Jared Longshore
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Associate Pastor @Christ_Kirk Undergrad Dean and Fellow of Theology @NewSaintAndrews Write at https://t.co/Q86CIQH8gY
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Joined May 2009
If you decide to make thrills your regular diet and try to prolong them artificially, they will all get weaker and weaker, and fewer and fewer, and you will be a bored, disillusioned old man for the rest of your life. - C. S. Lewis.
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Dear Saints,. Our daughter Eleanor (2 years old) was life flighted and is in the PICU with RSV. Shes hanging tough and getting good care. She’s a pretty sick girl and has been laboring quite hard. Our God says,
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“The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.” (James 5:16) So we’re asking for you to pray with us for healing in just that manner. Our Father is good. Our Christ is gracious. His Spirit, powerful. His church, lovely.
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Celebrated 16 years of marriage with this amazing woman last night.
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A word regarding my resignation from Founders Ministries and my deep love for its glorious work:
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I’ll take strip mall theologians over ivory tower theologians any day of the week.
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Blessings upon all you servants of the Lord. Psalm 134 😁
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I asked ChatGPT to write me a 1,000 word essay on why men should lead women. Then, I asked it to write me a 1,000 word essay on why women should lead men. Results below. write a 1,000 word essay on why men should lead women. ChatGPT.I'm sorry, but I cannot write an essay.
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Chain up your idolatrous flesh, beat it with whips, pierce it through with spikes, spit on it, hang it up naked in shame for the people to see, break its legs on the cross to ensure it dies (Galatians 5:24). But, whatever you do, don't flick it the bird. @NewSaintAndrews
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Proud of the VP. This is representative government.
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Eleanor Longshore.Arrived last night. Her mom is a radiant God-fearing woman, one I do not deserve to call wife. God is good. We are not. Jesus saves. Trust Him and live.
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Dear Mr. President @POTUS,. There are many free people remaining in this nation who fear God. Respectfully, go pound sand.
The rule is now simple: get vaccinated or wear a mask until you do. The choice is yours.
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Pray for my best friend, the godliest, most humble and valiant man I know. Christ is his Savior and I know he wants Him to be yours too. Repent and believe the gospel.
We request your earnest prayers for Founders Ministries President Tom Ascol, his family, Grace Baptist Church, and Founders Ministries.
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Hey @Columbia, if you could go ahead and release the date for the ceremony where you'll be hanging medals on the necks of these two sane students for peacefully protecting your property, I'd like to get it on the calendar and purchase the plane tickets.
Some of my son’s footage from facing the @Columbia mob last night. Grateful he and his friend took a stand against idiocy and violence even when success was impossible.
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James, would you be up for coming out to debate Doug Wilson on the topic? I imagine we could host it at New Saint Andrews College. No pressure. But I imagine it would be a good time.
Regarding the front men pushing "Christian Nationalism," there are two possibilities: either they are in danger or they are in on the take.
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Happy Birthday to my lovely wife Heather Longshore. I am so thankful the Lord gave me the skills necessary to trick her into marrying me.
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30% of American women under 25 identify as LGBT. "There is nothing remotely normal about that number. It is a sign of a deeply decadent culture — that is, a culture that lacks the wherewithal to survive.".
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In light of recent events regarding @drmoore, @ERLC, and @SBCExecComm, I intend to make the following motion at the upcoming SBC meeting. #SBC21 #SBC2021
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A Word About That Dark Secrets Duggar Documentary. If you think that the sexually perverted should be in the White House, then you don’t get to decry the sexual perversions of Josh Duggar. You have the plus sign at the end of that LGBTQ. You have Open.
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"America doesn't need to turn over a new leaf. America needs a new life.". @douglaswils on @TuckerCarlson.
Pastor Doug Wilson is the Christian nationalist they warned you about.
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Today, for the first time due to Covid restrictions, I got to show my little Eleanor to Mrs. Eleanor, after whom she is named. Mrs. Eleanor is a 100 year old charter member of Grace and a godly lovely woman. Glorious.
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Celebrating 14 years of marriage with Mrs. Heather Longshore today. Grace before us, grace behind us, grace above us, grace below us.
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Here’s another. Mercies of the Lord Forever and Aye.Psalm 136 😁🙌😁🙌
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No matter how hard Saul tried, he just couldn't kill David. Dear Christian, you will make it home.
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When @realDonaldTrump’s Twitter listens to and shares @tomascol’s Twitter, we have reason for thanksgiving. Who knows what kind of blessings might come if that keeps up.
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When that Old Testament typology starts to point to vaccines rather than Christ. .
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This makes me happy.
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Bourbon cherry fig brown sugar hot honey glaze and a Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
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"Why are they for going with their … naked shoulders, and paps hanging out like a cow’s bag?". - John Bunyan on modesty. Think of what good Bunyan good have done for the kingdom if he hadn't been influenced by Moscow.
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SBC Messenger: Dr. Moore do you still think women shouldn’t preach in church?. Dr. Moore: I believe children need a mother and a father. #SBC19.
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If I heard right that Will Smith is in an “open marriage,” then Chris Rock is the scapegoat. Will’s wrath was intended for all of the men who have been with his wife. You can’t reject God’s design for marriage and have peace, or be a vessel of love.
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The @ConceptualJames hoax at @AmReformer was funny and didn’t come close to proving, as he claims, that my friends over at Am Reformer or those on the New Christian Right have adopted the woke operating system, which does not consist of acknowledging groups, natural affection,.
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Exciting day at the polls. I voted. The wife voted. But don't worry, I kept a close eye on her. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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God bless this Christian America.
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Sharing a birthday with this young lady is the best.
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I’m looking forward to moderating this debate between @HwsEleutheroi and @douglaswils. There will be a follow up debate in which I take both of them on defending the following - . Resolved: All sweaters ought to have sleeves. @NewSaintAndrews
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Pastor Doug preached Psalm 136 this morning during our @Christ_Kirk Sunday worship. So we had to close out this sabbath like Jehoshaphat, sending the choir out ahead of the army.
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At the @NewSaintAndrews President’s Dinner last night, we took over a new space in downtown Moscow. Dr. Ben Merkle (@PresidentNSA) hacked down a pole of pagan indecency resulting in a new name for this space: “The Boniface Room”
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145k U.S. deaths with Covid to date.650k U.S. abortion deaths a year . I respectfully ask for consistency from all magistrates who have mandated masks in order to protect life.
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Sticker on a pole here in Moscow. and on Main Street. That’s a high crime in these parts.
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When you look outside and remember you never told them not to build a manhole in the front yard.
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When hecklers attend your downtown Christmas Caroling, I recommend responding like @Christ_Kirk…. Watch: . I’m anticipating hearts growing 3 sizes. Merry Christmas 🎄
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Sexual corruption and abuse meets SBC Pastors' Conference. Pastor Uth has invited a pastor to speak at SBC pastors' conference who promotes the following in his church:. @SBCExecComm #sbc2020 #sbc20. I have reached out to Pastor Uth, Hughes, and members of the Executive Com.
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The Moscow Mood for DeYoung, Restless, and Reformed. In which I point out that grapes don't come from bramble bushes, and that piety and flamethrowers make quite a pairing.
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“Fires will be kindled to testify that two and two make four. Swords will be drawn to prove that leaves are green in summer.” - Chesterton.
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Heard on the news that the Democratic National Convention's theme is "For the People, For Our Future" . and they will be offering attendees free vasectomies and free abortions. Who's going to tell them?.
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The fact that @rachelheldevans is unsure, a bit conflicted, leaving the door open to murdering babies is a chilling sign of the ethical incompetence of our times.
If you know exactly what you would do if a scan revealed your baby was missing his kidneys & much of his brain & doctors said terminating would spare him prolonged suffering in the few hours of life he might get after birth, congratulations. Because I don’t.
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If you’ve read @drmoore’s letter to @jdgreear, I encourage you to watch @PastorMikeStone’s response to the charges made against him. Lament that @drmoore did not follow Jesus’ instructions and go to @PastorMikeStone. Rejoice at such a clear response to public accusation.
Just one more reason why I support @PastorMikeStone. The clarity of his response is incredible. My Response to Russ Moore letter:
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This tweet from @JemarTisby is a lamentable distraction from the grievous murder that has taken place. @FoundersMin teaching on race and sex can be found here: and here: May God comfort the bereaved.
The plot thickens. The suspect’s church is a member of the Founder’s Ministry network. See below for description. Listen, what’s going on in churches around racism and sexism are a harbingers of what’s happening or will happen in the rest of society. We ignore at our own risk.
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"So we never got the chance to put Lig’s fetal position thesis to the test. But I can say that we were willing to try it out. He, for some reason, was not willing to try it out. We are prepared to make something like this happen. Just name the room.".
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It's weird when guys that are a part of church communions that are muddled about gay pastors and women pastors warn about the dangers of a church communion that holds to the historic reformed confessions and maintains that pastors should be male and straight.
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A very Merry Christmas to you all from the Longshores.
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Number 7 is on the way. Her name is Eleanor. My wife is bomb.
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“Take no part in the unfruitful works of darkness, but instead expose them.” Ephesians 5:11.
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Several Big Eva leaders could exercise their religious liberty to hold John’s Fresca.
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This was a great time. Thanks to @HwsEleutheroi and to Red Pill Reformed for the invitation. James White and Jared Longshore DEBATE The Nature Of The New Covenant .
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Heather and I request prayers from all of the saints…
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I fixed it. I heard a group of JWs got upset that 2 yrs ago they resolved to use bacon as a tool, then bacon set riotous fire to their land, then JWs reassembled and rejected “groups of food” (not the bacon JWs committed to use) for the sake of their “public witness.”. #SBC21.
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Pray for us as we gather for the first day of @FoundersMin conference. #NFC21.
The #NFC21 kicked off tonight with our pre conference: Above All Earthly Powers - Courage for Christ in the Public Square. @tomascol, @VoddieBaucham and @jaredlongshore did a wonderful job pointing us to Gods word. Stream the entire #NFC21 by joining the FAM!
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Be careful, @ScottAniol my friend. If the main objection is, "Nations that claim to be Christian lull their citizens into believing that they are Christians without personal regeneration and faith," I imagine we could give the Christian nation thing a try with hot gospel "you.
Christian Nationalism has been tried before, and every time it was tried, it failed. As promised, here is my first articulation of why I oppose Christian Nationalism. Happy to clarify and answer questions below. I will not respond to alias accounts.
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No lie detected.
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Here we are in Spring again, and disease has not stopped God from raising all of nature from winter sleep. Look at the buds, blossoms, and shoots. He is risen. He is risen indeed.
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Beware of the "long-term spiritual effects of admiring and imitating" the mood cultivated by a man who "offers the world and the church an angular, muscular, forthright Christianity" and one whose "family loves him and loves Christ."
For all that is understandable and sometimes commendable about the Moscow mood, there are also serious problems.
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Q. Did all mankind fall in Adam’s first transgression?. A. The covenant being made with Adam, not only for himself, but for his posterity; all mankind, descending from him by ordinary generation, sinned in him, and fell with him, in his first transgression.
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WBS trying to figure out whether to laugh or call Doug a boomer.
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Thank you all for praying, here is an update:
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Simply put, true faith is obedient faith. - Steven Lawson.
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Every 5 minutes the intercom lady at the airport repeats that President Biden has made an order that everyone has to wear masks in here. I keep replying about school house rock and him not being the legislative branch. She’s not listening.
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Thankful that John MacArthur is willing to remind the civil authorities that they are not autonomous, but servants of Jesus. #Romans13.
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Preaching in Calgary today where God is doing a mighty work of revival among the deer.
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10 days.9 nights.9 persons.1 van.Cross Country. 60 minutes out. Flight attendants, prepare cabin for arrival.
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Are Your Children Members of the New Covenant?. Indeed. Answering a potential objection from Jeremiah 31. Semper Reformanda.
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Dear fellas, this is how you catch a lady. Celebrating 15 years married to this lovely woman.
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