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@jakemorell
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i have an ADULT job now ! which means i can afford BASIC necessities
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wyd - what you doing wya - where you at wumambagtsukgmmhbjdywgsukon - what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker give me my hat back jordan do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no
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you didn’t need this but
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@jakemorell
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Why my fam always straight bullying me
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@jakemorell
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how do you get a video tattooed on yourself
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@jakemorell
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so you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift @tylerthecreator
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@jakemorell
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8 years
That's a weird way to spell "Shia Labeouf stands up against racists yet again but we're still going to make him look like an asshole"
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Shia LaBeouf has complete meltdown at bowling alley, calls bartender a "f**king racist!":
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@jakemorell
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7 years
metalcore wouldn’t have done you like that Post. smh shoulda stayed.
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@jakemorell
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6 years
i listened to all your “milk is gross” tweets and went out and bought almond milk and just tried it for the first time ever and this shit is good af okay y’all won damn
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@jakemorell
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warped tour: No Moshing/Crowdsurfing. We Get Sued. No More Warped Tour me: nO moShiNg/kRoWdsurFin. wE geT sUeD. nO mORe wErPed toUR.
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@jakemorell
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this eclipse was crazy y’all
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@jakemorell
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7 years
this tweet smells like white girls in white dresses and boots throwing up all over the BB&T pavilion lawn
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Luke Bryan announces a summer stadium tour with Sam Hunt
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@jakemorell
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hardcore bands be like only size we have left is 12XL
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@jakemorell
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when a crowdsurfer just clocked your shit hard af so now you’re on watch the rest of the set
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caption this
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@jakemorell
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you’re 26
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LISTEN. I WILL PAY SOMEONE TO LET ME COME OVER AND PLAY WITH THEIR PETS. HOWEVER I WILL NEED YOU TO LEAVE SO I CAN ROLE-PLAY LIKE YOUR HOUSE AND DOG AND LIFE ARE MINE. OTHERWISE IT’S JUST WEIRD.
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ima say it moose blood was one of the best bands and it’s a shame they couldn’t just hold it together and be decent human beings
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@jakemorell
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HSM hours
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@jakemorell
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5 years
for 8 years i struggled with severe acne/scarring and today i finished my last (of 4) laser procedures to remove those scars
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@jakemorell
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worst breakup text i’ve ever received
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warning: this dude is a sexual predator and attempted to r*pe my friend
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@jakemorell
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you just had to be there you wouldn’t get it
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@jakemorell
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8 years
in remembrance of coachella, please, lets not forget our unknown punk scene hero during title fights 2014 set
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I SAID DONT HIT MY LINE IF YOU DIDNT HIT THE POLLS
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6 years
MARRY. 👏🏻 ME.👏🏻 JULIET.👏🏻 YOULL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE 🙏🏻 I.☝🏻 LOVE.❤️ YOU.👉🏻 and THATS all i really know ‼️🧠 i TALKED to your DAD 👱🏼‍♂️🤝👨🏻 go pick out a white dress 🗣😭❤️
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@jakemorell
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Happy straight edge day
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲ house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ catch post malone stage dives ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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imagine having this much anger in your life
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Me: I gotta start listening to more bands Also me:
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Chip Skylark - My Shiny Teeth and Me
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Deptford Mall, New Jersey 😭🙌🏾
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@jakemorell
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6 years
full offense you’re a piece of shit
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Congrats to Mac Miller for being 10 days sober
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@jaden he said TIC TOC
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7 years
After a year of deciding to build or just collect/mount my Trophy Eyes deck, i decided to build and put it to good use
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@jakemorell
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3 years
these are sold out, DM if you want one i have an extra unopened for $130
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6 years
hey guys it’s halsey on jakes account do you guys know i miss you by blink-172 sing along
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I just remembered in 2015 when fans would dm me their passwords and I would “hack” their accounts and tweet from them. “hey guys it’s halsey on jamies account :]”
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I love you @turnoverva
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sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who hates Trophy Eyes
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Warped is just a sensory overload for 12 hours straight but i honestly wouldn’t prefer it any other way. RIP Warped thank you for everything.
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Did she just say she was offended the Dixie Chicks werent opening for Movements I mean... if we’re gonna go there i’m pretty offended my favorite female artist Ariana Grande isn’t opening for Vein 😔
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Y’all I really just thought this was super funny and ironic and I’m pressed that my favorite smaller band with female members (Dicksy Chik) @dixiechicks was not offered a support slot.
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why do i look like every warped tour merch guy
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2018 why use many word when few word do trick
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2018 less complain more do
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“The Jonas Brothers will be reuniti-
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some of y’all out here tweeting THANK U, NEXT as if you weren’t being publicly bitter on the timeline about Brad taking his new girl out to dinner at your favorite restaurant 2 days ago yeah we didn’t forget jessica
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facebook just be inspiring nowadays idk what y’all are talkin about
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brand new: h twitter:
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@1kalwaysopen_ @SportsRadioWIP this show/most media does not represent philadelphia and never has, the fans back you completely and understand the frustration
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Jonas Brothers - Year 3000
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"EVERY DUDE IN AMERICA RIGHT NOW IS STRESSING" idk bout y'all but....... every dude my ass. im literally chilling. don't do anything shitty and you don't have to worry about accusations--crazy concept i know but hear me out
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his name is Pennywise you uncultured coward
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felt cute might delete
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i was driving and some random person connected to my bluetooth and played never say never by justin bieber for maybe 4 seconds
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me in 2037 when Turnover finally plays Sasha again
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fall tours sneaking up on my bank account
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i love to hear it when she calls me sweet DAAAaaaAAAAaaaaDDDyyy (Milk and Honey, 2014)
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I wake up everyday wishing I was a teenager when Blink was at their peak
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... .. ..Hannah Montana - Best of Both Worlds
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@brendan905 “really man? consider yourself 1 fan lost.... such a disgrace of a band....”
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hot take. twenty one pilots is not bad, you just judge them based off their cringy fan base causing most of you close minded cool guys to judge them based on simply only that.
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who said sugar gay i’ll beat your ass
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my gf doesn't have a switch so i had to let these female villagers visiting know
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st*al fr*m w*lm*rt 2019
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Walmart has decided to stop running violent video game ads in their stores but will continue to sell guns.
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@aries_ix @wunderworld check out what i did today bro
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what in seperation
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what happened 10 years ago on the east coast that made title fight / balance / tigers jaw / citizen do all that
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twitter vs. matt from online
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Don't trust people that think Under Soil and Dirt is the ONLY good TSSF album
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Camp Rock - This Is Me
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Disney: “We apologize for the long wait. We want to make sure we make the next movie in the Incredibles series the best movie possible.” Disney: *turns to production board* “IF YOU ALL LISTENED THE FIRST TIME WHEN I TOLD YOU WE NEED FUZZIES ON THE SHIRT”
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thank god i didn’t cause 8 + 2 surely isn’t 18 my dude
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If you didn't learn math on this, you too young for me
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after some friends hyping me up i figured i should step out of my comfort zone and give the singing thing a go so I Fall Apart - Post
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Zoey 101
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Take me back to when the only thing i was sad about was when Nick Jonas wrote a song about his diabetes
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who tryna fall in love and drive around and listen to The Maine
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gig last night was tuff 😳 we was poppin off ☝🏻
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if you throw beer at the gig you’re the biggest bitch in the room idc
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when you see your friend go down in the pit from across the venue
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pop punk bands be like only size we have left is a toddler xxs
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hardcore bands be like only size we have left is 12XL
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“scalper”
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we love a fashion icon
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somebody stop @MCZurzolo
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@HotMulligan let me know what u guys think big fan
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@_ColeBennett_ lets go lmao
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😭😭😭 @_ColeBennett_
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what the wonder years song is this
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everyone's drunk at denny's
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this tweet itself is cringy just let people enjoy music and stop living in the past and be open to new bands and artists, cause truly y’all are the ones ruining music making it “cringe as hell”
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on god those walmart self checkout cameras got you shooting down any self confidence you ever had all the way back to birth
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grateful to have seen these guys play these past 4 nights and can’t wait to see what they accomplish in the coming year @movementsCA
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that one part in gauze by gleemer where it’s just the guitars and drums and bass and it goes like DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH DA DUH yeah that shit is so siCKk dudE
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hey full offense fuck you for trying to spark problematic situations towards a non-problematic band that does nothing but work their ass off
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@vicesxsarah @GrayscalePA @CPatrickWalsh @nicholas_ciro @NicholasJ0seph @Dallas_Molster @Vonlionton @GrayscalePA only selling two sleaveless shirts? And the “girl” shirt comes with the pink tax of $5? :((
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@Braves2Dawgs @MLBONFOX and then lose in the NLDS
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i wanna be a cowboy baybee
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@jakemorell
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You think it's a record but it's actually just Closer 12 times on both sides
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If we breakup, you gotta forget all the cool music and people I introduced you to. You aren't allowed to be cool anymore. Rules.
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@jakemorell
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Post Malone’s facebook is a gold mine
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