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LSG is a franchisee where a mug like Krunal Pandya becomes captain & bats at 3 and a world-beater like Quinton de Kock gets benched.
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So technically it was a paid tweet.
Shubman Gill fined 115% of his match fees for maintaining slow overrate (100%) and showing dissent over the 3rd umpire's decision (15%).
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If BCCI wants Bumrah to play cricket in 2026 & beyond, they gotta rest him from one of CT, IPL & England tour.
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this IPL monopoly is disgustingly crazy. now CSK, MI, KKR and RCB have 13 outta 17 titles between them.
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Sanju Samson > Mahatma Gandhi.
Avesh Khan said, "Sanju Samson gives a lot of freedom to the boys".
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KKR have been backing Rinku Singh since 2018. Nobody was ready to spend even ₹60L for him at the mega-auction . Now that he’s successful this MI bot whose club had preserved ₹15.25Cr for Ishan Kishan is piping up to give gyaan.
KKR doesn't deserve a player like Rinku Singh man. He needed just one support from other end to win the game 💔
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First Class average is just about 37. Has scored barely 100 runs @ <20 in 5 Tests. KS Bharat, warra mug. This guy is actually playing an ICC final for India.
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this is unprofessional and disrespectful towards Faf at the same time I can’t even lie.
Four games. Four 🔝 teams! .The final leg of the battle for the 🏆 is here!. Who'll prevail in the #TATAIPLPlayoffs?. #IPLonJioCinema #TATAIPL
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Prettiness criteria on Indian xitter. - Just be white.
There has never been a hotter cricketer than Sir Alastair Cook 🔥🔥🔥
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This is the kinda innings which casuals would harshly scrutinize but those who ever hold a cricket bat know how skillfully he played that phase out & how unlucky he was for that catch.
Dinesh Karthik's epic ball by ball 6 runs in 25 balls in 2019 WC semi-final against NZ
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Notice how hundreds of young fast bowlers show up every year and not one of them has ever named James Anderson as his idol?.
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If this innings was played by a caucasian Australian/Englishman named Kingsley Parker then Amazon Prime would’ve released a documentary on its 5th anniversary and Ben Stokes’ Headingley knock would’ve been as relevant as your 10th marksheet.
#OTD in 2019, Kusal Perera pulled off an improbable chase in Durban against Steyn, Rabada, Philander & Co! 🤯. Is Perera's 153* not celebrated enough?.
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This gut scored 289 runs @ 96.33 the last time India toured Caribbean. People don’t even remember him. 🥲
NEWS - India’s squads for West Indies Tests and ODI series announced. TEST Squad: Rohit Sharma (Capt), Shubman Gill, Ruturaj Gaikwad, Virat Kohli, Yashasvi Jaiswal, Ajinkya Rahane (VC), KS Bharat (wk), Ishan Kishan (wk), R Ashwin, R Jadeja, Shardul Thakur, Axar Patel, Mohd.
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They dropped KL Rahul twice in the PP. Made him eat up half the innings. And finally got him out after getting the job done by him. Captain Samson masterclass.
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Rohit saw we’re dominating the Aussies without him and went onto gaining sympathy yapping how he was so selfless to drop himself. This is blatant PR & peak shamelessness.
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Test match wrapped up in 2.5 days
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Sanju Samson defended a potential wide ball of Suyash in order to allow Jaiswal to complete his 100. Still some people accusing him to be selfish. 🤡
Sanju Samson indicating Yashasvi Jaiswal to go for the six and complete the hundred.
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ODI batting averages of few Indian players:. Kedar Jadhav - 42.Manish Pandey - 33.Vijay Shankar - 32.Sanju Samson - 56.Suryakumar Yadav - 24. This guy keeps retaining his spot in XI just because he can play scoop.
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Not complaining but if,. - A Test had been played in Kolkata.- 🇮🇳 had gotten bundled out in 1st session.- 🇿🇦 had gotten all-out for 153 on day 1.- Ashwin, Jadeja, Maharaj, Harmer had shared 20 wickets. Then we’d have read 69 articles on pitch from OZ & English media by now.
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nah, the structure, pitch curation, outfield and aesthetics mog entire asia
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Madhya Pradesh CM Mohan Yadav gives offer to Congress MLA Omkar Markram to join BJP.
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Harry Brook is gonna blame the sambar smell from nearby restaurants for his dismissal today.
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Unpopular opinion:. KL Rahul is a better Test cricketer than Rohit Sharma all things considered.
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This guy has played an IPL, a World Cup & a T20I in India. Yet to make a mark and he’s blamed the fans, food quality, air quality but never himself.
𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 '𝗦𝗠𝗢𝗚' 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁 𝗩𝗮𝗿𝘂𝗻 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗸𝗮𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗵𝘆 🫣. ". with the smog the other night, it was a lot harder to pick". Know what the England batter had to say ⬇️.
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The worst part of these high-scoring affairs is you have to bear atleast 3 tweets per minute in which the entirety of Tamil Nadu explains how crazy 87(25) was as if they don’t mention it every fcking day of their lives.
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Mohammed Siraj.Alzarri Joseph.Akash Deep.Yash Dayal.Reece Topley.Karn Sharma .Vyshak Vijaykumar.Mayank Dagar.
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Iyer would have had Yuvraj of early 2010s kind of cult if we had won the World Cup.
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200-run partnerships in Test cricket vs India:. From Feb 2015 to Jan 2022: 2.From Feb 2022 until now: 4*.
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Manjrekar: Rohit puts the team before himself
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Nitish Rana has become a pillar of KKR’s batting lineup by performing consistently over the last 5-6 years. Contributes with the ball & on the field as much as he can. Also he led the team pretty well this season. Still no hype around him. He’s damn underrated.
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The fake allrounder’s image that Washington Sundar has. Bats at 8 with no hitting range, has no bowling value on standard surfaces but keeps getting picked at the expense of a frontline asset. This time Siraj.
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If Stuart Broad does it, it’s a trademark; if Siraj does it, it’s irksome to the umpires & if Rabada does it, he gets banned. ICC is a bunch of racists, there’s no other explanation.
Mohammed Siraj has been warned he is headed for more behavioural trouble if he doesn’t eradicate a "celebrappeal" habit that raises the ire of umpires almost as much as his send-off to Travis Head #AUSvIND
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The most brutal dominance I’ve seen by a batter against all the odds in Test cricket. Was returning from a terrible English tour, on captaincy debut, in alien conditions, up against monstrous opposition, surrounded by mug teammates. Only Smith’s Ashes 2019 comes close.
25 years old Virat Kohli bashing peak Australian bowlers in their home . Generational Talent look like this.
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Jitesh was promoted over Liam to take on spin but captain Nicky P played 3D chess and took him down with high pace, which created pressure and resulted in Dhawan’s wicket. People won’t tell you this cuz Pooran isn’t a white Aussie bugbear named ‘Patrick’.
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How does scoring a mere 400 Test runs more than Stuart Broad at damn 37 as a frontline batter makes you “one of the greatest ever”?.
Rohit Sharma completes 4,000 runs in Test cricket. - One of the greatest ever! 🐐
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@_shortarmjab_ “we will pay it” bruh you couldn’t pay 20 rupees to take a bus to meet Amrit Pradhan.
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Rohit Sharma with Rishabh Pant and Chahal. - A beautiful picture.
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Has there ever been an Indian captain more aura-less than him?.
Suryakumar Yadav is posing in Akshay Kumar's Iconic pose in the Hera Pheri movie. 😎❤️
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Sanju Samson:. - Barges in.- Sees off the new ball.- Minimises the asking rate by taking on best of the bowlers.- Creates a launchpad in the run-chase.- Departs.
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now nobody will gas this Ashwin 2/19 (4) in a knockout cuz he isn’t a caucasian hob from sydney named Robert Ashton and doesn’t fulfil the aussie mentality criteria.
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Before becoming a Hindu or a Muslim or a Christian or a Jain or a Jew or a Buddhist or an Agnostic an Atheist, let us all become Kane Williamson haters first.
Ravi Ashwin said, "I made myself a promise in 2012, we lost a tricky series against England. I was very early in my career and I was just telling myself we are not gonna lose another one. Ever. And that's what I promised myself".
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i. Captain Dhoni alone didn’t win the WC but Captain AB alone to be blamed for losing the WC. ii. AB shouldn’t criticize someone else’s captaincy cuz he didn’t win anything as captain but I’ll criticize AB’s batting despite not being 50% the batter as him.
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Got ROBBED in Johannesburg. Guess which group has a franchise based in this city.
Fabian Allen attacked and robbed at gunpoint at Paarl Royals' team hotel in Johannesburg. - Robbers snatched his phone and bag. (Cricbuzz).
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That collision was unnecessary on Kohli’s part but so many native Aussies piping up as if their players are not historically the most ill-behaved bunch ever is funny.
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@BCCI Runs scored in this tour:.Rishabh Pant - 31 (3 innings).Deepak Hooda - 10 (2 innings).Sanju Samson - 36 (1 innings). Guess who's got dropped?
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Hanuma Vihari averages 60 in South Africa and possesses a top class defensive skills against pace and spin by the way.
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@write2Swag “bad light stopped play” is the biggest bull crap. Bruh we are not blind, just turn the lights on & play every day Test with the pink ball if need be.
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Sanju Samson had a sword around his neck after previous failure. Still he played positively for the team & not to save his spot. India need players with his mindset in the squad if they’re serious about winning the CWC.
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Notice how a retired pinch hitter Narine has already breached 450-run-mark (@ 45/182) this season, then there is the Indian captain who scored 450+ runs @ 140+ in a szn only once since the dinosaur era?.
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CT members are happy after getting to know that they can make Riyan Parag scapegoat again.
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Imagine telling someone in 2020 that Travis Head will formidably be a better cricketer than KL Rahul in a few years.
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Captain KL knew Kohli & Faf eat pace, so he came up with a masterstroke of bowling 4 overs of SLA in PP and broke the spine of RCB’s batting in no time. Curry munchers would’ve been ejaculating for weeks if the same was done by that malodorous bugbear Cummins.
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Away BGT won - 0.Aggression avoided - ♾️. 🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵👺👺👺😈😈😈.
Avoiding unnecessary aggression, calm behaviour on field, is what makes Sachin the God of cricket. .
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Suryakumar is a humane form of camphor. They smell like heaven when kept in easy circumstances. When stakes get big and pressure hits the roof they both vanish.
Could they have chased 277 if Surya was there.
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cuz we have eyes?.
How can someone choose Kohli over Rohit in term of aesthetic 😭.
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Kagiso Rabada 2/18 (4) in a 148 chase. He just has 1 wicket less than Bumrah this season with an economy rate <8. But you won’t see repulsive nerds gobbling on to him 24/7 because he is not a overpriced hobgoblin from a white nation named “Patrick Cummins”.
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Shubman Gill in ODIs outside Ahmedabad:. Inns - 27.Runs - 1437 .Avg - 62.SR - 104.50s/100s - 6/4. Enough to humble whole Tamil Nadu imo.
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Kohli is an arrogant loser when he kicks a trashcan after being given out but Smith is a champion delta male for the same. Yuvraj is a disgusting moron when he smirks after a loss but Williamson is a spiritual pioneer for the same.
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purple cap is such a mickey mouse award mane. mutthal like harshal patel won it twice while bumrah never felt it on his head.
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Eden Gardens is the only ground in India which fully gets covered while rain so that no area of the ground gets wet dangerously. Don’t compare this GOAT venue to any random Motera stadium.
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Unpopular opinion:. Sanju Samson has a better pull shot than Rohit Sharma.
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Too late buddy. I wanted to hear it on 31st March 2016, 11:45 PM IST.
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Imagine putting on this absolute gold and carrying a garbage team in alien conditions yet not getting awarded with the POTT cuz you’re not white and couldn’t able to display a cute smirk after losing the WC due to your own fckery.
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Smith’s peak ended in 2019, he’s been avg’ing 43.05 ever since. Rohit’s Test peak started at the same time, he’s been avg’ing 37.50 in this period & 41.54 overall.
Smith - 12,11*,6,91*31,0,11,9,0.17,2 .Waiting for your article on this too.
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This has insane repeat value. Everything else is the wrong answer.
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?.
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Butthurt CSK fans are coping it by moral-policing & spamming trophy pics after losing a banter which their captain himself started.
‘It is someone from RCB’ 😍 . Jitesh doing what he does best! 👏. #PlayBold #VijayHazareTrophy #ನಮ್ಮRCB
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Travis Head averages less than his career averages against Siraj in both the formats. Holy smoke!.
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tears man, jurel in his first ever ipl playoffs appearance surpassed his captain’s 10 y/o career’s playoffs legacy.
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“robotic batsman” sounds like praise. You gotta be insanely perfect for peeps to mistake you as a robot.
No amount of statpadding will make any robotic batsman like kohli better than Rohit.
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top 6 greatest cricketers for instagram. 1. Brendon McCullum.2. Mitchell Starc.3. Patrick Cummins.4. MS Dhoni.5. Kane Williamson.6. Alastair Cook.
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He looks best when he stitches up those artistically calculated long-haul knocks full of elegance like an ethical wizard he is. This agitated boom-bang-bang doesn’t suit him.
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Steven Smith had to scratch the ball to get AB out in the latter’s final ever Test series and he got suspended without even getting him out. Sums up it all.
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This makes you realize why Kohli won at life. He never bought such meatriding trick and maintained someone who he shares genuine mutual affection with. These indoctrinated redheads can’t relate.
New Twitter/X profile picture of Yuzvendra Chahal. - The bond between Yuzi and Rohit Sharma.
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Imma repeat, I bet my right hand had Kohli gone to play BBL after making that statement & beating the Oz in a CWC final at MCG then he’d have been booed by them. Self-loathing majdoors are imitating it as if it wasn’t done against their own azz selves.
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This dude got the greatest ever CWC team on the platter at his home. Arjuna Ranatunga’s '96 campaign was way more significant and comparatively isn’t talked highly of. Anyway, credits to him for not bottling a non-rigged home CWC.
Michael Clarke is the least hyped and talked about WC winning Captain.
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Test player Amla in his one and a half season long IPL career scored more hundreds than what the No.1 cricketer of the nation apparent selfless intent madman has done since the inception.
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Abhimanyu Easwaran made it to Test team in 2021 🏴 tour. Priyank Panchal got into the team in 2022 🇿🇦 tour. Both toiled in domestics & A tours. Now without a valid reason being given both got vanished. BCCI > Circus.
India’s ODI Squad: Rohit Sharma (Capt), Shubman Gill, Ruturaj Gaikwad, Virat Kohli, Surya Kumar Yadav, Sanju Samson (wk), Ishan Kishan (wk), Hardik Pandya (VC), Shardul Thakur, R Jadeja, Axar Patel, Yuzvendra Chahal, Kuldeep Yadav, Jaydev Unadkat, Mohd. Siraj, Umran Malik, Mukesh
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Samson was 73*(33) at one point and he got out making just 13 off the next 13 deliveries as he started cruising to the 3-figure-mark
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Where were you hiding when Rohit barged into the crease, dropped a truckload of cow dung and went back to the pavilion in a matter of a bowl of maggi for a decade straight?.
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This is the ground Asif Ali used to hit 150 sixes a day in.
The Cricket Stadium for Asian Games in Hangzhou, China. Massive Score on Cards. !
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Indians consume just one sport and suck bigtime at acquiring the basic knowledge of that too.
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Devdutt Padikkal picks up Sanju Samson! 👏🏻👏🏻. Brilliant bowling by devDOT.
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- Siraj mocked Naveen.- Kohli supported Siraj.- Naveen had a heated chat with Kohli.- Gambhir got into the act.- KL & Mayers made peace with Kohli.- IPL peaked.- Jay Shah is happy. Kudos to script writer(s) of #LSGvRCB.
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