absy
@absycric
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Likes to shitpost on cricket, F1, and occasionally other stuff
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Joined March 2014
Crazy that one of the most iconic images in F1 history was taken in fkn Greater Noida.
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I was searching for Hrithik Roshan controlling a remote device.
🇬🇷The Olympics Opening Ceremony 20 years ago in Greece.
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Why is he dressed as Tiger Woods.
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Johns Mufa got serious competition now.
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I’m sorry but getting out clean bowled on the FIRST BALL of the innings after watching the opposition pile 800 runs over two days is hilarious.
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MS Dhoni’s retirement life looks so sorted. No taking up commentary, no entering politics, minimal presence on social media - play 2 months of IPL and remaining 10 months attend parties & promotional events, experiment with hairstyles, meet up random celebrities, do some farming.
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I mean, just two days ago Bumrah was mingling with the Konstas family
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Sarfaraz 😭😭.
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Now Australia will play fuck all cricket in T20s till June, go into the T20 World Cup as one of the least favourites, lose their opening match or two, then somehow win all matches from there and take the trophy.
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They became uncapped 😭😭.
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Mumbai Indians are you willing to sacrifice Bumrah for country one season.
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"You know who AB de Villiers' all time favourite teammate is? Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not that always topless in a towel guy. I am. I am his favourite. Suck it."
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What should I manifest next?
@kyaaboltitu Suddenly imagining Bumrah and Cummins in blazers walking out for toss as captains during a BGT series.
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If you woke up this morning and got told Kohli will score a 50, MI will win a match and MSD will become captain, what would you say.
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Not a new thing for Arshdeep Singh to celebrate a World Cup trophy with coach Rahul Dravid
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One day, you’re raising the paddle. The next, you’re under the hammer. The fickle world of IPL Auction.
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Chennai Super Kings *rotates* Mumbai Indians *rotates* Chennai Super Kings *rotates* Mumbai Indians *rotates* Chennai Super Kings *rotates* Mumbai Indians *rotates*
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USA won a match, lost a match, tied a match, got a match abandoned. Quite the journey.
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Is there anyone this man has not met?.
Had an opportunity to meet and chat with @RishiSunak finance minister of Britain at the Lord’s ground along with old friend geoffery boycott and @bcci president @SGanguly99
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His team couldn’t get Vidya Balan or someone else to tweet toh khud hi karna pad raha hai 😭.
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To one generation, they were childhood heroes. To another generation, they were seasoned commentators. To the next generation, they are uncapped Indian players open for IPL selection.
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I find it so unintentionally funny that cricket twitter pe chaaro taraf aag lagi hoti hai aur beech mein Kohli sahab apna chup chap aake kapdo aur pani ki ad karke chale jate hain.
Being polite isn't a weakness. Let's change the narrative. @StayWrogn .#StayWrogn #RightKindOfMan #LoveIsRespect
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Watching live cricket in India is such a put-off because of this picture quality. Our air is not outdoor sport telecast worthy.
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The Holy Trinity. Inseparable. Third-last, second-last and last. AS IF IT WAS WRITTEN.
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3 matches 12 overs 2 maidens 7 wickets 0 Irfan Pathan tweets.
Hardik Pandya with ball in T20I World Cup 2024:. 4-1-27-3.4-0-24-2.4-1-14-2. Fantastic from the Vice Captain, What a remarkable performance, he always stand up in big stages.
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Harshal Patel has now played for all three from the holy trinity - DC, RCB and PBKS.
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Won't it be slightly funny if RCB win the title the very first season after Kohli steps down as captain.
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Jadeja 13*(18) when they said passed on the baton what exactly did they mean.
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You can’t take it to where you’re going now.
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Congratulations on taking Virat Kohli as your first Test wicket, Beau Webster.
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Kuldeep had foreseen everything. He was a step ahead of everyone all this time. h/t @gradecricketer .
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Amazon, if you are shooting for the next season of The Test with the Australian team, could you just sneak into to the Indian dressing room and get some shots.
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Man what an incredible range.
Met famous author Jeffrey archer who I have been knowing for long.he loves cricket and it was great fun watching game with him at the Lords @BCCI @ECB_cricket
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What a mega brain idea to have golden stars on a light yellow background.
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RR couldn't properly utilise Tripathi, Livingstone, Miller when they were with them. Who else.
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At this point Adelaide feels like a First Test match in a new, fresh 4-match series.
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Don't let Tim Paine read your shirt.
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Mongolia Cricket you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.
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Shaheen has some excellent anger management skills.
David Warner gets a life on two! Shaheen Afridi gets the ball swinging and Abdullah Shafique puts it down at first slip #AUSvPAK
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One day I want to see Rizwan throw the ball in the air in a fake celebrappeal and the batters run a bye.
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Booing players for leaving a franchise in a tournament where team is built through auction is stupidity.
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In our time we used to simply call it ‘back spasm’.
UPDATE: Mr. Harshit Rana was unavailable for selection for the third T20I due to a viral infection and did not travel with the team to the stadium. #TeamIndia | #INDvBAN | @IDFCFIRSTBank.
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Where’s that guy Dewald Brevis? Wasn’t he supposed to be the next de Villiers? Why does he not make into the SA side?.
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Buttler will go down IPL hall of fame with the likes of Gayle, ABD, Warner.
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Rohit Sharma steps down as captain under coach Gautam Gambhir, who stepped down as captain at DD under coach Ricky Ponting, who stepped down as captain at MI to have Rohit Sharma take over captaincy in IPL.
Just in: Gautam Gambhir steps down as captain of Delhi Daredevils. Shreyas Iyer will replace him #IPL
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Seriously tho, this is the fourth world cup in four consecutive years… kinda diminishes the novelty no….
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This trio has been winning tournaments together since 2012. More than 10 years. Crazy.
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Reading of the changes the BCCI is apparently suggesting for the Indian team. I don't know how much to believe but if I had to nominate one rule to be strictly applied, it would be to ban team members from having PR agencies.
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This man used to wear SRH hoodies to his bed. How did they fuck this up so bad.
Lazy night on the couch for @CandyFalzon but we recorded @TheVoiceAU so up we get and time to join in!! @SunRisers
http://t.co/nniuWcShFV.
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Took cricket just 7 days to remind why it's the boss in this country.
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The guy who comes up with these questions during IPL
what’s everyone’s dream jobs.
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Call him again @ABdeVilliers17.
Virat Kohli: I had special a chat with AB de Villiers before the game today. He told me just watch the ball. That's exactly what I did. #INDvENG.
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🚨 ROHIT SHARMA HAS OPTED OUT OF THE 5th TEST 🚨. - Bumrah to lead, Gill to bat at number 3 & KL Rahul to open - Prasidh Krishna is set to play. [pdevendra from Express Sports]
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I’m surprised Bumrah has not yet gone into full Virat Kohli-esque brand persona with multiple brand deals and ad posts everywhere. His brand appeal must be at an all time high.
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Rahul and Buttler have cracked the code for scoring a hundred as openers in T20s. Also, it's always around 60 balls.
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England have qualified for the semi final. Now if Australia fail to do so, of which there does exist a decent chance, Josh Hazlewood is going to be left looking like a fool 😭.
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This is the same kind of mental exercise they do while calculating their chances to finish in top 4 based on others’ results and NRR.
Take 'D' out of DRAVID . add it with WALL(DRAVID) & end it with 'I' from INDIA. it becomes d-WALL-i. HAPPY dWALLi to all. .
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