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James Beaton

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Formerly Librarian, now retired, Gaelic speaker, Bagpipes, Inveraray #haemochromatosis - the venesections work. Germanophile. Emerging Hispanophone. Own views

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James Beaton
7 months
I remember the last total eclipse here in 1999. It was the sudden drop in temperature that struck me.
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James Beaton
3 years
Evidently the teaching of Latin in Glasgow’s schools did not go to waste….😂😂
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Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE🏅🎖️🥇🥇
3 years
Verum haec
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James Beaton
4 years
Why do I become unreasonably annoyed by the presence of Douglas Ross on my television screen?
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James Beaton
4 years
I’m always amused by this.
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James Beaton
4 months
Indeed.
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James Beaton
2 years
I mean really?
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James Beaton
9 months
I don’t want effing tax cuts. I want decent public services.
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Sue Reeve ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🕊️🕷️🇺🇦
9 months
Chancellor considers further national insurance cut to take heat off Rishi Sunak
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James Beaton
10 months
A bunch of shits in the shit then?
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James Beaton
5 months
@DanielLambert29 @jjsalmo Interesting thread. We were in Argentina and Uruguay in April, and what was interesting was that when changing money the rate for GBP was nowhere to be seen. US dollars and Euros were the preferred currencies (as was the Brazilian currency but for different reasons).
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James Beaton
2 years
Who indeed will think of, and act for the white private school boys?
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James Beaton
6 months
This is a good one too.
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James Beaton
3 years
This is my great grandparents’ wedding china.
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James Beaton
1 year
She’s all heart, eh.
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James Beaton
3 years
I am sad enough to find this very funny….
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James Beaton
1 year
@EadeDebbie My eyebrows shot up at “they don’t speak Spanish…”
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James Beaton
2 years
Sunday morning traffic.
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James Beaton
4 years
So, that’s it retirement time. Time for a bit of this.
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James Beaton
3 months
At Inveraray Highland Games.
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James Beaton
7 months
This made me laugh.
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James Beaton
8 months
The horror.
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James Beaton
4 years
I haven’t seen this tweeted for a while. It always makes me laugh.
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James Beaton
3 years
Glasgow looking good
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James Beaton
9 months
So 75% don’t think that, which is one of these overwhelming majorities, I’d say.
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TimesEditorScotland
9 months
🔺A quarter of Scots believe that devolution has been bad for the country, a poll has found.
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James Beaton
8 months
Excellent!
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James Beaton
11 months
I have found that speaking Gaelic to them makes them stop altogether.
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Alastair McIntosh
11 months
I have devised a new method for dealing with junk callers. I politely ask them for the second and the fourth number of their PIN so that I can verify their identity.
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James Beaton
2 years
This rings a bell.
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James Beaton
10 months
Borders can be controlled both ways, eh. Who’d have thought it?
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James Beaton
5 months
No, no, no, no, no, no, no……
@Rainmaker1973
Massimo
6 months
Royal Caribbean's Icon of the Seas. At 248,663 gross tonnage (GT), it is the largest cruise ship in the world. The vessel has a max carrying capacity of 7,600 guests and 2,350 crew. [📹 thecruisespotter]
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James Beaton
4 years
Masterchef is good. Great British Menu is better. #MasterChef #GreatBritishMenu
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James Beaton
1 year
Yikes.
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James Beaton
9 months
Well, I’m over 50 (over 60 truth be told) and he can do one.
@sgfmann
George Mann
9 months
Sunday Express: RISHI TARGETS SAGA VOTES TO WIN ELECTION #TomorrowsPapersToday
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James Beaton
4 years
It’s quite nice feeling to have taught the woman singing Auld Lang Syne on BBC Scotland.
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James Beaton
9 months
Breed them to die. The cry of those who have never fought and never needed to throughout the ages.
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James Beaton
2 years
The horror. It’s Apocalypse Now in the Cotswolds.
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James Beaton
10 months
Sad to read of Tom Wilkinson’s death.
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James Beaton
1 year
Me.
@seventiesuk
Seventies Time Machine UK
1 year
Who remembers the Long Hot Summer Of 1976?
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James Beaton
9 months
My spine remains unshivered.
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James Beaton
2 years
It was a tad toasty at the Highland Games today, but grand.
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James Beaton
2 years
Posing by the Danube….
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James Beaton
6 months
Now that’s an ice cream. Memories of childhood.
@74frankfurt
PictureThis Scotland
6 months
Scottish Cuisine: The Double Nougat.
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James Beaton
3 years
Well done Ian Blackford. There is no context in which these words are acceptable.
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Lewis Goodall
3 years
. @Ianblackford_MP : “Can the prime minister tell us what sanctions he thinks would be appropriate for someone who publishes racist content...[such as] describing Africans as flag waving piccaninnies with watermelon smiles?”
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James Beaton
5 months
First rate.
@GeorgieTheGeek
Georgie the Ayrshire Geek
5 months
And the Ayr Advertiser comes through once again 😂😂😂
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James Beaton
1 year
I’m looking forward to this, as I age….
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James Beaton
6 months
Well, you will promote Brexit.
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James Beaton
4 years
My mother, sometime in the 1950s, with a golden eagle. As you do.
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James Beaton
10 months
Brexit.
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
10 months
What exactly is preventing you from moving to France?
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5 months
Post walk pint. Hashtag grand.
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James Beaton
2 years
I fail to see why a geographical feature in Wales should not be called by its Welsh name.
@DavidDavisMP
David Davis MP
2 years
As far as virtue signalling goes, changing the name of the Brecon Beacons is one of the more bonkers ideas I've heard in some time.
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James Beaton
8 months
Just listening to Mark Drakeford giving evidence to the UK COVID enquiry in Wales, and pondering just how poorly served this island was by the UK government, and the shower running it.
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James Beaton
2 years
Indeed. I’m always up for being told what to think by someone living in London.
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James Beaton
9 months
And a happy Burns Night to all.
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James Beaton
8 months
They’re off their fucking heads.
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James Beaton
3 years
Jane Austen is not being dropped by Stirling University. My source being a professor from the department in question, I dare say she’s more reliable than the Daily Telegraph. #tripe
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Tom Holland
3 years
I love the idea that a British university, by dropping Britain's most signficant female novelist in favour of an American one, is somehow decolonising itself.
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James Beaton
1 year
This is very true.
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James Beaton
4 months
Effie (not surprisingly) has me blocked. Something to do with Fort William and road signs. It’s bonkers.
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James Beaton
8 months
Working, eh?
@CilComLFC
Cillian
8 months
BREAKING: Queen Camilla is taking a break from public duties for some "downtime", which means that NONE of the four most senior royals - King Charles, Queen Camilla, Prince William and Kate Middleton - are working right now. All is not well with the Royal Family. 💁‍♂️
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James Beaton
6 months
I mean, I’m in this age demographic, but really? I wouldn’t be seen dead in a meeting like this.
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James Beaton
3 years
Post birthday lunch 😊
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James Beaton
2 years
Don’t tell me that I don’t know how to have a good time.
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James Beaton
1 year
Indeed.
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James Beaton
4 years
Still in everyday use in Scotland. As a noun and a verb.
@qikipedia
Quite Interesting
4 years
Word of the day: OXTER (outdated)–a person's armpit.
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James Beaton
2 years
This was lunch. It was seriously tasty.
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James Beaton
3 months
I think not.
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James Beaton
1 year
This guy has to go. This is utterly appalling.
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James Beaton
4 years
My pipes and I from 2015.
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James Beaton
2 years
At the risk of being a leftie and being blocked by Mike, I’d venture a guess that this photograph was not taken in a supermarket based in mainland Europe.
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James Beaton
2 years
I seem, at the age of 60, to have suddenly obtained a child out of nowhere at all.
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James Beaton
3 years
This just popped up in my memories. It’s a place called Glen Shira, just outside Inveraray and it’s where I grew up.
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James Beaton
3 years
Current view.
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James Beaton
11 months
For fans of Trainspotting, I am i the pub with the bannister over which Begbie chucked the glass.
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James Beaton
3 years
@lolwestinghouse @SpanishDan1 We are truly blessed by the quality of those who govern us.
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James Beaton
4 years
Merry Christmas to all. Have a grand day and stay safe.
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James Beaton
4 years
So, I received notice this morning from my employer, that my post will be redundant from 30 October, so I’ll be leaving the Piping Centre then. It’s been a good 10 years, and I’ll not be looking for anything else.
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James Beaton
10 months
Alexa, show me a staged photo.
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James Beaton
6 months
This is what I was doing about this time last week.
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James Beaton
5 years
One of the good things about coming back on to Twitter is to have come across serendipitously a very entertaining and nice world of mildly eccentric American librarians.
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James Beaton
9 months
As I’ve just tweeted he’s back, but he certainly got around….
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James Beaton
3 years
From the department of calling it as you see it….
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James Beaton
1 year
It’s good this, isn’t it?
@AdamBienkov
Adam Bienkov
1 year
Boris Johnson wasn't able to understand even the basic science on Covid and had to be repeatedly told about simple things like infection rates, the former Deputy Cabinet Secretary Helen MacNamara confirms to the Covid Inquiry.
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James Beaton
10 months
Just no.
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Massimo
10 months
Icon of the Seas is scheduled to enter service on 27 January 2024 out of PortMiami. At 248,663 gross tonnage (GT), it is the largest cruise ship in the world.
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James Beaton
1 year
I became a great uncle today, and am pleased about it. (I haven’t met her yet, but she looks great in the photos).
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James Beaton
2 years
I am the raccoon on meth in this household.
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James Beaton
10 months
We’ve an electric fire.
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James Beaton
1 year
I’m coming to the view that the Remembrance events are becoming a lot more fetishised than they were when I was a kid, when there actually were men and women who had served in the two wars present at the ceremony, and as for this shower currently running amok in London…1/2
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