Lord Sir Andrew Harris OBE🏅🎖️🥇🥇
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Who the fuck are the 46% who think this Government are handling the pandemic well?🤪
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I'm 56 today... take that you tory bastards you've not killed me yet you fuckers !
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Who the fuck are the 42% who think this Government are handling the pandemic well?💩🤮
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When I was a kid I used to love Ian Botham, I now think he is a total twat...I thank you😬
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I'm 57 today! 😁💥You haven't killed me yet you Tory bastard's😛
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Does Eton do an A level in Blaming everyone but yourself?
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When political "leaders" start wearing uniforms, it's a very bad sign.....
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Which mate of Boozo's owns the fucking flag factory?
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Fuck me! How much time is spent at Eton teaching how to talk shite?!
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Good morning, just in case you needed reminding, Rishi Sunak is an anagram of hi risk anus.
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Drug companies say no shortage of vaccine UK government says there are shortages!
If you ask me the tories are busying themselves with carving up contracts for the vaccine distribution!
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"WHO warns of ‘epidemiological stupidity’ of early Covid reopening"
Stupidity in the UK is spelt
#JohnsonVariant
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Regular reminder, that Rishi Sunak is an anagram of hi risk anus!
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Apparently, Royal Ascot was allowed 12000 attendee's for 5 days as it did not breech covid rules, as due to inbreeding only 2 families were involved😉
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Can I just remind you all that Rishi Sunak is an anagram of hi risk anus 👍
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Camp coffee, Slimcea bread, Mellow birds, if you know what these are you are an old git!🤪
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I seem to remember that MP's were given a payment of £10000 to cover working from home due to the virus...
Makes £13 per day to self isolate sound rather mean🙄
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"Gina Coladangelo is paid £15k for 15 days work a year to 'challenge' Matt Hancock"
I'm invoicing the DoH now, I reckon they owe me a few million 😉
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"Almost four out of 10 voters think Boris Johnson and the Conservative party are corrupt"
6 out of ten need their heads examined😉
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"Durham police have confirmed for the first time they are assessing a dossier from a former senior prosecutor that says Dominic Cummings should face charges over his account of his movements during lockdown."
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If you fail to attend one meeting when claiming Universal Credit you are sanctioned. If you fail as a Government Minister you are promoted....
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"Dominic Raab's bodyguard 'left gun on plane'"
They even fuck up when it's their own PPE🤮💩
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The Tories intend to change their name to the National Conservatives or Nat C's for short.😉
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News of death of royal pet takes precedence over News of widespread Tory corruption
@BBCRadio4
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59 years old today! You haven't killed me yet you Tory bastards✊
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Any one else noticed how fucking shite this government are?
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If you claim the £13 to self isolate, stringent checks will be made to prevent fraud....are these the same stringent checks they undertook when divvying out contracts to their pals?...
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Let's not kid ourselves ...these bastards want to flog off the NHS.....
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Scientists have been studying the effect of cannabis on sea birds!
They’ve left no tern unstoned😉
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Not satisfied with killing more than 80000 of us these tory bastards now want to kill all the fucking bees!
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I wouldn't like to be one of Priti Vacant's staff today after the roasting she just had on
@GMB
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Two horses died in that daft fucking race yesterday!
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Putting on a Hi viz jacket is not "working your socks off"
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Did I ever mention that I fucking hate tories?
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"The Queen strips disgraced producer Harvey Weinstein of CBE"
What about disgraced Prince?
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding Boris Johnson and his peculiar, patronising, propaganda perpetrating prats, have chosen lining the pockets of friends and donors over public health.💩🤮
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The teachers are becoming the new miners!
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Is it possible that Tory voters in the South have gone off having a thick, bumbling, racist crook as leader?
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Just a reminder that Rishi Sunak is an anagram of Hi risk anus....just saying👍
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Boris Johnsonski !
The moment Boris Johnson admits to meeting former KGB agent Alexander Lebedev without officials present.
On any normal day, this would end his career.
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Boris Johnson repeatedly used inaccurate and misleading figures that exaggerated the government’s record on poverty, the UK statistics watchdog has confirmed."
In the olden days this was called lying 💩🤮
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You fucking greedy tory fuck faces, we see you and your fucking faces in the trough, fuck the lot of you
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Morning, just in case you needed reminding, itsy bitsy Rishi and his rabble of rancid right wing rogues are ripping up the rules and ripping off the country. Be like morph ✊
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson has decided 100 deaths a day from covid is acceptable🤮💩💩🤮
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Let's hope Boozo doesn't feel the need to don a pair of budgie smugglers after GB's diving success🤢
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"Johnson criticised for missing four-nation Cobra meeting on joint rules for Christmas"
I seem to remember Bozo makes a habit of missing Cobra meetings!💩
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What the actual fuck is this country becoming! Pain compliance, I've never heard such a pile of barbaric shit! That is an old man ffs
🚨 MET POLICE USE PAIN COMPLIANCE ON JUST STOP OIL SUPPORTERS
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@metpoliceuk
authorise violence against nonviolent marchers.
🧡 Whilst we march for survival, police protect the criminals in government. Resist with us —
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Gotta love The Sturge, she's clearly got under Boozo's skin😂and the rest of the fuck wit government and media😂👍
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"Missing patient with Brazilian Covid variant found"
Only taken a month, useless fuckers🤨
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"UK government spends more than £163,000 on union flags in two years"
Twats
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson and his horrendous horde of hoodlum's are running the biggest shit show in the history of British politics💩🤮
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If Rishi Sunak is so fucking rich, how come he can't afford a suit that fits?
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Stanley Johnson can fucking stay in France and take his fucking twat of a son with him!
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson and his dodgy chums are asset stripping the country 💩
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Rishi Sunak is a fucking chancer
As welcome as testicular cancer
Call an election you little scrote
It fucking time you got your coat
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The Tories don't give a shit about children in the state education system, just take a look at who they put in charge of it!
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30p Lee what a fucking arse
As a human being he'd barely pass
He belongs in the National Front
So fuck off there you stupid cunt
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Police and CPS given "225-page dossier urging them to investigate Dominic Cummings for allegedly perverting the course of justice..If such a charge were proven Cummings could face a prison sentence"
Oh yes please.....
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They should make an alarm clock that sounds like a cat getting ready to vomit, nothing makes you jump out of bed faster😂
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson is a 'world-beating' "gamechanging" 'fantastic' 'wonderful' 'superb' failure of a PM 💩
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My partner and I have spent approx. £30 on takeaways since March 2020, just thought you might like to know! 😉
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Nor me
She does not speak for me ...
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"UK declines to follow US in suspending Saudi arms sales over Yemen"
Not a good look !
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Why did the moron sign the treaty if it was so fuckin bad....
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Churchill seems to have more statue tory rights than the people!😬
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"Amal Clooney, the high-profile human rights lawyer, has resigned from her position as the UK’s special envoy on media freedom in protest at the government’s intention to breach international law"
Someone with principles!
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Is it wise to eat half a left over co op trifle for breakfast?🙄🤪
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SERCO is a massive money laundering enterprise🤮💩☠️
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Universal Credit was always a cruel, punitive, inadequate system, people are now realising this...Ian Duncan Smith is a twat
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Have you heard the joke about trickle down economics?
99% of you won't get it!
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To prevent further criticism, can I once again apologise for that time I referred to Michael Gove as the walking scrotum, I now realise that this is highly offensive to scrotum's😉
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Morning, just in case you needed reminding, itsy bitsy Rishi and his gang of grotesque goons continue to con their constituents while concealing that they are Conservatives.
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Youv'e gotta feel sorry for Ursula Von Der Leyen, having to spend her Saturday talking to the Shape shifting "custard haired shag yeti"
@Schadenfury
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding Boris Johnson and his deceitful, double dealing, despicable dimwits are dangerously degrading democracy💩🤮
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Wouldn't be surprised if Thérèse Coffey🤮 announces that the DWP will be sanctioning the UC for families receiving food aid from UNICEF!
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Correction.... Track and Trace has so far cost £22 billion not £12 billion as previously stated...sort it out Handjob
@MattHancock
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Where's Dildo?
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Just watched a clip of Handjob losing it in the HoC today... they don't like being laughed at do they!?💩
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"Cocaine weighing 2,300kg and with an estimated value of £184m has been found inside a consignment of bananas that arrived in the UK from Colombia."
That's the cabinet's weekly supply sorted then!
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Priti Patel is an empathetic, caring, gentle person who emanates warmth.
ℹ️ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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Rishi Sunak has thirteen homes I'm told
Investments, I'm sure, to be kept on hold
His undoubted wealth should not really pain us
As his name is an anagram of Hi risk anus
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Morning...just in case you needed reminding, Boris Johnson and his horrific horde of hooray Henry's are heaving the country down a hopeless hole of horrors
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When Biden gets to 270 will the UK government actually have the balls to acknowledge that the US has a new President?
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Hands off the NHS.
They want the NHS on it's knees
To make the private takeover a breeze
They want their insurance pals in charge
Anarcho-capitalism is now at large
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"Legal action targets appointments of Dido Harding, Kate Bingham and Mike Coupe"
woop woop
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Best birthday present was to discover that I now have more followers than the orange diaper boy! 😂😂😂👍
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Most of these politicians of all colours likely spent over £20 today for their lunch! They have no idea what it is like to struggle from day to day 🤮
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"Johnson says threat posed by Indian variant will be clearer ‘in a few days’"
In a few days it will be clearer that you should have done something a few days earlier you fuckwit!
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This little fucker is a dangerous little ratty bastard!
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Fuck Steve Barclay, cheeky slimy little fucker!
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Hearing the details of Ofsted report about impact on kids of lockdown! So sad to think how Surestart could have helped address these issues if the tories hadn't cynically vandalised what was a service which supported our most vulnerable families.
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I'm guessing the Tories have found some way of making some more dodgy cash, for their mates, with this new Railway stuff!
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