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3 months
Downloading Grindr in my hometown to convince the gays to get out and vote.
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2 months
No Democrat would have won, and I will die on that hill. Kamala prevented a 1980s level landslide when she replaced Biden.
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2 months
still kind of can't believe this happened
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6 months
I’m gay but she’s so beautiful.
@AdamJSmithGA
Adam
6 months
Presidential 👸🏽
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placid duck
3 months
What Michigan voters is she going to engage at 11:30pm??.
@AGHamilton29
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3 months
Maybe I am wrong, but prioritizing an SNL appearance over a chance to engage more Michigan voters this late feels very HRC 2016.
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placid duck
3 months
I will remember youuuuuu
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Decision Desk HQ
3 months
Decision Desk HQ projects Ken Calvert (R) wins the US House election in California's 41st congressional district. #DecisionMade: 8:47pm ET . Follow live results here:
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placid duck
3 months
America didn’t deserve her.
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popcultureangel
3 months
kamala harris marries a gay couple as a district attorney of san francisco, before a right to marriage equality was recognized, 2004.
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6 months
HARRIS HONEYMOON LASTS UNTIL JAN 20th 2025 TELL YOUR FRIENDS WE DON’T STOP UNTIL THEN.
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placid duck
3 months
Philadelphia is making me nervous. Is it realistic for the Harris campaign to pull 500k+ from Philly tomorrow?.
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3 months
Downloading Grindr in my hometown to convince the gays to get out and vote.
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7 months
New Michigan ID kind of a glow down
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3 months
Lmfao I guess I spammed too many people
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placid duck
3 months
I *think* I convinced my non-voting Michigan cousin to vote for Kamala on Tuesday.
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placid duck
3 months
Fire the wives and run a show about this.
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
3 months
Abe: "I've never kissed a guy. I've been tempted in college. I came really close, and there was a point when I questioned my sexuality.". Oh. ? #RHONY
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2 months
Grandparents telling me about their first acid trip
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placid duck
3 months
All gay guys are ‘normal’ gay guys. Also, do not put us against each other. Do not put us against our trans brothers and sisters. Fuck off with dividing and othering.
@KamalaHQ
Kamala HQ
3 months
Vance: I wouldn't be surprised if we won the normal gay guy vote. 🤔
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placid duck
3 months
So he admits he’s running to stay out of prison.
@KamalaHQ
Kamala HQ
3 months
Trump appears to be unraveling . “If I don't win this thing after all this talk, I’m in trouble. Will you please go vote? I came here, whatever the hell time it is, who the hell knows. I’m giving you the full bore. You wouldn’t let me leave in half an hour. I would have been home
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placid duck
3 months
Jewish voters 🤝LGBTQ voters 🤝Black voters.
@alpha1906
Lawrence Ross: An Ice Cold Alpha Man
3 months
Jewish folks came through and voted just like Black folks. We see y'all.
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placid duck
29 days
His only government experience, and he will be the VP of an 80 year old POTUS that is overweight and has never released his medical records. ok ok ok ok ok ok.
@metzgov
bryan metzger
29 days
Vance was a senator for just two years and 6 days.
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5 months
“If someone breaks into my house they’re getting shot. I probably shouldn’t have said that (hysterically laughing)” -Kamala Harris . Her handlers DO NOT want her to go off script at all, but that’s where we see more of who she really is and I loveeeee it.
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placid duck
1 month
I mean…if the VPOTUS tries to shake your hand during your wife’s swearing in ceremony….you shake.
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Harris HQ
1 month
Really thought he ate that LMAO
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5 months
At a Michigan tailgate with a bunch of Tr*mp supporters and I’m kicking myself for not wearing my Harris Walz camo hat.
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6 months
My mom bought me a magnet for my car 💙
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6 months
Asking all my normie friends about Kamala
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3 months
@im_sorry_wtf And soon, democracy will be dead, too.
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placid duck
1 year
And she thought she only had five good summers left!.
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Queens of Bravo
1 year
First Bethenny gets dragged all of last week, now the Trump mugshot. I know she’s having a good summer.
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placid duck
11 days
Don’t answer anymore questionnaires from the ACLU and we’ll be fine.
@DrewSav
Drew Savicki ⛄️❄️☃️
11 days
I don't think it's really necessary for Democrats to do any reflecting on what went wrong in 2024. You can't win every election nor can you lose every election. Things have a habit of changing very quickly.
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placid duck
3 months
I know someone who stole highly classified military information and he’s now potus-elect sooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
@CNN
CNN
3 months
Jack Teixeira, a Massachusetts Air National Guardsman who leaked highly classified military documents about the war in Ukraine, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison
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placid duck
3 months
None of the jokes are funny today. People will die as a result of this man. Rights will be stripped away. This country will forever be changed, and that is not hyperbolic; he has told us as much.
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placid duck
3 months
Why would a governmental “department” need merch??
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placid duck
4 months
If Andrew Garfield ever said hi to me and then bit his lower lip like this I would probably die on the spot.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
4 months
Andrew Garfield on Chicken Shop Date. Out Friday.
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placid duck
3 months
CNN pundits freaking out about this, republicans celebrating. But I think plenty of Kamala voters (myself included) would say they are angry and dissatisfied with the way things are going in this country *because of* Donald Trump and his grip on the country.
@PpollingNumbers
Political Polls
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#New Exit poll - CNN. Feeling about The way things are going in the US . Dissatisfied 43%.Angry 29%.Satisfied 19%.
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placid duck
2 months
@democrat2theend I agree with you. And maybe had Biden left the race earlier someone could’ve won. But with the cards Kamala was dealt, or anyone if they would’ve replaced Biden in July, they were doomed to lose.
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placid duck
1 month
Absolutely disgusting. Put that away. Fat fuck.
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placid duck
6 months
Jake Tapper wants to give the people what they want!!! Jack Schlossberg!!!.
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placid duck
5 months
1,000,000 of the 1,300,000 members. Sean O’Brien looks a fool.
@funder
Scott Dworkin
5 months
BREAKING: Councils representing one million Teamsters endorse Kamala Harris #UnionsForAll
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placid duck
4 months
Are there like ten people that live in Orange County?.
@queensofbravo
Queens of Bravo
4 months
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 TMZ is reporting Elizabeth Vargas is now dating Jim Bellino 💀 Don’t get any funny ideas, #RHOC
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placid duck
2 years
@umichvoter Trump vs Biden, absolutely keep Biden. A different Republican as the nominee would make me a little more eager to drop Biden, but the incumbency is so powerful.
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placid duck
2 years
@umichvoter Don’t think it’s cringe or ineffective.
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placid duck
3 months
I know I shouldn't, but I really do think differently of all the people in my life that STILL voted for Trump after everything. We just don't have the same world view. We don't have the same ethics.
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placid duck
3 months
Increasingly difficult for me to have a relationship with the family members that tell me they love me yet voted for a party and candidate that detests me.
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placid duck
1 year
@chi_urbanist Sometimes it’s okay to enjoy things that a lot of other people enjoy too!!.
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3 months
Actually can't believe I'll likely get my right to marriage stripped away.
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placid duck
1 month
This is when Jesus retired.
@thereidfeed
reid
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they should move the retirement age to 33.
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3 months
Not sure this is the type of country I want to live in tbh.
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5 months
Baby girl you’re queer.
@ThePopFlop
Pop Flop
5 months
Chappell Roan on why she hasn't endorsed Kamala Harris:. "I have so many issues with our government in every way. There are so many things that I would want to change. So I don’t feel pressured to endorse someone. There’s problems on both sides."
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placid duck
6 months
weird thing to say.
@stillgray
Ian Miles Cheong
6 months
Is this a man or a woman? How you respond will determine the strength of your character.
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placid duck
3 months
One last thought. Pray for the people of Ukraine tonight. We just handed them to Putin on a silver platter.
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3 months
Very fearful for our future. Goodnight.
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4 months
Little gay boi
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3 months
Could use a twink rn.
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placid duck
2 years
@chi_urbanist This is a perfect representation.
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placid duck
3 months
Having a beer at the bar with Kamala and Gretch is honestly a bucket list experience for me
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3 months
🗳️🔵
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3 months
Idk maybe we will win idk.
@acnewsitics
Alex Cole
3 months
Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.
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placid duck
3 months
For the umpteenth time today, this country is so fucking stupid.
@CBSNews
CBS News
3 months
Some voters are hoping President-elect Donald Trump may send out another stimulus check. Experts say the likelihood of this is extremely slim.
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placid duck
3 months
Off for the night; see you all in the morning for the best or worst day of the last 9 years😘.
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placid duck
3 months
People that don’t understand how the government works sure do have loud opinions.
@lllliatttt
multitude🔻container
3 months
hey i have a question. if donald trump is a singular threat to democracy that the democrats desperately want to keep out of power and protect vulnerable minorities from, why isn’t biden issuing a flurry of executive orders right now.
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placid duck
3 months
This is how I think things end up fwiw.
@pslst15
tc
3 months
Final marist poll has Harris +4
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placid duck
4 months
While I agree Trump is an existential threat to this country, her closing argument has to be more than that. It needs to be just as much about kitchen table issues.
@yashar
Yashar Ali 🐘
4 months
NEWS . Vice President Kamala Harris is planning to deliver her closing argument Tuesday in a speech on the National Mall. Sources tell the Washington Post that Harris’ speech will talk about January 6 but will focus more broadly on her thoughts on Trump’s threat to democracy.
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placid duck
3 months
(This was exactly the weather on eday in 2020 👀).
@umichvoter
umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈
3 months
The rain forecast for Detroit tomorrow has disappeared . A bit windy but high of 73 degree day in early November
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placid duck
6 months
Going to engage my double hater brother-in-law today wish me luck 🤞🏼.
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7 months
Alright I’ve calmed down a bit and I actually don’t think this changes anything.
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placid duck
7 months
Well that’s the election.
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3 months
Where do we go from here? How do we organize? How do we build support for a future Democratic Party? . I’m at a loss. Feeling hopeless and in need of some direction.
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placid duck
3 months
Those protest voters really showed Kamala!.
@ragipsoylu
Ragıp Soylu
3 months
Mike Huckabee in 2017: “There is no such thing as West Bank.”
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placid duck
3 months
Harris took over a sinking ship and did the best she could in 100 days. I don’t blame her. Him however…,,,.
@blankslate2017
Blank Slate
3 months
This tells us Biden was pretty well cooked in July. Harris gave the Dems a fighting chance. Better minority turnout and a less drastic Latino swing would've narrowly won it for her. Her performance might've helped Dems down ballot.
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placid duck
3 months
Regardless of how tonight goes, it feels good to be on this team.
@ilanawurman
ilana
3 months
the most-watched political tiktok the day before the election. this has been such a special campaign. time to win ❤️
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placid duck
3 months
Do NOT watch cable news today until the polls close.
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placid duck
2 years
East Lansing will never be as good as Ann Arbor. This is a farce.
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3 months
The American people fucking suck.
@JoePostingg
Joe
3 months
Kamala mostly ran a good campaign, and the American people are terrible is my takeaway.
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3 months
Save us women, save us.
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Happy haircut 😍
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placid duck
4 months
It’s so over.
@PpollingNumbers
Political Polls
4 months
Trump takes back the lead - Via Polymarket . 🔴 Trump 50.2%.🔵 Harris 48.9%. 🗓️ 30 Days to the elections!.
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placid duck
8 days
America’s princess.
@PopBase
Pop Base
8 days
Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff at the FireAid benefit concert in Los Angeles tonight.
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placid duck
6 months
It seems like she’s having fun and I love that for her.
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
6 months
Donald, I do hope you'll reconsider meeting me on the debate stage. Because, as the saying goes, if you’ve got something to say, say it to my face.
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placid duck
2 years
Got my dream job offer 😊😊.
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placid duck
6 months
Work from roof
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14 days
At one point in my life Derek Chadwick gave me his phone number and I never used it.
@shanebradley230
shane
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the soccer team needs her speed #tslocg
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placid duck
3 months
(I’m still going to wear my camo Harris-Walz hat).
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3 months
Resist Libs: 1.Trump: 0.
@kylegriffin1
Kyle Griffin
3 months
BREAKING:. Matt Gaetz just withdrew his name to be Trump's attorney general nominee.
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placid duck
4 months
I really want Kamala to win. Not just because I want Trump to lose, but I like her, and I actually think she would do a good job ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.
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placid duck
3 months
I am terminally online and I don't even fully understand this.
@JudiciaryGOP
House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
3 months
Justice for Peanut.
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placid duck
2 years
This is still the hottest thing a man has ever done
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placid duck
8 months
That’s not a twink.
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placid duck
1 year
Missed national coming out day, but this little boy, who was bullied and carried the weight of shame about his sexuality as he grew up, is more proud than ever to be an openly gay man. I truly believe being queer is one of the greatest superpowers someone can have 🌈
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placid duck
10 months
My sister and brother-in-law are going through one of the worst things imaginable for a parent. Emmett is a hilarious, silly, and full of life two-year-old that should not have to endure the treatment that's necessary over the next year 💞💞.
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placid duck
4 years
“Kamala Harris is exactly what this country is about; she’s the embodiment of what the American dream is” - my white, wealthy, former Republican father. You love to see it . #DNC2020.
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@USA_Polling
Polling USA
4 months
"Which party is more extreme?". Democrats: 44%.Republicans: 40%. Both: 12%. Cygnal / Oct 3, 2024 / n=1500.
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3 months
Feels like someone died.
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@PpollingNumbers
Political Polls
4 months
#NEW @QuinnipiacPoll . Michigan : .🔵 Harris 49%.🔴 Trump 46%.Was 🔴 Trump +3, 2 weeks ago. Wisconsin: .🔵 Harris 48%.🔴 Trump 48%.Was 🔴 Trump +2, 2 weeks ago.
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placid duck
3 years
More posts from my hometown Facebook group that I just can’t explain
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5 months
Jake Tapper opens his show “It’s nine weeks until the election so why aren’t Harris and Trump campaigning???” . Harris was on the campaign trail yesterday, and Trump wasn’t.
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placid duck
2 years
Honestly, they could prop Biden’s d*** body up and ask for four more years and I’d still vote for him so long as it means Trump never sees the Oval Office again.
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2 months
I have become more radicalized against billionaires in the last three months than I ever thought possible
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placid duck
4 months
Whoa gas right next to the airport car rental return is expensive? That’s the first I’m hearing about this.
@MTMehan
Matt Mehan
4 months
Gas in Michigan. Bad sign for an incumbent.
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placid duck
6 months
I love that Eva Longoria is a proud Democrat.
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placid duck
2 months
Hurts me to see her standing in front of that seal :(.
@inesabelle
ines
2 months
we love you @KamalaHarris
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placid duck
3 months
Gay boyfriend photo dump.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Paul Mescal & Pedro Pascal in Morocco
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placid duck
3 months
• Gov of California in 2026 . • Run again in 2028 when everyone realizes they made a mistake. • Teach at Howard . • Wait for a Dem POTUS to appoint her to SCOTUS . • Give speeches and make $$$ . • Just take her money, her fame, her rich husband, and sail into the sunset.
@willpaddyg
Will Goddard
3 months
I wonder what Harris does now - she's relatively young, but her career is surely over.
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placid duck
6 months
Bad omen. Means someone is going to try to hang you in a few months.
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
6 months
Fly sits on the face of former President Trump as he speaks during press conference at his Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey.
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placid duck
3 months
Idt Biden ever had these numbers in 2020.
@USA_Polling
Polling USA
3 months
Among Harris Voters - "Are you voting more for Harris or against Trump?". MI:.For Harris: 59%.Against Trump: 40%. PA:.For Harris: 58%.Against Trump: 42%. WI:.For Harris: 62%.Against Trump: 37%. CNN/SSRS / Oct 28, 2024.
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