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Event Coordination Specialist 🥂 | Island Foodie (suggest good eats 🥘) Still a Masicka stan account 🐊 | Forever a Walking Bomboclaat 🚶🏾♀️
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NEVER give another woman money. I do not care what her circumstances are. That is not your problem
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I’m the “I love you all so much” drunk
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Phone rang and I answered. Girl ask “a who this?” I said “his gf who’s this” sis said “his gf for three months” I said “three months outta mi two years?” Boops now mi gi him di phone and seh “yuh gf on the line” man cuss mi out seh mi no respect him privacy and MEEE fi apologize
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This won’t ever happen to you again cause we now have a plastic ban.
I performed in Jamaica before & when i got off the stage I was surrounded by police with guns drawn. They were ready 2 take me to jail b/c they said I forgot to bleep a couple curses.... I could make one mistake & go to jail in a diff country where women have no rights.
#FreeAsap
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Some people cya bring dem man near school
Cardi B just made a 100,000$ donation to her old school in Bronx❤️❤️
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She looks like Jamaica
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My man is on the road, how do I get him arrested?
Are you home? You should be. The curfew is now in effect.
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If my ex is calling then yes, cause I’d like him to hear what a real orgasm sounds like.
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Why i post this on WhatsApp and smady seh it look like two man a par?
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Bought my man a turbo this morning 🧍🏽♀️
Anyway, get you man car parts 💕
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Y'all scared to watch lucifer but have premarital sex on Saturday and go to church Sunday. Foh
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I hate you. You hate me. Let’s get together and kill Barney with an M16 and a 4x4. No more purple dinosaur
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Told this bredda to clear my SHEIN cart cause it’s only $52. Should I have specified USD?
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How are you offended by “Men are trash” if you aren’t trash?
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Popcaan: wah Jamaica national bad word?
Entire unruly crowd in unison: BOMBOCLAAT!!
I love when my people unite
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Ms. Grippy 😉
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So nobody no wah march fi raise minimum wage?
HAPPENING NOW: United Independents' Congress (UIC) members clash with cops as they march from Sir William Grant Park to Gordon House to demand the resignation of all 63 MPs. They are also protesting against mandatory vaccination.
#ONews
#JamaicaObserver
#AlwaysAhead
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He knew the kinda person he was with. I’d like to hear her side first. She probably sent him to uni and he cheated. Stop take woman tings
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Sumn soft
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Me: mommy Christopher Taylor still a run a champs eno
Mommy: weh him still a do a calabar? Him a teach?
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Guys. Don’t forget. Tomorrow the customs threshold raises to $100USD. Put things inna yuh cart from now
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I hate double standards. Cause now i have to defend the men. How many women are 30+ with none of those things and 3 kids waiting on a man to save them? Life is hard and people are doing their best. Kmt
30+ as a man.
No serious relationship
No business ventures
No property
And only own a car? (Maybe not even that)
Just go bury yourself, pleaae
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This is the argument poor people use to feel better about being poor
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In Jamaica 500 barrels missing
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If I’m in a dance and this riddim comes on and I hear this foolishness mi a cut the sound wire dem
Dancehall Is Back!
Dutty Money Riddim (Go Go Club Riddim by Rvssian)
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$680 fi one zinger. Lmfaoo. KFC can promptly suck yuh mada if dem think mi ago buy dat cause I definitely am.
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First of all this is trash. Everybody know seh backshot a wi national position
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@r0timi_jr
If that’s what you want then get it sister. Do you need a nail tech recommendation?
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Thanks for "bike back" mi G, Kartel shouldn't box yuh, yuh neva deserve dat
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After sex compliment har pussy. Tell har it tight. We like hearing that shit. Mek shi know exactly how much yuh enjoy inna har.
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Me: ugh. My nails look like such trash
Him: check your account... get em done 😫
A man who listens>>>>
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My man told me he was done with me and I went home with him. Offered him food and cuddled him. Idk who he was talking to but it wasn’t me
What’s the craziest thing you did after a breakup? 🙃👀
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There is no greater beverage
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@lavern_spicer
@AdarWeinreb
This is correct. Jamaican is a nationality. It just means you were born in Jamaica. Jamaicans can be Asian, Caucasian, Black, etc
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Good night ladies and “mi will mek yuh climb wall backway”
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Man: babes mi wudda suck off dem breast deh right now
Me to the police right side a him: So you’re just gonna let him harass me?
Police: him no touch yuh miss
Apparently
@JamaicaConstab
doesn’t educate their officers on the definition of sexual harassment
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My vagina is now allergic to poor men and men under 6ft
Thanks
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Drop a cool photo of you doing your job
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Shaggy AND Masicka? I have a hole for each of them
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I did a wedding in St. Mary. My man said he missed me at around 12am. I finished the event. Drove to trelawny for my things and then drove back to Spain. Reach after 3am. Mi love man like dawg
The right person ring my phone rn me drive go Mobay and back inna the night ya. Unnu nuh serious bout the love ting
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MJ tweeting from the grave and my friends can’t text me back
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I got sugared. I bought lingerie. I wanted to drink and do nasty things to my man. He said “tomorrow”. El oh el
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Dear
@PurplecowKris
LC is now a part of my daily life. I no longer wish to see images of you. Please only post LC and LC related content
Regards,
Shay
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Yeah, bun
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Hey guys. Just a reminder... yuh crush nah medz yuh. Drink mint tea and stay healthy
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Dwl. Jamaica goodly record 28 murder last night alone
REVIEW: Barbados recorded 28 murders in 2018 - down from 30 murders in 2017
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My favourite tweets are people getting the things they want. Mi love dis bad
In today's episode of terrible financial decisions:
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Nobody cudn tell me seh supligen start come wid liquor inna it?
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If I’m already wet, skip the foreplay and rest cocky inna hole please.
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Saying “nobody” is a stress. Many of these women are fully aware of their situation and have access to take the necessary precautions but choose to bring children into the mix for reasons ranging from children are blessings to keeping a man.
We also fail to recognise that nobody “chooses” to bring a child into poverty. We’re neglecting that these are actually marginalised people who lack access to SRHR services and products. We tend to broad brush our privilege when really these things happen to the most vulnerable.
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If I tell you to cum in me DO NOT DO IT. Dick makes me crazy
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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again.
Unu memba how Bolt run and retire and just a live him life now? Yeah. Morewhile people fi puddung dem passion
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Hi guys. This is what I do at home. I’m really bored and I need friends 🤦🏾♀️
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There was no prank. They argued fr. Men just don’t stay mad at each other like that unless it gets violent.
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*opens a bottle of water*
Man selling water down town: wata slimmaz?
Me: I have one
Man: mine special shorty. A jeezas sweat inna dis
I now have two bottles of water guys
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Yah worry bout the lady Shein clothes and a wear synthetic wig? Fix up yuh folly ground man
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Realised i had an extra $7.74 sitting in Cashapp so i got $30 worth of crap on shein and couponed it down $7.47 and it’s Sunday so the shipping is free. So the stuff is basically free. When you think about it i actually MADE .27 cents
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Haven’t sucked dick in three weeks. My throat back clog up
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Goodnight, here is my forehead 🤗 (yes i have breasts, a lot of women do)
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