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@hxns1anda
Raj
1 month
Signing off by posting a thread of all the stat graphics I've made so far. Thank you.
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7 months
How was he even real man? 😭.
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7 months
Is Shami the greatest Indian pacer in home conditions?.
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@buffys
3 months
define ‘art’.
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2 months
Didn't tweet after winning a trophy after 11 frickin' years, but tweeted right away after his mate announced his retirement.
@imVkohli
Virat Kohli
2 months
I’ve played with you for 14 years and when you told me today you’re retiring, it made me a bit emotional and the flashbacks of all those years playing together came to me. I’ve enjoyed every bit of the journey with you ash, your skill and match winning contributions to Indian
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Raj
4 months
It's been a decade idolo, please fix this. 🥺 .
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4 months
It was good till it lasted. Thanks for the memories, captain Kohli.
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3 months
Nah dawg Smith averages 0.5 against Bumrah at a SR of 3.3 outside Sydney roads 😭😭😭😭😭😭.
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7 months
India have chased down 350+ totals in ODIs 3 times and Kohli has scored a hundred in each of them, averaging 337.0 at a SR of 151.1.
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Raj
2 months
And we lost this monster.
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@BNOFeed
BNO News
2 months
5 years ago today: A man in Wuhan, China starts feeling ill, becoming the first confirmed case of COVID-19.
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@hxns1anda
Raj
2 months
Hands down the greatest cricket edit ever. Each and every player featured in it is a genuine all-time great.
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2 months
Test 100s in Australia since Virat Kohli's Debut. Virat Kohli - 7.England - 5.Pakistan - 4.New Zealand - 4.West Indies - 2.Sri Lanka - 1.
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@hxns1anda
Raj
7 months
Indian quicks send stumps cartwheeling!.(ft. Bumrah, Shami, Umesh, Ishant, Bhuvi).
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Raj
2 months
Bumrah's back must be hurting from carrying this team game after game.
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@hxns1anda
Raj
7 months
Dissecting Virat Kohli's ODI career using different metrics. [Thread]
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@hxns1anda
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2 months
dekho @imVkohli saab, aapko cover drives maarna hi hai toh aise maaro 🙏.
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@hxns1anda
Raj
3 months
Watch this before you fly to Australia, @imVkohli.
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3 months
How can you even rate that longevity merchant over this guy?.
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@hxns1anda
Raj
7 months
Only lockdown kids remember this
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@silly_cricket_
Silly cricket
7 months
Only 90’s kids remember this
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Raj
7 months
Produced an all-timer series against a quality English attack even when he wasn't at his best. Virat Kohli the T20I batter will be missed.
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@hxns1anda
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2 months
I mean they would even ask the captain to drop himself at his peak back then. This was the level of scrutiny he was subjected to.
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Raj
3 months
Can you actually believe this sh*t? 😭
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@hxns1anda
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7 months
Perhaps his most free-flowing and flamboyant version.
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@hxns1anda
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7 months
Exposing the biggest false image in modern day test cricket - Kane Williamson. [Thread]
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Raj
3 months
And thus began the greatest peak cricket has ever seen.
@imVkohli
Virat Kohli
9 years
Touch Down Australia. Great place to start 2016. Absolutely love the vibe here. #PositiveVibes
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Raj
2 months
From 2012 to 2014, India chased down 300+ totals 4 times and Virat Kohli scored a century in each of those games, averaging 531.0 at a SR of 150.8.
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2 months
This pre-lockdown version of him ✊.
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Raj
7 months
India vs England, 3rd T20, 2021.Kohli - 77 (46) at 167.4 SR.Rest of the batters - 70 (74) at 94.6 SR. One of his most underrated knocks in T20Is. Thrived when everyone else struggled. They call him the "crisis man" for a reason.
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7 months
Umesh Yadav mayhem at home soil.
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@hxns1anda
Raj
3 months
Indeed.
@indi_hartwell
Indi Wrestling
3 months
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
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Raj
3 months
What could've been 💔.
@veejuparmar
Vijay
3 months
His eyes tells everything 💔
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Raj
2 months
Therapeutic.
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Raj
1 month
"Kohli ruined Rohit Sharma's test career".No, he actually shielded him. Had Kohli made him open on overseas tours in 2018 instead of flat tracks at home in 2019, he wouldn't have whatever test career he has now.
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2 months
Scored 26.8% of team's runs in the series on rank turners with unpredictable bounce against peak Ashwin and Jadeja. No other batter from South Africa scored a fifty in that series.
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Had a weird dream.Kohli was captaining us in 2027 World Cup in South Africa, but somehow that's not the strangest bit.The strangest bit was Shreyas batting at 190*.
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Raj
2 months
AB's red ball aesthetics might even be better than his white ball aesthetics. Delight to watch.
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@hxns1anda
Raj
8 months
CLUTCH
@hxns1anda
Raj
8 months
And it wasn't a par total. It was solely Bumrah's brilliance that brought back India in the game. He took 2 wickets and conceded only 2 runs in the penultimate over.
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Raj
2 months
Fighting over whom Kohli should've married in big 2024 when he's a father of 2 kids is embarrassing, dude.
@Fan_Of_Goat_
𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩⚡️
2 months
Bhokli you only bottle her in your life for Chunushka 😭
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Raj
7 months
The aspect of Kohli's game that I miss the most is his gap finding ability. I've never seen a batter piercing gaps with as much precision as Kohli did in his prime.
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Raj
7 months
class, elegance, grace, swagger, power, sweet timing, fast hands, strong wrists, majestic footwork, impeccable balance - he's got it all.
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2 months
Crazy how he unironically looked far more convincing during this phase than now.
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4 months
His ODI knock catalogue is insane man. This was a high quality knock on a pitch that got more difficult to bat on as the game progressed. No one else from our batting line up even crossed 40. And it still probably doesn't make it into his Top 10 ODI knocks. Crazy standards.
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3 months
I get it to be honest. I'd be mad as well if two of the most cherished records of my favourite player gets shattered on the same day by the same guy who's played 173 innings lesser compared to my guy.
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7 months
Virat Kohli masterclass on extremely hostile batting conditions against a high quality pace attack, leading his team to a famous victory at Jo'burg 2018.
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2 months
Damn man this stat is everywhere now 😭.
@OneCricketApp
OneCricket
2 months
The 𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮 and the 𝑹𝑼𝑳𝑬𝑹 of Australia 👑. #AUSvIND #ViratKohli #TeamIndia
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2 months
We went from "Kohli has too much love for young talents like Bumrah who have delivered in bits and pieces" to "Kohli was just at the right place at right time" LMAO
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2 months
Then there's this freak who's produced masterclass after masterclass on every South African tour on minefields.
@Rassie72
Rassie van der Dussen
2 months
South Africa is the toughest place to bat in Test cricket. Change my mind.
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Raj
7 months
Shikhar Dhawan's all-timer CT 2013 campaign .
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2 months
Can't just let him go like this, man 💔.
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Raj
6 months
We had more batting depth today than we had in the entire WC and yet failed to chase 230 without Kohli playing throughout the inning against Lankans all of teams. But I'm supposed to believe we won 270-280 chases vs top teams in WC due to quick starts in powerplay.
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Raj
1 month
Too much revisionism for my liking. That aggression has won us countless games for more than 1.5 decades. POTM awards in winning cause.Kohli - 63.Sachin - 61. 100s in winning cause.Kohli - 57.Sachin - 53.
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Krishna
1 month
Aggression tabhi achcha lagta hai jab team jeet rahi ho. Sachin was aggressive too, where his bat did all the talking.
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7 months
Averaging 60+ over a sample size of around 240 matches 😭
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Raj
1 month
Averages mighty 36 in his apparent "red ball peak" in the last 5 years. You may have fooled the masses but not me, Rohit Sharma. You were never meant for Test cricket. Just retire and free us all.
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7 months
Kohli's strokeplay in CT 13 was incredible.
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3 months
Records were shattered, debates were settled and history was scripted on this very day last year.
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The greatest T20I player of all time.
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Tears man 😭
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6 months
mashallah, how are those wrists even real?.
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6 months
Sorry Dhawan saab, we didn't hype you enough 😔
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2 months
Best spinner in Mumbai Indians' squad for next year.
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3 months
He only averages 38.7 since 2020 (supposed to be his best years in test cricket) despite skipping 10 away tests. If that's considered consistency, the standards are pretty low.
@45Fan_Prathmesh
Prathmesh.
3 months
I will not tell you to retire from the format just bcoz he you failed in an one series after performing 5 years consistently. Fake fans, glory hunters are coming out. Our time will come soon @ImRo45 😄
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4 months
Scored a brilliant 74 at Kotla and took India from 139-7 to 262. He was the point of difference. Australia were winning this series 2-1 if not for this knock.
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@shaswat7410
Shaswat (A𝕏ar Patel Fan account)
4 months
Ab kya milega Mujhe yaad karke?
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Raj
3 months
Wake up babe a brand new "Mumbai batters" filter just dropped.
@khetan200104
Himanshu
3 months
What ? What kind of filter is that mann 😭😭😭😭😭😭 ?? .Unreal mann
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Kohli has played 6 ICC finals in LOIs.- He has performed 5 out of 6 times.- He has top scored 3 times.- He has top scored twice in winning cause.- He has won 1 POTM.- Averages nearly 50 (despite 4 out of 6 finals being 20-over games). CLUTCH GOD 🐐.
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7 months
Some things never change.
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Probably the most elegant Indian opener ever.
@srini_r_twit
Srinivas R
7 months
M Vijay has the most aesthetic cover drive of Indian batters imo.
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7 months
It was a privilege watching Virat Kohli in WT20s throughout the years. So glad he ended his WT20 career on a high note.
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Raj
3 months
Rishabh Pant's consistency needs to be praised a lot more. Despite his high-risk high-reward approach, the way he's consistently churned out runs (and mostly in adverse conditions) is unbelievable. On his way to become a genuine all-time great in Test cricket as a pure batter.
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Raj
7 months
2018 Kohli in overseas conditions. Test cricket heritage.
@meandmessi
Halsey.
7 months
Quote this with Test Cricket aesthetics.
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7 months
Shame on Kohli for not winning the Ashes.
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3 months
Scoring at @ 4.5 RPO while the rest of the team was scoring @ 1.8 RPO in his very first test in South Africa against the likes of Steyn, Morkel and Philander, but no counter-attacking knocks apparently.
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The greatest trio in ODI cricket, Roshirat ❤️
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7 months
Virat Kohli, 2017.
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3 months
Wait for the replay.
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3 months
If you remove that 241* and 60* on an absolute road of a Sydney track where McGrath wasn't in the XI and 1700+ runs were scored, Sachin averaged 16.4 in BGT 2003-04.
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@weRcricket
Cricket.com
3 months
VIRAT KOHLI IN HOME TESTS!. "He has averaged 40+ in just one out of four years in home Tests. If you remove that ton at Rajkot, his average reduces to 22. That pitch was such that if there was no day limit, they would still be playing that Test match.". 🔗:
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Incredible resilience.
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3 months
% of team's runs scored by Kohli during 2012-16 in.All T20Is - 24.9%.WT20s - 36.3%.WT20 KOs - 49.8%. Insane carry job and probably the greatest T20I peak.
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4 months
They used to ask the captain to drop himself "after losing an overseas test" despite him being the only batter who had the balls to thrive in hostile overseas conditions.
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@KPNInBombay
AGirlHasNoName
4 months
There was a time when people used to write threads for wrong DRS’ taken by captain. Those writers seem to have vanished now. Oh the things they have done to show that one guy as the worst person to play the sport in every capacity. But guess what? He keeps winning.
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2 months
That Bangalore knock in 2020 was insanely aesthetic. Should've gotten that hundred.
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2 months
Kohli has only played 6 ODIs against Australia when all of Cummins, Starc and Hazlewood were in the XI. His scores were - 89, 21, 89, 56, 85, 54.394 runs @ 65.7 Avg.
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Raj
2 months
2018 mentioned.
@mufaddal_voira
Mufaddal Parody
2 months
What happened in 2018?.
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3 months
Travis Head's wikipedia page ffs 😭
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7 months
Virat Kohli in CWCs throughout the years .
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Hands down the greatest CWC batter of all time. Imagine having such astonishing numbers while playing across different eras and over 3 decades.
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3 months
Rahul Dravid's elegant drives and cuts.
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Kohli's score today in his downfall - 36.Dhoni's 2nd highest score in Australia - 38 😭. Imagine being a Dhoni fan and speaking on test cricket. Literally one of the most terrible players to play this format.
@Mahiyank_78
MAHIYANK™
1 month
You all are sick man if you enjoying Kohli’s downfall .
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Raj
7 months
The way he was effortlessly batting against such insanely high quality swing bowling in overcast conditions, 71st was written all over it if not for multiple weather interruptions.
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2 months
Let's laugh at Piggy 🤣🫵.
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2 months
Went on to score another hundred in his very next inning. What a freak.
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@PatrickAshling
Patrick Ashling
13 years
490 runs in his last 4 ODI Innings - Virat Kohli #wowsers.
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Raj
8 months
in asia, in europe, in oceania, in the states, in the carribean, on green tops, on flat decks, on dust bowls, with the white ball, with the red cherry, with the pink ball, with the new ball, with the old ball, at the death
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3 months
An average of 60+ and RPI of 50+ over a sample size of almost 12,000 runs at a SR of 93. No other batter has ever dominated ODIs like this guy.
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3 months
This is insane though. Better W/L ratio in home tests than Steve Waugh's mighty Australian team, despite captaining in 2 more matches.
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Kohli in T20Is during 2016-19. Imagine being THIS good in the shorter format while producing also one of the greatest ever peaks of all time in ODIs and Tests.
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2 months
Back then everyone wanted Bumrah to get dropped for the 3rd test at Jo'burg in 2018, but captain Kohli backed up and the rest is history.
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2 months
Cricket d!es a little every day when this knock against a mediocre attack on a highway where about 1800 runs were scored gets gassed up as some miraculous knock. Kohli's 79 in Cape Town is a better display of grit and discipline in far more challenging conditions.
@Houseof_Cricket
House_of_Cricket
2 months
Dear VK,. There is no better time to recreate this!!
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2 months
Kohli has only played 6 ODIs against Australia when all of Cummins, Starc and Hazlewood were in the XI. His scores were - 89, 21, 89, 56, 85, 54.394 runs @ 65.7 Avg.
@omguupta18
Om
2 months
@hxns1anda @AuctorDeIslet Bhai iski Hazelwood , starc , Cummins ke against ek bhi odi hundred nhi hai kya?.
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Raj
2 months
We've got that selfie.
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Raj
28 days
Just hook it into my veins 💉 .
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Raj
28 days
Michael Slater's commentary in Mohali 2016 still remains the best ever piece of commentary on Kohli. Those last 3-4 overs were pure adrenaline rush, will forever be etched in my memory.
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Raj
3 months
I can't lie, South Africa's probably the only country who's scorecard graphics have been consistently excellent throughout a decade or so.
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@Adityakrsaha
Aditya Saha
3 months
Knew it's JioCinema who has fcked up that scorecard graphic because this is how the original looks.
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Raj
2 months
How flamboyant was Kohli in 2013 Champions Trophy, mane!.
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