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long-suffering cutie pie

Chicago
Joined July 2015
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@chlumbucket
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Hmu for queer mentoring services.
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So raecists is a no go. ?.
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Kylie’s:
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Kim Kardashian was gifted a 3D model of her brain from Prenuvo.
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Me as an intimacy coordinator
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I’ve always loved the way they loved
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It’s always something with this girl.
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Gypsy Rose Blanchard announces she is pregnant with her first child.
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Likely place for her to be.
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I was today’s years old when I discovered that caroline polachek is in the time to pretend mgmt music video
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Big day for the scoldy community
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As she loves the addi.
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Why she looks like she wants to welcome me to her island.
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Who is Lady Rose Hanbury? Everything to know about the woman entangled in Prince William affair rumors
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I’ve always loved the way they loved
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The only Kennedy dynasty I care about
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The way I’d be showing this gorilla sex and the city
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Why does king George III look like Dorinda
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@Hehbdhekwhwvsv Me as an intimacy coordinator.
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brands marketing my gay.to gays: friends:
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As a queer artist I’m really inspired by gay sex and phalluses and jock straps . that’s just what inspires me.
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I can’t believe Judy garland still hasn’t deleted that post.
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My favorite text I’ve ever received. From my aunt
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Genuinely do not get what pharmacists do like just put the pills in the bottle.
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Jen shah has pleaded guilty to 1 count of being shahmazing and 1 count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud.
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Aimee Schumer
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Now here she goes.
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Blind mystic Baba Vanga says the end times will commence in 2025
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Found this photo of my dad’s sister on Ancestry. She ran away from home at 17 and cut ties with the whole family. I’ve always wondered what’s become of her
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He’s the Ghislaine to my Epstein ❤️
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And why is Countess Luann there?.
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Is this reporter discussing Afghanistan on MSNBC wearing…. Marine Serre?
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Che Diaz is truly the Jar Jar Binks of the 20’s.
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Mama’s pulled TIGHT
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Hey we saw your heckin doggo from across the room and really dig the widdle floof’s epic vibes
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Gay culture is being a methhead sex addict in your 30s because we didn’t get to be in our teenage years….
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Is there a pride flag for guys who can self suck.
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So ummmmm
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Anna and Dasha
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Jen shah introducing herself to a new inmate from China
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Idgi why would he be telling Arca that.
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The cock is calling and it’s calling hard
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Rimming isn’t about pleasure. It’s about umami.
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Ban. Trump. From. Pinterest. NOW.
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Young Fran Lebowitz was sooo 😍
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Ain’t over till the plus sized queer femme sings.
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America’s newest green-card holder 🎉🥳🇺🇸
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As a queer and gender nonconforming person, and also kind of a sanctimonious asshole with a persecution complex, I often feel unvalued, unwelcome, and, sometimes, unsafe here at Brown University.
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Choose your fighter
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It's honestly too obvious even for me to photoshop Ghislaine into the Chemtrails Over the Country Club album cover. But I'll probably still do it.
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@mikey_almeida This is cat dad erasure. .
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Not to even mention the stolen Nintendo Switch she’s hiding in her mouth.
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Florida woman allegedly assaulted 2 people for doing ‘inappropriate’ stretches at a pool: ‘She f–king attacked us’
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Crying
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My cousins’ children: RANKED.
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Young gays who hate on Madonna should literally be sent to re-education camps.
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I was just using Twitter as a dating app I guess I can delete now
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Lol is this Virgil Texas on Girls?
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The sexual tension between insufferable gays who publicly break Covid guidelines and the insufferable gays who publicly shame them.
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There's a name for it in Japanese, it's "Kintsugi"
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Say omg I love your work ms polachek.
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Beautiful Chinese Lana Del Rey album covers
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This photo of me at 16 on my school trip to Greece.
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We’ve been able to keep this marriage intact for one year!.
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So ummmmm
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I miss the Wendy at Home era of COVID. It bordered on art house cinema
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That ship had kind of already sailed queen.
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Barbie Ferreira reveals she left HBO’s “Euphoria” because she “didn’t want to be the fat best friend”.
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Why Katie Rost from Potomac on 30 Rock
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It’s my birthday also he is risen
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Joint statement re: the costume @bachlover1958
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"As queer people we get to choose our family" the family in question:
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The state law enforcement officer checking my digital biomedical ID so that I can enter a mall food court weirdly feels more like fascism to me than a trucker protest.
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I guess he does look a little different
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Are there sex scenes in the Pete and chasten documentary.
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@ringolos1111 I have to pick up a prescription that’s not ready for another hour I’m like what do you mean it’s not ready put the pills in the bottle you act like you have to go gather up the ingredients and cook it first.
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All it took was him detransitioning (racially, genderically) to finally look kinda Asian
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Hate this pic of THEM so much with that lip stick color and pale ass skin that mustache literally looks like a slick smear of SHIT
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Miranda Hobbes and che Diaz
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My most problematic would
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?.
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Billy Porter reflects on his ‘daring’ Oscars dress ‘that changed the world’: ‘Men feel freer’
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Downloaded the Wonder AI image generator app and all I got was this Uzbek Khloe Kardashian
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My grandfather in 1941 was honestly kind of the vibe
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Fuck it’s my birthday
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Were you topped by me between the years of 2012 to 2017? You may be entitled to financial compensation.
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Went to a straight wedding in support of Traditional Marriage
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"Pete's not qualified to be transportation secretary" explain this?
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“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.”. The women:
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Well
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And she spilled.
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Heather Gay says body positivity was ‘a big lie’ after admitting to Ozempic use: ‘Better to not be overweight’
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Trying to make “she peed” happen as a synonym for “she served,” “she ate,” “she tore,” etc. She peed.
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Lisa Rinna thanks for sitting down with me man
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