Maybe I'll download a dating app this weekend, and see who is lonely

@OpinionsByJim Oh dang!

@ClownWorld_ He ain't wrong

@TheInsiderPaper Wait, politicians can keep their word That..... Is insane

@rawsalerts She took that like a champ And will be popular in college

@DefiantLs She might want to talk to some people from Japan

@Kaycee4realz 3452839 But today I did have lunch beers

@METAPCs I'm assuming my new keyboard is strapped to the back of your head 😉

@DefiantLs This was the timeline cleanser I needed

@MAstronomers Why does Mars sound like a Pink Floyd album?

Most people don't know that America is broke, like broke broke There was enough money to get through the election and into 2025, realistically US can't pay bills by 4th of July But now we are changing the the way we use our money, not funding everything, making cuts in the budget that are logical, and being responsible for financial decisions And this does fall in a Conspiracy Theory but if America would go bankrupt, it is a lot easier to start a new world order

@TheExtremeMusi1 Because I've seen most of the bands in 2, I would probably go 4

@MackTruckNic This is the most accurate thing I've seen all day

@greg16676935420 If this goes through, you are buying me a new globe!

@Jbanklestankle1 maybe Big Cave's second entrance isn't so accustomed to visitors

@__bee_kay__ There's no need for the "?" After butt sex

This week's giveaway, but honestly I want this one

@InvestingalJ @QTHESTORMM Good call

@TheInsiderPaper That will probably end the war and save lives And all it took was other governments stopping the funds to Ukraine

@HumansNoContext I always get stuck with the cashier who can't remember the code for bananas IT'S 4011, WHY DON'T YOU KNOW THAT!

@DefiantLs The craziest part, Elon has read only access He suggest ideas to the people who actually have power and they make the changes accordingly So you want someone arrested for reading documents and suggesting changes, but not actually altering anything