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Imagine your captain saying this in the press conference. What a confidence booster.
Rohit Sharma said - "Mohammad Siraj is not effective and his effectiveness come down when the ball gets older".
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My Blud stood with Kohli and Bumrah. Once with the bat and once with the Ball. Real GOAT. 🐐🐐🔥🔥
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@growing_daniel “Fatter” girl. Could’ve just said the girl in the background or her name. Unnecessary.
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Should’ve done a guard of honour if you knew since Perth mfer. Such a useless person.
Rohit Sharma said, "I came to know in Perth about Ravi Ashwin retirement, but I convinced him to wait at least to play the Pink Ball Test".
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This. This is what he fought for all those years. This is what the fans craved for. Oh my heart is so happy ❤️😭❤️😭❤️
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Kohli gets 64(44) and the discussion is about balls lost in the beginning. Rohit scores 200 runs in 16 games and his season is “unhappy”. How biased can you be?.Harsha - YES.#CricketTwitter.
Unhappy batting tournament for Rohit Sharma.
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She cooked 🥳🥳
When a Cocky, Arrogant athlete can back his chat >>>>.
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No one will sing your praises. Only meme you for performances against SL. But those 7 runs (we won by 6) and 4 overs for 19 runs will always be remembered. 🥹🥹🔥
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When Bumrah was sledged in Lords in 2021, the captain and whole team fought together and won from a tough situation. Today Siraj was sledged in Aus but the captain or the team did nothing. “You come after one of your guys, all XI would be in your face” . THIS WAS KOHLISM. 😊.
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@ManjuKBye The way Bengaluru is progressing on basic infrastructure and amenities, nobody will anyway be coming to that place anymore. Companies are already moving out to Pune and Hyderabad.
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Kohlism was reviewed after we lost WTC21 and were leading 2-1 in England. Rohit is being given sympathy interviews and ex cricketers tweets after losing at home, failing to qualify for WTC and losing BGT. That’s just how money works.
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Rahane captained one test and Kohli called him to share the trophy and then we had the man on right. 🙂💅
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Oh the misery…. The downfall started here. Sep 2021. 🕊️
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KARMA for backstabbing a nice guy💅❤️. Rohit, his lobby, his journalist testicles and his PR can take this whitewash at home and shut their mouth forever.
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No way he said “12 saal me 1 baar toh allowed hai yaar”. This place drags Kohli till date about “45 mins of bad cricket”, I’m hoping this will not go unnoticed. He and his PR team can rot on h£ll.
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Reading an unreleased book Kohli Saab? About yourself? What’s that photo? 😭
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Full circle 🫡😚
🚨 BCCI PLANNING TO BRING BACK VIRAT KOHLI'S FITNESS FORMULA 🚨. - The BCCI could look to bring back the Yo-Yo Test to once again improve the fitness standards in Team India. Virat Kohli had started this formula in his Captaincy tenure. (TOI).
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Rohit to own team mates .“Garden me ghoomega to maa ch*d dunga”. Rohit about his own team mates.“Fine line between aggression and over aggression”. Rohit to opposition.“What what” 😭✋🏼.
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Only one man did it twice. 😍😍🥳🥳
Losing a Test series at home in India is as equal as losing a home ODI World Cup. This is embarrassing.
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Imagine losing a test series at home after 12 years. Media is silent. News in silent. Twitter is silent. I still see uproar on 2017 and 2019 and 2021. But they tell me he has no PR. Haha 🤣 .This whole machinery will be shamed again and again and again.
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A greedy snake and A backstabbed warrior. That’s all it will ever define.
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Define “Sex Appeal”.
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Why he celebrates so much when someone else wickets saaar???? . Coz he considered them like family. And no one stood up for him when he was backstabbed and humiliated. I’ll never support those in the dressing room when he stepped down. Never ever.
I owe my hat-trick to you – Bumrah tells @imVkohli . @Jaspritbumrah93 became the third Indian to take a Test hat-trick. Hear it from the two men who made it possible 🗣️🗣️. Full video here ▶️📹- by @28anand #WIvIND
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Root century - Kohli Kohli.297 against Ban - Kohli Kohli.Babar dropped - Kohli Kohli.Women lose - Kohli Kohli. Day goes by wondering how Kohli would be linked to something he isn’t a part of.
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Kohli template will always get you a win. Excel merchants can yap all they want. And PR merchants can cry about intent fearlessness and twerk on strike rate. Only sensible cricket gets you a win. Not fancy cricket.
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Kohli was thinking about red ball back ups in 2021. But but….🤗🖕🏻
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They called him a madman 🥹🥹
Revs. Overspin. Tall and a high-arm action. Natural variation. Washington Sundar looks like a quality bowler, who can become a frontline spinner.
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KaNpUr WaS tHe StaRt Of A nEw ErA sAaAr 🤣. You deserve even worse Rohit Sharma. The karma cycle will strip you naked. And we are all seated. Loss no. 4 and counting.
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You see what this cricketer is doing for other sports, Miss Saina. And he did it without demeaning anyone. 🙂.
From dreams to medals.🏅.It's time to back our athletes as they step foot into Paris!✊🏼🇮🇳.@IIS_Vijayanagar @StayWrogn . #JaiHind #WeAreTeamIndia #Paris2024 #RoadToParis2024 #StayWrogn
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Nah Blud thought he gonna introduce Virat to the PM of a country that has a street named after him. Chokma 🤣🤣🤡🤡.
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See how all journalists are taking a stand for Pandey? Remember how they were all quiet when that newspaper editor was mocking Virat for three days straight. 🫡.
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I don’t know why Pandya fans beef with Sky fans. Pandya is 2x 3x the cricketer Sky will ever be. HP has already had two fantastic tournaments in the last 2 years. 2022 SF and MCG and 2024 he was POTT contender. SKY was just there. Both times. Pfft.
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They bullied him. They reviewed him. They questioned him. They’re getting their karma. And I’m NOT SORRY. They deserve more humiliation. 😊
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If ever, I highly doubt it, but if ever a movie is made on Kohli - Nobody will be able to replicate his passion on field. It just looks so fake whenever someone else even tries to act around that. 😌.
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Imagine allowing people like him in the dressing room of a prestigious elite cricket ground. The filth. Yucks. I thought Tripathi and Gupta touching T20 trophy was the lowest. This beats it.
My dream destination: #wankhedestadium dressing room. A place, I dreamt to be all my life as a cricketer one day. But God had a different plan for me.
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I remember there was time in 2022 when Kohli scored two 60s in SA ODI series. His series was termed as a failure. It was said ODI needs long innings. Kohli even mentioned it in an interview. I wonder what changed now with someone else scoring 50s 😇.
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Dhoni and Kohli really managed to keep ICT sane for quite a long time. At least the perception was that everything was okay in the dressing room until 2019. Since that SF loss, it’s been shambles. And since 2021, I don’t even have words. Insecurity on a roll everywhere.
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OTD in 2022…. Virat Kohli changed the mood of two nations by playing the most ridiculous shot ever. That atmosphere, that innings, that shot and this batsman shall never be replicated. Forever grateful 🔥
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The thing is it’s always been a Mum lobby boy at the peak of Indian cricket. Gavaskar, Tendulkar. They badly wanted it to be Rohit next. But Kohli Saab had other plans. That’s why this whole narrative of “He is not talented just hard working started” (1/n).
Remember this whole "SR", "SELFLESS", "SELFISH" discourse without context have come out and been thrown in our throats since this particular WORLDCUP which was in ODI format and have been targeted against one player, trying to vilify him for no absolute reason.
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Virat 2023 WC >>>>> Rohit 2019 WC.Virat 2019 WC >>>>>>>> Rohit 2023 WC.
Which Cricket opinion you are ready defend even if the world is against you?👇
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Kohli was running a team. Rohit is running agendas. Difference is obvious. Stupid are those who compared them. Ever. In any aspect.
I don't think India will reach this kind of high in Test cricket again
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Dhoni’s behaviour was highly unprofessional and selfish. Whatever he was feeling, every1 incl. Kohli has felt so many times on the field. Last IPL when GT qualified and RCB didn’t. Kohli was gracious enough to applaud Gill and not runaway to the dressing room upset. Basics.
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All this blame game drama and one person is absolutely enjoying being out of limelight 😭🖕🏻
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This 👇
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Oh man. These 2. How I miss them. They weren’t treated the best by the board and “experts” but boy did they revolutionise test cricket. History will be kinder I hope.
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Yaar he was so real for this. Kohli would’ve cunted head and co for what they did to Siraj. Fxck off BCCI. You ruined this team.
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There was a time when people used to write threads for wrong DRS’ taken by captain. Those writers seem to have vanished now. Oh the things they have done to show that one guy as the worst person to play the sport in every capacity. But guess what? He keeps winning.
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A crazy fact:. Virat Kohli has played close to 375+ T20 games additional to ODI and Tests in 16 years.
A crazy fact: . Virat Kohli’s last Ranji match was in 2012.Sachin Tendulkar’s last Ranji match was in 2013 .#RanjiTrophy.
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Rohit is an example of that colleague who is by your side all the time in office. In all meetings and discussions and suddenly one day, he is handed an appraisal better than you coz he socialised with the boss while you were working your a$$ off in office. Real as fxck.
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Rohit lost toss and series. Any poems?.
Sky is blue,.Roses are red, .Kohli has lost another toss,.what else did you expect?.
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Nah madarxhod. You deserve the worst. Also like this ain’t the first time he has hesitated in accepting Kohli’s greatness.
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Happy 19th Nov to whoever’s celebrating 🥳❤️. Never forget. Never forgive. Never.
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No way I posted this today. 😭😭😭🖕🏼🖕🏼💆🏻♀️💆🏻♀️
Rohit Sharma may miss the first or second Test against Australia due to a personal reason. #TeamIndia #RohitSharma.
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@BadmintonJust Mediocrity hyping up mediocrity. Lol. Padukone was absolutely right in calling out his dissatisfaction.
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They’ll discuss the batting order of 19 SF but they won’t discuss the bowling order of 23 SF. I have said it before, Rohit’s captaincy was never tested in 23 WC. And the day it was, he was just below mediocre. Pity the ones feeling bad for this loss.
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Is this you? 🙂
Have seen Rohit Sharma the captain be cranky & irritated on the field before but rarely seen him as distraught as he’s looked often on the field today #AusvInd.
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Let’s laugh at @sanjaymanjrekar . Didn’t have Kohli, Pandya, Axar or Arshdeep in his squad. All match winners yesterday. 😭✌🏼. Talks about his ball knowledge. 🤣🤣🫵🫵🤣🤣🫵
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If I ever come across this cxnt irl, I would spit on his face. That’s what I think of him.
You don’t know what you got till its gone. Love you brotherman You deserved a better send off. @YUVSTRONG12
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@chakravartiin She won two medals in the same Olympics. She is the first Indian to do that. Lost a third medal by the barest of margins. She is not the one we should be discussing on underperformance.
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All of this babbling and yapping for last 2 years only to beg Kohli to save you again at 34-3 when your intent k chode were in the pavilion. Fxck off you mdc. You’re an evil man. Hope you rot amongst rats and snakes.
There was a time when if you made 45-3 in the power play, you tried to keep wickets in hand. That is gone. India has responded with 108(47).
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KL was 0(20). Saw off Cummins first 3-4 overs solely by himself. And now has scored consistently. That’s how opening is done 👍🏼.
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Why he didn’t say “definitely not” 🤣🤣.Launched biopic after this scam. People want me to believe he is some saint chill guy. I think he is the opposite a shrewd manipulator. May be Yograj was right all along.
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Thodi si conditions tough hui, inke chuutad fatt jate hai. But Kohli k bina ye 29.06 ko 190 cross kr lete. Let’s laugh at pajeets and their negative ball knowledge. 🤣🤣🤣🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼.
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Let’s laugh at this guy who is a dumbfxck and a coward over and above that. Not to mention the low IQ that stunk up my TL. 🤣🤣🤣🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
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Nah this Rohit sitting alone outside with a fxck all sad face after a humiliation loss to be clicked for sympathy. How many times are people supposed to fall for this? 🤣🤣🤣.
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The reactions have my ❤️. The world loves you Bholi Saab. It’s just a few cznts who don’t understand what family means.
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Kohlism was reviewed more often than not. And this was the domination era. Mind you. 🙂
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