jijin π
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Joined September 2010
same species, same breed
@ibjela Lelaki walaupun dah berkahwin:.Mak nombor 1 selagi masih hidup. Isteri nombor 2. Kalau pasangan susah nak faham, kau cari lain senang cerita. Mende nak bagi duit pada mak kena sorok-sorok belakang isteri atau kena tanya isteri dulu, "boleh tak saya nak bagi mak saya sebulan rm.
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how do yall fall in love with a man like this? please donβt read this in a victim blaming tone bcs iβm honestly curious. were they good to you in the first place? who was their circle when yall first met. i need tips, man. i donβt wanna end up with this type of guy.
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look at their bank account. you wonβt feel sedih anymore.
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sampai malam menggentel boba aku taktau bila nak siap, bodo punya farah tamak sgt buat byk terus
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gym guy, dia child lock, kentut lepastu lock me inside masa dia nak gi atm and laugh at me outside the car. even clarify itβs his βprotein fartβ bcs he did took protein for his gym session earlier on that day. lepastu emotional sebab aku ngamuk kat dia. sikit lagi nak nose cancer.
What is your worst dating experience? . Mine was this one guy in uni, dia suruh aku buat kerja guna laptop dia and guess what i found? dia melanggan ds siap ada vid lagiπ dia dah delete chat tu kat ws tapi dekat ws web still ada. Dia siap chat βjangan ws i, i dgn diaβ.
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@aimansalim_ aku rasa budaya sorang benci lepastu yg lain pakat join ni dah jadi barah dalam twitter. dulu aku pun terjebak sekali but skrg not anymore la. benda ni penyakit ain, benda boleh scroll away tapi nak juga tweet benci. people are free to post any content, merepek or not.
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toasted gardenia butterscotch bread. crunchy tapi tgh dia still soft π₯Ί butterscotch dia cair panas panas π₯Ί iβm never eating this butterscotch bread macam biasa without toasting it first dulu. sedap wey. please lah try!!!!! kalau ada strawberry letak atas. haih π₯΅ @Ashril_92
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idk if this gonna work but iβm reposting for better reach. one of my schoolmate lost her brother. anyone in jb especially ulu tiram, if kenal or terjumpa, please report to nearest police station. thank you!
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@NazmiHanafiah tah eh. for me farting in front of people is the most embarrassing thing. i takleh brain how people can fart in front of other people.
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i feel that @drzul_albakri did a good job in updating everything about maiwp now. i agree, ada yg taktau nak tgk kat mana duit zakat disumbangkan and i think #KamiAda works well untuk educate people in twitter. thank you Dr.
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Tengah packing baju nak cuti sem, ada kawan pula peekaboo kat luar tingkap . p/s i was packing, pls ignore my messy room
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@nurliyanafrznh @wafinfarrisya_ @awatifanuar aiiii apahal @awatifanuar private tweet. takkan kene backlash sikit dah lembik kot. statement macam terpaling kuat. lol.
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heβs hungry and dia kene halau π₯Ίπ’ iβm literally crying. heβs probably alone and hungry. the place used to be his home was taken and he was hunted βΉοΈπ« aaaaaaa why did this tweet appear at this hour? i just wanna cry π.
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itβs so weird, i never have anyone in my circle yg kene camni. which i am very grateful of. i couldnβt imagine my friends being in this situation, and i will always pray for their safety. but what was the ignored red flag? aku macam, kenapa irl aku tak witness these things?.
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@hazemanhuzir penat mental, penat badan hari hari kerja 12 jam, nothing to look forward to, bangun sekejap sekejap to solat, pee or haus nak minum air. bila tidur tak perlu fikir pape, nak makan apa, nak kene siap siap keluar or spend duit. just tidur je. bangun just to bedrot then tidur balik.
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and, dah dah lah tu ambik video orang lain without consent. dah menyampah.
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@nikakmal00 no matter what happens, jgn tarik muka among colleagues. be professional. kalau ketawa sama, join je. kau dtg kerja for company & urself. if anything, just report. but maintain ur 100%. you are accountable to your own performance, so do it well. learn to separate emotions w/ work.
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sambungan??? to the whole conversation,,,,, plus this was in 2020. i posted above tweet sebab teringat and relatable. me & him weβre friends je, heβs not my ex or anything. and i apologized in advance dah dekat dia sebab taktau pula akan blow up camni
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@twtsecretsmy care for your family first la perempuan. nak tunggu sampai dia buat something to your child pula ke baru sedar? pls don't put the blame on ur kid bila you sendiri yg taknak leave him sebab you malu and takut.
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aku nak try rebus sikit pakai air biasa je takde brown sugar. kau tengok aku lupa sampai air dia kering ya allah mampus non stick pan aeon aku π΅π΅π΅
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to the person; if this ever went through your timeline, iβm so sorry. i didnβt hold grudges against you, i just geram.
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@nataesha__ same. i lost my grandma, the person i grew up with. balik dari u, rasa macam dia ada sambut kita. kalau bangun pagi, rasa macam tunggu je dia ketuk bilik suruh belikan sarapan. kalau keluar, almost tried to buy her lunch sebab nanti dia kat rumah sorang and dia dah masak nasi.
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yg org site reply marah marah ni boleh teruskan. senang sis nak cari partner sama bidang, lagi senang nak filter and pilih calon. iya, teruskan lagi sampai sis jumpa the one. dulu ada bf tak sama bidang, dia tak suka gaji aku lagi besar dari dia. toxic masculinity org cakap.
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@SundayAftrnoon @nikalwi_ @MhdAfqWhb dia jadi waiter and cashier tu maybe time cuti sem kot sebab 2010 dia tgh buat degree kan. maybe sebab tu la kot dia rasa dia dah terpaling struggle so dia layak untuk merentan kat ig story.
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@ketengahketepi nape aku rasa anon ni lelaki? thereβs a fault la in his sis kalau lebih kan kerja sampai family terabai but tu tak boleh justify the husband for cheating. anyway the sis did the right decision. cerai je la. she can strive better being a single mom. a better life on her own, too.
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@neyrashazeyra @arfdy12 based on ur reply and others, this is what i can teka based on harga too hahaha. macam unveil tulisan sanskrit
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and i have another one to add. selalunya yg kerja camni, serabai serabai muka pecah rumah tapi bini semua macam nora danish. yg muka nora danish ni pula, bila laki takde contract baru. sabar je. gaji banyak tapi masa job takde. berbulan dan mungkin makan tahun.
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@nataesha__ bila masak, always ended up masak masam sikit sebab deria dia akan selera kalau makanan masam sikit, so letak asam jawa lebih or asam keping lebih. i even said to my aunt βayam masak merah ni buat manis masam lah. nek kan sukaβ she glared at me, penat dah nak layan aku camni.
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@witherthorne @areenasdfghjkl @aqmalpeter @Fadfrshort_ have you been to zoo johor recently? tempat tu menyedihkan, especially the tiger cage. maintenance idk semuanya berlumut. i donβt think rm2 per entry is legit anymore. im 22 now, and i wished that zoo johor would look like how it was when i visited them during my kβgarten years.
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ok aku nak promote common sense. pergi mana mana bawa tote bag, pakai metal straw, jgn bazir elektrik and air walaupun kau mampu. spread kindness, not tea. positive dgn hidup kau and jgn downgrade org yg baru nak belajar masak. downgrade aku takpe, aku tak kisah π©π»βπ³π₯΅π₯°π€.
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i mean, thereβs always a hint with the manβs circle of friends. kalau kawan dia jenis social af, some is fine but some isnβt and you can feel the vibe. if theyβre bad to other people, theyβll be bad to you too. this is also why i will always avoid socially outgoing person.
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so the replies said that manipulator would be the βangelβ before they physically abuse you or how girls like bad boys more to look cool. some said that there might be red flag but since itβs love, the victims mostly will be blinded by it. lol yall stay safe, iβm staying single.
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separuh adunan. dah lah tu untuk harini. aku nak masak. kejap lagi bapak aku balik, nasi dgn lauk apa semua takde melayan boba
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itβs always online stuff. the world is a scary place but i donβt see it happening around me, with the people i know. macam case cheating yg selalu viral tu or domestic abuse macam above quoted tweets, this is the real world and bukan movies? what?.
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@LeHhHhh__ @pastenial tak π bersihkan badan je pastu masak la apa apa nak masak. just kene tahu masak base dia je, sambal or masak lemak etc. ketam paling cepat masak. nak lagi senang rebus dulu + tambah cuka sikit supaya isi dia tak melekat kat badan.
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@aliaisshy lowest salary of site workers especially in chemical industries are above 3k. thatβs the lowest including OT. malay workers lagi lah mahal dibayar. sejam normally rm15 for normal rate and yg paling murah sebab takde experience.
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biar dua dua awkward af and prefer to just spend our time together. i like me a pair of socially awkward partner so we both could be awkward together. but also thereβs case with these type of men too. so what was the hint of red flag that yβall didnβt see in the first place?.
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sometimes i donβt get the idea of scanning my temperature after mysejahtera. whoβs gonna record my temperature? if my temperature is 37, people still allow me to enter kan? jujur, tak pernah lagi tgk orang denied entrance sebab temperature tinggi.
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@amirshahfudin94 so everyone gonna say that being lied to are painful mentally and physically than being raped and beaten up? thank god that guy left her. itβs a blessing she didnβt have to live her life with someone who have no humanity, common sense and sympathy even just as friends.
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note: aku tak habis gentel boba lagi ye. dah habis nanti aku update
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@sofeachipscake tolong la sesiapa buatkan peta minda. aku kerja tak sempat baca pape pun pasal benda ni. nak summary.
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@archasm lil cousin was there masa tanam arwah nenek. lepas sampai rumah dia tak berhenti cakap βkesian nenek sorang. bila dia nak bangun balik rumah?β we said she wonβt wake up anymore. few days after, dtg melawat kubur. dia bisik, kubur sebelah dah bangun (sebenarnya korek liang baru).
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ash, how are you everywhere and tasted everything already??????.
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@hanaaZulaiikha snapchat yg buat dulu filter yg user boleh create one so user lain boleh pakai and most of them lawa je. but i guess typical malay tak pakai pun.
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@madirr_ @anaqlate @BernamaTV most mamak pakai pure milo bcs diorang dah contract dgn supplier. same it goes to their condensed milk and maggi. buy in bulk and contract for few years, bit cheaper compared to these local kedai makan places yg beli from supermarket.
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@mananazlanx but you can sense it right? by the circle your partner associate with, whatβs their attitude is like towards other people, like how they treat the waiters, or how they handle their anger during traffic jam, if semuanya indah then that means the girl is blinded by love? is it?.
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or a good attitude that turns out to be bad over time? or there wasnβt any red flag at all in the first place? takutnya. i honestly feel so detached from these type of issues. serammm weh.
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@TwtJodohMY TAKNAK CARI JODOH TAPI NAK CARI KAWAN PERGI MAKAN!!!!!!!!! area iskandar puteri/gelang patah pls. perempuan lagi bagus. please la dah bosan makan sorang sorang. saya suka museum dan saya suka masak untuk picnic. i have social anxiety tapi sunyi (sumpah tak make sense). hmu!.
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tak suka orang kejut. lagi lagi yg goncang badan org. even by you calling my name pun aku bangun dah. by you walking to my room pun aku boleh dgr dah. by you opening my door pun aku bangun dah. senang cerita, if you sleep next to me and you made a slight move pun aku bangun dah.
Apa cara yg korang rasa annoying and tak suka bila orang kejut korang tidur? . tak suka orang kejut i dengan tepuk tepuk kaki i. Tak kisah slow ke kuatπ€ jangan tepuk kt kaki.
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@pelisahh i sentiasa ingat ayat arwah boss i. if kene deal dgn org at work, paling teruk pun kene marah je. takdenya kene gigit ke kene buang kerja. sometimes we worry so much about making the perfect moves and jaga air muka sampai kan our main aim tak tercapai which is to just do our job.
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@NabellaAnuar if u pay for ngl premium and ppl who turn on their location setting click ngl link u pun dapat accurate. even a click, tak tanya soalan. i ada kakak office yg mmg tak turn off location setting ig. dia tanya soalan kat ngl, i can see her exact house location.
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arwah cikgu esa: ok semua hantar nota. me: *sitting in front of my locker the whole class buat buat cari nota*. him: dahlah nara. sampai tahun depan pun takkan jumpa benda yg tak wujud. π₯Ί.
Sejarah ni antara subjek yang saya tak suka semasa zaman belajar dulu. Barisan guru-guru sejarah pula semua jenis yang mengajar seperti menghulurkan bantal kepada pelajar. Kerja rumah pula lebih kepada menyalin buku teks je. Jadi, subjek ni sangat membosankan.
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@sisurvivor_ @surayaror atome ada banyak discount!!!!!! sometimes up to 15-25%. i would be dumb af to not use it and pay in full just for the sake of bnpl virgin when i can pay in full after a day or two of the purchase.
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@anepjambu @nishiiinis tengah panas, panjat column supervise kerja. aku cakap pasal gaji, bukan pasal risk dia. fahamkan ayat dulu bro.
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@_JayyElle 14 years old me, i just stare at her whenever she cries and play her blame card for wanting to see my dad. told her idc if she wanna cries her eyes out, i wanna see my dadβs family and that her tears meant nothing but ego. 24 years old now, i talk to them only when itβs necessary.
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@Ashsukamakan ash try la yg tumis cili hijau, bawang merah, bawang putih, belacan blender tu lepastu masukkan telur, tambah air sikit then tutup lid dia. surrrrrrrrrr sedap gila π₯³.
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@SundayAftrnoon @nikalwi_ @MhdAfqWhb you speak for your experience. now i speak for mine. sebab every cuti sem i kerja. bukan sebab nak duit lebih tapi mmg perlu. family mmg suruh, my dad akan bagi duit yuran je for first month. duit makan i pakai duit sendiri sampai la second month. ramai macam i. sheβs not special.
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@nurrmraa then⦠with pooping, cramp, rasa nak sendawa but at the same time muntah. hell combo.
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@eymahana @annazrulan preferably jgn tampal. org yg aim ur car akan aim untuk take ur baby first bcs they know u will listen their request if ur baby is in danger.
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@aidi_ezzhar @hannannorizan please, if nak ke tbs beli KKKL je. yg lain semuanya unreliable. tak pernah lagi dgr and experienced masalah if naik KKKL.
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second attempt with the same dough yg aku bulatkan malam semalam πππ
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hii iβm helping my colleague looking for any lorry trip to selangor for #daruratbajir. these are stuffs collected from community in Parit Raja. clothes, new mattresses, carpet & more. things are piling up and thereβs no transportation rn. pls hmu/reply to this tweet. thank you!
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aku punya boba tak manis sgt sebab aku letak gula sikit je and chewy yg elok hehehehehhe aku baru tahu rupanya kene tunggu boba sejuk dulu baru chewy dia macam yg boba normal π tadaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! pandang lah lihat lah boba ku dah jadi ππ»
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@anepjambu @nishiiinis yg tweet video pun kesian pasal dia makan. takde pasal risk. aku sebut pasal gaji doesnβt mean aku tak consider risk. rapid pengerang, team contractor untuk corrosion engineering.
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@mrmnzr my friends literally eat shellout for her makan beradab and diorang makan sampai habis π.
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bro padu beb ni pun buat sampai 5 trial baru jadi. okay, long way to go for me!!!!!!!!! πͺπ»
@jaejincandy @ShaMaisarah Boleh usha video ni
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@julesxanne @MeowPhone @hazeeqazml @BangbellBelia @NrlHafifa @beautifulnara tak pernah babysit ke? susu mcm enfalac is proven to help better in babyβs brain growth and some babies mmg tak boleh minum susu murah at early stage like my baby cousin. tgh malam sembelit, rushed pi clinic. skrg dah 2 y/o still trauma, mak dia kene pegangkan tgn kalau nak berak.
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salam. kami tak bodoh. kembung paling mahal pun dalam cuaca hujan + laut bergelora sekilo dalam rm21. tu paling mahal. kalau 2 ekor rm 11, ikan kembung tu besar lengan ke? badan ikan dalam gambar pun lagi kecik dari lubang sinki
RM11.00 untuk 2 ekor ikan kembung. Inilah padahnya bila ada rakyat malaysia yang terus beri kuasa pemerintahan pd BN. Dah lebih 60 tahun. kalau cerdik sepatutnya bagi untuk 2 penggal je. Tak kira dari parti mana sekali pun. 2 penggal tukar. Kalau teruk sangat sepenggal cukup
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@faizduncare Saya pernah part time cafe masa tunggu result spm dua tahun lepas, anak customer ni boleh cakap, "ha tu la dulu belajar malas" πππ.
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