they shoulda let our inner Ardbert make some low stakes decisions like
br’uk evu: how many tacos do you want
wol: three
ardbert: pssst. seven
wol: seven
in a modern AU Urianger would be really into LARP and Thancred would poke fun at him for years until Urianger nonchalantly goes “art thou not roleplaying when thou goest to the club and pretendest thou art worthy of the touch of a woman” and thancred is just devastated for weeks
me: I always feel like if someone thinks I’m smart or that I did a good job on something, I somehow tricked them into thinking that
therapist: have you considered you’re actually smart and good at stuff
me: makes sense thank you [hangs up] I can’t believe I tricked my therapist
I can’t even think of the “Chris Pratt will be playing [character]” meme as being funny because of the amount of psychic damage I take whenever I see it
in honor of finally reaching Apollo Justice on stream today, here’s a repost of something I’ve posted before but twitter decided to delete for some reason
@garfieldtruther
I love this combination of nobody being able to provide a source + the original tweet mentions a nutritionist and not an actual dietitian lol. typical twitter health advice
Every 2 weeks at work I have a one-on-one meeting with my supervisor, but I don’t usually have any performance issues to discuss so part of today’s meeting was just talking about how much she hates Sasuke
@egoraptor
Do you think Game Grumps will ever do an ALS Association charity stream? My dad was diagnosed with ALS (same disease as Stephen Hillenburg) not long after you guys did your Ice Bucket Challenge video, which I really appreciated seeing from you guys during a really difficult time.
@yogurtandmilk
What I love about Suekane is that she just reinvents Miles Edgeworth in everything. This is from another manga she did, starring Miles Edgeworth with an eyepatch!
straight friend groups be like: blonde girl, chad, the funny one, kyle, brunette girl, frat boy
gay friend groups be like: gunbreaker, astrologian, sorceress, red mage, academician, oracle of light, warrior of light, all-rounder, emet-selch
@Corneria
@adiosamiibos
I’m very weirded out that I literally just got out of a roulette with that person, picked up my phone, and then saw this on my tl
@gachabasta
@ffxivstruggle
Sometimes if I’ve been playing another job too long I forget I can res when I go back to RDM
Like I’ll see someone die and be like “damn sucks for them” forgetting that I can help
not to imply that I approve of the aa anime in any way but smiles edgeworth tho. would he smile that way at literally anyone else than Phoenix? probably the steel samurai but that’s about it
@brightsidenight
between miles, mia, and kristoph, phoenix just has a thing for people who help him when he’s at his lowest and I just think that is something very delicious about him 😎😎😎
Miles Edgeworh, slipping a bar exam grader a $100 bill before Phoenix takes the exam to get his badge back: listen, I already know he’s going to write some weird shit, please just pass him
@ScorpiusK1
@hurtandcomfort
When Thancred denies it in HW, Krile is surprised he’s being so serious/not being the playboy she’s heard him described as, and when she calls Minfilia his beloved he says Minfilia is dear to him but not in the way she thinks. Not super ambiguous to me
This may be asking too much considering where I sit but if anyone is willing to tell their story then I am willing to listen. I will keep it private. My discord DMs should be open.
I want to know what was really going on considering my long term relationship with Sfia.
💕💖💕
@marinmmillerVO
and I are getting married this Saturday! The ceremony will be on Adamantoise at 4pm PST/7pm EST. DM me for an invitation by mog mail or come to the venue early and we will trade you one! Slutty glams are highly encouraged 💕💖💕