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Here's all the fanfic I've written, in an organised bundle at last
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elderly gay lionel helps junior lesbian tammy practice coming out
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the kids section of the library is really tidy today except for this one corner where they put Garfield in jail
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"stern but gentle"
the game opens with her killing a man with her bare hands
Meet Seiros: Saint of Legend from the
#FireEmblem
: Three Houses game. Founding saint of the Church of Seiros. Stern but gentle, she guides the people of Fódlan and defends them from danger.
#FEHeroes
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achilles: hey lad patroclus and i are gonna adopt a child
zagreus: woah shit congrats
achilles: it's you sign here
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kris: if our dads started dating would it be weird or chill
noelle: my parents are still married??
kris: not what i asked
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theyre so funny to me im sorry underneath all the horrible trauma and probably some of the most too-real to stomach fantasy politics of the game, it's still objectively funny to be a student at a school where youre YOUNGER brother is pretending to be a teacher
I thought to myself "You know I'm actually really surprised they didn't have a pair of siblings at Garreg Mach in the 3H cast"
And then I brainstormed. And then I theorycrafted. And then I thought, and I pondered, and I contemplated.
And then I was like "OH YEAH THERE *WAS*!"
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caspar not knowing what sex is is a highlight of these damn games
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when u see a terrible post and have to immediately make ur best friend look at it
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the age of qifrey is upon us, as was long foretold
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love that new lion dyke they put in the finalfantasy. idk what grand quest she's on or whatever shes mainly on my tl looking like she just caught a big fish she wants to show you. she looks like she hoops.
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this dlc is so fucking funny like imagine marquis vestra chilling in his stupid bitch idiot quarters and hearing the tell-tale squeaks of gym shoes on a basketball court as his son comes to murder him
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me editing my own writing: god i definitely rely on flashbacks to convey information too much thats not good
critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn:
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edelgard: black eagle strike force
hubert: those who slither in the dark
ferdinand: twin jewels of the empire
bernadetta: i really appreciate you guys you make me so much less self-conscious about my writing :)
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@themawilson
@LubbockPolice
the man who grabbed the gunman, allowing for a removal of the weapon, is currently being held for assault charges while the gunman was released on a misdemeanour charge. Please donate to get Eziequiel out on bail and to help pay for his legal fees!
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we havent had a game in a million years but dont worry capcom is still churning out artwork that looks like weve just Interrupted Something
＼ 結果発表✨ ／
『逆転裁判456 王泥喜セレクション』
キャラクター総選挙✨
1位：御剣 怜侍
2位：成歩堂 龍一(逆転裁判4)
3位：王泥喜 法介
公式サイトでは10位までの順位を公開中です！
沢山のご投票ありがとうございました！
#逆転裁判456 #キャラクター総選挙
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saw an edelgard cosplayer who was like 5 feet tall yesterday and i remembered edelgards 158cm in canon and it really hammered home how insane it is that people followed her into battle
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sylvain joining the black eagles bc he thinks byleth is hot only to end up in shambhala hunting mad scientist mole people five years down the line:
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@mcclure111
@biquoi
the rambunctious little friend, then the pan down to the carnage, THEN the reveal of the BROOM and the narrative tension of whether the marten caused the damage, necessitating the broom, OR did the WORKER cause the destruction with the BROOM in their doomed quest to avert chaos
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claude: and you have HOW many magic users in your army?
edelgard: normal amount
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kris, texting asriel: what wld u think if dad dated rudy from nexdoor
asriel, immediately: is. is that not whats already happening
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ferdinand and lorenz after simultaneously deciding to grow out their hair, stop talking to their fathers, reevaluate their political beliefs and hook up with dudes they thought they hated:
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@Gozufucker69
Why, Zagreus, is it true your father has banned all anime from the House? This is truly a great loss indeed, for there is no truer way to experience the depth of music than through the time-honoured art of the AMV.
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@chuchumcgoo
zelda trapped in the castle watching her only hope of rescue race about chopping down trees to buy the house he already lives in
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Ionius IX, Lambert and Duchess Riegan making a pact to all have heirs during the same year to guarantee that the 1180 class of garreg mach will be as drama-filled as possible
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Voice over: gooigi
Literally everyone all at once: GOOIGI?????
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hubert: we're on the same side
death knight: yes
hubert: we both want the church toppled
jeritza: yup
hubert: to do that i need to be as strong as possible
emile: ok
hubert: so i need a dark seal
jeritza: ok
h: u have a dark seal
j: yeah
h: can i have-
j: gotta kill me for it bro
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(claude is both the freakin genius and the complete legend)
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yes he is eating a donut the entire time
its a very realistic portrayal of dads
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edelgard: im slowly circling hubert around to healthy habits by framing them exclusively in terms of benefit to the empire, with benfits to him as inconsequential side effects
hubert: im letting edelgard train me so she can microdose on manipulating people
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doropetra is SO funny to me bc theyre just so well suited to each other like?? dorothea's like man i wish i could date a cool buff girl who's really smart and kind but i have to marry into wealth or risk dying of poverty :C meanwhile petra is just like [does pushups in royalty]
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@shikadraws
the fact that shes canonically hanging out in spiderverse to get away from a difficult home situation ignoring fights is literally one of her superpowers
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@Grosdoriane
@bourbonbun
we will be feeling the ripple effects of bean dad for decades to come
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miles edgeworth age 37 waking up at 2am: why the fuck did our 4th grade teacher think that was an appropriate response to theft that was the worst decision i have ever seen regarding child discipline & i watched you buy trucy icecream for kicking a rude classmate
phoenix: (sleep)
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we talk about how phoenix defended an orca but we never stop to think about the fact that they put a fucking orca on trial for murder in the first place
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linhardt at hubert's birthday bash: on this day day 25 years ago, Vestra sorcery engineers accidentally knocked a beaker into a vat of spiders and created something which, despite the odds, has risen to become an at-least average Minister of the Imperial Household
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3hopes designs are like. you can tell everything thats wrong with the beagles from their hair (complement) and you can tell everything thats wrong with the blions from their hair (derogatory)
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cant believe i got tickets for the klavier x lamiroir collab concert i just know this show is gonna be FIRE
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it is funny to me when people get tattoos of hands on their bodies like dude. you aleady got some of those.
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@marriagetxt
@marriage_txt
repressed homophobic lesbian ingrid is SO funny to me bc i look at her n just see my teenaged self
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lesbian zone
「大逆転裁判」シリーズのアートディレクション/キャラクターデザインを担当する「塗 和也」描き下ろしの「逆転裁判」シリーズ20周年記念イラストを公開！
20周年の歩みを彩るキャラクターたちが集結した、唯一無二のイラストは圧巻！
#逆転裁判 #大逆転裁判
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@___rosheruuu
i cannot stop thinking about the carrot on a tree like what the fuck is going on there
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miles edgeworth
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Hey so turns out this is a Real Lawyer Post from a community of Real Lawyers and not an ace attorney shitpost and I feel like I have transgressed into foreign territory
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@marriagetxt
@marriage_txt
this is the one that made me want to make this thread dbfhnjhbd
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klavier gavin is just like ooh today i think i will be handsome and kind and pretty and a perfectionist and gorgeous and call my motorbike a hog like it's 1967 and smart and funny and have nice eyes and say the stupidest goddamn shit to this attorney im in love with for no reason
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i know u all know this by now but i love hubert and bernadetta's friendship SO much.... sometimes as a traumatised lesbian you need a giant scary gay man to hide behind.... sometimes as a socially inept gay man you need a ridiculous lesbian to remind you to smile.....
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Me when I’m some peasant living on the von vestra estate growing pumpkins and I hear my landlords son has come home from boarding school to commit patricide while his best friend declares herself emperor and starts a war against god bc she thinks gods a dragon
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claude: hey did i ever tell you how my first kiss was with this goth dude from chess club
lorenz: darling that sounds absurd and i cannot wait to hear it but can we put it on hold until after we meet ferdinand's bf
claude: oh sure im sure this dinner will have zero dramatic irony
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BYLETH CAN HAVE A SUPPORTS WITH EVERYONE BUT NONE OF THEM HVE CONVERSATIONS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE GAME
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ok but what do you even call this fucking garment
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Phoenix: haha im a Bi-cyclist
Miles: it’s just “cyclist”, wright
Phoenix: dammit [crosses out entry on a list titled “Ways To Hint To Edgeworth That I Like Men”]
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incredibly funny that you sometimes gotta deploy specific units to recruit ppl in few3h mercedes steps onto the battlefield and edelgard starts dangling emile at her like psppspspsps
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still obsessed with hubert becoming publicly beloved in some of his endings. imagine ur the guy in charge of blood & torture & patricide & the fall guy for ur revolutionary government to protect its actual ideological leader and instead everyone is like Yaaay We Love Ur Murders!!
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its funny to me for hadesgame reasons that even the oldest dates for the trojan war put it well after the heyday of minoan crete sotheseus has no way of knowing who pat n achilles are. hes yelling at them to get off his lawn and some shade is like wtf that is PATROCLUS from WAR
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@c0wgiirl
when u went in these with sibling(s) and went in different directions only to eventually meet up in a very cramped tube where your only thought was to immediately try and beat the shit out of them
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Bartels siblings you were some of the most captivating parts of that game and no one knows you like i do. mercedes had to go to class every day wondering if she was finally losing her mind and seeing the ghost of her little brother. emile had to pretend he knew how to grade exams
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the black eagles are so intensely ride or die for each other that even if there wasnt any war or anything i think theyd still just be beating the shit out of anyone who looked at any of them funny
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Hubert and Edelgards A support is so funny hes like “haha i have a crush” and she’s like “I Demand You Tell Me” and he’s like uhhhhh It’s You Lol and she just laughs in his fucking face like “sure you big gay bitch let’s go with that”
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i cant stop thinkinh about how genetically speaking ferdinands mum HAS to be a milf like its the only Explanation.. ufcking black eagles play Never Have I Ever and hubert is like "never have i ever had a crush on ferdinand's mother" and half the house downs their drink
ferdinand:
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this is like the result of a dev challenge where they were Forced to include every item on every wishlist for an "adult" pokemon game ever posted to reddit
THAT PALWORLD GAME GOT A NEW TRAILER & I STILL HAVE NO CLUE WHATS GOING ON LOOL
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@2010nissanversa
lot of really interesting memories in this thread but i gotta be honest my version of this was being like 3 and standing in front of the TV and letting rip a massive fart and thinking to myself "i gotta remember this"
>still do
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Trucy is absolutely one of those kids who likes to be thrown around and tossed in the air and edgeworth is so determined to be A Good Dad that the first time he sees phoenix yeet his child onto her beanbag he just
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i think this particular email address is for the visitors centre so i dont think its the best place to send it - im trying to look for a more useful recipient
since the vetoed resolution was presented by the Security Council we might want to be contacting them instead
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@FweeHouses
when edelgard realises the reason why dorothea and petra are so good at teaming up to vex the nobility and also support each other emotionally
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shoutout to alois for remaining in constant contact with his daughter despite being stationed away from her and being a wonderful father figure to the kids at garreg mach too unlike some OTHER knights of seiros
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@plounce
rob did u know that here in australia our largest native owl is literally called Powerful Owl and they look like This
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@elegiac_images
i want to be set loose in one of these like a rehabilitated animal returning to the wild
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THEN WHY DID YOU BLAME EDELGARD AND REFUSE TO LISTEN TO HER THE EXACT MOMENT SHE TRIED TO EXPLAIN EVERTHIMG WHAT IS THIS LINE
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Edelgard called their little nerd team the Black Eagle Strikeforce bc Ferdinand kept suggesting things like Shining Vanguard Of the Future Of The Empire while Hubert wanted their name to be a literal hex but Dorothea calls them SlutSquad anyway
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emile was juggling a triple life, one aspect of which it is literally physically impossible for him to be conscious of, all of which was violent and out of his control, while mercedes was drawing little bunnies in icing on cookies she baked for her classmates
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fe cipher is fucking insane bc sometimes their art of female characters is beautiful and perfectly encapsulates her arc and personality and other times it looks like a mochi someone's horny for
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