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@themanthemuse
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6 years
Absolutely no one: Me:
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@themanthemuse
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And the thing is... this is how the songwriting process actually works... FOR EVERYONE. It’s weird that the internet has made y’all think that all rappers are supposed to write every single syllable when... *whispers* most don’t.
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@themanthemuse
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@itsTimHell Wait... this is the makings of a psycho. And I’m not talking about the girl that hit first lol. Why would candle blower smile like that after getting yanked up??? They Gon have to watch her lmao
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
Whenever black ppl say “well you know it’s supposed to rain” that mean they not trying to leave the house
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3 years
Next relationship I get in I think I’m going to ask for a $1,500 security deposit
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
Who knew Love, Victor was gonna level up like this? I…
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5 years
No one: Black gays when they move to LA:
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
Asking me to “hang out” at 2am is pathetic. Where is your dignity? Where is your self respect? Where is your house? What is your address?
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
@perfectpat6 Right cause I’m sure she was correct
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@reesonabledoubt @CeejDoezIt A Legendary beef we have no historical context for but laughed anyway
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@themanthemuse
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7 months
@jjjjjjalen I just choked! Lmao it’s her backing up and feeling proud either way 😅😅😅
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I would love to sit Lauryn Hill down and have a chat. Because a portion of her version of reality is so interesting to me and I can’t figure out just how she got to it.
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@themanthemuse
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8 months
Bring back our waves
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@Coolness941 Several things here: 1) I love us Libras 2) I don’t like the way the audience was looking at her 3) I would’ve been pissed at Carson for taking so long to warm up to participating 4) Nick wishes he got picked out the audience 5) why is everyone so gagged? 6) racism.
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@themanthemuse
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8 years
*message send failure* is a sign from god that you need to shut up
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
Uncle Clifford rule # 51,081: Don’t try to be everyone’s cup of tea. Cause then you ain’t Gon have none to sip on for yourself.
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
This is a reminder…
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@themanthemuse
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17 days
I need to know who in the DC UAE or HBCU college fashion show world choreographed the back half of this piece NEOW!!!!! LISA!!!! What??? Lmao
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lisa’s entire performance at the victoria’s secret show
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
…Until then I’ll be home alone
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
He’s baaaccccckkkkk
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@themanthemuse
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3 months
Normani not caring about this album and I’m still over here like Mmm-ah-Mmm-ah is so funny to me.
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
@ChubbiiPapii Lauryn not being a city girl is a myth lmao
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@themanthemuse
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6 years
I really be in love with my friends. I think it’s supposed to be that way.
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
@Keisean They think they at hogwarts
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
1000% inebriated in this picture.
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
@heezdabomb A gay man. I love her so much.
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@themanthemuse
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5 years
@vanverbatim Before the world hated Kanye West he showed y’all that he had ALL of Wu-Tang, Andre 3000, Q-Tip, Mos Def, and the entire GOOD music roster in the studio with him while he was making MBDTF... to help write and edit... like... what are we even talking about
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2 years
@TerryThierry The social cues amongst super Christians are non existent sometimes and this is proof. Lady part of this ain’t your story to tell. She’s sooo strange omg
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@themanthemuse
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6 months
😓
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
Where can I watch #RRRMovie ?
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
@CoreyHollandd “Where the fuck is y’all from?” And “I’m going with yall” gotta be my fave parts though lmao
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@themanthemuse
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11 months
@muhfcknDJANIEL Jolly ol St. Nick
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@themanthemuse
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5 years
@antzinyopants I’m just saying that it’s all the same... Jay-Z and 2Chainz literally go in the booth and freestyle until they get the rhyme right... BUT they never have acted like no one touched their songs. Songwriting is collaborative AF. Don’t let these recent rap beefs fool you.
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@themanthemuse
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6 months
@JDMorganxx Now I wanna watch the movie lmao a classic
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@themanthemuse
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7 months
1 and then the 2.
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
Wizkid dresses to me… idc.
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
@Vince_Volta He look like he was about to cry
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
IG saw it first or whateva
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@themanthemuse
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8 years
*direct deposit hits me: I ain't talking to you broke bitches i got money now
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5 years
If you are black, a woman between the ages of 26 and 30, went to an HBCU, make more than $60K a year and work in DC for the government or adjacent to it... is it a requirement that you have this bag?
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@themanthemuse
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7 months
Message failed to send
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
Your hole is mine!!!!
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Not texting you.
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@themanthemuse
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11 months
So good, so sweet, ain’t nuffin like them boys from Soufeast.
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
John Legend will fill out a fucking slack you hear me?
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@themanthemuse
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2 months
“freak offs” was also code for MEN… ijs
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
This furthers my confusion on if this is an adult or not.
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the way there’s no excuse anymore
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
Niggas be sooo mad when you on the same thing they on. What’s wrong twin?
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6 years
This video of beyonce trying to dodge Jason Lee is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen... I know in her head she was like “I told Jay I didn’t wanna invite all these ppl in our damn house”
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2 years
Lil Nas X looks like a Most Wanted Hunnie
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2 years
Beyoncé being so weird right now. I can’t wait to see the bigger picture.
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5 years
See America... but all y’all wanna show is black ppl arguing in line. These hwhite ppl are losing it as well.
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Chicken sandwich is back but Knuckle sandwiches available for a limited time only
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@themanthemuse
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5 years
Me: Lord send me a good man God: I sent you a good man and you said he chewed weird Me:
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@joshuedwrds How I look at my dates before hating their guts
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4 years
@blacksocialite @theerkj different delivery and intonation each time!!!! Raven was The DOLL!!!
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3 years
@andremichael @KekePalmer ANDREEEEE!!!! I closed my laptop on this part!!! Give our girl a show!!!
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@themanthemuse
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8 years
Ryan Destiny the prettiest girl on primetime television...
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@themanthemuse
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5 months
It’s almost 5am and this is me naked in my living room
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@themanthemuse
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17 days
@itsSeanBankhead I am not playing with you!!!!!!! The fucking references never fail!!!! I screamed at the 2:32 mark because what HBCU did you make Lisa go to? Lmao
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
The TL talking about the Rated R Era?
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@themanthemuse
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5 years
A rebrand
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@themanthemuse
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7 years
This time next year I'll be living so good I won't remember your name.
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2 months
Wassup? @Franque__
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11 months
Wait a minute motherfucker.
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@themanthemuse
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10 months
@BobbyKingDeal Really really bad
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
@Marcellomj What type of lungs are needed to do this? I ain’t got em.
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4 years
LENF check
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
Colored contacts are a choice. A bad one.
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
Don’t talk to non music heads about singers... trust me
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Let me see your face cards.
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He’s a Multidisciplinary Pluralist. 📸 @Kollinbenson_
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@themanthemuse
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Bought into the dream, cashed in on the reality
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The fact that this is gogo…
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Afro Rock has now entered the chat!
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
Missing the weekend.
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-You look good baby -yea I know
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@themanthemuse
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4 years
BODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY ODY
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
Confession: Shakira’s “She Wolf” was a HIT to me.
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4 years
I just overheard “ugh! I’m so ready to get cute, I’m tired of looking like my bills come first” Y’all I’m wheezing lmao
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@themanthemuse
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Megan’s taste in men is concerning... but so is most of y’alls... so...
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drop a flick out your “favorites” folder
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drop a flick out your “favorites” folder
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@themanthemuse
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3 years
Have Mercy is the Gen-Z Check Up On it and I’m kinda of screaming
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6 years
@DillonJaden THE SOUND EFFECTS!
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3 years
Craig of the Creek has become my favorite cartoon to watch working from home. They got these lil kids remixing Cameo.
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5 years
I don’t know who needs to hear this but
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3 years
Cheech & Chong (ft. @1RWJR )
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3 years
Everyone’s been telling me I’m such a mood...
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2 years
You just had to be there.
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
My Ceremony Includes…
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@themanthemuse
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@tribecalledquis @JohnyLovely_ “You just getting up? Make your own!”
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4 years
@_JustDenver A drag queen’s Breast plate.
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8 years
"Girl choke, you're not good at anything, you're not particularly attractive, and you're a liar & a thief" - @KidFury Dawg I am hollering
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@themanthemuse
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2 years
If you see this, drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover.
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If you see this, drop a photo of you that looks like an album cover.
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@themanthemuse
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Why doesn’t Lil Kim have a coffee table book of all of her looks? Everyone wanna look like her anyway. May as well sell the blueprint.
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