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just a random Leafs fan || still not Mitch Marner or affiliated with the Leafs at all, obviously || she/her || 90’s kid || keep your stick on the ice
Ottawa, Ontario
Joined June 2022
LEAFS BELT TRACKER (SEASON 3) 💫. Belt Rules:.- only moves after wins.- moves both at home and on the road.- only during the regular season. You can find last season AND the previous one in the quoted tweet. The belt stopped with Giordano last April. Here’s to a new season! 🍻.
LEAFS BELT TRACKER (SEASON 2) 🍁. Reminder of Belt Rules: .- only moves after wins.- moves both at home and on the road.- only during the regular season . Last season’s journey is recapped in the quoted thread. The belt stopped with Willy Nylander. Okay, let’s goooo! :)
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The Paralympics start in two days and I wanted to highlight one thing: Jacob Wasserman, former goalie for the Humboldt Broncos paralysed in the bus crash, is rowing for Canada. Canadians can watch for free on-demand on the CBC Gem app. Para-rowing starts August 30th!. 💚💛
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nah I’m sorry but booing Connor McDavid winning the Conn Smythe when your team won the cup is hugely loser energy.
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We’re proud to have you as a part of the NHL family, Justin. Thank you for your courage. #NHLPride #HockeyisforEveryone.
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this is the most insane hockey graphic I’ve seen on a Leafs broadcast in a minute
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Every day is a good day to remind everyone that the day Brian Burke was ousted from the Leafs the only silver lining he could find was never having to speak to Steve Simmons again.
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Joseph Woll, who started for the Leafs during the Pride game tonight, wore Pride Tape on his stick and the backs of his skates throughout the game. Woll - who describes his faith as a centring force in his life - also wore the helmet sticker, right beside Jesus on the cross.
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in no particular order, my favorite tweets about john tavares’ magical amulet 🧵 . (submissions STRONGLY encouraged)
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to be loved is to be known
On my way to the Dome, I stopped by three stores which are sold out of purple Gatorade. They all said it’s been flying off the shelves in the past few hours. You’re awesome, Calgary.
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actually the people replying to the Pride Tape reinstatement with “can players put crosses on their sticks now too” are extra funny to me acting like those are opposing ideas when the man who fought for Pride Tape has a giant ass cross tattooed on his chest
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hahahhaha if anybody ever asks you to explain the difference between Mitch Marner and Auston Matthews, show them this video
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all of hockey twitter united in hating the idea of the hawks getting Connor Bedard
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Matthew Knies with the primary assist on the series clincher. The captain, the rookie, and the longest tenured Leaf get it done. LET’S. GOOOOO.
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Ryan O’Reilly spent his final day as a Blue with 5-year-old Hank, who asked Make-A-Wish to get to play hockey with O’Reilly back in 2020. 🥹
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Holy wow Mark Giordano, this fan perspective of the fight from last night is insane. [u/FonziesCousin on reddit]
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Hey Paul, how many goals did you lose the Stanley Cup clinching game by?
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Oh my god Simmer 🥺 the way he just puts his head down overwhelmed. What a hard year he’s had to get here. The hug with ZAR. Holl screaming himself hoarse. 😭
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kasimir kaskisuo PTO with the Bruins, stay iconic old friend
@itsmitchmarney it’s time to bring the video back bestie.
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The Kadri family are wearing “Too Many Men” shirts at the parade 💀💀
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there’s something deeply poetic about Patrick Kane waiting so long to announce his team and trying so hard to drum up hype for his triumphant return to the ice, only to have it totally overshadowed by of all things a Chicago Blackhawks scandal.
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absolutely love how this sounds like the city itself is screaming
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hahahhaha William Nylander walking up the subway stairs on his way to game 6 and giggling that he is behind a Boston fan, what a guy
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“damn, this is whole Bruins blow a 3-1 series lead thing is much more fun on the other side”
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bringing back one of my favourite videos: 16-year-old William Nylander scoring his first goal in the Swedish pro leagues and then hugging his line mate, his father Michael Nylander
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John Tavares has reached the point in any good magic amulet a story when it inevitably turns the wearer evil
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Sammy posted a photo of his little son with his helmet in the Leafs locker room 🥹🥰
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honestly don’t mind Zegras but still absolutely dying at the way he just yoinks out of frame 💀
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I mean
What has been the funniest moment from the 2022-23 NHL season? ⬇️.
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“the PP was poo poo” amazing high level analysis from the TSN intermission panel here.
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the problem with making these is you can put all the thought in the world into them but you just aren’t going to imagine “john tavares has a wound-healing magical amulet”.
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Tarps-off Willy Styles just aggressively shaking Mitch because he’s in emotions overload, with Muzz double highfiving ROR in the background. 1000/10. No notes.
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Kyle Dubas gave this man homework and he is s t r e s s e d.
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“So, there’s this hockey player.”.- “Okay.”.“And he keeps inviting his teammates to cooking classes and paint nights. And he has a bunch of houseplants and plays the piano. Oh and he loves Star Wars Lego.”.- “Alright.”.“Anyway he plays-”.- “Goalie.”.“Yes, goalie, obviously.”.
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Mitch Marner doing the griddy into his wedding reception, entirely on brand. 📷 sydneyemartin’s story 🫶
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NHL: we are suspending a player for gambling. the CBA: only gambling on NHL games is prohibited. NHL: he did NOT gamble on NHL games 🙂. everyone: doesn’t he not have a contract anyway. NHL: he can’t work until he misses 41 games. everyone: games he already wasn’t going to play?.
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Good morning specifically to this woman, who had to awkwardly shuffle around Mitch Marner to get to work yesterday. Hoping your trip to the office is less absurd today ma’am. 🫡
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sportsnet panel just said it’s been a “long time” since we saw 26 blocked shots in a game by the leafs. they blocked 27 shots against the Oilers literally the last game they played.
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obsessed with Mitch just laughing after (longtime friend) Matthew Tkachuk punches him right in the face
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“mom can we get Brady Tkachuk?”.“no, we have Brady Tkachuk at home”
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Something I can’t get past is that the Gaudreau family should have had today, even this whole weekend, to grieve privately - if not for some unprincipled reporters and gossips. It’s the off season, there was no rush to report this news except the desire to be “first”. Disgusting.
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Stolie’s backplate of his mask, which says “prove people wrong” on the bottom and “rule 76: no excuses, play like a champion”*
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Choked up Jack Eichel, talking about what his Vegas teammates mean to him: “I started to really enjoy coming to the rink again” 💛💛.
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[me, continuing to be a normal and rational person] anyway the corgi said
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when you play an away game in a city that doesn’t have an airport
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📷 stephlachance: “married my best friend yesterday 🥺🤍”. (from 📷 marner_93’s story)
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anyway remember how Prime energy drinks leaked this like months ago
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smh this two many men on the ice issue is getting out of control now
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Columbus is having their pride night tonight - both John Tavares and Mitch Marner are playing with pride tape on their sticks. :)
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sure but when I tweet like this I get called a puckbunny.
Matthews on Matthew Knies:. “He’s just so big and strong”. @TheHockeyNews.
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John Tavares trying to go be captainly and lead the handshake line, but he keeps getting hug attacked by all of his teammates. 😁
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my fav Nate MacKinnon streaming moment was him repeatedly calling Gabe Landeskog hot and then absolutely not backing down when his friends tried to no-homo the situation 😋.
omg i found a clip of Nathan MacKinnon roasting a teenager for using the n-word while playing fortnite
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willy walking with sandy as he leaves, no no no no nope nope no thank you
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Just a reminder to everyone that Travis Dermott standing up against the “no Pride Tape” thing isn’t even remotely surprising.
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REAVO 😭 “fighting” the kid, and then saying “see ya later Auston!” that’s so cute
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Knies and Woll went to support PWHL Toronto in their playoff game today ♥️
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Leafs Halloween Party costumes 🧵 . Starting off with the group shot!
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tired: trade Justin Holl . wired: don’t trade Justin Holl, he has actually been really good for us . inspired: don’t trade Justin Holl, he’s fucking hilarious .
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So let’s get this straight, a real person that you’ve been objectifying online said that made her uncomfortable, and your reaction is to call her “this Felicia chick”, and then imply she’s “riding booktok’s coattails for the clout? What. Girl she’s MARRIED TO HIM.
I think Felicia Wennberg is an amazing woman and I hope you guys take some time to read what she has to say and reflect on how some of the things you say publicly make actual people feel
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Leafs doing great considering they seem to be building new players on the bench
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Joseph Woll deciding to work though the disappointment of the Florida loss by literally walking 100 miles through the Swiss Alps by himself, making friends with goats, chatting up stray Leaf fans along the way - like how can you not love the kid.
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Two of the Nylander sisters took over the NHLEurope instagram today. It’s the Nylanders’ world, we are just living in it.
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Bettman receives applause when introduced. "Since you're all about to be hockey fans," he said, "you'll learn rather quickly I don't normally get that kind of reception.".
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Who is Joseph Woll: get to know the Leafs new(ish) passion-having, charity-doing, brick-signing, mountain goat-befriending, eagle-loving, piano-playing, deeply zen starting goalie . a (huge) thread🧵 .
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So Sherwood did a whole 20-minute feature on “a day in the life of William Nylander” and it’s hysterical because he truly does just bring his off leash dogs literally everywhere with him, all day.
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“I can’t score a f%&king goal, but I’m glad to hit the bodies for you guys. Keep it going! 👍🏻”. how can you not love this guy
2-1 (OT) vs ANA: Jones —> Benoit.- “solid play all night”, including several big hits and blocks.- his revenge game vs the Ducks, who decided not to qualify him this year .- also had a great game vs the Kings, with more big hits and a fight
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just found out everyone gets to be all star co-captains with their teammates but he has to do yet another thing with his little brother.
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Willy just having a blast at the Weeknd with his sisters, exactly as you’d expect from an unproblematic king. 👑
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tw: sa . every. woman. knows. someone. so if you think women on here are “overreacting” today, it’s because EM is our friend or our sister or our roommate who we watched not be believed and not get justice. for some of us, we are EM, and you just don’t know it.
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this dude really INTENTIONALLY steps on a rubber disk with his skate and then skates around like that
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Happy a̷l̷ ̷c̷a̷p̷o̷n̷e̷ ̷c̷o̷n̷v̷i̷c̷t̷e̷d̷ ̷o̷f̷ ̷t̷a̷x̷ ̷e̷v̷a̷s̷i̷o̷n̷ birthday Matthew Knies! 🎂
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okay the hands thing HAS to be a bit, right? like personally I think this is some inside meme that got started with the Minten belt
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Explainer if you’re a new hockey fan: . This is Auston Matthews, he’s a goal-scoring demon, pictured here after being summoned inside a traditional circle of hats.
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Auston Matthews was always destined to be captain of Team Milk & Cookies
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Luke Schenn just trying to sneak across the ice unnoticed in front of 20000 fans, two hockey teams & four officials
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Q: Are you hearing a lot of good things from family and friends about the Canucks?. Mo (who grew up in Vancouver), jokingly: “No, I’ve cut those people out of my life.”
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