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20♂ | Autistic | Vegetarian | he/him | 🇺🇦🇵🇸 | @LUFC 🇮🇨 | @HerthaBSC 🟦 | @YorkshireCCC 🏏 | @FarsleyCelticFC ☘️ | @OfficialBullsRL 🐂

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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
5 months
Shaking the camera up and down to make it look like there's an atmosphere 🤣
@Tinkerler99
TheLCFC🦊💙
5 months
#LUFC I predict playoffs🌚
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
4 months
Say what you want about Dan James but he did more to test Southampton in a quarter of a game than the rest of them did combined today
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
3 months
Us and Southampton got relegated whilst playing by the rules when the three teams above us all cheated, what the fuck is even the point?
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
3 months
BREAKING: Leicester have lodged an appeal after the Premier League dismissed the club’s challenge against their Profit and Sustainability Rules (PSR) jurisdiction 🚨
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
4 months
Me watching Red Bull Leeds win a 7th straight Premier League title
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
9 months
We don't cheat on our dying wives!
@BBCLookNorth
BBC Yorkshire
9 months
Rio Ferdinand: Leeds United fans anger 'wrecks my head'
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
6 months
Enzo Maresca ever since Farke schooled him at Elland Road
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11 months
@ACSfessions Because you'd be making 20k a year doing unskilled labour
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Joshua 🦚
8 months
@WycombeDJ @CraigFarrell_25 @nocontextfm1 The blackout has existed since the 1960s? Year on year attendances have nothing to do with it.
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
8 months
@WycombeDJ @nocontextfm1 Does it fuck, it means people find illegal livestreams instead 🤣
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Joshua 🦚
2 months
@fiago7 Getting the band back together for old time's sake
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
11 months
@azza_utd @JamieHComedy You might stack them in a nice pile if you're a good human being, though
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
10 months
@OfficialVizeh And now you've said that Spurs will win 1-0 with a 90+4th minute penalty
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
7 months
Started in front of him and ended up behind him 😭
@htafcedits
htafcedits
7 months
Just Brodie Spencer outpacing Dan James... What a talent we have 😍 #htafc
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
7 months
@ACSfessions Surely being in a coma is a valid reason to resit a year?
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Joshua 🦚
6 months
Wow, when you're in the middle of the away end, you can hear the people around you more clearly than people in other stands. 🤯
@shack_6201
𝐒hacko
6 months
Leeds United atmosphere is the biggest myth in football. Truly terrible only sing when they’re winning “big club” #hcafc #LUFC
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
1 month
Poor bro is going to wake up in the morning and find out that things have gotten 10x worse 💀
@LufcZain
Zain 🇵🇸🇵🇰
1 month
Ok off to bed fuck you Farke 🖕🏽
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
4 months
Genuinely don't even want to be back in the PL. It takes 3 good seasons to just be competitive, Man City win the league every season, and the big 6 get to control what happens while everyone else gets punished. The issue is that we financially need to go up, so it's tricky.
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
@ACSfessions "What's your favourite football team?"
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
8 months
@chrispdawg3 @cnviolations Yes, it means that the money is becoming more valuable and that prices are going down. It's not a good thing though since it encourages people to save rather than spend, which slows down economic activity.
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
10 months
@Will_MUFC99 @uwerosler28 Doesn't work when it's just wrong though
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
11 months
@ACSfessions "Experimented" my brother in Christ you are gay
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
@ACSfessions Surely there has to be some people submitting confessions that aren't about trying to have sex or having sex
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
7 months
@EFL Legalise pyros, ban signs asking for shirts imo
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
11 months
@edwardemmerson @oscarwdubs @FulhamFC @TonyKhan You literally can't have "mixed" areas in the Professional Leagues
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
11 months
@OfficialVizeh The Brenden Aaronson effect, Berlin is blue. 🔵
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
@ishotasegod @cnviolations Yeah, and the one typing in all caps isn't
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
11 months
@dnctway @F1 Disqualification for running an illegal car is probably the least controversial decision that the FiA can physically make
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Joshua 🦚
9 months
@OfficialVizeh Alfa Romeo Sauber's new name
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
I'm genuinely not sure if there's a single winger in the world who can regularly score that. It had a 0.01 xG, it's literally a 1 in 100 chance of scoring there - to even hit the bar is a great effort. 😭
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
11 months
@ConnorMOT92 Think we can get 13 if the starting XI stays fit
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
10 months
Non-Leeds fans pulling out ol' reliable whenever they're losing an argument against a Leeds fan
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
7 months
@gabseido @OfficialVizeh @elIisburner @cfc_ad11 You had one league title and zero European trophies before Roman took charge, don't flatter yourself.
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
It will never not be hilarious that the one defeat came against a Leeds United side who got relegated on 31 points that season
@Squawka
Squawka
7 months
Virgil van Dijk's Premier League record at Anfield as a Liverpool player: ◉ 93 games ◉ 77 wins ◉ 15 draws ◉ 1 defeat ◎ 46 clean sheets ◎ 12 goals This is VVD's house. 🏰
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Joshua 🦚
8 months
@wtf1official Being at Red Bull from 2007-2013 before leaving F1 makes it a giveaway that it's Webber.
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
10 months
@FootyAccums I won £4 on a £1 scratchcard yesterday
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Joshua 🦚
1 month
@nocontextfm1 21 training with the first team, 15-20 training apart, and the other 1-6 have vanished into the abyss.
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
@_captainpulisic @dcfcnetti @Ash__1992__ You're the one who started talking about us first, Yank 💀
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
11 months
He's annoyed because Burnley's relegation rivals picked up a point against Liverpool, he's obviously nor celebrating Diaz's dad having been kidnapped you weird bastard.
@The92Bible
The92Bible
11 months
A nice, normal tweet there 😳
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Joshua 🦚
9 months
@ellis_platten Are you actually being serious calling Huddersfield our 2nd biggest rivals? 🤣 You might not get it as someone who lives in Norwich, but growing up in Leeds, Bradford fans wouldn't let me live it down that they beat us for a year and a half. So yes, it is a rivalry.
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
Dan James is fit, run it back
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
10 months
Thomas Frank is worse than Jurgen Klopp. You clearly don't watch the Championship if you think he's likable.
@iamkrwyn
shaun (NEW ALBUM OUT NOW)
10 months
ange hype, thomas frank is the most likeable manager in the league but because he's not dangerously obese he won't get a mention
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
@LUFCMOTcom @FrazFletcher £30m would be a great deal for us, I never want to see any of those loan players again 👍
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
Wonder who that handsome fuck is?
@246matt
matthew crowther
7 months
State of it #LUFC
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Joshua 🦚
2 months
@_billyreid I appreciate how this is your main concern when you're on the verge of getting sacked 🤣
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
@Jackclufc Same people who cream over European atmospheres will moan whenever English fans try and show a bit of passion for their club
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
@ACSfessions Literally the scene in the Inbetweeners when Simon got beaten up by a kid ahead of a girl who liked him 😭
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
@Cosm1cz By far the most expensive squad in the league and having picked up 4 points from the last 4 games yet they think they're proving the doubters wrong 😭
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@j0shuav2
Joshua 🦚
1 year
Friendly reminder that the national parties don't care about anywhere outside of the London commuter area
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Joshua 🦚
6 months
@SFCAlfie1885 Hello? still can't not transfer my tokens to trust wallet or metamask, is there anyone who can sort this out for me. Thanks
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
@LUFC @Daniel_James_97 Love to see him proving everyone who doubted him wrong. His work ethic is fantastic.
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
@_britmonkey Honestly this, self-checkouts are perfect for small shops. Not to mention they're a lot quicker and cheaper than having a few tills which are each staffed by someone.
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Joshua 🦚
8 months
@GrahamSmyth It would be nice to celebrate those two while they're still alive, instead of waiting until after they've passed to honour everything they've done for the club.
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
Another team has rejected the reciprocal pricing deal so they've kicked off at Leeds. According to EFL rules, away fans have to be charged the same that home fans in the same stand are, unless reciprocal pricing is agreed. We offer £20/£25 reciprocal pricing. Blame your owner.
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
most peaceful afternoon in harehills
@YappAppLtd
YappApp
10 months
Dramatic scenes unfolded in #Leeds this afternoon as a double-decker bus was engulfed in flames following an arson attack The ongoing incident is on Strathmore Drive in the #Harehills area of the city. The fire broke out around 1:30 pm, causing significant damage to the vehicle,
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Joshua 🦚
6 months
Time to admit that he's one of the players who Bielsa maximised the potential of, and no one else has been able to be successful with him. People who want to sign him back need to realise how horribly that would go, as much as we may like him.
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
6 months
"Terrible player. A disaster."
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Joshua 🦚
5 months
@alexpnefc Feel like if people were actually jumping about there'd be other people in the vide doing it, ans the camera wouldn't be moving in a nice straight line 😮‍💨
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
The "forced limbs!" Brigade needs to fuck off, every time there's a massive pile-up there's got to be at least someone who wanted to do it. And besides, why are they more pressed about people showing passion for their club than people who film whole matches? 😵‍💫
@will_lobley7
Will
10 months
Summerville causing deaths
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
@JavenLFC @nocontextfooty Not really when all of them had been in the PL for several years before getting relegated
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Joshua 🦚
6 months
@L0nzy @ocfc_1967 @Jordan_WATP @CameronJN28 @BhoyinRed @GWR Mate you're just proving to everyone that you have the IQ of a crayon here
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Joshua 🦚
9 months
@ellis_platten They are rivals to Leeds fans from Leeds. In the same way that Hull are rivals to East Yorkshire Whites. There's not many Bradford fans in East Anglia, so you wouldn't get it.
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Joshua 🦚
1 year
@ScottPurdue8 @petelovesleeds @QPR Hi Scott mate, how are you?
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
Who the fuck is a Go Ahead Eagles fan in Sheffield?
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9 months
@ellis_platten Wearing your local rival's shirt is just plain weird though
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3 months
@nffc_news__ That's great, I'm a Leeds fan and we would have stayed up
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11 months
@JFCTom2001 Tbf 20,000 Rupees is only about £200
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10 months
I mean, we do.
@Will_MUFC99
William🇾🇪
10 months
Mufc
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@LCFC_World @OfficialVizeh It wasn't football violence, it was a terrorist attack by an ISIS supporter
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11 months
@Adrian_ALAW @ACSfessions So basically you couldn't hack first year and dropped out
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4 months
Up the Leeds
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10 months
@Ash__1992__ As well as he's doing now, the timing of the transfer was horrible. We didn't need to be signing 'ones for the future' in the Jnauary window of our second successive relegation battle.
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Joshua 🦚
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@CFCLeckie @OfficialVizeh Rather get a yellow card then have a player sent off, your manager sent off, and concede a penalty tbh
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Joshua 🦚
21 days
Hull fan in the Leeds Station Maccies was shouting about every Leeds fan he could find, saying things like they're "glory supporting cunts" and and kicked off at me when I tried to get my order. Just because Hull got embarrassed doesn't mean you have to embarrassed yourself, son
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Joshua 🦚
4 months
"Something's bothering me about this place... *gasps* this lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits!"
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@ManuclearBomb
H-O-T-T-O-Jon-Snow
3 years
Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.
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11 months
@a722819933 @jongel89 @M0npho @tomcafc @EnglandRugby Oh yeah, frequently see Welsh flags being waved at Anfield.
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Joshua 🦚
22 days
@LUFC 3/10 window. Sold our 3 best players for boatloads of money and replaced them with the cheapest players we could find. What should have been our title to lose has gone to becoming probably a Playoffs squad. 49ers out, useless Yanks.
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
@MrPaulRobinson It's funny watching all of the players that we've known to be rubbish for a year reveal themselves to be rubbish, after Americans have spent months telling us that they were our best players.
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Joshua 🦚
8 months
@merf_is_back this brought out the sperg in me
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Joshua 🦚
1 month
@LUFCDATA Big picture. We killed them, we didn't lose, and if we play like that every game we'll win the league.
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
Made a joke about someone having listened to a song nearly 24,000 times this year and now I've got stan Twitter coming for my neck 😭
@HealysGuggiQ
kara ⎕ ⸆⸉ ❔| 2 DAYS TILL ALESSI- KARLA OOMF UP 💜
10 months
you look like a big strange time to be alive fan @j0shuav2
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
"Sheffield is no longer an English city", as someone who lives here, it's easily over 80% White. Not to mention there are more East Asians than Blacks here. Just because ethnic minorities exist doesn't mean that they've taken over every city in the country ya weirdo 😵‍💫
@AshleaSimonBF
Ashlea Simon
10 months
For all of the morons that claim “If you’re born here, you’re British”, does this look like British culture to you? Sheffield is no longer an English city. 😡
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10 months
@ACSfessions Pretty much any one in a Northern city. Leeds, Liverpool, Manchester, etc.
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Joshua 🦚
1 year
@F0rdy72 @secondtierpod @SAFC_Analysis Kind of hard to bring 3,000 fans when you have an allocation of 2,000
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9 months
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@1875cal
Cal
1 year
Bookmark this, Wayne Rooney takes us back to the Premier League. I can’t wait
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Joshua 🦚
6 months
That's a bit of a stingy investment
@BBCLookNorth
BBC Yorkshire
7 months
River Swale: Yorkshire Water to invest £4.8 in treatment works
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Joshua 🦚
7 months
Matt Petgrave needs to be locked up for years. I don't think he intentionally killed him - but at best he was carelessly reckless, and at best he was trying to cut him as an 'intimidation tactic'. Your skate doesn't just casually fly up to neck height unintentionally.
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
8 months
Adam Johnson: Man arrested on suspicion of manslaughter is rebailed until April as investigation continues into Sheffield ice hockey death
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Joshua 🦚
5 months
The boos were aimed at the ref, though the players didn't exactly deserve clapping off after how shite they've been this week.
@Sophs_C
Sophie 💙💛
5 months
Anyone that booed at final whistle. You’re a fucking cunt.
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Joshua 🦚
8 months
Jude Bellingham might actually just have zero flaws in anything. Everything he does in football he does to a top standard, and he's also a good guy.
@galladawg_
Galladawg
8 months
Jude Bellingham after tackling Mason Greenwood “R*PIST”
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Joshua 🦚
5 months
Where the fuck do you find this stuff at Elland Road? I ask for food in the Kop Bar and settle for a bag of crisps since all they've got is 3 meat pies and hot dogs.
@FootyScran
Footy Scran
5 months
Cheeseburger, vegan and chicken loaded fries at Leeds United ( @LUFC ) 💷 £7.50 each
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
@Adrian_ALAW @ACSfessions Alright old man, let's get you to bed
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Joshua 🦚
4 months
Get whoever built that to build a tram system in Leeds, we might actually get one in my lifetime that way
@ESPNcricinfo
ESPNcricinfo
4 months
Nassau County turns itself around in quick time for the #T20WorldCup 🇺🇸
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Joshua 🦚
3 months
@jamieallan1998 Sorry, I don't listen to scabs
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Joshua 🦚
10 months
@IufcIiam I love how other teams have it in their heads that we have a tendency to fall apart when 3 of our last 4 seasons have seen us: -Win the league by 10 points -Have a late season surge to finish 9th -Survive a relegation battle
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
@WilliamJ93 Travelling abroad midweek for a reserves fixture is crazy 🤣
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Joshua 🦚
2 months
Spain has a monarchy aswell ya pillock
@HazLFC97
Haz
2 months
FUCK. THE. KING. 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
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Joshua 🦚
11 months
Fall forwards after a goal and you'll land on the pitch
@TOFFEEBLUECAST
TOFFEE BLUECAST
11 months
🔵 Think they've worked hard on making sure it feels like the fans are really close surrounding the pitch. Gonna be a special ground this 😍
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Joshua 🦚
5 months
And Farke got 90+ points with this squad, what's your point?
@samh__15
Sam
5 months
@LufcZovic Jesse Marsch gets 80+ points with this squad btw
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