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Kendrick flipping the slave line….to…calling Drake a colonizer by preceding to list known ATL rappers he collaborates with………
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Noooo if this is a Melanie and Derwin situation, I will start throwing things.
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Headed out for SupaTitty’s bday dinner. We bout to cut tf up!
And yes, those are kitten heels. Not the big purr but the lil one
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There legit needs to be a class action lawsuit against this song because every woman in the age demographic 27-32 got trash knees now 😂
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How y’all be finding y’all gamer boos?
I’m curious now 👁️👁️👁️
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Killed it.
However, the sweat stains on my dress😂
Big presentation today. 😎
I’ll let you know how many attendees join my session.
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Did y’all ever determine why Terrance Howard’s hair looked like that or are we all collectively minding our business?
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Plain Jane Spaghetti
Sidenote: one thing bout me, I’m gon get these kitten heels off. Fuck you mean lol
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I still don’t know where to put Eartha
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Yayyy, got my
#cinchcontroller
today! Thank you to the organizers of
#C4TC
. I really appreciate y’all curating a space and I’m SURE an experience for black gamers to come together to just be ourselves. Can’t wait to see y’all in June ☺️
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Small personal W for me but this the first time in 30 years I’ve been under a roof with my father for a week.
For those kids that didn’t have fathers growing up, this hits a bit different.
I’m in shambles but happy.
This year been hard but very good to me. ☺️☺️☺️
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Quote with Celebs you've been told you look like
I’ve been told I resemble H.E.R by quite a few people
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I’m bout to cry 🥹🥹🥹
I know it has my government on there, but who cares.
20 some old years
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For my
#naturalhair
and
#washngoers
1) invest in a hair steamer. My hair texture is dry so I get a lot of fairy knots. I started consistently steaming my hair and noticed, my hair isn’t knotting anymore
2) this product combo is unmatched. This a five day old wash n go. 😎
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Thank y’all for the bday wishes and love y’all sent me yesterday. Truth moment, I struggle with seasonal depression, and this year has been extra hard bc I’m dealing with fam issues, work issues, and just bs period but one thing that’s kept me afloat is my twitch fam. Love y’all
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Ok I’m late, bye!
Gotta activate my bad bitch chip this weekend. It’s been monthssssss. Shit, do I even remember how to walk in heels? And I think all my makeup gotta be expired too
I have enjoyed the basic life 🙃
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I got what I asked for 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
I’m finally submitting my review and salary negotiations today.
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I really wish y’all treated black women better.
It’s like a forever stain of disappointment. For those of you that get it, I’m grateful for you.
But man, it’s exhausting
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Just got my 2022 bonus….(I know).
What Beyoncé say? Money bitches…to the right?
Well…let me move to the right 🤌🏽
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Proud of the woman I am and proud of the woman I’m still becoming.
Most importantly, I’m proud of myself for having a pre-roll waiting for me when I finally get home tonight
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However today comes, and I finally got to speak with the physicians piloting my product.
And y’all, they are happy with what I created. I just went on mute and cried.
Just hearing that validation after all this bullshit ….my word…I’m just….a priceless feeling
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Drinks and then some pew pew pew later
Forgive the background, I had a rough week lol
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I’m streaming tomorrow for my bday, I think 🤷🏽♀️
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Apologies to the TL but
Since you’re watching me bitch ass nigga, take this warning.
Try that shit again, and I’m burning all this shit down.
Goodluck!
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I’m really on vacation with people I play video games with. 😂😂😂
And having a good ass time
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Y’all! I got the bag I negotiated for!!! When I got the confirmation, I just busted into tears. 2022 has been hard and I don’t think I have ever cried soo much. Went through a break up, work beating my ass left and right, fractured relationship with the family and feeling
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Owhhh. We here
IT IS NOW OFFICIALLY PISCES SEASON. OVERTHINK EVERYTHING, THROW YOURSELF INTO A WHIRLPOOL SPIRAL OF EMOTIONAL TURMOIL, BE LAZY IN THE NAME OF SELF-LOVE, LET YOUR IMAGINATION KEEP YOU UP AT NIGHT, CREATE ART AND CRY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN! NOW IS OUR CHANCE TO BE
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How it started vs How it’s going
Thanks SP_SE.
Special s/o to
@Ambitious_Neezy
@QueenNaomiTTV
Twitterless Five for teaching me!
Wish I had a trophy to give
@iluhchikken
She’s really the first MVP of the FIRST
SP_SE APEX CUSTOM TOURNAMENT
CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER CHIKKEN
BIG LIFELINE NOT THE LIL ONE!!
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Y’all
The same person that was purposely leaving me off email chains and chat messages based on the project she was trying to steal HAD TO DOUBLE back and ask me for help.
After discrediting me for a week, and pushing me out, I solved the issue in 2 hours. 😑😑😑
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Ok last high thought.
Y’all probably over my fake deep ass.
But nobody talks about how hard balance is. Balance to show up for yourself and then for others.
And then forgiving others for not showing up for you and forgiving them for not understanding why you needed that time.
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Bitchhhhhhhhhhh! It finally happened. Clutched a dub with 2 randoms dead. I’m soo lit right now. 1 1/2 months of getting my ass beat Ok. I can play ranked now. 😎
#apex
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Screaming HAPPY BDAY to
@jarlow
!! I love your ambition, I love your playfulness, I love your laughter, I love your stubbornness hahaha, but most importantly I love you. Super proud of your growth and it’s only up from here. ☺️☺️☺️
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‘NationWIDEeeeEeeeEeee is onnnnnnnnnn yooo SIDEeeeeEeeeeE’
Good Morning!
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I bought some new sundresses
And nigga….
That little booty that could…..over here ‘coulding’
I’m saying!!!
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I thought it was wildly disrespectful to pay rent on the first day of BHM.
So I’m gon pay that hoe today lol
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This is literally one of my favorite podcasts. Sad to see it go. I learned a lot, and with that, my perception of sex ultimately change. Thank you!
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Facts. A colleague of mine just purchased a million dollar home. However, the down payment was from his pops.
The diff between wealth & income became most apparent when i started workin w/ppl my age w/my same income & they didnt have student loans but had trusts, substantial fam support, &/or inheritances already. We both made over 100k but werent close to being in the same positions
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Wow, me standing on business on a family issue might invoke some change.
Wow wow wow
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Going to post and delete but I thought this picture was sooo cute.
My mom and her boyfriend 🥹🥹🥹. Made my day
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When you graduate from baby yams to smedium yams right before the summer ….
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And who got that raise she wanted?
Still waiting on my performance review. I had brunch with my boss last weekend and I had to remind him to schedule it.
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Beyoncé Renaissance album to me, is like what BabyShark is to the little babies.
I finally get it. So I’m going to continue to ‘do-do-do’ my way through this album. 😫😫😫
America has a problem is Number 1 for me now
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Y’all know I be huffing and puffing on that balcony but this is a sweet thing to hear first thing in the morning.
Whew chile, I am emotional!!!
🥹🥹🥹
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Back from my little social media breather
Legit was just on the balcony……high, wine drunk, and writing in my journal
What did I miss? Tell me now
👀🕵🏽
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It’s not that I don’t wanna get laid or date.
It’s just that, nobody wanna date people that have a personality of a cardboard box.
Like life is short, let’s have fun and do stupid unserious shit.
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Getting replaced on a project that you did….90 percent of the work on is why I’ve been depressed.
I’ve been fighting every week and I’m just about done.
So sick of the corp America bullshit. Passing my work off as yours is fuckin sick
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First time trying sock curls and she didn’t disappoint 😬😬😬.
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At my big age, I should know better to not eat things that don’t agree with my stomach
But yet, here I am…fighting for my life
Might as well fasten my seatbelt to this commode.
#TMI
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Happy Wednesday.
If you are looking for a good suspense/sci fi book, this shit right here is bananas.
This book got some many ‘oh shit’ moments and apparently now, it’s a series on Apple
Thanks for the recommendation , I’m a bookmarker of your suggestions
@_Nirvanah
🤓
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Summer 2024 is gon be ‘For the love of Chikken’s box’
I think I’m ready to get out there again and destroy dreams 😂😂😂
Why Summer? I gotta rev the cooter up. I’m old
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I still enjoy shooting my shot....now typically the ball gets stuck between the rim and the glass but I still enjoy it nevertheless, lol
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TL sleep?
Stop expecting for your partner/love ones to supply the love you don’t have for yourself. How can you expect someone to love you unconditionally when you can’t do that for you?
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‘What is it? The BRAIDS??!?’
I’m sorry, I’ve been rewinding that one part.
Because 😂😂😂😂😂. The delivery makes it funnier
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Me and my cousin last night that I haven’t seen in 20 years, smoking a joint, vibing and talking bout life
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@brenastii
Disagree. Growth comes in many forms. Finding success in a career can influence that.
People conflate ego with confidence.
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Came back from Jamaica phoneless, yet again.
I had soo much funnn
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So I have to present at a work conference in Boston in about 2ish weeks. I thought it was going to be a small intimate conference.
Bruh, there is over 400 attendees! Im cooked!
Thoughts and Prayers please
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Back in the gym this week.
If my booty ain’t knocking over cups on the table as I scooch on by…..
I have failed
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Telling my coworkers today EOD means ‘End of December’ and there is no other definition
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I don’t wanna even finish work, I just wanna take myself out on a date and just celebrate me!!!!
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Happy Fuckin Bday to the literal definition of a safe space. I’ve only known you for a year, yet you’ve heard me cry, scream and ultimately gave me a place to be vulnerable at my big age 😂. I don’t say this often, but I truly do see God in you.
@jarlow6
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Love witnessing people grow.
That shit makes me so happy.
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I will be done with my Masters in 2 weeks and it feels surreal.
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completely guilty of being an absentee friend. Im not gon cap, I’m still trying to find balance where I can but it feels good to know I got the shit I aimed for. Onwards and upwards! 🤗🤗🤗
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🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️For the people in the backkkkkkk
At our big age, everything boils down to a very simple concept: how would I feel if this were me/done to me? That would quite litchrally solve everything. Why? Because empathy is the solution
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Honestly, if I just get laid, maybe my mood will improve.
It’s been almost a year 🥴🥴🥴
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Headed to Vegas. Send well wishes that I don’t black out butttttttt I got my pedialyte packets with me 🙃🙃🙃
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Y’all, I deadass was considering quitting my job last week.
Being a black woman in tech is not easy. To the micro-aggressions, to being left off email/meetings for products you own, to the invalidation of my recommendations, to the constant fuckin superfluous debates. Tired
I’m on Cloud 9 right now, literally tears of joy.
Still in a meeting, gon tweet it out in a minute
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People will really run to the internet to cry wolf but behind the scenes…..mistreat and abuse the people that try to help them the most.
Crazy
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Challenge for the next two weeks, reread the Legacy of Orisha Series so my opinions can be fresh facts! 🤓
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A week in Brooklyn 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
I’m soo happy I could cry, I feel like I’m coming home.
(I’ll be there in a month lol)
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It’s me and my homegirl trying to smoke all this weed we bought in Thailand before we get on the plane
My throat feels like a fire pit. Halpppp!
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Big presentation today. 😎
I’ll let you know how many attendees join my session.
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One of my colleagues in India, called me this morning and told me he was thankful for me and all the support I give him
He was trying to send me PavBhaji for my fam to enjoy for the holidays. 🥺🥺🥺
I’m in my feelings!
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