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@jet_set
Colombia
8 months
Found out today that my precious baby child, light of my life, my summer solstice dawn, has me saved in their phone as, “Spawnpoint”.
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@jet_set
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2 months
When I say the alarms are blaring, I mean THIS. She asked for a trip to Greece, which they CAN AFFORD and he gave her an apron, for which he demands a thank you. That is how he views her: a thing he possesses, controls, in fulfillment of his own ego. I’ve known too many Daniels.
@sisogynist
Big Sista General 🫡
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Yall think that ballerina farms article is bad 🤭 Look what he got her for her birthday… the billionaire that owns an AIRLINE & listen…
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@jet_set
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6 years
Hi! I am a Brigham Young descendant. He was a racist.
@religiongal
Peggy Fletcher Stack
6 years
Brigham Young may have started the priesthood ban on blacks, but he was ‘no racist,’ say his descendants. His ‘mission was to save the church’, via @sltrib
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@jet_set
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2 years
It is SO CLEAR what happened and pretending like we don’t know/it’s a great mystery is bucket-swilling nonsense. She filed for divorce and bc he could not control her anymore, he killed them all with a gun he kept in the house for their “protection.”
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@jet_set
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2 months
@KatyjustCANnot I hope his socks are wet for the rest of his life.
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@jet_set
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5 years
DO NOT WORRY: the kid mapped out the neighborhood into thirds, determined what the minimal number of street crossings would be (5) and optimized where, planned water breaks, rendezvous points, and then made copies so everyone was on the same page. We are a GO for Halloween.
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@jet_set
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5 years
Years ago, on perhaps our 2nd Thanksgiving together, my husband gave me some feedback on the turkey I made. “It’s just...very moist. Could you make it more dry next time? Like my mom’s?” Can you believe the marriage survived?? Sometimes *I* can scarcely believe it.
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@jet_set
Colombia
2 years
Every year my mom stands up and boos Senator Mike Lee in the Provo 4th of July parade and this year was no exception. We love a family tradition!
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@jet_set
Colombia
2 years
She wasn’t divorcing him because he was a great guy and everything was going super well!
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@jet_set
Colombia
2 months
@JonFromBuckland I hope he falls into an irrigation ditch.
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@jet_set
Colombia
5 years
@hailtotheHunny Yet so many people talk about it. Almost like they’re plagiarizing it.
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@jet_set
Colombia
5 years
@spindlypete @rabiasquared I felt “Elizabeth, who also lives here” deeeeply.
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@jet_set
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1 month
@notsilencednow This. My heart breaks for her and her babies. Wealth and privilege cannot buy you protection from these kinds of men, and in a lot of ways, makes it worse. It can happen to anyone. I’m sorry you went through it and I’m glad you’re still here.
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@jet_set
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6 years
@austinmcraig @designmom Also, you should examine why you feel personally insulted by this and not outraged that this is what women, like your wife, sisters, and family, have to deal with as a consequence of existing in this society. It’s extremely telling to me that this is your first reaction.
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@jet_set
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5 years
Notorious GAP Inc practice. It’s a form of worker torture. I worked at Banana Republic. Corporate sent 1 CD a month to play in store. Same songs every 2 hrs for a month. We saved old CDs to give ourselves a break. Once, we even traded a CD w/GAP across the way. It was MADDENING.
@dontevenok
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@jbfan911 6 shifts at old navy then I quit because their music playlist was only 2 hours long and I couldn’t take it anymore
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@jet_set
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4 years
HAPPY DAY to every woman who went to bed sobbing on 11/8/16, cried for days, got up one morning, and got to work. You marched, organized, wrote letters, wrote opinions, wrote postcards, texted, worried, kicked out Congresspeople, and donated until it was relief. WE GOT HIM.
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@jet_set
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6 years
This Easter, please remember Mary Magdalene saw the risen Christ first. When she and the other women told the apostles she had seen the risen Christ, they did not believe her. Accused her of lying. Even good, anointed men don’t believe women.
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@jet_set
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5 years
Utah is a little smug abt very low per pupil spending, yet relatively high scores. But the entire reason it works? Stay at home moms who donate their time and labor to make schools run and support teachers. We don’t recognize their labor, or the privilege it affords some schools.
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@jet_set
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2 years
@MNateShyamalan You mean Mahk?
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@jet_set
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2 months
@xillenialmom I know everything, everything about him now and I wish him nothing but the worst.
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@jet_set
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6 years
I am currently employing @Nicole_Cliffe ’s method of buying a car and I am SO EXCITED.
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@jet_set
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3 years
@lalasoo @msLAS Holy shit. I...I got my parents vaccinated and then half of my friends’ parents and also half the neighborhood.
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@jet_set
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6 years
I’ll tell you which wife and you can tell me yours in the DMs.
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@jet_set
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4 years
It’s *striking* how many of my friends’ parents are willing to blow up relationships with their children and grandchildren over Trump and conservatism. Just WILD. They’re choosing him over their own children.
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@jet_set
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8 years
Police officer on crowd control "I've seen insane, this is just loud...this is a good thing." #utpol #Chaffetz #chaffetztownhall
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@jet_set
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19 days
This nation will never heal until In-n-Out fixes their fries.
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@jet_set
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7 months
Back in the 70s, BYU wouldn’t allow women to wear jeans to the testing center; Jan Graham was turned away one snowy night. She merely went to the bathroom, removed her jeans, tightened her long coat, and was admitted to take the test. The story got national press.
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@jet_set
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3 years
1. The delta variant affects kids. 2. Unvaccinated adults are driving infections. 3. Kids can’t be vaccinated. 4. Kids go back to school in a month. 5. The Utah State Legislature passed a ban on school mask mandates in a special session. #utpol MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
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@jet_set
Colombia
7 months
Farewell to one of my personal heroes: Jan Graham, the only woman to win state-wide office on solo ticket, last Democrat to win a statewide election, last Utah Attorney General to NOT leave office w/allegations of criminal misconduct and/or corruption, plus the epic rumor…
@SLTribPolitics
Salt Lake Tribune politics
7 months
Jan Graham, Utah’s first and only female attorney general, dies at 74
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@jet_set
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3 years
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@jet_set
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@seattlewitch1 She’s literally not worth the thought.
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@jet_set
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7 months
Pay attention when men around you are OK with the assault and r*pe of women as long as they get what they want (money + power.) Any man who STILL supports Trump is unsafe for you, your daughters, and all women.
@AccountableGOP
Republican Voters Against Trump
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Mitt Romney: “I will not be voting for former President Trump. I must admit that I find sexual assault to be a line I will not cross in the people I select to be my president.”
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@jet_set
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6 years
@hattiesoykan What happened when I tried to ask Siri to play Chvrches
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@jet_set
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9 months
I was shocked as well. Until I figured out that he had just literally NEVER CHECKED EMAIL bc, “I thought if they were interested they would text me.” 8 weeks of interview requests just sitting in his inbox, unanswered.
@girlziplocked
holly
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Parents right now are shocked when their kid comes home from college, applies to 300 jobs, doesn’t get a single interview, and then proceeds to give up on life. I dunno, I feel like that’s kind of a rational response? Did Boomers come home from college and face that?
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@jet_set
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@ExpertDissenter Didn’t even take off the shipping plastic. The kind that’s a pain to remove. I hope every package he opens for the rest of his life gives him a paper cut.
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@jet_set
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6 years
You should read this thread. It won’t make you feel bad.
@behindyourback
maura quint
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I want to tell a story: Once in high school, I felt insecure, I put on a tight top too low cut and dark lipstick I didn't usually wear. I went to a party drank terrible wine coolers, too many of them. A man asked me if I wanted to leave, I slurred, said maybe. He said "maybe"?
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@jet_set
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@GracieBrownxox I hope the sound of your voice haunts him—and his underwear are always twisted.
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@jet_set
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3 years
@oldstocky Literally the only solution.
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@jet_set
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5 years
Roast almonds, finely chop, and steep in scalded whole milk for at least 4 hours, 8 is better. Strain. Chop the best chocolate you can find, add to warm milk, stirring to melt. Add a guajillo chili pepper (or two) to steep, add a pinch of salt, and sugar to taste.
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@jet_set
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4 years
I found it: the account that made me get Tik Tok.
@samir
#1 samir
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There’s an account on tiktok and all they do is review celebrity homes and it’s amazing
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@jet_set
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4 years
Just told a 34YO tall white guy in Costco to put on a mask and he said, “Hey! I have a medical condition!” I said, “You don’t have a medical condition, unless it’s being an asshole.” And then he got really mad and stormed out of refrigerated veggies.
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@jet_set
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5 years
Tonight I learned the reason my kid hasn’t played with her beloved American Girl doll in more than a year is her bro told her it came alive at night w/murderous intent. So if you’ve a sister you owe an apology to for your previous bro behavior, you can go ahead and do that now.
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@jet_set
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5 years
@amy_riveter You must be your own best advocate. Write down your accomplishments, if not every day, every week. Email them to yourself or put them in a notes app. Refer to them when it comes to review time or negotiations. No one else will remember your accomplishments for you.
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@jet_set
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5 years
Utah giant cookie shops: cook them all the way through, you cowards.
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@jet_set
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5 years
*taps out a chalky candy cigarette* Mormon mommy bloggers... I haven’t heard that name in years.
@leetroyhale
Lee Hale
5 years
I hesitate to use the term but I'm curious if the world of "Mormon mommy bloggers" is alive and well. And who still has a strong following?
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@jet_set
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3 years
The hubris of past 80 years: we made so much progress in public health and vaccination that kids didn’t die all the time like they used to. We have forgotten what is at stake, what dark is possible. This pandemic, and the careless who deliberately let it rage, will never leave me
@sltrib
The Salt Lake Tribune
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“I sorry, Mommy. Mommy hugs, I scared. I don’t like it. Mommy!” This 3-year-old, reacting as he was put on a ventilator, is among almost 140 Utah children under age 14 who were reported hospitalized with COVID-19 in the past two weeks.
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@jet_set
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1 year
@clhubes Listen. I bought one sofa 2nd hand, which unbeknownst to me was infested with carpet beetles that invaded my house. Another sofa? The night after I got it, I watched 25-500 newly born spiders drop out of the bottom and scatter. $2K is now a thing I am happy to save for and pay.
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@jet_set
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7 years
So, woman. Woman is a pre-existing condition. Got it.
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@jet_set
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4 years
@camillard She really said 👏👏👏👏
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@jet_set
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4 years
Sometimes I get so sad when I see the guys who are my age have achieved so much more professionally, largely because they had stay-at-home wives who handled everything so they could just focus on their careers. And that’s the Monday morning Real Talk™!
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@jet_set
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9 months
@sarahradz_ Yes. At least one day I tell everyone that I am going shopping and instead I go to a movie by myself.
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@jet_set
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3 years
@simonesmithedit Gen X has always been obsessed with retro nostalgia. By the time Swing Kids + Swingers hit in the early-mid 90s we were already swing dancing. Retro was cool: wore vintage, listened vintage: Rockabilly, Ska, Social D, the Rat Pack, the search for something authentic.
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@jet_set
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2 years
@RosemaryCard Mine asked for a toaster. “Women are always getting appliances as gifts, why shouldn’t it be my turn to have a “gift” that’s actually for everyone else to use? Seems like turnabout is fair play.” 🤣😂
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2 years
I regret to inform you that the best anti-aging skincare is to start wearing sunscreen on your face at age 16 and never stop.
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3 years
@annehelen After 2nd kid, the only thing I could manage was daily after-work trip to grocery to grab whatever I could cook. One day spouse called. He’d heard from friend, his wife did something called “meal planning” had I heard of it and wasn’t that a good idea? Nearly wrecked car in fury.
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@jet_set
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4 years
Ya girl is no longer laid off. She is laid on. Wait. No. That’s not right. She is employed—I am employed again.
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5 years
(My answer was “No.”)
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@jet_set
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@katiekat23 You know that thing where you tell a funny story and a friend puts their hand on your arm and says, “I’m sorry that happened to you, that wasn’t ok?” When we’re in it, it’s hard to see it. It just seems funny, or quirky, or cute, or….
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@jet_set
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5 years
I am angry every day. I’m furious at the people who voted for and continue to support that man. I’m angry they don’t care about the danger we’re in. And what can I do from a red state? Absolutely nothing? Stay surrounded by rabid men surrounded by cowardly men? Cool cool cool.
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@jet_set
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6 years
@Nicole_Cliffe Stephen Sondheim said my essay moved and exhilarated him and I should be a writer. (I am still coasting on it.)
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@jet_set
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Stranger Things, other Hollywood productions, I’m available as a Mormon art consultant so you stop putting Catholic or Evangelical art in period Mormon homes. The last supper with halo’d Jesus…come on. Art is a shibboleth!!
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@jet_set
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3 years
These are all, in fact, the same story: when you do not talk about race, when you do not acknowledge racism and structural racism in building and maintaining systems, even create a CRT boogeyman to prevent discussion, the result isn’t racism going away, the result is MORE RACISM.
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@jet_set
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5 years
d*z n*t exm*rmons 🤝 LDS women can’t be feminists.
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@jet_set
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8 years
Voters chanting "Do Your Job, Investigate Trump!" at @jasoninthehouse #chaffetz townhall #utpol #chaffetztownhall
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@jet_set
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4 years
I’m a little tired of living in interesting times.
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@jet_set
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6 years
A 70yo woman commented in Relief Society that she would love anyone to knock on her door any time, even though she’s mostly in her bathrobe and “looking like shit.” Which is the best thing to happen in this Provo ward in some time.
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@jet_set
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7 years
A dozen bikers thundered up on Harleys next to my car. They were blasting a song... Drops of Jupiter by Train
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7 years
@Nicole_Cliffe Mrs. King, 3rd grade, who repeatedly harangued me to stop crossing my 7s bc I was "in America now." I will *never* not cross my 7s.
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@jet_set
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1 year
Her in-laws own Jet Blue.
@AlpacaAurelius
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
1 year
ladies, theres nothing wrong with you if you want this over becoming a partner at a law firm
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Oh you mean a Utah charter school wanted to allow kids to “opt-out” of Black history months after another UT charter school was charged with deliberately excluding minority kids? But charter schools were created to end-run around school desegregation? WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
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@jet_set
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4 years
So happy everyone watching Murder Among the Mormons bc you get to meet the news anchors and journalists of my childhood: Rod Decker, Bruce Lindsey, Randall Carlisle, Michelle King, Duane Cardall. Just holding out for a Dick Nourse sighting.
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7 years
@Karnythia 3yo alone in the tub, sitting to one side, starts getting visibly upset at nothing on her left side, “Tell him I don’t like that! Tell him to leave me alone!” She started crying uncontrollably, “He won’t leave!” (Reader, I got her out of the tub immediately.)
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@jet_set
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2 years
@sug_knight We did it. We just let low rise pants come back and now we all have to pay the price.
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@jet_set
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3 years
Men will literally go to Alpha Con instead of therapy.
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@jet_set
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5 years
Zero Instant Pot reviews tell me how long it takes to pressure cook a can of sweetened condensed milk until it turns into dulce de leche before it explodes like a bomb so what good are any of you.
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3 years
Nobody talks about the real tragedy of parenting: when your kids won’t let you buy their clothes at Costco anymore. You think you’re better than 32 Degrees and Kirkland Signature? You and everyone else in the 10th grade is wrong.
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Ignoring your wife is a big deal. Ignoring how unsafe that man makes most women feel and your wife specifically? A giant lapse in character and leadership. But that’s why we are here: they don’t value women. They’ll never listen to you. They’ll always sacrifice you.
@mckaycoppins
McKay Coppins
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Spencer Cox knows many people close to him strongly disagree with his decision to endorse Trump. In fact, when I asked what his wife thought, he told me, “This wasn’t her favorite idea—to put it mildly. And still isn’t.”
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2 years
(She is a gorgeous queen and I hope she gets to name her babies whatever she wants.)
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@kitabet @Nicole_Cliffe We are cousins! That’s my wife!
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4 years
Texting people, “HAVE YOU SEEN THE TRAILER??” with trailer immediately understood to be either DUNE or Real Housewives SLC depending on the group text. I came here to harvest the spice, not to make friends! (The only person to span both in my texts is @Nicole_Cliffe )
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4 years
@rachsyme One of my favorite pictures I’ve ever taken was on such a day.
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A thing about Utah is we can tell where you are just by seeing which mountains are behind you.
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Born of a woman, raised and taught by a woman, loved by women, worshiped and walked with women, healed, saved, mourned with women, wanted women to stop doing housework all the time, defended women, appeared 1st to women, got angry in His perfect state when men didn’t believe her.
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@SillimanT Hi Chris! I don’t know that we can move on unless we reckon properly with the past. We Mormons like to stay positive and move on, but unless you heal, the wound will keep opening. I hope that the new scholarship will help us truly heal.
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None of you are prepared for the return of the prairie dress and what it will do to Haute Mormon Fashion:
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2 years
Utah County! Do you like your vote by mail? WRITE IN Candace Jacobson for County Clerk. The Republican wants to eliminate vote by mail. The Independent wants to deny marriage licenses in violation of UT and fed law, spend our $ on legal suits. Candace just wants to do the job.
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6 years
Imagine sitting with the risen Christ, eating your dinner together, and you’re getting destroyed because you didn’t believe women.
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@RCH1BCH @LeftOfMainSt I went to see...and forgot I’d done this. Hahah!
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4 years
One of the points flown under the radar: Trump saying Obama + Biden did a poor job by leaving office with 128 open judge positions. I almost screamed. As if it wasn’t the SENATORIAL OBSTRUCTION of Mitch McConnell. THE revisionist GALL. Anyway. He’s bad. Vote them out.
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Watched IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE for the first time in years. I fully burst into tears as soon as I saw Mr. Gower’s son died in the 1918 pandemic—in living memory for the 1945 audience. And then knowing Stewart was working through his own PTSD… It’s still a perfect movie.
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Gen Z has discovered hairspray at the roots and the results… 🚨 They’re going to bring the claw back. ⛔️ This can’t be happening. 🆘 Gen X
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@allitude It’s usually fine. You will want to toss packages that are puffy with internal pressure. White or blue/green mold can be cut off. Black or red mold means it should be tossed.
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@KendraWrites It was all over the public discourse at the time!! Friends had to stunt cast Aisha Tyler as a very late response! (No shade to her! She is great.)
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@NordicKari My fav thing is the prairie dress is a Manhattan-originated trend from 2018–we’re just seeing the mass market production NOW.
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5 years
This is a big deal. Once you notice how bad most shows are at lighting POC, you can’t unnoticed it.
@theblerdgurl
Karama
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You know you have good cinematographer when a Black woman in a black mask and a black coat is running across a field at night and you can see her facial expressions CLEARLY. #WatchmenHBO #SisterNight
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@formerlyphread I thought I would come unglued. I hope everyone gets a letter itemizing every time he was a jerk to you. It’s going to need extra postage.
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Pleased to announce I’m currently being targeted by the algorithms for such items as $650 shoes, $3,000 dresses and $11,000 lamps. Not sure what I’ve done to deserve this honor, but I vow to stay humble in the midst of such presumptions of largess. Namaste, friends.
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Shout out to @WPaulReeve for his scholarship + others, on early Mormonism and slavery/racism. Our history isn’t clean and presentism doesn’t apply: BY and Orson Pratt vehemently disagreed. This new scholarship is important for us to acknowledge and ponder.
@_Kristine_A
Kristine A
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Q&A: (Reeve) Orson Pratt had no problem debating Brigham Young face to face on the race issue. He flatly believed BY was wrong. Pratt advocated for black voting rights in UT terr in 1852 and would not back down. OP/BY would continue to debate the issue vehemently. #MHA2018
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@ambernoelle My dad would take us kids camping for an overnight. We felt so sorry for my mom since she stayed behind. Took me until adulthood to realize!! The Cheshire Cat grin on her face when I told her I’d figured it out…
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@chrissyteigen Everyone knows you can only say 3 things to a pregnant lady: 1. You look beautiful 2. Would you like to sit down? 3. Here is a cookie
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