I am a girl boss by birth not by choice

I am like the Simone Biles of having to pee at super inconvenient times

@wxfflestomp I love you pipey poo everything’s gonna be okay!!!

@TiredActor Once again @baysueb confirmed famous forever

RT @ol_scarbrain: Boomers on Facebook: That is the worst halftime show of all time. Me:

@sheelgetshyphy T’s & P’s 🤢

I have what I consider legitimate & logical fears of getting scurvy or trench foot

@OswaldOLottakum @DJ_MammothMusic

@cutefont I used to be cool I swear!! Lollll

@cutefont Yeah I definitely slept, just woke up at 7am clutching my puke barrel haha. I usually do the shot at night so I can get a full nights sleep & then whatever nausea I have is just a little bit in the mornings. It’s gotten a lot better the couple months but alcohol is a beast 🤮

@cutefont Yeah I am firmly planted on the couch surrounded by liquids and toast lol

@cutefont I prepared for the hangover but woof I it still sucks lol

@WhittleDick_ 😎 👉🏻👉🏻

@wxfflestomp Also does dbe stand for Dumb Bitch Extraordinaire

@wxfflestomp Same thing right 👀

@bustelo4babies I keep my Prada in my fridge too

I love sharing the gruesome details of my puke with my emetophobic friends

@cooterhog