Ndakagara hangu muzupco tweeting, this slay mama comes to sit besides me. Noticing my twitter she goes," nhai WhatsApp yako I whatsapp chii" ndikati it's not whatsapp it's twitter. Zvikanzi ahewa hnty Kunana FM ,GB and gold WhatsApp yako ichii. Ndakazongoti WhatsApp twitter ...
Ndamuka ndine mosquito yakafa padama today. I think yaruma pimple ranga rachena then instead of sucking in on blood, it sucked that white pimple stuff ndokubva yadzipwa ndokubva yafa.
Harare is deadly. This girl just walked into a pharmacy, bvaangoti usual order please. Kwakutambidzwa her morning after pill , paid, akaenda hake mwana wevaridzi.
The guy in the next room was having intense tlofu tlofu while banging some loud music on his speakers. Zesa yazongoti sudurukei unexpectedly speaker ndiye dzii kudzima. 😂What I heard in those mere two or three seconds😂🙌...
My girlfriend asked me what i would do if the world was about to end in thirty minutes and i told her i would "sex" her and she said okay and what about the remaining 28 minutes...
VID today shocked a bus driver in Chitungwiza by giving him $200 for wearing his seatbelt in their "Arrive Safely" campaign. Then they asked him, "What are you going to do with this money?"
The excited driver responded "I will use it to get myself a drivers license."
What makes Jah prayzer a complete artist is that he can dance, his vocals are on point and to top it all off, he plays an instrument, anorova mbira hake mukomana uya. Winky D, I don't think anotombogona kuridza kana hosho ini......
Boys rese re areas rotokuudza kuti Kari easy rakatombopinda and kanoroveka easy, robva rakusimbisa kuti ka freak kanoita zvese zvese. Iwewe nenzara wobva wanoyedza and wopinda zveshuwa....... wobva wamitsa.
Zvekuti "I'm a college dropout" just doesn't feel motivational coming from the likes of ana holy. Kunenge kwaitove kuremerwa chaiko vakati zvemagitare zvinenge zviri nani.
Unenge uchitozvifambira hako ne soulmate yako muroad and some guy decides to drive his latest Benz slowly achipfura nepaside penyu. Before you know it...... Watova fan remusic ya Adele na Kae chaps.