andrew ketcham
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andrew writes about love • he is thirty and no longer single • his debut CAPTIVA is available NOW 🍒 @CherryDress_
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sometimes its hard to imagine technological wonders like Turkish coffee and maritime navigation being discovered by humans without computers but then a post like this reminds me our extraordinary problem solving skills are what place us atop the evolutionary food chain
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I am once again thinking of this
@KimmieWolf
poem which might just be the best thing I’ve ever read
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there’s gotta be more to life…… THAN CHASING DOWN EVERY TEMPORARY HIIIIIGH ~~to satiSFY MeEEeEe
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that mean lesbian personal trainer in your city who don’t play about Dashboard Confessional and her pitbull rescues
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What exactly do y’all think Lexapro does… quickly
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we, as a society, need to work harder at stigmatizing adults who only read YA
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The gay audience of today has never been to the ballet (save the Nutcracker) and hyperfixates on pop music golems crafted by record label executives it’s so Joever for us
Far often than none, I return to this clip of Fran Lebowitz discussing not only the great artists we lost to AIDS, but more importantly the audience.
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@vargasalex_
@coochiemeat
@CUBoulder
@PiBetaPhiHQ
is this the kind of values you teach to your members? Is this how you want your organization reflected? Please terminate this woman’s membership.
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this weekend I got my eyebrow punched out by an expensive hair dryer and my wallet stolen at a gay bar but my piece is still in consideration at
@TBQuarterly
and I’m holding onto that like a limp squirrel in the jaws of a greyhound ❤️
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I have to be the sluttiest differently abled Italian American at this McAllisters Deli
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would u still love me if i became a nasty pig fitted cap homosexual ?
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@jakebyrnewrites
@MonicaJewinsky
It’s more about the wash / color / quality than fit, here tho. Those aren’t even really skinny’s, either, they’re just unflattering and cheap looking.
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Nina West tripping over her size fourteen stacked heel converse to boot lick for Amy Schumer
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Just finished first day of new job everybody clap/tell me how handsome I looked
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$8 stands between me and a potential love story of the ages.
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nice different unusual (sunscreen on the corner of my mouth)
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saw someone get fingered on the dancefloor of the Caroline Polachek x Ethel Cain show
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@isaurarenwrites
His poem “Address to the Anorexic” which effectively granted his access to elite writing programs, undergrad scholarships, scholastic awards + thereby his entire career was cribbed from a poem written by Nicole Dixon in Yale Literary’s 2002 issue lmao.....
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is
@richardsiken
single? looking? I don’t know if he’s heard but my name is Andrew I’m thirty I write about love and I’m single.
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I had a really incredible book release party this weekend like 50+ people showed and my best friend surprised me with a giant tank of medical grade nitrous and we did balloons and everyone laughed really hard at my pieces about gooning and Dido and weaponized polyamory
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need someone to slap the sadness out of me and caress my boobies
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stoned “boy” (29M) seeks emotionally immature but financially responsible man (39+) to star in my upcoming project: getting married before my wrinkles fully set
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it’s been a long time coming but I’m so happy to announce that my debut chapbook CAPTIVA is officially forthcoming through
@CherryDress_
in the new year! Huge ups to my home girl
@KolleenCarney
who swept in and saved this book (and me) 🖤❤️ artwork by
@kostiukwilliams
❤️🖤
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legitimately cant believe some of y’all wake up hyped by that blonde lady’s word salad like be serious! i can’t pretend to tolerate swifties anymore it’s like humoring a barn cat that fell from too great a height at too young an age
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taking my boyfriend to your restaurants opening event (he’s a restaurateur and I’m a homosexual critic with an axe to grind)
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spent an hour taking nudes that only 12 people will see in my circle btw I’m about to post nudes to my circle
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134 Reposts 1.5k likes…. yall gonna show this much love to my favorite poem of MINE?
I am once again thinking of this
@KimmieWolf
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ngl i do think studying literature / theory in undergrad will prove more useful than previously expected not bc I think I’m going to be financially successful in that world but bc it’s beginning to feel like 98% of the adult population can’t read
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I’m no party pooper but if u did coke off my snoopy table I would never let you darken my doorstep again just so you know
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hey i cut my stitches out would y’all still kiss me w this big eyebrow scar
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@joyci_schecter
U can’t strip black dye out of hair without it turning this exact shade lol and any stylist who says they can is lying don’t ever dye ur hair black again especially box dye.
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POV: you’re a strange tiny little man no larger than a grain of rice and i just noticed you nibbling at my freshly peeled orange SECOND SLIDE: i have grown tired of your little tiny man antics and am considering the moral ramifications of feeding you to a pigeon
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albums that defined my teen years
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hello I showered and perfumed and gua sha’d and moisturized and oiled my scalp and coordinated an outfit and went out and spent money on drinks and stood around the gay equivalent to the club penguin spawning page and smoked and took this picture in the bathroom after peeing
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Writers on twitter absolute GOATs at having the worst bios. “Poet. Editor. Father. Husband. ‘Laureate of Lapis’ (IRRITABLE BOWEL PRESS 2024) BOTN x 5 • WigleafTop50 waitlist• recent words: Celiac, GREG LOUGANIS REVIEW and Taco Bell Quarterly (forthcoming) 📚 now querying!”
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also I slimmed my circle down to ppl I thought would be ok w seeing my nudes……… what’s a non geeky way of saying tell me if u want to be added
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This is like… monumental for me. I’ve spent ten years rotting away in the retail and service sectors. Barred from any real success because I’m 5 classes short of a degree. Now I can finish and go to grad school and become an adjunct English professor and 😭
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additional reports coming in…. looking into it…… huge if true
hearing rumors im seeing an older greek man who owns a restaurant and loves music and has a saltwater fish tank just like the one i had when i was 16 and first started sleeping with older men
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JUST GOT THE LIVE LINK FOR MY DEBUT BOOK CAPTIVA THIS IS NOT A DRILL I JUST GOT THE LIVE LINK FOR MY DEBUT BOOK CAPTIVA 😭
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to honor all boys seeking fathers in the wrong men, ive got a new poem up over in
@PassagesNorth
issue 45
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well, I [did] it
omg I’m like two seconds away from giving myself a buzzcut again I hate my hair so fuckin much rn
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My 45 year old boyfriend has no idea Beyonce released a new album today. He’s currently in the office of the restaurant he owns sending me Grateful Dead memes and pictures of expensive corals he wants to buy for his aquarium. Life is Good.
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just spent 3 hours helping an enby move one block call that a sock hop
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On this day 5 years ago I was at Burning Man in a terrible fight with a much older lover so I stormed out of camp and saw this big furry blue thing down the street and asked what was going on and they said glamour shots and that’s how this picture of me got taken at Tickled Mink
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shoulda never listened to that SZA album now I’m bald in a underground pedestrian walkway
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oh btw remember that job interview I mentioned for the role that could almost triple my salary? I just got the offer :)
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did u guys know I was president of my frat lol
Since we’re on the topic, show me the most 2010s picture you have 😭😂
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something LGBT happened and we made sure to report it to our local authorities
@chlumbucket
+
@bachlover1958
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newbie submission call update: I GOT MY FIRST FUCKING SKULL LETS GOOOOO 💀
NEWBIE SUBMISSION CALL UPDATE:
Getting a handful of check-ins. We got a little overwhelmed by the response (550!) & also life got kinda crazy this week, so taking a little longer than normal skull-time to get to everything... should get through them all by end of week! Thx! 💀💀
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Reminder that I’m guest editing
@bodyfluidslit
Issue 05: SEX NEGATIVE and here’s what I want. Submission guidelines available
@bodyfluidslit
DEADLINE MAY 1st
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knowing full well I walk 20 minutes and take the train for 45 to get to and from work, my ex-boss got me a 10lb hobnail vase with the longest stem roses possible + a bottle of Prosecco as a going away gift
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In 2014 I had to drop out of college just 15 credits shy of graduating because my parents spent all their money on the divorce + a tuition increase meant my scholarship no longer fully covered it. Today my moms boyfriend asked how much I owe to release transcripts and cut a check
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actually it’s totally okay to write off generative AI users as fake artists. There’s actually nothing wrong with looking down on the digital automation of art. It’s not about “stealing jobs” from human artists. It just sucks lol idk why this is a hard concept for some of you
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thought abt posting a nude off circles but changed my mind 💔
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