
I don’t date people I’m not obsessed with from head to toe. I don’t see how yall be fucking with people yall lowkey hate deep down
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@jjjjjjalen
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One of one 🙂‍↕️
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@jjjjjjalen
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8 months
As a nigga it’s kinda crazy to have to admit that women literally always reach a new goal or level up in some way after they finally leave a nigga. LMAOOO like its undeniable statistics
@PopBase
Pop Base
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Keke Palmer becomes the first woman in 15 years to win the Emmy for Best Game Show Host. She wins for ‘Password.’
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Another year being that nigga smh
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@jjjjjjalen
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Top 5 nasty you ain’t even gotta ask me
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@jjjjjjalen
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7 months
Came up on these suede trousers on sale and 😍😍😍😍😍
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@jjjjjjalen
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6 months
🤓
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@inlew_of
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if you can pull off a beard or no beard… quote this w both. 👀
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@jjjjjjalen
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6 months
Happy Saturday love you
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Dad at work
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@jjjjjjalen
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Not happy to be here 🫤
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@jjjjjjalen
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8 months
Noah beanies last forever. Had this one since 2017
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@Brita_Be_Like
🤎 Bri-yoncé 🤎
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What do wholesome men look like, exactly?
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@jjjjjjalen
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Kelly took it
@LeeLovesBey
lesego.
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what a beautiful picture with even more beautiful women
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@jjjjjjalen
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Champagne Dad 😭♓️🍾
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@jjjjjjalen
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I need a glass of red wine
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@jjjjjjalen
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8 months
I have to reset my facial hair every few months it gets ugly and stale to me idk it’ll grow back
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@jjjjjjalen
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I wanna post this picture in my underwear but ion want yall thinking im a freaky frog 🤣🤣
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@jjjjjjalen
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🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄
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@jjjjjjalen
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I love pilates because as a runner and someone trying to healthy holistically it is great for my recovery and mental. 2-3x a week and I see results but I also have a super high metabolism. Start with traditional Pilates before you venture into Lagree (google the difference).
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@jjjjjjalen
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6 months
Even at 30 I might call you weird for tryna date a 22 year old lmao
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@jjjjjjalen
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5 months
The girls still only could wish to reach this level of flow, cadence, and luxury.
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Does lil Kim Hardcore album get talked about enough in female rap discussions?
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Tuesday
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Euro 💶 Summer
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