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Joined September 2013
@daRealAkinfenwa and @eljonesuk learn that on game days, you need confidence in your car as well as your team!. w/@TheAA_UK
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“It’s the closest I get to spirituality, just watching a dog.”. @RickyGervais on why dogs are the best thing in the world 🐕🐶
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“’Why do Irish people hate British people so much?’ We don’t hate British people. It’s only your government that we hate.” . @KNEECAPCEOL answer all the stupid questions that Irish people get asked on the reg.
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Woah, nobody expected this from Neymar at his PSG press conference.
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Look, if The Queen didn't want this to happen then maybe she shouldn't have come to the #RoyalWedding dressed as a green screen
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“Sunak says he wants to sort the country out. You were in charge, you little divvy.”. @theufcbaddy has his say on the current state of British politics 😂
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Richard Madeley has gone full Alan Partridge all week on Good Morning Britain. @richardm56 @GMB
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"If you work for The Sun, don’t ask me a question." ⛔️. "Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard." 🦎. @theufcbaddy hits out at The Sun, Facebook and Instagram
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This year, we are proud to have @NevilleSouthall delivering our JOE Alternative Christmas Speech. His message is one of compassion, togetherness, and hope. Merry Christmas to all. 🎄🎅
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"Kids were getting pepper-sprayed. There was one man who was visually-impaired and police pushed him.". "It was the worst experience I've ever had at a football match.". @RomanKemp gives a shocking first-hand account of Liverpool fans' treatment at the Champions League final
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Liverpool Football Club are back in the Champions League. Take it away, Jurgen.
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“Why are we policing what people can handle? They don’t have to watch it.”. @RickyGervais on people being offended, and why swearing is actually good.
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LIVERPOOL ARE THROUGH TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL!. Absolute scenes in Liverpool mosques. 🕺
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Mourinho, Wenger, Klopp and Guardiola provide their excuses for not winning the league this year | @888sport
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"Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal.". Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man.
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Holiday Inn Manchester are taking in children who have been separated from their parents. You can contact them on: 0161 836 9600.
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Richard Madeley has been back on Good Morning Britain - and has been pure Alan Partridge, as you'd expect
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Wow! Tony Walsh's tribute to #Manchester at tonight's vigil would fill you with pride no matter where you're from
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Best moment of the series goes to Jack's staggering bravery and commitment to banter during an argument with Dani #LoveIsland
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Only one thing left to say to an England team that have made us dream again: Thank you 🏆🏴. #ThreeLions #Eng #ENGCRO
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Philippe Coutinho's injury when the Liverpool to Barcelona transfer goes through.
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Richard Madeley Meets The Squatters is the most real-life Alan Partridge show ever broadcast on British TV.
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Yerry Mina won't get off Raheem Sterling's back - a job at the Daily Mail awaits
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Let's not go jumping to conclusions about his nationality, there's no way we could know #Eurovision
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Richard Madeley is back making headlines on @GMB. Friendly reminder that the man is pure Partridge.
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It's a big day for Paul Nuttall - but he's had plenty of those over the years. #NuttallFacts #StokeByElection
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The year's 2049, Mesut Özil looks back at his career at Arsenal, Man United and. Newcastle?
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“People look at Liverpool and say we’ve got a chip on our shoulder. If there is a chip there, it’s for good reason.”. Liverpool has often had an uneasy relationship with the rest of England. This has led to some Liverpudlians identifying as ‘Scouse, not English’.
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You: "Arsenal fans are the most embarrassing aspect of this club.". Arsenal players: "We'll see about that.".
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"I'd rather my friend cry on my shoulder than me cry when I'm carrying his coffin.". "Mental health is the biggest killer of men aged 21 to 45.". Paddy 'The Baddy' Pimblett opens up on the need for men to talk about mental health, just days after a friend took his own life ❤️
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After Man Utd sign a deal with Tinder, José sees what all the fuss is about.
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If anyone asks you what British politics is like show them this picture of the PM getting her results on the same stage as elmo #GE2017
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Disgraceful behaviour from Welsh fans, being lovely to a newly married couple. Sad to see.
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Cans for Jurgen. Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain is officially a Liverpool player!
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"Coco.". "Kiddywinky.". Here's three minutes of Richard Madeley being very weird on GMB.
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"I'm gonna come to come to your house and terminate you!". Making excuses not to avoid the gym today? @Schwarzenegger is here to give you the motivation you need!
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"I'm not scared of putting my f****** neck on the line. This is bulls***." . @JamesHaskell's rant condemning Israel Folau for declaring homosexuals will go to hell is exactly the message we're backing. Watch in full on YouTube:
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