Damn. I figured out why Elon bought Twitter. And my mind is fucking blown…. It’s really simple if you think about it. Scroll down your timeline and look at what you see. Text, videos, ads, etc etc. it’s mad shit on here. Like literally data on people that have been on here /1
@rahsh33m
“Look at you walking like a body builder” lmfaooo
This my type of parenting. Outside of the fact kid almost drown, he had a good time, core memory unlocked, bonding moment with dad, and experienced life. I give this dad an 11/10.
@aprettyPR
“I see what you doing”
-a n✨a that did not see…. the lease. The waiver. The grace period. I empathize with him cause times is hard. Thank her for her patience.
@FirstName736928
She 5’9, chocolate, soft voice, and just minding her business looking like her rent should be paid…. And there still is a jab to be thrown like she did something wrong.
@GAFollowers
Bet he was talking cash to his coworkers like “if I ever see them, they ain’t never gonna get a boot off”
If he was smart he’d double dip with them. Call em as soon as he put the boot on.
@chiNOTshy
“Then I spent 400 bucks on this… Just to be like nigga you ain't up on this!”
Lack of self esteem is expensive. She got a chance to return the whip or nah?
@EagleEye1906
Maannn…. Shit like “it ain’t even worth it.” And giving them eyes to see the ending all the way through goes a long way. The blind rage is hard for some to see through.
@LilMissMemphis
Lady London and it ain’t close. Her bars were vicious and had a better choice of production. Lola on the same beat would’ve been madness 🔥.
@t0nit0ne
Alcohol is honestly the worst drug in America. The detriments outweigh the benefits. Sending prayers to all parties involved. This is sad all around.
@Southside_Gunn
Mannnn my parents used to take my the library multiple times a week. That place is fire 🔥. If we had more people with his enthusiasm hopefully the world be a wiser place.
@themultiplemom
I did a bad thing - I got one of my sons a present for his birthday earlier this year. Forgot to get batteries and it was truly never set up. Yesterday, I went on a battery run and finally got something. He played with it LITERALLY all day after. No iPads, no tv, no nothing. 😢
@KingNjayc
@Finessaveli
@jack109xx
I don’t think it was intended as a bullet. More so like “ask a non-black person who Mike Epps is and there’s a 25% chance they know…. Ask em who Kevin Hart or Dave Chapelle is and there a higher (maybe 50%) chance they’ll know”. It’s the game.
@_kerlizzle
Congrats to these ladies. It’s dope af. Able to prove it without using trigonometry.
And a lot of the comments here are trash. I’m excited for more black scholars, specifically women in STEM, getting the recognition they indubitably deserve. Not that 50 years later a movie shit
@KTLaundry
Bro. Those were sauce fingertips at the end. You missed out. He was trying to give you some sauce lol...
Good stuff man. Always great to see another dad doing his thing.
@KamNoScams
Man Wtf lol.. I looked at the tweet and confused my damn self. This was for something else. idk how this landed on this tweet but I’m just gonna leave it. While we’re here, you doing 2:1 beloved? My fridge empty
@Son_ImSleep
Agreed. In the next few years, the DSM-VI will have an entry called S.A.S.S.:
Short Attention Span Syndrome
anything over 60 seconds is going to be too long. Then we have to wait for the robots.
@pamtagonia
Nah. This is dope. I’ve recently began project managing my life (using Notion) and it’s been mad helpful. As long as they’re both doing it, it makes sense.
@_mstrdom
@youngbenji___
@incangold
Some what cost effective. I mean, factoring inflation, cost of living, rent, AI after a jobs… you can get unlimited breadsticks ! And if she says nah, maybe he can try red lobster - that bread fire.
@briathebosss
@QuickestTempa
It’s recommended not to spend more than 25% on rent. If you drop $3k making 20-30k per month, that’s a nice spot almost anywhere and you get to drop bread elsewhere without issue.