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@jamie4949
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7 months
Here's the iconic @gunnerblog snippet on Chris Sutton this morning, if anyone wants a chuckle 🤣
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@Stormzy1 @R_o_M Beatles couldn't make an album without LSD ffs
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6 years
Microsoft Office social media team wondering what the hell is going on #bielsa
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@jonnysun @aptkr_ His name is lil pump boy
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@WalotSilt @FrankKhalidUK And even if we extrapolate those stats for those 28 games as a 34 year old across all 307 games, we still get a number of 1337 duels won! So basically a 34yr old Vieira was winning more duels than Kante now. Unlucky lads 🤩
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@jamie4949
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10 years
Comment of the day on the guardian sports blog http://t.co/EfAg0XcEXv
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@willyumclarke @ChrisFordTV @georgiebingham In the spirit of your comment, I think you mean "its" 😆
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2 years
@AlexiLalas @DrMBaxter No ears were used in the reading of your tweet
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10 years
Absolutely love the reactions in this shot. Per especially, but Rosicky, Arteta and Koscielny too.
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1 year
@nonewthing Blood and honour, have a day off mate 😂😂😂
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7 years
Are Draxler & Van Dijk upgrades on Oxlade & Mustafi? Absolutely. Will we sign either of them before Thursday? Absolutely not.
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@gunnerpunner Totally. My mate is an agent and back in the day the entire "prodigy" chat revolved around Jadon Sancho and Reiss Nelson as the two big generational players
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@jameelajamil @agnesfrim @ChantayyJayy Barold and Bernard would be friends
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6 months
@dave_chivers Any product sticker that doesn't come off the product cleanly
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6 years
@ChrisDailly @whoseham @grande1899 @JOE_co_uk I think this one - from the same moment - is even better!
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@Cechque Mkhitaryan 100%. He had last season to bed in, he was meant to link up with auba and crush it this season. Instead, he's been utterly awful, bar probably 3 good games. Huge disappointment.
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@jamie4949
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@MissAHaddow By myself myself
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9 years
Cabbie gave me a free ride today cos no change for 20. Please RT and help me get him the fare! @SuperCabby @Cab4Now http://t.co/XcipU730DI
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@microdoodles @RoamMtns This is absolute peak Twitter. You've never been to this place so are just randomly editing someone's picture because you think it doesn't look realistic to you. You, the person who has never been to the place! Incredible.
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@Stillberto Incredibly unfortunate headline crop there for Unai.
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@jonnysun @aptkr_ haha! he actually looks a bit like your aliebns (bought the book by the way, love it)
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@demarionunn Spare a thought for Willie Dustice's ill-fated campaign for Labour leader back in 2008. Turns out "Willie Dustice? Yes he Will!" didn't resonate as well as expected with the public.
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@robdcfc18 @FPL_Swe *that's* your reply to the amount of effort he's put in to doing that? The fucking entitlement of some people. Not even a please. Great thread by the way @FPL_Swe 😅✨
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@GyllKing @SamRoads1 @callummay @LaSeamstress @BBCNews I'm curious as to why Callum chose a picture of himself smiling for his Twitter profile pic when he could've just picked a serious one 🤔
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5 years
@Cairnsy37 @GuillemBalague Signed Lehman when he was 33, your point is worthless.
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Great pod @arseblog @gunnerblog ! Loved the Q on "milestone turning point games". Weirdly the City game on New Year's Day when we lost felt like a real 'holy shit we can do this' moment. Properly went toe to toe with them and looked competitive for first time in so long. #UTA
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@LambrosGeo100 @Arsenal it's a Bill Murray film where he wakes up on the same day over and over again. You should watch it - great film :)
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3 years
@AAllenSport If you can't handle me at my 0.44xG, you don't deserve me at my 2.29xG 💅
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3 years
@Dominic2306 It'd be much easier just to copy and paste "LOOK HOW SMART I AM, I AM THE SMARTEST MAN EVER" in every tweet rather than subjecting people to all this guff mate
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8 years
Fantastic article by @BumperGraham on Barça's epic comeback
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@RichJolly @FourFourTwo I'm sure at some point in human history we paid for things with Stones
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7 years
@lump86 @MattGarrahan Next thing you'll be telling me the Lord of the Flies doesn't actually have any flies under his control
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1 year
Did Steve McManaman just say "they've been raped"? Or am I hearing things
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7 years
@chris_teal @MissAHaddow You could even put it in squared brackets - By (Myself)²
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@simondebrux @TomMcTague This was the fish section of the equivalent of a Tesco Express (pingo doce) in Lisbon when I was there in August:
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@Stillberto You're welcome
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6 years
@classiclib3ral What's the name of the Aussie interviewing him? He's good
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4 years
@joncstone There's an absolute beauty on Gray's Inn road 👌
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Really sick of pressing TRY AGAIN for kenzo h&m.
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@Glinner I am tweeting you from the year 2136 and I can confirm it never ends
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@AAllenSport Embellishing the captaincy role?
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5 years
@dollyalderton In English it's "great minds think alike". In German, the same expression translates as "two stupid people, one thought", which I enjoy very much
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@GaryLineker How about 4 awars of equal value - 1 GK, 1 Defender, 1 Midfielder and 1 Striker?
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@Paulrfc2995 Those teeth tho
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9 years
He won though so that's a great argument 🙈 “ @Steve_Carman : @DuncanCastles he is a very bad loser - something in his French genes perhaps”
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@dollyalderton SINCE 18?!? Bloody hell. I'd say it's probably long past time to move on now Dol. Maybe buy a couple off eBay to keep for nostalgic occasions and then get yourself down to Le Labo for a daily upgrade 👌🏼
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8 years
@SoVeryBritish "I hope I'm not prying, but" -- "I am 100% prying and there's no way you can now escape answering this"
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2 years
@Stillberto Said exactly the same thing 😂
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6 years
@ianrobo1 @Pr1nceOfDarknes @owen_g He would never do that and that's exactly why they love him unfortunately
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@Henhousehotshot @MarinaHyde There's nothing Amazon prime about this government. More of a yodel level of competence I think 😂
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3 years
Highly recommend @k8_lister 's article on the history of oral sex - very entertaining 🤩
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5 years
@cefry42 @OwenJones84 As a 6ft+ person I am highly opposed to this 😆
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@dollyalderton Don't be sad. This is an exciting time. Think of all the things you could smell of now
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4 years
@ImRn45 @TJFrancisLive Taking down a statue is not "erasing history". Statues are monuments that glorify people, and there are some things that shouldn't be glorified. It's not denying what happened, it's just not celebrating it.
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5 years
@laythy29 @GoonerFanzine We needed a defender. He's a defender. So yes, pleased.
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8 years
I think @rubytandoh used @kanyewest 's cover designer.
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@dollyalderton the ombagsman?
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@pattymo @nickwiger @hayesdavenport You guys use real words?! 🍈🍈 All the way
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@donnyc1975 My suspicion is that @LBC would rather spout shit about Poles than *actually* have a caller talking sense :(
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@AT_Spurs @FootyAccums INGSKANE IN THE MEMBRANE
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@Stillmanator Thought you had learnt Hungarian for a second
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@gunnerpunner It's not even close to being worse
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10 years
Turn the music off @FA . Let the winning fans create their own atmosphere. Trust me, they will, and it'll be better than fucking Pharrell
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@Arsenal you forgot the clip of him trying to find his pocket - my favourite
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@AFCAMDEN Take cover, here come the "STICK TO FOOTBALL" replies 😁
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@dollyalderton That "the top 10 best [product] for [this occasion]" articles are actually neutral, unbiased and fully-researched pieces
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@gunnerpunner I would walk Five Maitland Niles (and I would walk 500 more) ?
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@bbcglasto @BBC6Music Daft Punk & ABBA please
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@BeardedGenius The Living Greylights
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@Stillberto Looks like you're wearing the opposition kit!
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@Shelly_Barclay @Sethrogen They are behavioural researchers, not behavioural advisors!
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@Sagnaofficial @Arsenal @m8arteta We could do with another RB right now Bac, get back here 😊
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@TlnierryHenry @PatrickTimmons1 @TheArseneView Do you really think anyone thinks this is legit when u tweet this 3 times a week? 1 company
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@ruskin147 @Sebinho9 article totally misses the point and is mixing Blockchain/bitcoin. They are v different things. Bitcoin is not meant to be an everyday transactional currency - it's a store of value (think digital gold). Suggest you read articles by people under 70 about this instead...
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8 years
"defeat by Iceland, a nation the size of the London Borough of Lewisham" Lewisham.
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6 years
@WGTA_FPL very happy with my Zombie League team name.
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@silvesterldn @MattGarrahan @JWoodcockMP @StigAbell Head of PR at the Sun. Sorry for your loss.
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8 years
@IamAustinHealey but if you only followed people you agreed with, Twitter would be a very boring place
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9 months
@GaryLineker @LCFC @GironaFC_Engl @LaLigaEN Stop saying Girona are "doing a Leicester", they're owned by City Group ffs
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4 years
@Stillberto Exactly. This is how arteta loses the fanbase. We've seen enough of both of those two to know we don't want to see any more of them 😆
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@carltonreid @jimleedham That junction was so bad for cyclists and so dangerous. Thank god they've done something about it!
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@Kloppenheimer You should talk to a proper sports memorabilia expert at somewhere like Christie's - it's a beauty! Definitely don't just list it on a site
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@jonnysun because it's not true?
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8 years
@TheDPurcell @jonnysun and if you became a chorister you'd get a s-choir who would carry around your bags and do your bidding
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@arseblog Embarrassing. Completely missed the point haven't they - behaving as if every Arsenal fan is saying it wasn't a dive, rather than a simple call for consistency of narrative.
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@mralistairgreen Just the unolingo for you today
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@RomeluL87930569 @LetsTalk_FPL Well there's no app so this obviously didn't happen
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@GaryLineker @doowopsalsabop1 @prodnose Uncharacteristically short-sighted from you Gary? Would be interested to hear why
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