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NY to Seattle. Here for #SEAKraken and #TridentsUp Will Borgen meme aficionado, Cal Raleigh Enjoyer. I ❤️ and retweet with wild abandon, and I think I’m funny.

Seattle, WA
Joined March 2013
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@NicoleCutmore
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2 years
I've watched this more than a dozen times and I still feel like it's better every loop. I wish we got to see our guys like this more often. Just naturally being their silly selves.
@BringHockeyBack
Bring Hockey Back
2 years
This is straight out Letterkenny… the Canadian just oozing out of our speakers. 🗣 🇨🇦 🍁
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@NicoleCutmore
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3 months
The hockey guy saying Utah can’t name their team the miners because we can’t have a predators vs miners game (regardless of spelling) and I don’t care how inappropriate it is, I’m laughing because it’s fucking funny
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
I think Felicia Wennberg is an amazing woman and I hope you guys take some time to read what she has to say and reflect on how some of the things you say publicly make actual people feel
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@NicoleCutmore
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5 months
Nothing says, “I wish I was on fucking vacation” quite like the level of wrinkle on those Kraken jerseys letting the world know he balled that shit up and stuffed it in a bag 😂
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@SeattleKraken
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5 months
our first overall all-star pick 🤩💙
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@NicoleCutmore
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5 months
Most epic Joey Daccord jersey I have ever seen (his last name means all right/okay in french)
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@NicoleCutmore
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2 years
🎶hold me closer tiny dumper🎶
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9 months
"Bettman's decision was criticized by many players - including the league's top player, Edmonton Oilers captain Connor McDavid who called the policy 'disappointing'." This is dumb, and a step backwards. NHL, you are being dumb and backwards.
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@NicoleCutmore
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8 months
I’m so confused. Why are the Utah Jazz debuting the Kraken winter classic jerseys? This makes no sense, right?
@utahjazz
Utah Jazz
8 months
what’s kraken??? #VivintCam | @VivintHome
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@NicoleCutmore
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6 months
They’re in line for coffee just like me, we the same 😭😭😭
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
Special thank you to the staff @ClimateArena I had a shitty panic attack pregame and staff helped me to the quiet room and let me hang out there until it passed and even checked on me again once I was reseated. Just really good people working there. Thank you 😊 #SeaKraken
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@NicoleCutmore
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6 months
So polite about tapping Tatars helmet to tell him to gtfo the way lol
@PINKPARADISIN
ken🍉
6 months
the way he couldn’t wait WE LOVE YOU JARED
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@NicoleCutmore
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2 years
this is amazing! Image courtesy of reddit u/tdzines #SeaKraken
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@NicoleCutmore
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9 days
🧵Jessica “Soupy” “Boof” Campbell…a primer Campbell began playing as a child with and against boys in her hometown of Rocanville, Saskatchewan, where girls hockey wasn't a thing at the time. #SeaKraken #NHL #Seattle
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
9 days
The Seattle Kraken have hired Jessica Campbell as an assistant coach, making her the first woman in NHL history to be behind the bench. 👏
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
How I feel about ESPN still sucking off Dallas in all of their commentary #SeaKraken
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@NicoleCutmore
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6 months
So this is what happens when our boys get a suspension, we apparently put them to work in a different way. I wonder if he was a pepper pot here too 🤔 #SeaKraken
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
Kraken hockey, indeed 😅
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@NicoleCutmore
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4 months
People in the comments shrieking like harpies about how Lexi is married and she needs to pick a side, or not understanding how she can be both queer and married to a man...y'all make my head hurt, like just because you get married doesn't mean you stop being attracted to people🙄
@lexilafleur
Lexi LaFleur Brown
4 months
JT loves two things… his queer wife and a good photo op.
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@NicoleCutmore
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4 months
We need to stop picking on Garth for not smiling. This man is gluten free, this is the joyless face of someone who doesn’t get to eat bread and pasta. I get it, man. We all get it.
@SeattleKraken
Seattle Kraken
4 months
First @NHL goal ☑️ Congrats, @RykerEvans41 !
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
Is that Donato and Gourde holding hands? We love these guys 🥹
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@NicoleCutmore
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8 months
Brandon Tanev has returned from being injured with a vengeance, and I absolutely love that for him. #SeaKraken
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8 months
Maybe I shouldn’t be laughing, but I’m laughing. This is fucking hysterical #seakraken
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@NicoleCutmore
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4 months
Geekie in the oilers net (that’s not how you score) Photo by Winslow Townson
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@NicoleCutmore
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6 months
Boooo. Ekholm wasn’t injured, and several oilers ganged up on Gourde leaving him looking like this, with only one of them getting a 2 minute penalty
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@NHLPlayerSafety
NHL Player Safety
6 months
Seattle’s Yanni Gourde will have a hearing today for charging Edmonton’s Mattias Ekholm.
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
If someone very respectfully tells you that what you're saying to them is making them uncomfortable, and that it feels like sexual harassment, you don't then double down on your bullshit and try and make them the bad guy in all this. You look immature and unhinged.
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@NicoleCutmore
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8 months
I love you guys, but I need to remind you that there’s a good portion of your base that can’t afford a jersey. You can still defend the deep without a jersey. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk
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@NicoleCutmore
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3 months
I know a lot of you don’t want to hear this, but I feel like Karts is coming for Tanevs job. He’s got the physicality with the upside of potentially more scoring
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@NicoleCutmore
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8 months
That’s kraken hockey, baby. *insert violent sobbing here*
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4 months
I’m gonna miss seeing Felicia and Rio at games, and of course new baby Wennberg who is due in like 3 weeks. Rangers fans, you’re getting one helluva classy family who speak out about inclusivity and have some amazing core values (as well as Wenny being good at hockey) 1/2
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@NicoleCutmore
Nicole
6 months
I love how everyone is collectively pulling for Joey to get a goalie goal
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@CirclingSports
Circling Seattle Sports
6 months
Oh hey... the Columbus net is empty with 2:59 left to play in the third period.... Just thought Joey should know. @SeattleKraken 6 - 4 @BlueJacketsNHL #SeaKraken #CBJ #NHL
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@NicoleCutmore
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9 months
Also, Felicia Wennberg is still an amazing human
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@NicoleCutmore
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9 months
The Chicago Ryan Donato’s just handed Vegas their first loss of the season.
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
I’m late, this has probably been posted by now…BUT Felicia Wennberg, classy and articulate until the end. And she was actually worried that it would be hard to understand because English isn’t her native language. Trust me, there is no way they could misunderstand you 💙
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@NicoleCutmore
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8 months
I’ve already decided I have zero expectations for the winter classic (that’s not true, I expect to be sad 😞 ), but goddamit it, I’m going to have a good time while I freeze my ass off enjoying some outside hockey. That being said, the jerseys better be mother fucking lit 🔥
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@NicoleCutmore
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4 months
#SeaKraken haven’t won a game since the trade. *sad splashing squid noises*
@NYRangers
New York Rangers
4 months
HAPPY 700, WENNY!
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@NicoleCutmore
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1 year
Piper gave him a fish 😂😂😂 I love it
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@ROOTSPORTS_NW
ROOT SPORTS™ | NW
1 year
🗣️ GRUUUUUUUUUUU Philipp Grubauer saved 33 shots in Game 7 against the reigning #StanleyCup champs. He spoke with our own @PiperShawTV after tonight’s 2-1 win.
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6 months
This is meeeee
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@NicoleCutmore
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2 months
So,McCann spoke out too, and I know several people name dropped him and how he hates losing as to why they thought he might’ve been who Kaplan was talking about.
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@GeoffBakerTIMES
Geoff Baker
2 months
Kraken GM Ron Francis, top players dispute ESPN report that players demanded firing of head coach Dave Hakstol. #SEAKraken #NHL
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@NicoleCutmore
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8 months
Seems appropriate I stumbled across this on a Sunday Saint Turbo?
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6 months
Grubi meets Mr. Grubauer who is available for adoption from Seattle Animal Shelter #SeaKraken
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@NicoleCutmore
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3 months
The fact that VGK fans will flock to any post even remotely about their team to just be like, “we won a cup, so you can’t just enjoy something your team did against ours until you win a cup too” like, that’s not how hockey works bros. I’m still gonna like shit my team did.
@shinystuffff
Lucas "El" León
3 months
I've watched this so many times since January 1st. We all have images of the Kraken, but this is one of the front runners I'll keep forever. 🦑
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@NicoleCutmore
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6 months
Goalie Kisses and Yeeted Fishes #SeaKraken WIN
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6 months
I adore Joey, and I love that the crowd is showing him so much love, but I worry about when he has a bad game because some of you all are a bunch of fickle fucks. Photo circa the CV Calder run last season Mr. Mayor Dacc
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@NicoleCutmore
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7 months
“It’s 4 losses, so we probably shouldn’t take too much away from it” Thank you Dunner
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@NicoleCutmore
Nicole
8 months
He is beauty, he is grace, he will punch you in the face. Will Borgen. Will Borgen.
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@sound_hockey
Sound Of Hockey
8 months
Heads up play by Borgen here. He recognizes the Flames are still offside after several chances to tag up and hands the puck over to Blake Coleman, earning an intentional offside call and a face-off in the offensive zone.
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Did I remember to turn the stove off? Did I lock my keys in the car? Why isn’t Pluto a planet anymore? -Will Borgen, probably
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7 months
Me tonight watching the #SeaKraken vs Chicago
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2 years
It’s funny, but it also hurts. Why are we like this 😭 #seakraken
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3 months
Shane “I’m fucking ready for the NHL even though I’m only scoring against teams like the ducks and coyotes” Wright #seakraken
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8 months
Colorado hates us lol
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1 year
I think we might love Karts! Between the goals and all the hits he puts out, just wow! Really fun player
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@NicoleCutmore
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7 months
DELUSIONAL. TOXIC. POSITIVITY. That’s how you defend the deep, folks. Some goal support and timely saves don’t hurt either. #SeaKraken
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@NicoleCutmore
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2 years
It’s game day, LFG boys #seakraken
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6 months
He did it. I asked for him to score so I had a reason to use this! Thank you, my little spicy tuna roll #seakraken
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6 months
"Keep giving me breakaways and you'll see what happens" this man is CRIMINALLY FUNNY
@SeattleKraken
Seattle Kraken
6 months
BIG CAT IN THE HAT 😼
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Nicole
6 months
This is the investigative journalism I want! Seriously, read the article kraken fam
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@sound_hockey
Sound Of Hockey
6 months
"What are the #SeaKraken packin'? A look at life on the road for NHL players" @DarrenFunBrown got to the bottom of how Kraken players and their coach prepare for a two-week road trip. Fun story. Give it a read! ⬇️
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6 months
I can hear the audible teeheehee inside my skull as his shoulders raise up at the end there lol
@EmeraldCityHky
Emerald City Hockey
6 months
Matty's giggle after Dahlin smashes his stick 🤭
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7 months
A kraken win, and in regulation no less #seakraken
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1 year
Our box boys
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2 years
Every #seakraken Facebook group I foolishly joined 🙄
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4 months
Happy Joey post to breakup the timeline of all the sad Wenny posts
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8 months
So, do we need to get a bodyguard for canner, or what? #SeaKraken
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2 months
Watching #Wennberg trend because MANY #NYR fans don’t understand his utilization. He’s not a goal scorer. He just isn’t. He’s a playmaker & a really decent puck handler. Don’t expect more, and when he does actually score, you’ll never be disappointed. Signed, a Kraken fan
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4 months
Goalie Kisses and Yeeted Fishes #SeaKraken win despite Marty Pspspspspsps being a flagrant douchebag
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7 months
Look at us, killing penalties and scoring goals just like a real hockey team 😭 #SeaKraken
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6 months
Joey going over for the celly after Big Tuna scored. This was immediately after Joey shut down an attempted breakaway goal by former #Seakraken Ryan Donato
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6 months
Rob - “They just kicked Wenny out of the face off circle for being too beautiful. Can you believe it?” 😭😭😭
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Nicole
8 months
Thank you Vince Dunn (Disheveled Version)
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8 months
So, I don’t want Dunn taking penalties, but I also nearly always laugh when they show the replay of what landed him in the box. He’s like an unintentional comedian
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6 months
Donskoi at the winter classic!
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5 months
Anybody else just say, “holy shit, Tanev isn’t fucking around” No? Just me?
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8 months
Okay, you can’t lose a 2 goal lead if it’s a 3 goal lead
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4 months
Happy Jordan Eberle resigning day to all who celebrate
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Nicole
7 months
I’d also like to report, the guy in section 20 who ALWAYS yells, “Yanni Gourde” has finally managed to convert some of the section to his cause, and he is no longer yelling all by himself. This is happy making.
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Nicole
8 months
Fix your flaccid pp please
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8 months
We may need to discuss this mustache
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Nicole
1 year
Your front office is hot garbage and you never deserved Marc-André Fleury
@GoldenKnights
Vegas Golden Knights
1 year
How’d that go for ya? @SanJoseSharks
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4 months
He sure is priceless, John
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6 months
We finally learned how 😭😭😭 #SeaKraken
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1 year
Happy Will Borgen new Seattle Kraken contract day to all who celebrate
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9 months
Need to…
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1 year
Okay, so the LED bracelets are really cool. Good choice #SeaKraken
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Nicole
1 year
Does anybody else wonder how it’s possible for Matty Beniers to simultaneously be both 20 and 40 years old? Baffles me 🤔🤔🤔
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Nicole
6 months
I’m touching NEAR the Stanley Cup, but I didn’t actually touch the cup. I’m not superstitious… I’m #littlestitious
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Nicole
8 months
Someone else said it, but it’s absolutely true, Joey Daccord has dreams like this, where they hand him a regular stick and he just gets to play every position at once
@Sportsnet
Sportsnet
8 months
Panthers backup goalie Anthony Stolarz gets comfortable with all the extra room on the bench 😅
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Nicole
7 months
I love that he didn’t question it, it was just there so he wore it lol
@CirclingSports
Circling Seattle Sports
7 months
Some clarity on the Lars shirts “I’m not sure actually, it was in my stall, so I’m wearing it” when asked where they came from. -Oliver Bjorkstrand #SeaKraken
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Nicole
3 months
Why is this so cute ☺️
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9 months
I missed the first few goalie hugs
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1 year
The happiest dog pile ever
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Nicole
1 year
Sad, because I wasn’t ready for it to be over yet, but PROUD. So goddamn proud of all you did this season to grow and improve. The future is bright and I’m so happy to be along for the ride. 🎶 I like it, let’s go #SeaKraken 🎶 alexa, play lithium
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Nicole
3 months
Two things, the misaligned buttons and the broken toenail 😭
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@FuegoFirebirds
Fuego 🔥
3 months
Strictly Business 🐦‍🔥🧌
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Nicole
6 months
Please remember how. Please remember how. Please remember how.
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2 years
Big Rig at the Mariners game Hockey Twitter 🤝 Baseball Twitter
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Nicole
9 months
Good morning/early afternoon (late afternoon?) The kraken won last night. Vince Dunn did a happy dance horizontally from the ice
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Circling Seattle Sports
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Nicole
1 year
I see #BoycottKohls is trending. Just remember when you’re throwing around words like, “groomer” and “pedophile” who you’re really talking about, because it sure as fuck isn’t the lgbtq community.
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Nicole
1 year
When you don’t realize the mariners are right over your head lol #SeaUsRise What if they’re our lucky charms 🤔 can we request them at all remaining playoff games🤔 #SeaKraken
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Nicole
4 months
Those are OUR boys, and as long as they decide to show up for us, we’ll ALWAYS show up for them.
@DavyJonesLR
𝘿𝙖𝙫𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙨' 𝙇𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧 𝙍𝙤𝙤𝙢
4 months
Kraken fanbase is so forgiving. During the losing streak it gets dead in here, but as soon as they put together a halfway decent effort, the crowd roars to life. Seems like some fanbases look for a reason to complain. This fanbase looks for a reason to cheer.
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Nicole
1 year
On a happier note, congratulations and happy wedding weekend Ryan Donato! Still sad the kraken couldn’t be your ♾️ 🏠
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Nicole
1 year
Bringing this kind of energy
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4 months
I really just want to address Larsson’s hands by his mouth making him look adorable
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Nicole
8 months
1. Dunn looks so very pleased here (as he should) 2. Larsson always looks so, “proud papa” during these moments
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Nicole
1 year
Shane Wright has gone feral
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@SeattleKraken
Seattle Kraken
1 year
*heating up*
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