monia lisa ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
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Barely tweet nowadays. But when I do, all opinions are my own.
Joined December 2015
No I don't want to be a strong independent woman anymore. I wanna be soft & taken care of.
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Because what do you MEAN you taknak pape?!? You taksuka kedai ni ke??? Nak makan kedai lain ke??? OK JOM LA MAKAN KEDAI LAIN TAKPELA.
It’s hard being a woman sometimes. Husband brought me to my fave restaurant. I happily chose my meal, then he said he didn’t want anything. So, obviously, I did the rational thing and burst into tears (The girls that get it, get it).
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Hello some ppl grow up looking at failed marriages and abusive households in their own families. U think it's not that deep, but that leaves trauma so it is that deep. Kenapa hentam orang takut? Salah dia ke membesar tengok mak dia kena pukul? Aunty dia dimadukan?.
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Buat buku macam dia successfully kicked covid padahal we haven't moved an inch from when all this first started lmao.
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Highly recommend you guys to have a pottery making session here. The old couple has been doing it for 20 years. My sibs and I are beginners and yet look at our craft! The uncle is soooo patient. 📍The Clay House, Melaka.💰RM80 per pax (KL RM150++)
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🤡 Unprofessional employers get unprofessional employees simple as that.
Macam mana dia boleh whatsapp je candidate untuk panggil interview and dia nak cakap pasal “respond to others appropriated and politely”. Resume submit melalui apa? Email? Surat? Kenalah tu buku dengan ruas. Nama orang huruf pertama kena huruf besar kan?
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I DAH JUMPA THE BEST MOISTURIZER FOR MY OILY SENSITIVE SKIN 😍. Dah sebulan sejak I pakai and takda breakout sikit pun! It has Ceramides & paling best, NO FRAGRANCE. I sensitive sangat to fragrance, ada sikit pun akan naik rashes so ni LOVE SANGAT 😭💗
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✨Cara bagi eyelash panjang tanpa falsies / extension✨. This is Loreal Telescopic Mascara! One of my sqinstar minta I order untuk dia. Bila nampak tiktok ni baru I faham kenapa 😂.
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My 12 year old brother mengaji 🥰 Dari kecik sampai besar belajar dengan umi je ktorg semua. I record dia sebab dia pandai taranum dari I 🤧. Kalau nak pandai mengaji macam adik I boleh join class mengaji online dengan my mum, ustazah bertauliah. or DM me
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Assalamualaikum. Sesiapa yang nak mengaji dengan Ustazah bertauliah secara online, boleh book slot mengaji dengan umi saya. Terbuka untuk Iqra, Al-Quran & tadabbur. One-to-one, RM25 sebulan.
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Belilah kayman stuffs from me I really just wanna clear my stocks 😞 I'm not an agent anymore just an ex agent trying to get my modal back 😞.
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Hello dah bosan dengan The Ordinary ke tu?. Jom try The Inkey List pulak (cheaper!)👻. Siap boleh buat skincare routine for your own skin ok kat website dia!. Then ss the items and PM me, I'll quote the price for you!.
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Nak shopping SheaMoisture tapi banyak sangat choices, taktau nak pilih mana satu?. I'm here to help! Let me list the products and sets for specific hair types & concerns. A thread.
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Senang nak cakap kalau tak dalam situation tu. So just stay in your lane & stick to what u know kalau sejenis takda empathy and understanding kat keadaan orang.
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"Kenapa CeraVe kat Malaysia harga mahal nak mampus?!". Don't worry, I punya CeraVe is the lowest price in market. Tak percaya boleh join my channel and compare my price 🤪. Main channel: Discuss:
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Bila tengok gambar kiri tak expect size dia sebenarnya belah kanan kan? First time I dapat, I terkejut sebab bigger than I expected 😂 . Presenting the CeraVe Acne Foaming Cream Cleanser 148ml, this is a thread!
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"Mana nak beli CeraVe dekat Malaysia?". I am taking preorders! 🤩. Harga affordable I promise & ETA end of July!. Link:
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Bath Body Works Little Black Party Dress. For those who loves to smell like Mon Paris 🥵. A party-perfect floral blend of frosted nectarine, black peony and white patchouli. Mist RM32.Lotion RM29.Body Cream RM30.
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Top: sunburned 2 days ago. Bottom: after using Illiyoon Soothing Ato Gel every morning, noon and night. Biasa tengahari I akan basuh muka dengan air & pakai moisturizer balik sebab oily skin kan 😶
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Assalamualaikum. My mum Ustazah yang ajar physical class tapi sebab PKP, semua class kena cancel and my mum takda pendapatan langsung 🥺. Kalau ada sesiapa berminat nak belajar mengaji dengan Ustazah bertauliah, boleh contact 💗
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@khairulaming Khairul aming dah boleh tweet ajak orang tukar telco lain. Mesti maxis immediately improve 👍🏻.
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✨Viral Tiktok Mascaras✨. - Loreal Telescopic Mascara.- Maybelline Skyhigh Mascara. Are you looking for it? 👀. Look no more because I'm taking orders this Friday! Preorder ETA is 1 month. My price is guaranteed cheaper than others 👻
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I woke up to this skin and nak nangis sebab lembut macam baby's butt 😭. I used all these for my skincare routine last night! Paula's Choice BHA tu baru start pakai semalam, tu yang buat muka I smooth gila dah takda rasa bumps 😍
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I can't believe some ppl are salty about this for some STUPID REASON. "Siap beli lampu matahari eh keluar jela rumah" nyah orang tu CONTENT CREATOR kau apa tau 😭😭😭.
Dah lama tak keluar rumah, matahari and bintang pun beli dekat Shopee 🥲
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I DAH JUMPA THE BEST SHAMPOO FOR MY DANDRUFF 😭. Ok hear me out. Susah sangat untuk I jumpa shampoo yang work sebab my scalp sensitive gila. Product tak ok je, memang dandruff macam ribut, gatal, merah merah. Insecure gila tau tak 😭.
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Reading this just makes me more adamant taknak print card kahwin. E-cards only. Hidden hantaran tu memang akan dibuat. Yall don't need to know what we got each other. Still conflicted on wedding dress though.
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Semalam cakap pasal Acne Foaming Cream Cleanser. Harini kita cakap pasal the famous SA Cleanser. Kenapa dia famous sangat? Kenapa ada dua jenis lain lain? Apa beza? 😩. This is a thread!
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A lil Quran fact:. Dalam surah al-Fatihah takda ayat yang kena baca dengung sebab kalau salah baca, jadi berdosa. Allah nak permudahkan sebab bukan semua boleh baca dengung dengan betul. Silap tajwid jatuh tak sah. I got this from my mum. Further read:
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Ada a few order buku Burn After Writing ni dekat I so I pun cari kat tiktok and wah MENARIKKKK. Basically the book have questions & u kena jawab honestly. If the questions are sensitive like a painful memory, you burn the page to let go of it. ✨RM60 only✨
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✨The Inkey List Intro Kit✨. Open for sharing sebab loose items lagi mahal dari harga dalam set 🥵. Hyaluronic Acid (30ml) RM25.Niacinamide (30ml) RM30.Tranexamic Acid Overnight Treatment (30ml) RM60.Caffeine Eye Cream (15ml) RM35. Jimat RM20 each item!.
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I tried watching business proposal but those kind of lame comedy shows just aint it for me. So I started hometown cha cha cha AND ITS SUCH A CUTE SHOW OMG.
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⭐️Cerave Preorder is Open⭐️. 22/11/2020 - 6/12/2020.ETA: Early January 2020. My Cerave is cheaper because it's preorder, ETA 1 month. If you can afford to wait, why not right? RM10 pun banyak beza tau. Jimat duit selagi boleh. Here are just some of my previous batch orders 🥰
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Tranexamic Acid Overnight Treatment I kena share tiktok. Dia suitable untuk hyperpigmentation and discoloration. Kalau ada scars yang degil tu, maybe it's time you try Tranexamic acid? Harga pun beza sikit je dengan TO Arbutin apa salahnya 👻.
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Men who cheat are trash. Men who like other girls while being in a rship are trash. Men who want their partner at the same time also want someone else are trash.
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@Frunchiemy @aidanurariza I cod and takdapat macam dalam gambar pun? Nak compensate dekat dia sorang je sebab? Ramai lagi yang problem sama??.
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Hey girls siapa pernah guna deodorant Old Spice Wilderness with Lavender ni?
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"Ordinary dekat Shopee tu original ke?". I'm now taking orders for The Ordinary from UK & Korea as well 🤩 Shop without doubt with me sebab I beli direct from website! Takpayah susah susah cari dekat shopee 🥳. Link:
"Mana nak beli CeraVe dekat Malaysia?". I am taking preorders! 🤩. Harga affordable I promise & ETA end of July!. Link:
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Assalamualaikum semua. Sejak kita masuk fasa pemulihan, ramai dah start pergi office balik, masuk kampus. Kalau ada yang nak mengaji tapi tak sempat nak pergi surau/belum buka, boleh join kelas mengaji online dengan Ustazah bertauliah 🥰.
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From this To this. From selling only Cerave, to branching out and getting orders for Loreal Telescopic alone nearly x50 units, and current batch Maybelline Sky High + Loreal Telescopic nearly x60 pieces on second day 🥰💗
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Sukalah kaftan jenis soft and simple je colors & pattern dia ni. Nak pakai duduk rumah pun selesa sebab sleeveless 🥰. Dahlah lukis tangan, bila basuh color tak turun so takpayah basuh asing. Convenient 🤩. ✨RM55 per piece✨.
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Did u guys know Cerave has a new cleanser for oily acne skin?. ✨Cerave Acne Control Face Cleanser✨. • salicylic acid to unclog pores & prevent acne.• clay to control oil.• ceramides to repair skin barrier.• niacinamide to control oil & acne. RM110 at
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#QuranQuiz. Siapa tau macam mana nak baca ayat dalam kurungan ni?. Kalau taktau, jom belajar tajwid & cara mengaji yang betul dengan my mum!. Ustazah bertauliah, one-on-one class, & paling best, online je!. Harga dalam next tweet 👇🏻
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Hello everyone!. I'm letting go of some books, price range RM10-RM30 only! Do let me know if you'd like any and DM me for the price okie. Postage RM5 regardless how many u get. *Xi Jinping is RM70 as I bought it for RM80 pls understand 🥲
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Recently one of my customer asked me to buy this for her. Today I saw this igtv apparently it's made of BOAR BRISTLES. Boar tu babi hutan ya in case ada yang taktau. So kalau anyone you know tengah guna, do let them know. Igtv: Credit: Awy Shalwiza
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Apa beza CeraVe Europe dengan US??? Peninglah 💆🏻♀️. Shopastenial explains here 👇🏻
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Tak tahan tengok benda mahal jadi murah dia auto rasa kena beli 😭. Body mist dari RM48.Wallflower bulb RM30.Deodorizing spray for men RM43!!. More from BBW US Semi-Annual Sale memang berbaloi sebab banyak scent yang takda kat Msia 🤪.
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✨Loreal Telescopic Mascara✨. Ala yang viral kat tiktok tu 👀. I sold almost x50 units of this termasuk the primer ok!. Opening orders again in 5 days. Siapa nak join? 👻. *Video dalam thread
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Can get both from me, preorder ETA 2 weeks! I purchase directly from Koreaaaa. 🔮Illiyoon Ceramide Ato Soothing Gel 175ml: RM65.🔮Laneige Lip Sleeping Mask 3g / 20g: RM13 / RM55. DM sini boleh, PM kat telegram pun boleh 🥰.
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Olaplex as low as RM60 below 👀. I open sharing Holiday Kit!.
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So sekarang I ambil order for this mascara & the primer as well!. Mascara RM55 each (ada normal, waterproof, semua harga sama).Primer RM48 each.Get the combo for ✨RM99✨ only! . Just DM me here to order or PM me at telegram!.
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Do book an appointment first bc it might look like it's empty but they kinda have ppl lined up everyday 😂. ☎️
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*sponsored.
What girls really want is laser hair removal treatment.
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Finally taking preorders again tomorrow after a month long hiatus and this time, I'm taking CeraVe US!. Link: Would appreciate every RT that I can get. Thank you so much for helping soread the word 💖
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Rambang mata tau sampai I pun checkout sekali 😂 Mine is the salmon pink dots in the first picture 🤪. Burga tough case (shockproof) is only RM89 instead of RM170+ each!. if you'd like to order before promo ends 🥵
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✨Starbucks Japan Gift Box✨. Any special occasions coming up next month? Get this Starbucks gift box from Japan 😍. 💸 Only add RM30 from price of Starbucks merch! Contoh tumbler RM215, nak gift box tambah RM30 so total is RM245. Steps in tweet below!
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💖SELF-CARE PRODUCTS UNDER RM50💖. Sometimes we gotta pamper ourselves kan? With body scrubs, cleanser elok, makeup quality etc. Walaupun banyak barang mahal, kita tak perlu beli luxury products semata nak manjakan diri pun!. A thread.
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I'm only like this if the boyfriend is an asshole. Kenapa u bitter dia suka show off boyfriend dia sweet pun? Kata kawan asal dengki?.
me to kawan yang suka show off relay kononnya boyfriend dia paling sweet dalam dunia tiba tiba update status whatsapp broken :.
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💋NYX Shine Loud💋. Looking for the viral lipgloss on tiktok? I gotchu girl! . Preorder at RM80 each, and you can have one too 🥳. What is it?.A 2in1 matte lip / gloss. The matte lip is transfer-proof & kalau nak nampak extra, just use the lipgloss sekali!. *ETA 1 month
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RM60 je for Olaplex No 3?! MANA!!. Olaplex Holiday Hair Fix RM230 1 box. Sharing RM60 each!. Ada-.No3: Post shampoo treatment.No4: Shampoo.No5: Conditioner.No6: Styling cream. For Shampoo Conditioner Bundle only RM250! Takdapat harga ni kat tempat lain 👻.
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Batch 0121 dah sampai 😍. Batch kali ni meriah sebab ada Tree Hut, Amlactin body lotion, PanOxyl, Olaplex, The Inkey List on top of Cerave~. Kalau nak join preorder Batch 0221 (this month) baru open! .
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"Rambut I curly tapi tak cantik curls dia sebab kering & rambut rosak 😭". ✨Coconut & Hibiscus✨ line is for you!. Use this and your curls akan jadi elok terletak!. Shampoo & Conditioner set RM110 only!. Individual price RM55 each. Masque RM65.
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Nak skincare tapi budget tak banyak?. I nak recommend satu set skincare (cleanser, toner, moisturizer + sunblock) untuk oily, sensitive, acne-prone skin!. 💰RM78 promo sekarang kat guardian. Harga sebenar RM130. Shopee: Personal review dalam thread 👇🏻
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This is honestly a huge problem tau tak. Nampak macam kecik tapi kau bayangkan aku tanya kau kat mana kau tak reply berjam jam tapi like gambar kat instagram?? If u can scroll Instagram u sure as hell can reply my text for 5 damn seconds.
She knows we can't be online 24/7. She knows we get busy at times and we can't reply fast to to her messages. But what makes her sad is when she sees us liking other photos on Instagram and we can't even find a time to reply to her messages.
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Hi!! My lil brother just started a smol business of making crochet hats hehe. They're all handmade by himself & needs all the support he can get \^-^/. If you cop these it'd be extremely helpful for him to buy more yarn for more hats 🥰.
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Person: (malas nak pergi sale sebab kena beratur, bersesak/ jauh dari sale area, decide to order kat personal shopper).Ps: ok 1 barang RM5 tau I charge.Person: eh barang seketul baru RM5 pastu u charge RM5 baik I pergi sendiri?. So? Pergilah sendiri?
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I'm gonna need all influencers to switch to lazada and promote so that shopee realizes their mistake in thinking they own e-commerce now.
Beli barang RM8.01 pun dah boleh guna coupon RM8 dekat Sasa at Lazada. Redeem cepat! Free shipping pun ada.
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Rambut gugur? Biasa iron & curl rambut? Cari shampoo yang tak turunkan dye rambut?. This ✨Jamaican Black Castor Oil✨ line is for you!. Shampoo & Conditioner set RM130 only!. Individual price RM65 each.
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✨Hask Tea Tree & Rosemary Shampoo✨. I pakai sebulan je shampoo ni, serious cakap dandruff I dah hilang. Kulit kepala I dah elok, takda meradang, takda gatal gatal, ya Allah bersyukur taktau nak cakap camna 😭💗
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If anyone is in Penang, is looking for an internship / senior officer position & has a Degree from social science, do let me know! My office is looking for people ☺️.
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Korang biasa beli CeraVe SA Cleanser 236ml berapa dekat Malaysia?. Range price RM100-RM120 kan?. Tau tak I ambil preorder ✨RM95✨ je? 👀.
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[Help RT]. Assalamualaikum. Sesiapa yang nak mengaji dengan Ustazah bertauliah secara online, boleh book slot mengaji dengan umi saya. Terbuka untuk Iqra & Al-Quran bagi yang berumur 14 tahun ke atas. Personal class, RM50 untuk 4x class sebulan.
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I just found out that you can contribute designs to Canva and they'll pay you for it??? Apparently lots of ppl have been doing it as a side income???.
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I nak bagi this 🌈Kaftan Melur in pastel green color for FREE! Free size fits to XL!. Just RT this tweet and subscribe to Giveaway ends on 30/3 11.59PM. Winner will be announced at my channel 💗
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Boleh pulak dia whatsapp orang dengan takde capitalization. Lepas tu marah orang reply macam member. I can't brain 🤡.
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Kesian haneesya tu ek. Lesson that's honestly general knowledge by now: never trust your friends when you're on top. I mean you should obv know which friend to doubt.
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Rambut straight tapi kembang macam singa & kering? I faham, rambut I pun sama. This is for us!. ✨Smooth & Tame✨. Shampoo & Conditioner set RM110 only!. Individual price RM55 each.
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Stop!! And!! Look!!!! At this CUTE CROCHET CARDIGAN my brother made for me I'm CRYING. It's still a work in progress but nearly done!! 😍. If y'all want him to custom something find him at 💗
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Fedup la dengan mgmt yang tak reti nak jaga kebajikan students sendiri. Hello @UNIMASofficial @ConfessUnimas @mppunimas student pavi ni kalau 2 kedai je yang buka manjang baik tutup jela terus. Memang students kaya hari hari nak beli kat Grab 👍🏻
Tak fahamlah unimas punya kedai makan ni kan semua buka atas pukul 2? Pastu banyak kedai yang tak buka, cuti suka hati, buka petang????? Habistu students ni nak makan apa eh??????.
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🍑Simple 4 products makeup🍑. I don't wear heavy makeup sebab I tak reti, so here's for the ones yang macam I hihi 👻. First 3 products sold by me here: Tiktok:
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A thread of some stuffs I'm selling! They include books & clothes 😬. Do help me RT if you see this, wanna clear out my stuffs cause I don't use them anymore, might as well get them a new home 🥲.
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I'm sorry tapi I tak setuju. The first brand I started selling was Kayman & LUSH. Kayman I agent, keluar modal beli stocks. LUSH I dropship, modal RM30 nak join. I promote dua dua with the urgency of an agent.
Nak buat bisnes ni kena berani kluar modal, once modal dh keluar stock dah ada kt tgn. Ada satu perasaan urgency yg mmbuatkan kita kuat utk trus mnjual. Slgi tk invest slgi tak ada stock kt tgn,kita takkan rasa benda tu & kita tkkan rasa kemanisan berniaga tu lg2 lpas ada buyer✨.
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Skin update! No filter✨
I woke up to this skin and nak nangis sebab lembut macam baby's butt 😭. I used all these for my skincare routine last night! Paula's Choice BHA tu baru start pakai semalam, tu yang buat muka I smooth gila dah takda rasa bumps 😍
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"Beli banyak dapat murah tak?". I siap buat combo okay. Get the overpriced CeraVe at a much cheaper price, only at my channel specially for my sqinstars 😘. Main channel: Discuss:
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Ada yang nak Burga Macbook case / Airpods case tak? . Actual price RM170 but I ada 20% off so ✨RM140✨ je for macbook & ✨RM80✨ for airpods! . Malam ni kena checkout dah sebab code only valid tonight! . Check & DM me if you're interested okiiiii!
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She has thin cornea so takboleh buat lasik. Kalau boleh buat lasik mestilah dia dah buat.
Implantable Contact Lens RM7.5K per eye 😭 Jaga la mata elok2 siapa yang tak rabun tu. Besar nikmat penglihatan ni.
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Cultbeauty 20% off Skincare SALE!. Brands include Paula's Choice (cheaper than in MY!), Drunk Elephant, Herbivore, Versed, Inkey List, Glow Recipe & much more!. Only at
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Cyberjaya community really is another level.
@bartbhrdn Kalau nak kunafa fresh yang bukan frozen, boleh beli dari Aldar Lounge ni. Murah je dorang jual dekat Telegram Cyberjaya Food.
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@tattyhassan Just wanted to share, my mum pun ada buat class mengaji online. Another option in case anyone tengah look around, cari guru yang lagi sesuai dengan cara ☺️.
[Help RT]. Assalamualaikum. Sesiapa yang nak mengaji dengan Ustazah bertauliah secara online, boleh book slot mengaji dengan umi saya. Terbuka untuk Iqra & Al-Quran bagi yang berumur 14 tahun ke atas. Personal class, RM50 untuk 4x class sebulan.
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