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My uncle was a 45 year old bachelor, and was almost always with his best friend. Just a couple of good ole boys doing guy stuff. Like owning an antique store together.
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@SilveiraJosi11
@taylorswift13
what if the mother is a 12 year old girl raped by her uncle? in texas, she's forced to give birth and when her uncle's out of prison, probably split custody with him. that is the world in which we are now living.
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@real_lord_miles
@AlaskanTzar
Last dude that went there got immediately murdered so yeah, it will be your last trip
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@GBBranstetter
Q Are you able to write and read in any language?
A No.
Q Do you know where you are right now?
A Not really.
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@BancroftHank
@incelReplies
This is one of those you type, think about, and delete it forever.
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@Burdman138
@NDSUmbb
They have 63 undergraduate students. The basketball team is about 20% of the entire school.
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@fflyrm3p
@WhiteHouse
they actually weren't. you had to sign a promissory note in order to get the PPP loans. a later act of congress forgave them, because folks like this hern fella didn't want to repay them and passed a law saying he didn't have to.
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@SimpsonsQOTD
“I heard there’s a lunar eclipse tonight. Should we look up?”
“Naw. For me, it’s solar, or nothin”
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@XerxesEmperor
@SofiaHCBBG
Dude, China's military deployed tanks outside Henan's Bank of China branch this week to prevent people from taking their money out of savings accounts. When Chinese citizens are risking life to take to the streets, things are not going well.
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@DanaSchwartzzz
Tells you everything you need to know about Depp that the trial has dragged on so long. Smearing the victim is as old as whenever men started being held accountable for their actions. If this was a criminal trial it’d be 2-3 days and he’d be in jail.
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@theguy64355
@real_lord_miles
@AlaskanTzar
Bro if you want to just gun down a bunch of innocent people there’s probably a grocery store or school down the street. Way less travel.
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@schaeffer100
@adamcbest
@RexChapman
SCOUTS today just struck down a NY law requiring people to have good cause to conceal carry. Then next week, they'll say abortion is up to the states. The system is broken.
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@eleeSexton
@briantylercohen
It’s a treaty? And the constitution, which you’ve never read, permits this explicitly
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@DaleCloudyman
@francisxwolf
It took 376 police officers to enter an unlocked door and confront a single gunman at Uvalde I don’t think more cops is gonna work
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@SharonCoryell4
@SebastianMurdoc
Jesus imagine the jury calculating damages when this kid is like “Elon you ruined my life I had to move and get constant death threats because you lied” and Elon responds with “you are so unimportant to me I didn’t even prepare for my testimony, get away you disgusting peasant”
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@WildSurvivalUSA
@jakeshieldsajj
Almost like the plane flew into several floors of a building before exploding
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@Benjamin4915
@Esqueer_
You literally have to pay Elon musk to be able to vote. You must really love watching a sweaty old man hawk suspect dick supplements to pay for his divorce and abuse of parents whose kids got slaughtered
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@DentalPlan10
@kitten_beloved
George and Barbara bush threw a tantrum about the Simpsons telling people it’s “the dumbest show they’d seen” and telling parents not to let their kids watch it. They were one of the first shows to represent LGBT on network television. In today’s parlance they’d be “woke”
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@Colovion
@3YearLetterman
Sir, round here we don’t care too much what people do with their lives, as long as that includes winning youth state championships, blocking downfield, paying cash for waterbeds, and keeping notary public licensure up to date
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@UltraSoftail02
@Mominsweats
@MeidasTouch
Where did you hear that? Because it's not in the bill, so you're either misinformed or deliberately lying. READ IT (it'll take 3 mins): . Tell me where the pork is. I'll wait. And vets will continue to wait, and die because of people like you.
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@OnlyAWorldAway
Had a history prof in college that made the argument that we were only a generation away from revisionist historians writing books about Hitler being a great ruler and military leader. It’s already happening.
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@sonofmethusael
@bannedyoangel
would have been better if they were both waiting for the other to pass like "you go" "no, you go first" "no really, you're going uphill!" "i need a break anyway!"
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@MountainWest
@CFBHome
I know it sucks everyone bailed on these schools, but the MW is a great conference with an excellent president. Fun regional matchups. Great college towns. No daddy’s money schools
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@Letsgo_champ
@fridaypacific
please, don't ruin the one good thing that exists in the world. this is the opium of the masses. it's the only thing holding our fragile existence together.
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@strike_dr
@Jungle_Cerato
Yeah I wonder why hundreds of thousands of black folks who grew up dirt poor in towns where the sheriff headed up the Klan didn’t just burn their draft cards in public and politically organize? What’s the worst that could happen?
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@AndrewTumlinso1
@rockofnww
@ampol_moment
That's not the bill. Here's the actual bill, from Congress. . Stop trusting people on Twitter. Do some research on your own. You'll be better for it.
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@RedditCFB
This is the absolute worst thing about cfb. Any team in ncaa bb who goes undefeated is by definition the national champion. Needs to be the same for football
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@amuse
@AshaRangappa_
If he isn’t lying those charges should be pretty easy to beat. Usually don’t get charged with perjury unless it’s pretty airtight though
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@lawgrrl111
@TByrne75
I’m sure her dying wishes were: “please bury me at Bedminster, so that it may henceforth be considered a cemetery under NJ law, to save my heirs from paying properly, sales, or income taxes.”
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@ballparkboys
@schaeffer100
@adamcbest
@RexChapman
Do they allow people to carry guns at the Supreme Court? How about at the White House? Or an NRA convention when Trump speaks? How about a GOP majority state legislature? Wake up dude. These assholes are allowing the slaughter of 4th graders in exchange for money.
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@XerxesEmperor
@SofiaHCBBG
"Oh the tanks we deployed in a city at night? No, just a drill. A normal, perfectly reasonable military exercise intended to prove how non-threatening our government is toward civilians. What were we training for? Good question! We do it every year! Why not?"
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@realCrazyRoyal
@PoorlyAgedStuff
There was this awful radio station morning show in Boston that counted down every single day until Natalie Portman turned 18. To hear her talk about it today is heartbreaking
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@breakingbaht
@Crossboner2200
@TheSpiralPro
Yeah bro I’m sure this black kid went all the way over to the white side of town, abducted two little unsupervised white girls without being seen, took them all the way back across town, managed to rape and kill them both at the same time without any fight, and dump their bodies
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@HughAkston0
@realchrisrufo
Stealing and publishing the private medical records of children because you hate them is not whistleblowing.
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@buckadeath
China is expected to pass the US in per capita alcohol consumption within 5 years
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@JesseAPaul
Wow, putting a bond violation in writing and having a witness notarize it so it’s iron clad [chef’s kiss]
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@PoliticsLs
"they don't like our position on abortion . . . how about adding that we like killing dogs to our party platform?" is surely the path to electoral victory this time
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@yobidness_none
@stryker1
@sexytwerp
Guns are one of the most commonly stolen item from cars and houses. Just find the trump bumper sticker or Gadsden flag, wait for them to leave, and bust in. These people almost never lock them up. Super easy to sell too.
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@jncatron
@kootsoop
@DmitryOpines
@rohantalbot
Whenever someone accuses me of sexual harassment I throw $12,000,000 at them because I’m innocent like that
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@FairSnark
@glennkirschner2
When I try cases, we absolutely search everything during voir dire (jury selection). Saved many a case.
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@therationalpost
@ChayaRaichik10
[kid asks to be referred to as gender different than birth]
You: “this is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me”
[20 4th graders slaughtered in class while the police wait in the parking lot for 90 minutes]
You: “living with this horror is the price of freedom”
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@msforeignn
@RyLiberty
I mean they did just kill 30,000 kids in the last few months and not a single person got arrested
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@firestick411
@tobymorton
@ChayaRaichik10
You’re talking about Chaya, right? The person whose brain broke as soon as they were asked pointed questions away from the safety of her keyboard and memes?
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@KyleClark
This letter is perfect. Say what you want about Hancock, but do not underestimate the reach of his power or his political instincts. Dude has survived every scandal possible. When you take on Quimby, you better come correct.
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@mauricekoks
@oneunderscore__
Jones makes $800k A DAY telling his listeners those kids weren’t real. He can afford it.
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@CSUFootball
@hnd_hdtr
Absolutely one of the coolest CSU jerseys in history. Where can we buy it? These will sell like crazy
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@Justalurke
@shannonrwatts
What Alito did, unknowingly, is doom the GOP for at least a generation. Nobody will make it out of a GOP primary without going 100% anti abortion, and these elections are proving that stance is political suicide in a general. It’s beautiful. They are the dog that caught the car
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@Bauchnabelzwerg
@russophileLs
you forgot they are laundering all the ftx money through their bioweapons labs by using critical race theory to turn american kids trans. very sinister.
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@GilToken
@dieworkwear
“Like right here! It’s the first photo in my reel! Disgusting! I never look at it!”
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@Average02200657
@KatyMontgomerie
what if you're name is jk rowling but you prefer to be called robert galbraith sometimes
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@RichD23254478
@denverpost
Nobody is afraid of her. She dropped out of Rifle HS, got a GED when she was 35, has been arrested multiple times, and married a sex offender. I thought the western half of CO could do better but I suppose not.
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@DreBob0
@AlecStapp
Haiti gained its independence in a slave revolt and they were blackballed economically by US markets for 200 years afterward. Just look at Cuba. Doesn’t matter how close you are to the largest consumer economy in the world if they won’t do business with you
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@strike_dr
This is classist as fuck. I guess you and Donald Trump really do meet somewhere on the political spectrum
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@notyourcoo
That kid was a QB and had his scholarship yanked from northwestern and is currently in department of corrections, not playing safety for CSU
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
@CallMeCheshire
They’ll just retry him again, and typically prosecutors win retrials because they know what the defense will be and can prepare for it.
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@WildSurvivalUSA
@jakeshieldsajj
You’re lucky you’ve lived such a privileged life that something like 9/11 is unfathomable.
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@TheStory_Time
“To his horror, there were squatters!”
[photo of 20 black people]
“John was mystified, he didn’t know what to do. The police wouldn’t help, and now, squatters rights protestors had shown up.”
[photo of 100 black people]
“John was sure somebody had to be responsible.”
BLACK PEOPLE
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@SDC_inyaEAR
@JCperspective27
@MeidasTouch
No, they didn't. That's a different bill dealing with climate change. The GOP was mad that Manchin voted for that bill, so they killed this one. Read it yourself (it'll take 3 mins):
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@MinarchistMike
@FreedomFactor76
@JosephHickman0
@JackPosobiec
Tell me where you see $400B anywhere in this amendment. It’ll take you 3 minutes to read. Be a citizen and stop listening to politicians
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@WildSurvivalUSA
@jakeshieldsajj
I watched this live on tv. It happened. The matrix came out two years before this, if they wanted good CGI they could’ve had it
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@Michellebbz
@BetoORourke
A judge ordered the abortion to take place. The pregnancy is non viable. Y’all are going to keep dying on this ridiculous hill
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@SerithTweet
@NewsWire_US
Google is free. Nothing else in the bill. The money was already appropriated by congress. Republicans want kids to starve if they have bad parents
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@sphinxracer
@emzorbit
lol that happened here in arvada and the "good guy with a gun" killed the shooter and then the police showed up and shot him to death because he had a gun.
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@TheNinjaKuma
@SaeedDiCaprio
But it was Elon who challenged Zuckerberg so your entire premise is nuked
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@dansimo31
@Esqueer_
It’s based on the exact same 14th amendment right to privacy as Roe. Thomas explicitly called out obergefell in his concurrence, stating that it should be revisited in light of this new ruling. Access to contraception is also based on the same legal principal
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@notyourcoo
@NobleNegroe
that kid's name was aiden atkinson. it was a huge story in colorado when it happened. the woman reported it to the high school and because he was like the
#1
prospect in the state, they didn't do anything. principal and a counselor lost jobs over it. he went to prison.
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@VictorE1369
@ampol_moment
Read it. It's about as stand alone as it gets. I'd guess 2 pages, max.
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@codycyril
@TrumpluvsObama
The difference to republicans is welfare is okay when it’s white peoples using it
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