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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 month
The 'legging it off from your teammates' is one of the greatest forms of goal celebration
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Wow, didn't see that one coming
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Together again, Watford's ex-managers
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Big shout out to Hamburg's Panoptikum wax museum for an image that will now haunt my every waking hour
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
I love this man #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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11 months
Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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@MrPaulRobinson
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6 years
Not surprised, with his record
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Loads of UK festivals are banning glitter this summer
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@MrPaulRobinson
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Mrs Peter Drury: "Cup of tea, dear?" Peter Drury: "To tea or not to tea, that is the question. Will Liverpool make mugs of Chelsea, or is it the cup that cheers for Pochettino? There's a real treat brewing here, expect bags of excitement!" Mrs Peter Drury: "I'm leaving you."
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
I'VE GONE AGAIN #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
"And one final question from a Mr M Bielsa of Wetherby, he says can you be in at eight tomorrow for some murderball?" #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 months
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announces the date for the General Election
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
"This week, I 'ave mostly been hosting the G7 summit."
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
"Richard, why don't you just interview yourself?" This is why Madeley, Morgan et al can't stand Mick Lynch: he's not scared of them. Even better, he *laughs* at them
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Turns out you know fuck all, lads #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Novak Djokovic leaving Australia
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
Going to spend the rest of the day looking at this piece of Hugh Grant fan art
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@MrPaulRobinson
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20 days
"Ladies and gentlemen, James Dean Bradfield."
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@MrPaulRobinson
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10 months
Sheer delightful football #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment*. *wishing they'd never been born #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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"What is the charge? Eating a plant? A succulent garden plant?"
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@MrPaulRobinson
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6 years
When you've buried your wife under the patio but still have to do the missing person appeal
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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"I once had half-a-dozen good games for Leeds and decided I was the new Roberto Baggio." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Farewell to Rasmus Kristensen. You looked like a hitman, but played like the kitman #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
You have to say that's magnificent #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Italy 0 This Lunatic 1 #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Marcelo Bielsa, what a man #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
We'll always have Stoke #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
"If you don't want to be here then fuck off." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Well done, lads. Well fucking done #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Looks like the news has reached teletext #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Fair point. I vividly remember thinking, at the height of lockdown, that Chris Moyles and Eileen from Corrie had both gone shamefully missing in action
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@MrPaulRobinson
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10 months
The great man is here #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Afternoon #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Forgive me if I side with the former coach of Argentina, Chile and Athletic Bilbao over the shower that appointed Paul Heckingbottom and have spent the last year patting themselves on the fucking back about deals with Socios, Skrill and SeatGeek #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Just stubbed my toe on our kitchen table and the ref gave Man United a free kick #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Just bumped into this nice young man in town #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Remember when we were overtrained? Thank fuck we knocked that on the head #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
*Breaks down in tears* #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
"I was fully supportive of the decision to take Wilfried Gnonto off and bring Rasmus Kristensen on, and said as much at the time." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
"It's just me and Stuart Dallas." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Appearances: 34
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Leeds Twitter watching Kalvin #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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6 years
Alex Ferguson at Billy Bremner’s funeral. Some things really are more important than football #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
"Sorry if you heard some inappropriate language just a moment ago, it was Andy Hinchcliffe talking out of his arse." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Wonderful scenes, really heartwarming stuff
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Did we look brilliant? No Did we look alright? Yes Did we try? Yes Did I miss any of those wankers who've legged it? Did I fuck ONWARDS #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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11 months
Just remembered this, lovely stuff #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Raphinha (hamstring, eight weeks) #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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@MrPaulRobinson
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5 years
You have to say that's magnificent #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
Twelve points clear of third with no games to go, you'd have taken it at the start of the season #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 months
Were we a bit crap today? Yes Has it been an enjoyable season? Yes Do people saying 'Farke out' need their heads examining? Yes Will we ever score from a corner? No Would you want to support anyone else? FUCKING HELL NO #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Five years ago tomorrow #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
"I once spent an evening walking round London with a pint of milk as a protest against authoritarianism."
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@MrPaulRobinson
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11 months
Drink up, Trig, drink up we're leaving #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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National Service, absolutely loved by a load of people who *checks notes* didn't do National Service.
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@MrPaulRobinson
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Pablo Hernandez, he played for United #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 months
I've just nominated the woman on the left here for a Pride of Britain award
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@MrPaulRobinson
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"Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you and go and do an interview with Paul Brand from ITV?"
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
As we approach Easter, let us all give thanks for the resurrection of Junior Firpo #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Don't be sad it's over, be happy that it happened #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
"See you next weekend, be good for your mum." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
"Release Mike Dean's family." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
You pair of wankers #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
I want to moonwalk, son, but life's a shithouse #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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5 years
“And then Kiko came running out like Usain Bolt in a fucking blindfold and the whole thing went shit shaped.” #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
"I saw Illan Meslier playing in the Leeds academy when he was 16." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Every single person watching on the telly yesterday: "Alright, going out for a goal-ki... WHERE THE FUCK HAS HE COME FROM?" #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
Three months ago I had never heard of Fabrizio Romano, now I'm hoping to spend Christmas and New Year with him #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
Not saying Bielsa's thorough, but since the fixtures were announced he's watched all of Liverpool's games from last season, the director's cut of A Hard Day's Night and every episode of Brookside ever made #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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“I won nothing at Leeds and at Inter, we won lots of trophies. But my time at Leeds was the best of my life. Because everyone felt alive.” Olivier Dacourt, what a man. #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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"I once paid £300,000 to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club for the world's first mud-based ice rink." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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9 months
Is that... a Leeds salute from Rutter during the celebrations? #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Pascal making the rest of us look bad, the smooth bastard #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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Mate who supports Leicester is panicking about them appointing Marsch, just sent this to cheer him up #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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A cold day in January and he's attending the match in a Yorkshire Television T-shirt, give this man several hundred northerner points #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Strong winds aren't always a bad thing #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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Piroe's medical: "Have you got two legs?" "Yes." "Quick, sign here." #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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Silly old Leicester, getting 40 million quid for Harvey Barnes when they could have let him go on loan to Red Bull Lederhosen or somewhere for a year #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Just seen a Wolves fan on here with this as their profile pic, what a time to be alive #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
High time Bielsa changed his style, he could learn a lot from some of the division's English manage... oh #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
#LUFC can confirm Tyler Adams has joined Bournemouth on a permanent deal, for an undisclosed fee
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
"Hello, is that Ofcom? I'd like to report a murder."
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
Birmingham would have retired his waistcoat by now
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Belgian 15-year-old Ben Mertens has become the youngest player to win a qualifying match at the World Snooker Championship
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@MrPaulRobinson
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@MrPaulRobinson
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1 year
Give it him until the end of the season #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Thoughts are with the seventeen Wolves players who went down with serious injuries during the second half #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 months
What a picture #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
What a year #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
Happy Marcelo Bielsa Day #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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2 years
Cancel all games on the day of the coronation and award a point to every team, it's the only respectful thing to do #lufc
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@MrPaulRobinson
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3 years
The brass fucking neck on it
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
It's compulsory to post this whenever Tom Baker is trending
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@MrPaulRobinson
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4 years
Can't see Valencia selling this Rodrigo bloke to a direct rival #lufc
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